Dimitri

[theabberration]

Oh. This is the guy who Ray William Johnson wrote that song about.

[em34ev3r]

rofl this is what you call a fucking tool bag.

[thisisjustabackupacc]

I SEE NO TROLLING DANCING RUSSIAN MAN, I AM DISSAPOINT

[tazoz626]

I can understand the poor guy's frustration. Why do women give out their phone numbers if they are not interested? Dumb ass women do that all the time.  If you don't want the guy to call you, simply do not give out your number.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

@tazoz626 because theyre women

[dreamaskylar]

@tazoz626 Because men are stupidly aggressive in asking for them. Women get scared and freaked out, so they just give numbers to be left alone.

[KirstenPagsuyuin]

The 7 thumbs are not psychologically normal... ROFL!!!

[FadoDeo4444]

It's some kind of presentation on how dating works in Russia. First of all: Olga and Dmitri are extremely common and stereotypical Russian names; I have been witness to this type of advance on women in Russia; although douchebaggy.. it doesn't sound all too arrogant in Russian and has a higher success rate on a Russian woman than on an American one.

[aldfjak]

he gets approached 6-7 times per day so he must be a catch..  I'm sure Olga regrets not calling him back

[247blueheaven]

OMG, What a TOOL!!!

[Guat175242]

i dont get why she never called

[ganjaking187]

the thing that is hilarious about the world is that this guy probably has a smoking hot gf, cause women love assholes rofl

[noursette29]

this guy has a "patrick bateman " feel about him...

[jgroves56]

He called twice? smh v___v

[dxydis]

what a toss!

[111annalucia111]

holy crap....

[spartanfirevideo]

c'mon... this can't be real. no-one can be this arrogant - especially the second call.

[IronBrig4]

@spartanfirevideo It is very real. Would you believe me if I told you he runs a dating workshop? Seriously, he does.

[0680496]

he sounds like phil hellmuth

[codyo91]

Girls confirmed for jelly.

[cestwen]

OH MY GOD. His voice is just about the gayest fucking sound in the world.

[Zero0050]

Dang...there's so much sarcasm in the responses, it's bleeding out of my screen.

[Unolai]

Oh yeah, he's SUCH a studmuffin. >.>

[klo08]

whooooa this guy has an anxiety disorder holy moly....

if he was intelligent, he would've figured that after no reply after the 1st msg that she didn't want him...

[tonyrubicon]

lol. it is this guy. dimitrithelover com

[IronBrig4]

Oh Dimitri, you really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.

[dav0]

this was proven to be a fake viral to promote some guys indie movie at a film festival

[ThatNickGuy28]

Wow. What woman could POSSIBLY turn this guy down?

[1xDannyHey1x]

second call: in the words of dahsie xp dimitri is basically saying "I'm like a broken xbox i dont play no games" hahaha

[1xDannyHey1x]

dimitri where's the spark plug off that 68 cutlass

[ariannaaaaaaaaaaa]

Rejectedddddd!

[Nexusmagicshop]

Wow can you say Psycho!

[aniselabrum]

aaaaaahhhhhh.....hahaha..L to the O to the S to the ER..BWAH!

[Lola00]

"I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with them."

Um. CHALLANGE.

[aniselabrum]

@Lola00 aaaaaahhhhhh.....hahaha..L to the O to the S to the ER..BWAH!

[PolskaDoll]

ahahah pazzo

[hightailbfmc999]

it is very obvious why the schmuck is "very single".

[rockandstroll]

Pimp.

[ThrashPowerMetalGuy]

Who put my voice mails up???

[Luluzinhatuk]

kkkkkkkkk



[alexjestermusic]

I'll assyoume

[DIMITRl]

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[Herikgarza]

You should actually look that up...LMAO!!!

[ArcanistOfPain]

Oh god LOL

[hayley7724]

Who cares if this a joke it's funny. but man hes an ass.

[MrToronto2009]

These voicemails are a VIRAL MARKETING HOAX for a Hollywood documentary by producer Brad Goodman (he worked on Borat, Bruno, Religulous). It is about notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover. The voicemails are TOTALLY STAGED. Search in YouTube for "Dimitri The Lover Movie is Real" and you can hear Mr. Goodman speak. The movie documents Dimitri's claims that he is "Canada's Greatest Lover & Seducer". According to Mr. Goodman, they confirmed it!

[Vitruviux]

Dude, thanks for the ruining it for us.

Some shit is better left unknown.

[CasterTrash]

@MrToronto2009

Shut up Dimitri no one likes you

[Aelcyx]

@MrToronto2009 Hey everyone, if you want to know the truth from Snopes, search for "snopes dimitri voicemail" on Google and click the first link (don't copy and paste the quotation marks). (MrToronto2009 is apparently also part of the VIRAL MARKETING HOAX)

[MrCatalano14]

Ahaha maybe you were abused in childhood?

[90geekgirl06]

Any girl that likes this kind of douchebagerry in a guy is a total idiot and an insult females everywhere. (I'm allowed to say that because I am a female.)

[justforflag2]

I am greek too. And my name is Dimitri. :P

[mormonjoe]

Are you also a douchebag?

[justforflag2]

Probably XD

[GHound420]

lmao 416 thats toronto

[cheezenyc212]

ahahahahhahaha~~~!!!

[sandyriles]

Please tell me this was some sort of prank. Otherwise, douchebag doesn't EVEN begin to describe this ... Can't even think of a word bad enough to call this guy. Wow.

[rapsfan19]

hahahah... this is EPIC!!!!

[RobertZemeckis1972]

Scripted?

[damonehopen]

Elegant women are rare I'm Greek.

[capitalmindz]

...AND he's working on a movie script.

[scra999]

WOW... this guy is special.

"Why do girls like this?"??? In all fairness, it's clear in the second message that she never called him back. Clearly, that girl didn't like this. :)

[TRexAndTheRaceCar]

Oh my God, this guy is fucking pathetic.

[BatterersBeware]

OMG, what a complete deluded jerk. If he hadn't said his name is Dimitri I would have thought for sure that his name is Andy, a brain surgeon from Pennsylvania.

[Israfel783]

...what?

[imsoskarude]

lmfao!

[thenowuk]

LOL-I know someone as deluded as this-hillarious-completely clueless

[canrsiegrl]

omg, this guy is a sicko!

[canrsiegrl]

wow, talk about a psycho...this guy needs to be in jail....he's a stalker if nothing else...I'll "asssssuuuume.." wo...this guys a nut case...

[jrenae75]

This is why I'm so glad I'm married.

[james8791]

i'd safely bet that guy still gets breastfed

[oaiee5]

YIKES ....

[drew1974]

All I know is I really want to read the script he says he is working on.

[kellilicious1]

What. The. Fuck.

[RabekaJo]

LMAO I had a few of those type guys back in my single days...boy am I glad I got out of that scene and got married and have kids now....so much better off lol....threats and if you have psychological issues Im not interested...um well he just ruled 98.9% of society right there lol we are all depressed we are all got some form of a disorder cause "Normal" is the setting on a machine that does hard work for us lol sounds like this dude is the one with mental issues lmao

[19AFS91]

now i'l ass-huuume

I'l assHHUUUME. who the cock says that.

and for that matter who the cock says who the cock!

[RabekaJo]

remindes me of one of the guys on big bang theory tv show...lol...or the guy Weird Al Yankovick sings about in his song Pitiful (lol) look in this guys videos to find it he did a great job in putting the song to screen...I loved it! lol enjoy!

[jbetp99]

"There's nothing wrong with me."

If you have to say it, it probably isn't true.

[RabekaJo]

exactly

[LittleCalico]

I want him.

[SashaTheBrit]

I'M GIVING YOU A 3.00 DEADLINE. or else you'll lose my amazingness. seriously, who wouldn't want someone calling them and leaving them long creepy-ass messages?

[YokieDokieArtichoke]

theres nothing wrong with him lol cept for the the fact that hes a dick

[RabekaJo]

exactly he should look up Biggot or arrogant asshole would be more like it lol

[AtlantiansAnAlteran]

Wow... that guy is... well... he deserves to be removed from the world.

[ploxsicle]

lol This guy's going to be single until he dies.

[Blondencrazee]

ASSUUME.....Assuume! I'm a complete catch! Maybe mother your has cancer. Your going to chemo. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

[moonlightkisu]

women "approach" him 6~7 times a day when they're going past him to use the bathroom.

[CaughtaRide]

lmao!

[RyanCbengals]

I gotta get the heck out of the area

[CaughtaRide]

because the cops were lookin for him...

[gufniata]

Too funny :)

[flyingtorpedo]

"you call me as soon as you have the courage to. "

[rassf1]

I think this is demetri martin doing a prank

[VioletVeil1985]

OMG!!! HE'S SERIOUSLY DISTURBED!

[moonlightkisu]

there's a name for this man:

maliginant and pathological narcissist.

I should know, I dated one.

[Blondencrazee]

You are so right.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[izygiggles]

and on and on and on and on, omg what a dousche

[cafscotland]

wot a knob!!! no wonder he's single! no woman will go nywhere near him again if they recognise his voice!

[klaran]

this dude fucking owns. bow to the patriarchy

[danny5o8]

what a dork, lol! that cant be real! if hes such a "complete catch" whys he leavin a 5 minute message lol

[slicydicer]

I want his number plz

[calmdownchovy]

The best.

[spookypen]

"I'm psychologically normal"

Riiiiiiiiiiight...

[CrowsTurnOff]

He brags about how he's single. He's deluded himself into thinking it's his choice, when it reality he's a giant douchebag who repels women.

[tiggerthirteen]

if this guy is soooo smart why can't he get a clue? Olga run,run like the wind Dimitri is after you,oh and don't call him he due to your passive agressive disorder,what a douche

[indalceio]

I bet he screams his own name in bed.

[moonlightkisu]

he does. He actually wants to screw himself (all narcissists basically do, hehe.)

[Xavienne]

Oooh boy -- this guy needs to see a therapist ASAP! He's one to talk about passive aggressive!

[MilkmasterG]

When he said "women approach me 6/7 times a day." sealed his fate.

[CapturedByTheGame]

He's so self centered!

I'm so glad I've never met a guy like that!

Though this message is quiet funny, haha.

[eliopizza81]

sounds like kevin spacey when he was in the movie seven.

[dub1681]

i want to throw it in this guys bum

[jeveuxlesoleil]

...

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...

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... creeper.

[gaaraishot55]

Oo holy shit that guy needs to get some help

[luckytrifle]

lol, he doesn't sound like a Greek, the accent is pretty good to be. But it was freaky.

[Kunachi]

Lol I wish fucked up people like this would die.

[RabidIceWeasel]

...uh.

I hate men like that.

Hate so much.

Bet he's an ugly ass too.

[mhwinter]

elegant women are very rare, i am Greek

[bfirenzi]

This guy is most definitely a comedian. He has a website. Search for "Dmitri the Lover" or "Dmitri the Stud." Sadly, he is not the next Alexi Vayner.

[XiaoGui17]

bfirenzi is right; this is a joke.

[falalalalauren]

omg he gave her a DEADLINE.

[Frogglin]

Seriously though, what girl doesn't swoon when slammed with a deadline?

Dimitri, you're a tosser.

[alltalknodo]

omg this guy totally reminds me of that old man in Family guy that kept leaving Chris messages :D:D amazingly assholeish!! encore!

[8FilledWithHurt8]

Why do girls like guys like that...?

Answer: WE DON'T.

.gag.

At least I don't. If a guy insists THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH him... there's something wrong with him.

[RyanEdge]

hahaha I love how the dude acts like the only reason a chick would never call him is because they have cancer

[enviouschild]

lmao

perfect example of guys i meet

[donnypunani420]

My gurl would have called him back, matter of fact she would have picked the phone up n the first messege...hahahaha!

[fredepadde]

" You should actually look that up... Passive agressive"

Hehe... What a jerk!

[hayyygurlhayyy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA hahahaha Girls DON'T like guys like this!!

[zombierobopirate]

after 3:41... holy shit hahaha

[Akaysha1440]

I.. what.. seriously??

Also, 416 is a Toronto area code. You know.. just saying.

[extmusc4afilm]

LOL oh my god! This guy is nuts! God I'm glad I'm a lesbian! Wow, this guy is soooo conceded and thick-headed.

[heaveymellow]

It sounds like he's arranging a business meeting.

[shunsuk1fans]

"I'm very intelligent, i'm great in bed" HAHAHA

[poofoosaz]

hahahaha, what an ego...

hes very dull, isn't he?

oh....and very desperate.

what an ingrain idiot.

[lbaronnyc]

OMG! Douchedouchedouche actually reminds me of someone I know in a way.

"I'm that guy from the street...."

[cmaxtois]

"very elegant woman"

I DONT PLAY THAT GAME

hahahahahaha

[isestrex]

"I'm working on a movie script so I'm pretty much around all weekend".... That's code for unemployed

[striker1553]

i don't remember, i thought i had heard it in a movie before, or maybe a tv show?

[striker1553]

this is from a movie... not a real phone call

[Brinxas]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew. *throws up in mouth a bit*

[YULgal]

I've dated worse. Really.

[chopper825]

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[Maximus007x]

lol wow. I wonder if he knows what a jerk he is

[lucifiel33]

LMFAO "maybe your mother has cancer"

Someone plz extract his nuts

[Vixencurse]

oooooook...just a little psycho!

[piscomiami]

What a LOOSER!

[nearfantastica]

This is actually the worst thing ever. Like... ever.

[isaacdwalkup]

what's his phone number?????

[matthurshman]

A douche bag?

Come on! I was taking notes the entire time!

This guy is clearly a nice modest guy that knows what he's doing!

[ForrbidenFruit]

haha. :P

[Idlechatter04]

OMG! What a faggot!

[ColourfulCandy]

Sounds like he's just a liiiiiittle bit hopeless xD

[bhols52]

Wow, if this is for real then this guy sounds like the douchiest douche that ever douched!

[lucifiel33]

Doucherocket...?

[Wanetae]

Somebody sounds abusive!

[k3110g2]

lol because she doesn't call him he automatically asumes she has a mental disorder

[fosgate3]

Folks, welcome to the world of narcissistic personality disorder.

[jlisvt]

Happy Birthday Sefe :)

[jlisvt]

This could be a tragic but NICE possibility !!!

Compered to what all of you wrote- its better to think about that kind of Solution.

The Police

[jlisvt]

sympli:

She Couldn T Hear The Complete Phone Nummber !!!

Listen...

[tubbtubbs2]

i'm giving you an opportunity here...

[iPorn100dotcom]

wow...is anyone actually surprised this guy is still single?

sounds like an egocentric stalker - found this one on radaronline - too funny!

btw - your starwars cantina video parody was good - funny stuff!

[theyseeus]

I feel so normal after listening to this.

[Myko17]

This is what you call a desprate guy. Hes a joke. He sounds like a cocky guy who really has nothing to give. He sounds like am ugly guy, lol. But I wouldn't call him back. Im glad you didn't. He sounds like a jerk! Who says things like that?

[Fabulous1920]

What an asshole...and I feel sorry for the 6 or 7 women who supposedly meet him everyday. They need hugs. He needs help.

[reppinsd07]

Narcissistic personality disorder anyone? lmao

[sookitandsee]

this guy is good. i managed to fuck a nice blonde last night using his lines. they DO work. try them for yourself and you will see the results

[raygordon]

You're 10 years behind other guys if you're using stuff like this now.