Youtube poop: Jacky Chen is Faster Than Sonic

[Romanian901]

Super Smash Bros Brawl ending

[SammEater]

1:42 Looks like a kung-fu version of Pong, hah hah. :P

[TheRedDoggyDog]

0:12 si quelqu'un pouvait me dire le titre de la musique, s'il vous plaît...

[ChromeMaquilover22]

I cant say which Jackie Chan poop from you is my fav cause they are all awesome

[WindBlade97]

lol the old guy dancing

[shadowgod8779]

Lol at 1:43 - 1:45 the guy on the left keeps kicking Jackie in his balls.

[Peaserist]

nuh nuh no. no.be

[etoangfavoriteko]

Speedy fatass

[JellyElite117]

Hare hare yukai XD 0:56

[LuvMeerkats]

Somebody please tell me what the sped-up music at 3:44 is? Sounds like Sonic, but I've never heard it before :/

[SamJamBamDam]

@LuvMeerkats /watch?v=1CY1sjxC6Ro&feature=r­elated

[LuvMeerkats]

@SamJamBamDam Ah yes, thank you good man! :)

[SamJamBamDam]

@LuvMeerkats Now GTFO before I can i Pony Exterminator.

[TheSpark717]

@LuvMeerkats it's the sonic x theme

[CutekittyMMW]

Dont even start doing this to sonic cause sonic the best game in the world.

[DarkyTheCat16]

HE CAN'T BE FASTER THAN SONIC! IF HE REALLY IS; HE GOTTA GO FASTER THAN A SPEED OF LIGHT!!! At 4:18 Sonic's, the name, speed is my game! ROLFMAO!

[sonic2899000]

LOL Mario Dance at 0:56

[Dr5269]

4:46 "get over here" Scropion ;O (Not Just Cuase 2) (Mortal Kombat)

[RDMonkey2]

3:14 i lol'd

[Vince4324]

Anyone care to tell me the song after the Mario DDR?

[Vince4324]

*Flips though channels.Loud kabooms,Has a face that says "Meh boring."

[TheGamemasterNP]

What's the name of this Episode?

[vpl3000]

Why the Smash Bros box in the end?

[MrQuickSqueez]

@vpl3000 why not?

[TheCharmybeelover]

Bah,Chuck Norris Pwns more....

[judgemodalla]

ROFL at the end XD

[DeathToxik]

i have sooo many favorites



[sirmugman]

someone please turn this into a marco?

[Jugglesama]

0:10

0:35

3:15

4:06

5:05

MY FUCKING GUT

[pokemonmasterxful]

0:55 music name?

[dmc2811]

Someone please turn this into a macro :D

[ZenDragon240]

LOL Jackie keeps getting kicked in the crotch starting at 1:36 XD

[Brandon999LFC]

Why ssbb at the end?

[TheVaincer]

omg! the guy at 0:53 is nick's (from l4d2) older brother!

[crisphate95]

I realized at about 4:43 after Jackie blocks the ninja stars there is a face.

[crisphate95]

Alexis:Hey Jackie, do you like to SUCK DICK

Jackie Chen:Yes. I looove DICK.

LOLROFLMFAO

[FOXKIDSFanChannel1]

lol at 3:15 "how high can you get?"

[18kitkit]

GET OVER HERE!!!

[AliceSonicGundamFan]

95 people:

are Haruhists

Hit by a speeding bus.

[biscuitdoughhandzman]

@AliceSonicGundamFan I think haruhi fans would enjoy the refrence. I did

[Turbonicz]

WAHAHAHAHA

[wawa865]

Someone please turn this into a macro!



[MrSuperman216]

What was that techno song on the TV?

[matau454]

@MrSuperman216 Cartoon Heroes by Aqua. It's a remix, but I don't know what it's exactly called.

[IbeTrollin0501]

3:44 name of sped up song?

[matau454]

@IbeTrollin0501 Sonic X Theme song.

[DarkStar4657]

lol 3:56 to 4:01 lmao!

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

4:46 GET OVER HERE!! Hah

[Tacom4ster]

LOL Luigi and Mario

[marnicrules]

3:20 how u do tat

[Deviltriggerfounder]

3:35 I died laughing at that part.

[Deviltriggerfounder]

0:12 What's the name of the song?

[LEGO99W]

THUMPS UP FOR FINAL DESTINASTION THUMPS UP IF YOU AGREE

[Casualmisfit]

HOLD 9 for G-Man effect!

[SaMoVArr]

4:15 hardlol

[liang1200]

pause at 1:37 jackie gets kicked it the crotch

[WAZZZUUP1002]

at 0:35 it looks like a sex face when you screem there name dont ask me how i would know :p

[Shdow1]

HAHAHAHA HOW HE SENDS ROBOTNIC TO THE SKY PRICELESS

[Lucios1995]

Press 9 for Rape Face.

[Luckyrob72]

0:04 someone please turn this into a macro xD! lol

[dafattman95]

omfg that was so funny

Jade: howd you get from over there to here?

Jackie: sonics the name speeds my game!

[CloneX2001]

@mark4050 whats bruce lee's show called?

[MultiAlexrubio]

ha ha your videos are so funny con;t stop lafing for 3 min

[mccormickpjm]

???????

[Joe2point5]

3:00 best 1 second of my life

[21manu]

Sonic creates 94accounts to dislike this

[pokemonmasterxful]

0:55 whats the name of the dancing mario video? not the game

[juventinorocks]

@pokemonmasterxful ummmmmm im pretty sure thats a game lol

[pokemonmasterxful]

@juventinorocks lol i know that

[juventinorocks]

@pokemonmasterxful lol, but what do you mean though i assume your talking about the mario on the t.v right?

[pokemonmasterxful]

3:56-4:01 LMAO

[JackDalyTV]

5:16 COPY OF BRAWL?

[darthvadr2341]

@JackDalyTV yep, a copy of a game that requires no skill

[MrSquadallah]

0:40 he says WAKA WAKA :D

[thefuzz97]

I liked the part with Jackie Chan

[gamerboy4life1]

3:34 epic

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Couldn't stop laughing throughout 1:36

[Xxmonkey58xX]

ONE MORE THING! Youtube is where the poop is.

[Residentevil9975]

This is the best Youtube poop I have seen in a while :D

[SubakkuNoGaara]

94 people didn't work it out on the floor. :<

[DVGTS1]

if anyone can't read the line that appears at 0:04 very fast,

it's "someone please turn this into a macro!"

[DanteStudios]

Work it out on da floor!

[DJStry]

10,000 times over?? but....but that's...OVER 9000!!!

[TimKish4350927386]

0:36 rape face

[BIGBMXC12345]

0:12 Grandpa's going gangsta! LOL

[redback3]

@BIGBMXC12345 WERK IT AUT ON DA FLUR!

[matau454]

@BIGBMXC12345 Robot Chicken FTW :D.

[SsjVegeta5020]

@BIGBMXC12345 HE ALWAYS WAS A GANGSTA!

[Drbarrelroll369]

@BIGBMXC12345 thats my fav part

[BIGBMXC12345]

94 people aren't sure that they need MONEY.

[JackMcQuack]

So, has anyone turned it into a macro yet?

[Black57aR]

The Money!!

[annabelavi]

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[Darkness19Z]

1:36 chan is getting kick in the nuts

[seelkadoom9000]

you make the best youtube poops

[FIREFRO626]

4:09 FALCON KICK!!!!

[10PrincessZelda13]

this cartoon always made no sense. 

[nataku7]

what ddr song is that?

[time502]

0:04 "SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A MACRO"

[DarknessStar24]

break it down grandpa!

[Churchlowtv]

0:04 Someone please turn this into a macro!

[Eg0r1cH]

3:09

- Are you sure?

-No , y y y y y LOL

[sonic70756]

хахахахаха

[BlueEyes274]

What's with the random image of a Super Smash Bros. Brawl game disc cartridge at the end?

[baneheart7]

@BlueEyes274

Waaaaaaay back when this was a new poop, SSBB was a new release as well. Deepercutt was basically showing off the purchase of a hot title at the time. (If I remember correctly, the game came out December 7, 2007).

[Xevnest24]

@baneheart7 ...No, the game came out March 9th, 2008.

[baneheart7]

@Xevnest24

... Now that you mention it, that's correct. What makes it embarrassing for me is that I actually purchased it at midnight on March 9th. My mistake!

[BlueEyes274]

I always loved how Jackie looked when he was startled or shocked in this series.

[multiversalpictures]

the music at 2:36 to 2:45 is from godzilla the series

[multiversalpictures]

the music at 2:45 is from godzilla the series

[nataku7]

whats the song while the irish guy is watching tv?

[999Jago999]

@nataku7 the guy is Irish?

[nataku7]

@999Jago999 ya they go to ireland in 1 episode

[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

lol, I knew everything on the tv

Sonic, jackie chen, Haruhi Suzumiya and final destination... is that bad?

[halfaheartbongobongo]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly blehhh not too hard to get, also you missed mario ddr

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly if you have to ask... yes.

[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

@DiggityDoglikeDogg

Shut up faggot. I hate you and your shitty username. I hope someone savagely beats your pets.

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly calm down there punk ass, I was just answering your question.

[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

@DiggityDoglikeDogg

lolololol. You took that post seriously?

Now you ARE a faggot.

[garrettor]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly wow beating his pets, thats cruel. what where they writing mean comments on your youtube page? i think not shut up and leave innocent animals alone if you have a quarrel keep it from him

[OnlyTheSunCanFly]

@garrettor

You fucking fail, I already told him I was only fucking with him. I don't believe I was talking to you either.

[DJStry]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly you forgot Mario DDR :D

[Demonwave5434]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly and DDR mario mix and well. Obviously the Jackie chan ending credits lol

[mrkoridai]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly you forgot dance dance revolution: Mario Mix

[Ninetails2000]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly You forgot about Acrofatic Hour with Mario.

[HaruhiMariotaku]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly lolol me too XDXD

[Teraprinny]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly you forgot the mario game XD =P

[matau454]

@OnlyTheSunCanFly ...Maybe, I mean nothing is bad but FD. You forgot Mario DDR though lol.

[jinrex015]

1 second later...

[escapethefate2200]

3:36 xD

[Snyarhedir]

ending

You can't do that! You just degraded the actor!

[Snyarhedir]

You and I both know that I cannot fucking read that text that appears at about 0:04. (Not properly, anyway. I took several rewinds and serious scanning to get every word.)

[MoeMoeMedia]

@Snyarhedir CAN SOMEPLEASE TURN THIS TO A MACRO!

[TheRen4gade]

WORK IT OUT THE FLOOR! WORK IT OUT ON THE FLOOR! OOOH!!!

[symbiote111]

Chuck norris needs his own cartoon.

[VerendumProductions]

@symbiote111 He had one, look it up.

[symbiote111]

@VerendumProductions

I didn't know about when I posted my comment.

[Emelljee]

@symbiote111 He already does; it's a show called Family Guy.

[Sagemaster00]

@symbiote111 Lol its happend.

[ZerolockXXX]

@symbiote111 he did have his own cartoon

[rocklee989]

@symbiote111 he did have one back then he got alot of things actualize

[psychonaut25]

@symbiote111 No, it's WRONG! Cartoon needs his own Chuck Norris.

[boringstuff0309]

@symbiote111 He already has one.

[Xxmonkey58xX]

@symbiote111 trust me, if that happened, everyone watching would explode.

[gusgriz]

@symbiote111 he does but i dont remember the name

[mark4050]

@symbiote111 he did... it was kalled "Chuck noris's karate comandos"

[slicksgirl]

@symbiote111 chuck norris has a cartoon!

[CommanderSpongebob]

@symbiote111 He did it's called Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.

[Gwaube]

I'm suprized Jacky chen's spine didn't break!

[slowrider8]

The money hehehe, are you sure, no, are you sure, no, are you sur.. no hehehe, are you.. money. Throws crate, hehehe LOL ROFL HAHAHA

[TheHarleyRocker]

0:13 ROFL XD

[JuliantheGamer]

I loled through the whole video. Holarious! And, yes, I meant to add that o.

[Gespenst94]

0:16 best part other than "Get Over Here!"

[Gespenst94]

Get Over Here!!!!!!

[jimjamrocks]

Thi sshow was so awsome

[Eg0r1cH]

3:15 y y y y LOL!

[Sismiques]

Macro?

[CoachAndCola]

woot toru the hedgehog he shoulda kept the talisman and ruled the city^^

[havoc412]

whats the song on 0:13

[TheGuitarRocker200]

the title isnt funny. Hes not faster then sonic. Still AWESOME YOUTUBE POOP!

[masterminded78]

0.05: Someone please turn this into a marco!

5:16: Lol u own super smash bros brawl?

[TheEddGould]

GET OVAH HERE

[windcloud7]

Toru is going faster faster FASTERFASTERFASTER

[GoldenHaseo]

OMG 3:30 I CRACKED UPPP

[zanpakutoman]

3:46 torru x =awsomeness

I would watch that

[BradleyMFGoo]

this is great!

[11tobiobito]

LMFAO AT 0:10

[LGmastermind9]

*spoiler* 0:05 someone please turn this into a macro!

[iparty999]

oh god, flashback, i used to watch this show

[ankoky]

0:12 lol rap xD 0:50 Why arent you in school, COOL 1:01 Lol crah xD 1:13 SHIT! 1:15 - 1:24 lol fight xD so crazy 1:34 underwater kicks, but gets annoing :P 2:58 Wrong number thingy 3:02 the money y y y y yyyyyyy xD 3:13 fat throw box, y y y y 3:20 lots of drug trucks :P 3:27 lol, lots of jackie chans 3:35 Jackie gets tomped xD (LOL) 3:52 Fat guy runs and trips xD 4:10 funny underwater fight but more lol

[IxMyBloodyPaintxI]

@ankoky the rap is Robot Chicken "Work it out on da floor" ft. DMX

The fat guy is called Toru

And the trucks at 3:20 the trucks are carrying a huge turtle if you pay close attention

[IxMyBloodyPaintxI]

lol 0:11 XD

Get over here!!

[Cha0sLord93]

Lol Uncle 0:13

[MrCbas97]

wats da song called at 0:55?

[LegendarySolidsnake1]

LAWL DDR Mario mix LOL !!!! beautiful !! =)

[HowToMasters1]

It's JACKIE CHAN!

[waffleless]

God I miss this show, *I think...

[FijiUnited]

So it was Jackie who caused the oil spill!

0:05 lol i accidentaly stopped the video and it says "Someone please turn this into a macro!&q