Suicidal Squirrel Walks Up To Dog

[irocksohard11]

Ik utahns are so nice!! Haha go utah!! :D love it here

[technoblowfish]

man, that squirrel has

*puts on sunglasses*

nuts

[Amandaxcowsx]

I once had a squirrel come to my back porch, and I fed it peanuts. Everyday it would come back, and freak out my dogs. I never touched it, but it would crawl on my door screen thing..and it would go face-to-face!

[VedrenYuar]

I was thinking same that it may have rabies.

[spudchucker9000]

I've never seen a squirrel walk. It probably has rabies

[katelyn0402]

2:15 .. Oh my god, is that.. is that a plane!? IT'S A PLANE!!

[assassinprodigy2]

@katelyn0402 i thought a car was gonna run it over, i wouldve laughed alot at toby's reaction,but sad for the cute little squirrel

[animeloves125]

toby said a bad word D: oh no !

[TheEldonan]

Squirrels don't eat leaves you moron

[xxxameliacxxx]

@TheEldonan Squirrels are primarily vegetarians, living on seeds, nuts, fruits, fungi, lichens, buds, mushrooms, roots, pine cones, LEAVES, twigs and bark. They do not normally eat meat. However, if faced with hunger, they have been known to eat bird eggs, snails and insects.

[sun2515]

rabies



[DJRap99]

"...squirrels will maul your face off..." LOL!

[dryerlint17]

rabies



[legionXTS]

Rabies

[TheKuruck]

I like old toby



[Jessika4313]

poor squirrel!! :(

[RunOutofGoodName]

anyone noticed that toby was cursing, im glad that he doesnt curse anymore it feels like hes a better person

[completeconfusionn]

@RunOutofGoodName swearing doesnt make people bad....the word fuck is used as a great adjective in my vocab! haha, and toby still swears...but not for the videos he gets paid for ;)

[AwesomeVivian]

this video was made in 2010 smart ones. that means 2 years ago.

[MexiPanda13]

That squirrel has SQUAIDS!

[strykertron232]

the squirrelprobably ate an achohal soaked pumpkin

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

THumbs up if you got an ad for Dog Whisperer or anything else dog related.

[wiibijah]

Toby CURSED!!! :O

[DragonNPuppyGirl]

HOLY CRAP THIS VID WAS MADE ONE YEAR AGO YESTERDAY! If i had watched this one hour and 17 min ago i wulda been right on the money!

[gloryboundkev]

The squirrel wants the smoothie in the cup. But they eat peanuts.

[J88Wolf]

Holy crap! I just realised this was an old video after looking over the date a second time. xD One year ago today.

[thelovelush]

watch it with transcribe audio on , and go to 1:30

[gamegirl579]

watch the whole thing with transcribe audio on. LOL!

[RandomGirl119]

My grandma's dog just woke up while I was watching this video and started barking. She thought you were in my house, Toby. Lol.

[RogueScorpin]

Ha ha your old lol

[Atalinay]

she has her balls Waitt...............what?

[voldemortrules101]

Alcoholic squirrel..... = P

[jha1234567890]

is the squirel alright

[Rachuscus]

I'm impressed you were so distracted by the squirrel you didn't yell "Ooh, a plane!"

[Drkmaster95]

First time I have heard you say shit hahahah

[MrDumbygames]

jib jib and of course JIB!

[gamergirl417]

I laughed so hard when the squirrel suddenly ran at him & he backed up & said "Oh sh*t, oh sh*t!" xD

[surleyguru]

First you have to drop the ball if your going to catch that squirrel doggy.

[ThatWeirdGirlWhoActs]

That plane just raped my ears.

[MissMira7]

That squirrel is adorable.

[stolentoilet]

That's a squirrley squirrel,

[MrPibi]

Hey It's a plane!!

[CheeseIEat]

0:17 is that the squirrel mating call?

[mysticwolf109]

maybe it's rabid. rabid squirrels usually just act weird. or it was drunk on fermented berry squirrel beer

[TheSurgeonOfDeath10]

needy dog

[megakenny4444]

1:10 has got to be the best bit <3

[dieskie2479]

Don´t click on the vid to pause. It´s a trap ;)

[funwithgoats01]

@TBig1969 What....?

[sexysurfchick]

the squirrel looked like it was hurt... 

[LordZuthix]

TOBY YOU MISSED THE PLANE WHATS GOING ON!

[LittleClarirra]

What happend to Tanya and Toby? They were really cute together :c

[Euffie42]

LOL Wow! That poor squirrel. It is either high or really hungry. "Let's feed it a leaf." XD

[GameGirl321]

OMG THIS IS SOOOO OLD LIKE A YEAR....... wow people need to check the date

[AccidentalMonkey]

holy shit!!! toby said holy shit!! lolzzzz

[firefliesfindlife]

It's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the suicidal squirrel.

[ruttabl1]

I want a futista freeze... TACO BELL!

[CarolRoseC]

My dogs would not be that calm

[benjamingrud]

:o he swore

[KonmanXC719]

that squirrel is either drunk or licked some antifreeze haha

[TinyDinoTV]

@KonmanXC719 LOLA!

[mlrtmn]

Release the K-9

[StillNotCompleted]

i would laugh if he like would go chase the squirrel down the street sayin "WHY U NO LIKE ME SQUIRREL!!!!"

[marxandmarzipan]

TOBY I WANT TO MEET YOU! hahaha...you are jokes

add me on fcebook

facebook. com/ elliebell18

ellie sheldrake

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[bracamontes74]

the most suspenceful video yet

[emirocks8]

they are sufferring the dog

[BlargCrewProductions]

I misread the title as "Suicidal dog walks up to Toby". That would have been Steven as his 3rd person.

[Dantheon]

I like to think that on my 17th Birthday, Toby was looking at a crazy suicidal squirrel in the middle of the road haha.

[CutieCupcake32]

Its amazing at what we humans are attracted to

[Neumie7]

how easily we humans are amused lol

[ubercoolest]

this video is so old, he didnt even bless my face! T-T

[tommygoogyx]

He swore :o

He said Shit xD

[ForeverTrolling18]

@PenisTheGenius Holy Shit D:

[liddy4321]

ummmmmm rabies?

[ForeverTrolling18]

HOLY CRAP TOBY SWORE, EVERYTIME HE SWEARS I PUNCH A MEXICAN BABY IN THE FACE!

[shooter308243]

Don' t be skeered. Hehe.

[Jdobbs909]

that is the most bad ass squirrel EVAR!

[TheMaestroman09]

Needy dog wait by the road for ur squiro'.

Was a whole squirrel swallowed it whole... Needy dog needy dog that dog is a really needy dog. :)

[JojoLuffsYuh4Eva]

You should of let go. the squirrel was drunk I guess. When you said let's find him a nut, I was thinking "I found one, yours...."

[iiiinvaderzim]

oooh its a plane

[BenGeocth]

Who says haha your old?

[es13100]

Wouldn't Toby be like... The best son ever?

[TornPaperYoyos]

@es13100 try the best anything ever

[es13100]

@TornPaperYoyos ikr

[es13100]

Hey Toby.. in the future you get in a bit of accidental trouble for that farmville spoof.

[xNEMOxishxMEHxzomgx]

I will defend thy Toby with this rock I holdeth angainst my bare chest...Toby walks in...HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT ....oops I furgawt I was a gurl!!

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#44 2010!!!!! i can't caps lock numbers but i did it. made it past 2009! Now just all of 2010 and most of 2011 to goooo

[starianna200023]

He's calling the squirrel suicidal but hes the one standing in the middle of the street......hmmmmmmm

[metsfan88]

"Ohhh, it's a plane.." wish I would've heard that....lol

[LadyDarklock]

Not only did he swear but!...he didnt get excited about the plane flying by!

[TheDemonicDream]

LOL.. awe.. I love when poor little Toby gets scared<3

[truthnproof]

Glad to know it's being taken care of. Must have been in a lot of pain w/ a broken leg.

But you guys are hilarious... "feed it a leaf"?

[leedonaldt]

HOLY SHOOP!

[ZeWarlord]

Who's been feeding squirrels LSD?

[envoiret]

OMG the squirrel is stoned.

[ColeMacgrath11]

Oh my god! Toby swore? I always thought the first thing to make him swear in a video would be like... I don't know, something other than a squirrel. It's okay. We still love you Toby. :)

[CrazyMushroomPeople]

@ColeMacgrath11 Toby swore a lot in his "old" videos...Just so you know :)

[MonicaChan14]

0:27

-Squirrel comes.

-Toby freaks out

-Toby says: ¨Oh God, oh God, is gonna kill meh!¨

LOL

[promarktama95]

Toby!! :( you swore, you never swear :(

[Onekatmandu]

Aww cute squirrel... Hope it wasn't rabid!

[pillowsenpai]

is there something wrong with the squirrel??? didn't you take it to a vet?

[nerddgirl713]

@pillowsenpai *description

[MarioMr0]

LET THE DOG GO !!! and how didn't he hear that plane ?!

[medudemedude]

NEEDY DOG!!!!

[Zombiegamer217]

Ah ha your old lol

[sgttrentz]

Who said let go when the dog was ready to attack

[ForTheTurtle1]

Rabies much?

[en197455]

Lol

[alysianoel]

hahaha awww Gypsy is so adorable!

[TheQuickstab]

i mean 1:22 to 1:24

[TheQuickstab]

does toby have a boner at 1:24?

[tv181]

toby is scared of a squirrel HA!

[DaJellyFish11]

awe its good that you called the vets after :)

[zomgbbqwth]

holy shit holy shit~ lol~

[66scarhead]

who's the woman? tanya? or your niece?

[kazoocruiser]

It may have fallen out of a tree and was dazed.

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

I don't like squirrels that much either. However, I did get bitten by one when I was in elementary school. It was not a fun experience.

[kennith702]

Oh, look a plain.

[KtRosemary]

Toby didn't even respond to the plane. This video IS old!

[TheOliRawrr]

"holy shit, holy shit." made me laugh, sir toby tobuscus turner, you have been cursed with the curse of cursing!

[devidedkongpow2]

Tony...have you been drinking?...smoking?...what's going on? you didnt say anything about the plane!

[soadratmetc]

@devidedkongpow2 Tony? o.O

[proudmexican111]

@devidedkongpow2

have you been drinking or smoking...his name is Toby not Tony.

[H1Cypher]

@proudmexican111 B is next to the N, you duckin dag.

[proudmexican111]

@H1Cypher

don't tell me....I wasn't the one that misspelled Toby 

[RAMM245]

@proudmexican111 the n key is right next to the b key

[proudmexican111]

@RAMM245

i was giving him a hard time.

[RAMM245]

@proudmexican111 YOU MONSTER!

[ykjt91]

Oh look ith a plane. Can u thee it? Ith a plane.

[TheElihs]

THERE WAS A PLANE BUT NO LISP!

[RespectMeBitchs]

1:24 haha caught you

[Austinrudd123]

Thats the first time i heard Toby say shit

[razr9000]

@Austinrudd123 you should listen to the fob song, he says the f word in it unless u have seen it already

[MissDevelo]

have fun with your bush squirel XD

[kirchsne13]

Ooo look it's a plane

[xXStevenStamkos91Xx]

I want one

[creepyflyer666]

Yes found one where he doesn't say "audience wha!"but poor squirrel

[abhouston1]

squirrell on crack

[allshallparish5235]

2:03 ninja squirrel!!!!

[janicemarie1980]

lmao@ "chasing the squirrely thing" 

[TheRisingIcarus]

NOOOO THE SQUIRREL MADE YOU NOT NOTICE THE PLANE

THE OPPOSITE OF NOTICE

[ss6truks]

That squirrel was like GTFO IM TRYNA DIE

[Castleman299]

Toby.. I loved you before.. but you've now saved a squirrel. I didn't know I could love you more than I already unaturally did. :l

[jsomiller44]

Ya the squirel might have had some kind of disease. There are certain fruits that can make animals drunk too but it was most likely the early onset of rabies.

[SyndicateofSonic]

@jsomiller44 Did you not read the annotation? It had a fractured leg.

[DriftKing41091]

at 3:15 I hope hes calling the dog old and not his ggf, sister, or wife old^^

[1dbrock1]

poor squirrel

[OrtyBortortey]

Did Tobuscus say a bad word???

[changingfmh]

@OrtyBortortey That was OLDbuscus... before he made billions oh dollars be family friendly

[WolfsRain12348]

dog says:hey squirrel you wanna play a game??

[LegoSpaceWorms]

"squirrel's are miniture bears" YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HONEY BADGERS.

[qazthn7]

DONT PLAY IN THE ROAD TOBY

[toumai1470]

beware of rabies....

[monstaa97]

that squirrel has nuts

[cannons97gold]

dude the plane you missed the plane its a plane

[Zanzabarchocolate]

I saw how the squirrel was running and I think it had an injury or something, otherwise the little guy would be booking it to the nearest tree.

[suddenlywalrus]

ooo its a planeeeeeeee 2:25

[pixie936]

hahaha what a pussy

[DaisytheTracker57]

The next day:

father: "what do you have?"

little girl: "A dead squirrel hes dead. wweeeee"

[shortrocker13]

@DaisytheTracker57 rofl...thaats hilarious

[DaisytheTracker57]

oh, no, dont go into THAT driveway, thats "Dead squirrel girl's drive way!!!

[scottmihalyi]

the squirrel is like "I'm from jersey, I can take you and your dog."

[TheDj12321]

do you randomly carry a camara

[deathx1055]

@TheDj12321 It is his I phone.

[Demonflore]

HE`S THE CHUCK NORRIS OF SQUIRRELS

[cheetah1179889]

I no a kid who p-ed a squirrel off with a shotgun and now they wanna kill him but I don't like him anyways so it's hilarious

[bbutler280]

wtf let the freakin dog go

[DaGingaNinja97]

Toby said sh*t. Toby, watch your fucking language next time I don't tolerate that kind of shit.

[TheM4pleFilms]

@DaGingaNinja97 ur saying shit as well o-o

[DaGingaNinja97]

@TheM4pleFilms That's the joke you freaking nugget.

[lgx22]

try offering like a bowl of water next time. They will eat nice sliced fruits too. (cut smaller bits) And thanks for contacting a rehabber. You are a good guy, I can tell

[giftedkidrules]

I hunt and eat squirrels. They taste good. Like red meat chicken without fat

[WorldwideCat1]

TOBY HAS TO LOVE SQUIRRELS A PLANE WENT BY AND HE DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING

[SirezX]

@WorldwideCat1

LMFAO! I thumbed your comment...that was great...xD

[2pacisthebest1]

That squirrell is gonna fuck that dog up i hate dogs they are nasty.

[ebrach121]

You just love squirls now don't you Toby :)