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  • The reason people say each cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life is that the average smoker will take about 6 minutes to smoke a cigarette thus taking you away from "life" as you puff away.

  • A cigarette is less 6 minutes of your life

  • @inquieres rape your face mutha fucker go to jail fucking idiot's

  • Being a smoker for 5 of my youthful years i am fortunate to have found it is the worst route to run and remember you are ALONE. When it comes to quitting the addiction you are not alone... People use patches, medications, you name its been tried. I am here to let you know one thing if you have NOT given thought into the electronic cigarette as a safer alternative THEN you are missing out on a valuable option in which helps millions including myself.

  • i believe that it's everybody's right to smoke, but i just hate it when i ask them nicely to move a little and he/she starts being arrogant!

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  • @inquieres WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

  • Who lit this cigarette up ?

  • Thumbs up if you see the cigarette on the "like/dislike" bar !

  • @kevan1206 I was about to call you a stupid cunt, but then I looked and I though..pretty cool!

  • why they chose a black one for the big penis? :-D

  • I don't believe it 1%, I'm fine with smoking.

  • Wtf..I smoke and I have no trouble getting it up.

  • the condom was used

  • LOL Wtf is up the cigarettes and stds O__O

    Like cigarettes aren't disgusting enough already xD

  • I feel sorry for whoever believes this

  • this is so fucking fake

    i smoke for 15 yearsand i fuck 3 times a day

    and i am 26....

  • lol....smoking fucks u up big tyme

  • It is not about the size of the boat! it is about how it moves on the ocean!

  • better than every antismoke add ive seen

  • that's not gross....

  • smoke weed

    every other day

  • i thaught this was real! then at the ending it said smoking fucks you up big time and i was like ooooh....im a dumb shite.:L

  • funny as out!

  • the fingers look exactly like mine

  • Hahaha this is great.

  • sometimes i randomly taste smoke, but i've never smoked in my life and i don't know any smokers. thats weird.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • LMAO

  • fucking awesome haha:)

  • GROOS

    

  • Smoking causes fatty deposits? Ha last time I checked, smoke contains no fat, and it decreases your appetite. The only risk to smoking is lung damage/cancer. Get your facts straight before trying to scare people out of something. Its their choice

  • @zred93 actually it also causes oral cancer, and the smoke can go into your blood as well, you stink, teeth look horrible, and are overall just not healthy. get your facts right, smoking IS cancer and they arent trying to scare people for no reason THERE IS A REASON.

  • @zred93

    actually nicotine causes blood vessel vasoconstriction which increases the possibility of stroke & astherosclerosis. Also increases fatty deposits in the blood vessels by increasing the roughness of the blood vessel lining.

    I'm a doctor & an ex smoker (11 yr of smoking), i've quit 4 days ago!

    & I feel great :D

  • @Sliderstone86 >>quit 4 days ago

    >>4 days ago

    >>quit

    What ?

  • @Arnaudoviq

    mmmmmm Smoking

  • That was seriously disturbing

  • ahahahahhahah

  • 0:49 and you should always wear a- condom

  • i looked it up on a medical sites a man looses like one cm in a lifetime big fucking whoop.

  • bull shit for all this stuff on this video.

  • Do not smoke tobacco, snuff the tobacco ^^

  • LMFAO

  • but remember, smoking fucks you up big time....

  • So if I smoke, im going to get gonorrhea? I'm going to quit right the fuck now!

  • Well, I aint quitin u jerks, low ass budget ad fail

  • @MrMikeMims No one asked you to quit. Go ahead, youre only hurting yourself.

  • So who actually made this video? It's very funny and convincing (although no NHS advert would ever finish with the words spoken here!).

  • AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • this is the stuff that makes men stop haha

  • 0:49 i must admit i laughed my face off

  • wwtf lmao

  • Haha. Guys get small dicks cus they smoke hahaha!!!

  • So girls can smoke...?

  • @Mikkhep Ha ha! Thats what I thought!

  • Is this suppose to represent that if you smoke... your wiener will become ash?

  • his dicks a cigar

    That Dick is a spy

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  • #lol

  • LOL

  • lol 0:18

  • lol that ad is contra-productive cos so silly

  • impotent? hmmm...

  • rofl

  • These ads are so stupid.

  • disgusting..

  • i liked it

  • lol this is funny but not funny at the same time

  • yeah be a drinker fuckedfor life

  • so does alcohol stonkin man

  • pwned at 0:50

  • nice one :D

  • no my penis :L but its usually in older men and something like 60 percent of males over 40 suffer from impotence at some stage?

  • umm... w...t....f...

  • i believe in smokers rights. if they want to kill themselves, go ahead. just do it in your own home so that others don't die with you.

  • and pay for your own medical treatment, and don't have kids.

  • don't drive a car, stay at home so the exaust gases won't kill anybody...

  • @chadpopstar but with all the diseases they get from smoking they soon end up in a hospital takin up beds for ppl who didnt cause their illnesses

  • @chadpopstar Newsflash, - everyone dies. Get over yourself, you sanctimonious bellend.

  • @chadpopstar I just stopped smoking and I don't agree with you. I started when I was a kid and didn't know any better. For the past few years I have been desperate to stop and it is only now that I have the strength to finally do it and stopping has still been very difficult. I never "chose" to smoke and many others don't either. It is a serious addiction which is very hard to kick.

  • @FifiDebord Hey, my Highest Rated Comment was intended to make people think. Glad to see that it has. That's great you're quitting, and I agree that it's a serious addiction. But, the power of the mind can overcome any addiction. My sister, brother and aunt all quit after my uncle was diagnosed with larynx cancer and they saw him dying. They didn't want to end up the same way, with a cancerous tumor in their voice box. He ended up dying from lung cancer, caused by smoking 3 packs a day.

  • @chadpopstar good ,so he died in his own house without bringing others with him , excellent :)

  • @chadpopstar

    I believe they should not have the right to choose if I am paying for their hospital bill.

    Same with fatties. Stop being a greasy pig and save us all some money.

  • @chadpopstar agree 100%

  • @chadpopstar In your own house as long as your kids don't live there

  • wtf!?

  • lmao

  • lol

  • rotflol! is that a blunt? IDC, im faving

  • lol

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  • thats a mith smoking dosnt make u calm becouse so meany people say it dose u get it in2 your head that it makes u calm its u thinking u are being made calm that makes you calm not the fag and trust me on this my mum has been smoking since she was 11 and she is 47 now n she is fuked up from it dont do it

  • worry about urself m8

  • ? nicotine,the active drug in cigarettes, does relax you

  • @MasterofDisaster17

    nicotine is a stimulant and does not relax people. The feeling of relaxation is an illusion created by the withrawal symptoms inbetween smokes. When your addicted its relaxing having a smoke because the cravings are causing stress.

  • Hello I am French and I study this video English class. But I do not understand the disease itself in this clip. Could someone help me?

  • because she isn't using the cigs to relax, she's usin them to feel normal. a nonsmoker who smokes feels relaxed but an addict feels shitty until their cig then they just feel normal because they already have a high tolerance.

  • youre right, smoking is like a placebo, to the smoker it calms them down when all its doing is just killing u slowly

  • i havent smoked in about nine days and i feel so much better i actually thought i was gonna die sumtimes wen i was smoking, shortness of breathe over little things, chest pains, coudnt sleep. i still want to smoke but feel better for ot smoking.

  • good for u m8 keep it up and dont give in!

  • THE MORE YOU SMOKE THE shorter UR DICK GOES

  • not if you're 15, my dick grew like 2 inches over the year

  • not couse of the smoking btw thats just normal

  • that shoud be what they put on the front of cigarette packets... 'smoking f*cks you up big time'

  • omg this is really funny and disturbing at the same time ,

  • what does impotent even mean?

  • you cant get erections =P

  • u cant get a boner

  • well when a mummy and daddy love each other very much but daddy can't get it up mummy goes to the neighburs house and fucks him instead :)

  • And that's why single mothers deserve to be single :)

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • Oh My

    That was Cool!

  • omg this is so funny. now that i think of it i am glad i quit while i was still ahead. i got none of those problems

  • i am glad i don't smoke :)

  • lmfao. i cannot stop laughing. that was so funny. and true.

  • That's so gross and sooooo hilarious!

  • i want a cigarette!

  • finaly a good no-smoking advert.

    but still im gona go have a cig. lmao

  • omg that was wierd

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I recently watched this in my college media studies by accident when my tutor clicked on it and could not go back a page!!!! I'm in hysterics just as I was back then!

  • rofl xD

  • it's not a broadcast advert I guess. The voice over is very unpofessional :(

  • nasty.

  • WOAH WOAH WOAH let me get this straight.. so your penis is NOT supposed to look like that????

  • HAHAHAH XD

    Have you noticed the brown cigarette is much bigger? XD

  • lol jokes

  • dont tell me what to do - your not my mother

  • HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT SOOO FUNNY!!!

  • fuck you yank wanker

  • Haha Fuck Youu ! :)

  • Waheeey,up yours!

  • fuck you

  • LMFAO

  • ill wait with my chainsaw and fuck that bitch up

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  • I might recommend using

  • A CONDOM xD

  • Hahaha,I have no idea why I wrote that...But good answer!xD

  • LOL

  • Nice one smoking does suck ass,hate the smell makes me all dizzy and shit.Smoking will only get you knob cheese on your dick lol.

  • because they all smoke, ass hole.

  • Did you know the NHS is crap probberly not because you shouldn't believe everything you watch on tv

  • rolf :L Have the neds in my skool will have this then :)

    which is good. coz they torchure everyone

  • HAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!!

    5 stars

  • Lol Guys and there penises ^^

  • there are 4000 toxic substances in ONE cigarret but in the ingredients are written only 3!

  • funny but if this doesnt get guys to stop smokin then they r soooooooooooooooooooooooo sad

  • My dad smokes one of them D: DIRTY BOY -SPANKS HIM

  • Seems like a good thing, world has too much people allready lol

  • lol "Smoking fucks you up big time"

  • You're all dicks.

    ive quit smoking now, mainly because of all of these adverts which my boyfriend showed me. its true tbh.

    i know alot of impotent men.

    because of smoking.

    =/

  • how in hell do you know it's because of smoking?

  • b'coz you smoke!

    LOL

  • HAHA

  • LoL

  • no what this add is trying to say that if u smoke ur penis wont be so happy no more and it will be a floppy one for life thats the message that its giving to all those smokers out there

  • wahahahaha

  • Seriosly??!!

  • lawl

  • hahahahahahaa lololol

  • Hahahahahahaha!!! this is fuckin jokes

  • penits

  • thats sickkk ,, lol joker and it makes u think

  • GREAT

  • nooooo my penis will fall off

  • I lolled hard.

  • Oh, nevermind, it doesn't make it fall off. It does much, much worse. Smoking indeed fucks you up big time.

  • So smoking makes your penis fall off.

    Hmm. I shall go throw away my boyfriend's fags.

  • JJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJA

    wear a..CONDOMMM

    kedo bueno. kedo bueno. jajaja

  • I laughed so hard when I saw this

  • so wht happens 2 girls there vag drops of

    this add is full of shit tbh