The Kite Runner Trailer

[ComicBookMovieMan]

what is the first song?

[paintballkid454]

What's the song from 0:55 to 1:31?

[Love4MusicGirl03]

i'm embarrassed for you... you apparently don't know what that word means.

[Thatsgold777]

anyone know the know of the song being played at 1hr 43min when the boy walks in the room dancing please?

[MrClinical14]

This is a load of bullshit

[tomokeia]

LOL at Assef.

Although there was nothing funny about that scene in the book..

It made me cry.

It's one of the most beautiful books I've ever read.

This video's pretty cute. :P

[Sektion9]

The description of unfunny idiots...

[LadyGgg21]

idiots! all i can say!

[Gilbert0Hibachi]

hahhaahahhahahhahahaha

[milaad123]

it's just fake, nothing else, don't copy, it's shamless for you also putted indian song, shame on you, waisters.

[thsmott81]

im gonna have to say you guys are a bunch of fuckin dicks. I read this for school and i guess took it a different way. what you guys did to this story just to make fun of it is pretty messed up. im sorry you have nothing better to do. oh yea, you guys r really cool for making a mature video based on someones life story. it really show ur considerate.

[Ryz0n]

The reason the world is so uptight is because of people like you. I have total respect for this story and Khaled Hosseini. This book is actually one of my favorite books ever and I loved reading it. It's not like I made this to spite the book. It was assigned as a school project, with friends as actors and amateur directing, would you expect this to be a serious drama that accurately represents the book? You are the one who needs to grow up buddy.

[Koorisa]

You guys did a great job on this. I really have to say, though...It was pretty awkward how Assef was wearing a blanket. I starting cracking up, and that ruined the seriousness of it for me.

[JadedGrey]

lol homos

[mhesen2009]

yo, big ups!..wow, very very good!..

i love that book!..

Great Job, great trailer!

check out what i did for my english class..

in the youtube search bar..search...kite runner rap, it should be the first one..

[djolili89]

hey can anyone tell me what track is at min 1:47 ???

[suprisun143]

haha ayou fools hella funny..

[ferozomari88]

This is da stupidest thing i have eva seen blatantly made by an Iranian WASTE MAN.

[Ryz0n]

We got an a! thanks for the compliments!

[slimfast67]

This was funny! What grade did u guys get?

[MepMepMeh]

Yes, yes, yes! Well done.

[ponchodude4]

that music is fucking indian u racist bastard

[malankan]

lol

Indian music for an afghan-based movie trailer.

i like this song

[SOHASDEAD]

hahah i enjoyed this

[kontolan]

THE BEST MOVIE EVER YOU GUYS!!

[Ryz0n]

thanks.

[Crimson252]

good video; what's the name of the song that begins at the beginning?

[MastySpot]

HAHAHA!

that was an amazing video!

good work!

[funnyandcute]

what the fuck was that???

you motherfuker don't have anything else to do

go clean your freaking shit's ass

stupid

[Ryz0n]

you're only funny and cute because i sympathasize with your naive, stupid ass. Just try to use proper english, please try your very hardest. I know it's going to be really hard but I believe in you.

[funnyandcute]

shut the fuck up

you are not going to tell me what to do

don't you have anything else to do except talking bull shit and posting stupid videos by thinking it will be bewitch videos

hell no

no one will ever find anything interesting except cursing such bastards as you are

shut your ass hole down and better do something else

it is none of your business Moron what sort of english I am using

find your fucking defects,and stop all this wimpings in here

motherfucker

[Ryz0n]

Damn, man. I had hoped that your english would be better. Moron capitalized in the middle of a sentence? Who am I bewitching? What good is it to curse people? All real questions here bro...I think you might be a little delusional, you know, just falsifying my intentions of this video. Face it, you're a mean person who overreacts to the pettiest of things. LOL, just revisiting your original post, "go clean your freaking shit's ass". Man, I wish I remembered how to speak in broken english,yepyep.

[funnyandcute]

I did capitalize moron to show you that is your original personality so you should know your place,I don't even think so,this video has anything to do with nice thinkgs that I should enjoy or laugh instead of cursing you

the problem is that you don't understand what the situation is in those countries and for you guys it is just a jokes to make fun of people who are suffering from such humiliating

I dont really have time to listen to you bull shit but you're the savage who don't know anything

[Ryz0n]

I didn't say, "Here, look, this is a video that makes fun of the violent realities in the middle east." This is a video about The Kite Runner, a fictional story. SHUT,THE FUCK,UP. You need to understand the context of what you're dealing with buddy. You're the ultimate savage, you unreasonable, illiterate bastard. Your reaction to a video this harmless and amateur leads me to believe that you are a fuck, a damn good fuck.

[funnyandcute]

you motherfuker savage don't teach me what to say I know what am I saying but this shit which is your mothers assholes makes no sense

what the fuck is it?if the book is fictional but it is better than your stupid discribtion,why would I talk shit if there wasn't shit..fuck lol

I don't think so fuck can be a describtion of people rascal learn something

you are the fag who is fucked off by queers

shut the fuck up,

stupid damn ass

don't teach me and before posting something determined it Duke

[aslan45]

what's a stupid damn ass?

[funnyandcute]

what the fuck are you asshole talking about?

shut your butt down and stop messing with me up

fucked moron

[aslan45]

you can say the "f-word" but you can't say ass, instead you need to say butt.

[funnyandcute]

lol what the fuck? who the hell are you? you are not going to tell me what to do motherfucker hey stupid listen it is english savage are you trying to make new words like butthole instead of asshole what the fuck go play in the playground instead talking nonesense in here stupid lol

[khansyss]

who ever thinks this is funny is fool mey........

[watevr219]

yoh khanyss wat duz fool mey......

[funnyandcute]

agree 98%

[observer26inurmidst]

Oh my God! This is really hillarious!

[hareemaz]

lol, oh my God! I laughed so hard! good, very good!

[alisha4ever89]

hahahahha...very funny....

btw good work!!!

[bailadorr]

LOL

[WAITING119]

lmao,it's cool

the raping scene is just hilarious

btw i've watched the movie but not the book

it's a cool adaptation.

[LilMervz]

good job!

[FinlayO]

Hehe, I thought this was rather funny. :) The actual movie was pretty good, but of course the book was much, much better.

[defmain]

LOL!

[soniajd]

you stupid stupid people....i hope you don't think that you trailer is any good coz it really is crap!!!!!! you have no idea what this movie is about do you???????????

[Ryz0n]

I read the book over 2 years ago. I hope that you read the book as well, because if you're basing this beautiful story off of the extremely mediocre film that nowhere near matches the emotion and intimacy of the book, well then you sir, are a fool.Also, learn to spell, don't post 3 times, and use proper english, you tool.

[Yasmeen21]

You couldn`t be more on target. what you have created is an adaptation of the kite runner novel transposed from your own personal perspective, which has the legitimacy of existing in its own right.

Very funny & highly creative.(Note-There will always be haters more than people who have the heart & civility to pay gratitude.)

Well done!

[Kaipoeira16]

The book was awesome, but I think the actual movie is gonna do it no justice... Funny parody, though... Except for the Assef/Hassan rape scene... That wasn't cool...

[madison769]

i read the buk.i think itz really awsome.all ov u guys out there,who haven't checked it out,plz go and buy yourself a copy.

[GrammarPolice84]

Wow! How did you manage to get through the book? Can you read? Good job for getting through such a big person book! Must be a step up from "Hop on Pop"

Kudos!

-Grammar Crusader

[punjabiqt08]

lol wat the heck. the song is indian. way to mix cultures.

[xnazaninx]

this is really stupid..not funny at all..

[Jimmy1Jon]

ohh you guys shoulnt make ufn of this movie. it a good movie

[Ryz0n]

this was made before the shitty movie ever came out. The book is MUCh better,but what harm is there at poking fun at fiction?

[jesicambr]

this was really not funny!!!

[Bactrian5000]

این آهنگ چه ربطی به این فلم داره. ما همیش فقیر بودم ...حتی از لحاظ سلیقه؟

[vittoxseo]

can you give me a traduction of your comment please...(english or italian)

[Bactrian5000]

i am complaining about the background music, it is indian and has no connection with theme of this movie, and i say those who attempting to make such movies are always poor in their taste. though we have plenty of good music which can fit for the characteristics of The Kite Runner.

[Ryz0n]

Your rants amount to nothing. Uh,if you didn't read the description, this was a school project made for an English class.There is obviously some humor involved,it's a fiction story, a great one at that, there is nothing wrong with having fun with my school project.The song is Indian, but it works fine.There IS such a thing as being too politically correct,and anyone who has taken this offensively is one of those people.Learn to relax buddy and stop taking everything offensively you uptight prick

[vittoxseo]

=).......

[yasina1234]

در این فلم هرچه است تلاش شده که افغانی باشد

اما موسیقی ان هیچ افغانی نیست کاش میشدکه از

هنرمندان با تجربه افغان وحید جان قاسمی وفرید رستگارو دیگران که در ساختارموزیک متن تجربه دارند دعوت میشد

[shirbachaHazara]

guys! the kite runner is a fictional story.

check my channel info out about the kite runner.

[granade07]

thanks

[Quaintified]

lol .. i like it! i love the way u've added humour to such a serious book .. and the beards look very real :P lol

[granade07]

the first song

[Ryz0n]

chaiya chaiya by dil se

[spicyangel124]

oh shoot i thought this was the real trailer untill like half way through...oh woow

[AfgunLady]

Wahahahahahahhh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

[cableconnection6]

Fucking losers!

[Ryz0n]

w/e dude you're from canada taht place isnt really distinguished for anything and neither are you.

[cableconnection6]

I just don't like the first type of music playing in the background.

[Ryz0n]

then you should express your opinion in an non-offensive and civilized way!

[granade07]

anyone know what is the name of this song

[Ryz0n]

which song are you referring to? There are 4 songs used...

[aryana786]

khalid hossaini,hemfelf was raped by pashtuns and his mother was shagged by pashtuns 20 yrs ago.we know he is not afghan, because an afghan never make such a movie against their own people.hazara, shia=shit. if u are really son of your father u just show this movie in afghanistan. you are a dead man if the real afghan(pashtuns)find you anywhere. your kind of people are jealous of pashtuns you sister fucker.

[Bactrian5000]

then you admit that pashtuns are child fuckers rapers and ubnormal freak creatures full of lice ooogh, whatever he is , he is the best writer of his time who reflect the reality of his country, unless we dont know what evils lie in our society how can we come to cure it,

[jhahony]

nice, really nice, but the story is kind of sad. Really sad

[Atmar9645]

Khaled Hosseini hates ethnic Afghans, who are called Pashtoons! He himself belongs to the Qazilbash tribe (with Turkish Shia roots) that came from Iran 200 years ago. He should excuse because people like him (Qizilbash), that are employed in the Afghan administration until today profited from the Farsi-centrated education and political system in Afghanistan. The true Afghan language (Pashto) and the ethnic Afghans (Pashtoons) were oppressed.

[moderate26]

Dear Atmar, plz take note of the fact that Khaled's voice and all other good or bad videos you seee on youtube posted by Non-Pashtons is the voice of some ethnicities who have been shut up for years in Afghanistan by a Pashtoon dictatorship. I am not a racist but that is what our history says.

[soccer12xtreme]

it doesnt matter what khaled hosseini belongs to...he exposed the truth about pashtoons..and u cant hide that

[1301324a]

wtf is tis shit but its kind of funny lol....

[MyBaJ]

this video is soo fuckin funny

like wow.

[ElessarandBrego]

Why were you guys laughing so much? This isn't a subject that's laughable. Though, "Amir's" look when he saw "Hassan" being raped was really good.

[Ryz0n]

Why were we laughing? Well, knowing the subject matter, dealing with people who aren't actors or directors, basically improvising each scene. Laughter happens when you don't know what you're fucking doing lol...The should in no way offend people, cmon guys, the story is fiction... Have you not seen parody films in the movie theatre? It's not like i'm saying, "Look at me, I'm Dr. Mengele, aren't my experiments on the jews silly?!"

[ElessarandBrego]

Still.... I understand what you're saying, but you could've put a disclaimer explaining... It's good otherwise,don't get me wrong.

[nassuboy]

wtf, do u think this is funny??ass hole

[Ryz0n]

lol...you're so ignorant man...conservative ass bitch.

[ContemplativeGirl]

amusing :P.

[VictorVerhagen]

fagots.

[D3THalo]

at 2:36 you can the black moustache on the table

[D3THalo]

lol wtf was he doing to Hassan when he was getting the kite!

[ghalbeafg]

lol this 1 is funny.well the book is great and the imagination of the people whom read the book is better than these people acting.

[FallinFromTheSky]

Holy crap I didn't know there were so many racist fags out there...btw great movie, amazing lesson to learn from this movie.

[jackiechanismyman]

omg this the guy who plays amir looks exactly like my brother...man all afgs look the same

[Ryz0n]

he's not afghan. He's actually white and jewish, and like a quarter mexican lol

[D3THalo]

This is actually not stupid I give it a B

[rubyzrcool]

whoever played amir is kinda hot

[1mafi]

if u want 2 watch it n there is no theatre near u

hit me up cuh i kno where it is online

oh n i love dis vid

ish hella funny

[skurfja36]

sickly, i enjoyed this.

[PersianGurl92]

LOOOL! this is a joke

[fc13579]

Nice trailer. But i couldnt sotp laughing. LOL. What's that song at 1:34? tight beat.

[rocky2019]

Hey you son of a fucking cunt! shut your fuckin mouth up before somebody finds you and beat the fucking hell out of you and your entire fucking family. 1-I know English far more than you might do, and I teach English in a University.

2-You are a fuckin dickheaded and have no fuckin idea of who u r talking to and what the fuck u r talking about. U r just sitting on ur fucking ass and don't know shit about what is happening in the rest of the world cont..

[Ryz0n]

I highly doubt that you teach English at a University. Which one? What is your name? Mind you, I'm a kid (18), if you are a professor/teacher, I'd expect some adult behavior from you, i.e. not using profane and unintelligible language. If what you say is true, then you are a shitty adult that isn't going to make a difference in the world and will not be remembered for anything. You sound like you're 12 right now.

[rocky2019]

I apologize for my language used in my previous comment. It is just because I was exasperated by your comment the other day & also, I was a little bit hammered. Your comment really was hurtful to me. I'm sorry. I am taking my words back.

I'm a pure Afghan & very proud of it, that is why I want the stories about my country & people to be echoed in an acceptable manner, which this fact hasn't been taken into consideration in "Kite Runner". The wording in Kite Runner is too harsh & infelicitous.

[peachey1986]

grow up sir!

[rocky2019]

It the book Kite Runner came out in Dari, Khaled Hosain would be dead today, because it contains a lot of bad description about Hazaras & other ppl of Afgh in the book, but most Afghans do not read/understand English & r unaware of it. I read this Rucking book, & my analysis that this book describes some ppl in Afgh in a bad manner, I mean if U describe someone in Afgh the way it has been in the book, you'll be imprisoned & maybe dead by ppl. It's all full of profanity and blaspheme to Hazaras

[Ryz0n]

wait, what are u even talking about? I'm not really sure what you're trying to say and your comments don't really relate to this video. Your english is really bad. What looks "too much fake"? What are you trying to say? If you have any complain about this trailer, I have one thing to say. This is America, land of the free.

[rocky2019]

I understand that America is "land of free", and so is the internet world. What I wanted to say was that this video is very bogus and you guys just look like a bunch of phony fuckin boobies and wimps playing like some fagots... and furthermore, the video clip is completely void of reality just like the "Fucking Kite Runner Book". You fagots sons of CUNTS AND WHORES OF THE WORLD!

[Bactrian5000]

you sound like that freak child fucker asif in the book more than a professor of a university, lol, awghon ghool, bro ghomsho

[rocky2019]

I agree with hatetosaytoday. This looks too much fake. They have the fucking kite runner in their hand, and reading kite runner 20 years ago in their childhood, while the fucking Kite Runner came out couple of years ago. The Kite Runner is a book that is famous only among some English reading people perhaps in the US, but if you go to Afghanistan no one knows about it. If this book came out in Dari, Khaled Hosain would be dead today

[Ryz0n]

And the fact that they're reading the actual book, The Kite Runner only adds to the extremely amateur and comical nature of this trailer. Lighten up, 'cause this world's too dark.

[ZIVONZivon]

You mother fuckers, making fuun of a serious true life story, I will cut your troat if you do and say this in front of me you son of a whore.

[Ryz0n]

YOU are a moron. Youtube really shows a wide spectrum of America's population and you are on the unintelligent, illiterate, and useless side that bring this country down. Firstly, the story is very LOOSELY based on Khaled Hosseini's life, so there is no true story going on here other than a revolution in Afghanistan. Get your facts right before you start running your sewage-ridden mouth and try to threaten some good kids that will probably employ most of your family in 20 years.

[sonureddyin]

Lol! you guys r funny

[1mafi]

i red duh book

it was d best

imma go watch d movie

[hatetosaytoday]

Nice Video

Was Amir reading "Kite Runner" to Hassan. I guess they should've skipped ahead to see what was going to happen to them.

[Ryz0n]

Haha yeah, we didn't have another book on hand so we used the actual book. I thought it was funny lol.

[nes018]

"Coming never" lol but it is! It is! and this video was hilarious but disturbing

[googlyeyes92]

omg that was soooo good... im reading it class now and we are going to c the movie!

"coming never!"

[maiwand247]

go fuck yourself you little cunt

[maiwand247]

go fuck yourself you little cunt.

[Rockmusicismylife]

What's the last song called near the end of the trailer?! i'd really like to know!!

[peachey1986]

supplication by sami yusuf

[Ryz0n]

Wrong you fool. It's called Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros.

[peachey1986]

how dare you call me a fool go on the site and see you muppet, the last song on the cd of kite runner!

[F1JogaBonito11]

theres no way u showed a guy taking a guy up the ass in english class

[Ryz0n]

lol yeah, i did.

[bloodCLASSIQUE]

lol this is funny trailer lol. I wish that's what we had to do for our projects...instead of learning journals!! 5 stars!!

BTW, what's the last song called that played in the trailer?

[googlyeyes92]

that is the greatest and funniest A+ english project ever!

[usreyusra]

LOL!

[babyyxox]

2:28 so funny,

i read the book as well for english class as well.

nicely done, it has humor to it. =D

[shanks008]

Well done, very funny

[1nonly4]

lmao dys was funny but y da indian music u could've used some nice arabic music.

[xdogfood182x]

hella funny good job

[ilyckam]

that was cute.

the book is amazing

you guys did a good job

i wish i was that creative!

i gave you 5 stars =)

[MOdawg101]

why'd yall use indian music?

[Ben1257sb]

its not indian music.

[afganzalert]

uhh ..........yeah it is

[Ben1257sb]

the artists name is googosh.

she is irianian. not indian

[thelosers5o]

it was indian music. i was the one who picked out the song for the start of the video.

[afganzalert]

lmaoooo....wtf noo i kno how googosh sounds, and this is deff not her, its indian fa shoo, not afghan or iranian

[Ryz0n]

Yeah the song is called "Chaiya Chaiya" by Dil Se. It's Indian but I liked it and think it fits, regardless of it not being Afghan. Thanks for all the comments guys!

[sozanbehesht]

u suck with ur video .. people like you will never get this story .. enjoy your life

[Ryz0n]

lol this remark is so ignorant and stupid that I'm not even going to try to argue with you. Lol, if you're being serious, i feel terribly sorry for you.

[artlessrhythms]

wow. obviously YOU dont get this story sozanbehesht...i mean, how could someone read the Kite Runner and then be so blatantly ignorant to its message? and then write something like this? so negative and hateful...i feel sorry for people like you. :(

[kokeshidoll28]

LOL that was great. whares your brass knuckles assef??

[luca455]

Hahah Yeah o_o

[MORTified]

hahahaha!! i love the book! newaes.. that was funny..

[waverider]

this vid is funny

[hn1983]

hahahahah dumb asses. That's funny

[nealio1222]

hahahahah funny

[stopitrin]

this cracks me up XD i always laugh when i watch this :)

[halie331]

well nice, but you could have used actual afghan music, not indian music. overall i liked it. seemed like two of you were afghan?

[nenozeze]

hahahahahaha thats so funny! Good job

[spagyeti]

i was actually LOL-ing... haha... awesome trailer... i couldn't forget what you did to the alley scene... dude... LOL... really awesome...

[sexcshit]

the kite runner was a fantastic book but it was too long and by the way u guys did a good job.. are u even afghansss cuz i dont think all of u are

[dylanmcc15]

Hey, does anyone know the name of that "teya teya" song that plays when Amir is talking to Baba? If you could let me know, that would be great.

By the way, awsome movie guys!You better have gotten at least 90%

[Ryz0n]

"Chaiya Chaiya" by Dil Se.

[GALY111]

i love it! lol u guys r hilarious!

[DemiseOTK]

I love your gotee

[PureLaghmani]

you guys really need to get life

[Ryz0n]

get a life? It was a god damn school project? Are you serious? Get off youtube fool.

[PureLaghmani]

Hi bro I do apologies it is my bad I thought u guys r taking the piss out those Afg actors in really movie cuz my pc speakers wasn't working and make sure that ur family don't watch ur school project , it has got some gangster scene which is not suitable for family lol I am just kidding. Peace

[CrazedSquirrel]

Great job! I have to read the whole book by next week :D

[elise5894]

that was hilarious. awesome job for a homework assignment.

[freddyintrouble]

not bad. Nice job!

[mangoflavour]

all this needed was Dil Se Re lol

[madihaseher]

:(my heart went down when I saw this.

[tenzingchonzom]

wow man.

did you get an A? rofl

[SheriHudo]

haha nice one!

[gladitsmonday]

LOL this is hilarious! It also proves how awesome that book is, that even a parody of it is slightly moving. Nice job, I hope you got an A.

[patrick377]

ahahahaha...amazing

[thelosers5o]

best ever

[hrohian]

extremly stupidd...