Life in Tokyo # 69: Kevin Becomes a Samurai

[strawberry505643]

@tokyocooney how fluent are u in japanese what grade level is you kanji and stuff? how long did it take you to become fluent? im interested cuz im learning japanese right now (specifically kanji at the moment)

[MizzWizlette]

Aww You make such a cute samurai and you got skills with that sword :P



[SnuggleBear1970]

That was GREAT!!! What made me laugh hard was the fact that your feet are as big as Uma Thurman's when you were in your Kill Bill suit.

[rasoiratomique]

that was just awesome!

[Choice777]

omg this is the most freacking ass kicking awesome episode ever :D What did you say to him starting at 9:57 ?

[monrenaissance]

6:06 He feels like a total badass

[narutofangirl22]

LOL it takes gust for a grown man to wear something that skinny looking XD LOVE IT!!!

[ThehighchildxTHC]

hahahah that was sooo hilarious i couldnt stop laughing when you busted out the yellow jump suit

[StrawberryFields1249]

Nothing says take me home and do me like yellow spandex.

[ahALEXIUS76]

absolutely epic!!! LMAO! i can't believe u pulled out the killbill suit infront of everyone like tht...u got guts lol. epic vid cooney :D

[baddogonline]

OMG, ROTFL!

[RoxastheHedghog]

Since when did u get that kill bill suit?

[jokerpawn]

omg i cant stop laughing when you pulloed off your clothes and where in the yellow suit

[ActionDove]

lol i just started watching ur vlogs. 

[megaG209]

fuck samurai. any american with a blunt object can kill one of em

[dzidzidagostino]

i love the part where you take snickers and start eating :D

[hurrimahoers]

oh god i lol'd when he bust out the bruce lee outfit.

[harry193276329]

couldt stop laughing when he said he was warming up

[orifmraz]

HELLARIOUS!!! thanku!! u somewhat resemble hugh laurie. anyway, ur too thin. maybe u have worms, lol.

[QuilavaKing]

My brain can't process the epicness... it's just too much.

[fdsman]

What were those glowing red lights near the ceiling for?

[kichigaiM]

I think....we should have samuri class in public schools everywhere in north america. :)

[crimsa]

that was one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen, thank you so much for this

[darrenwouldgo]

great video. i love that your doing the exercises in a jacket. lol.

[seiyanosaint]

LMAO!!! dude you're awesome!! hahahaha that kill bill suit was epic...

[konfusionirl]

DUDE YOUR SO THIN! Get some meat on them there bones

[polarity1]

"6, 7, 8, 9, 18!" hahhahaha

[mounlolol]

@polarity1 he said 80. he was just saying 1 instead of 71 etc

[polarity1]

@mounlolol Aaah, gotcha.

[kelphyr]

omg that suit idea was just freaken awesome and unexpected, do mroe videos like that LMAO

[Drum44er]

god...the kill bill suit was genius..

totally didnt see that one coming!

[TURKOS92]

Motherfuckers

[Eclipseoraw]

roflmao.

[fcentauri8]

that was good :D

[Punk7680]

That was epic.

[Lamai25]

Omg you are so silly i love your shows

[kissrdbc]

that good dude know kenjutsu way of the sword

[Fudg3M0nk3y91]

FUNNY AS HELL

[shadowace421]

lolol, that was awsom!!

[tehgaff08]

starting people out with a sword? doesnt make much sense... should be with wooden rather than metal. but whatever

[TeddyBearWithSexHair]

That. was. AWESOME. The Kill Bill outfit was the best touch, especially the look on your face as you ripped off your shirt to reveal it.

[dragoonerzerg]

pause at 10:47

XD

[Akikazui]

lol

[giakkaru]

cooney kenshin :)

[elitotaku]

lol i laughed so much that tears came out when u romoved your shirt.

that was epic :P

[zeb641]

this is wikid just had to watch it again

[brianflores]

Best video ever!

[lilstu20]

Very Funny And Interesting. 10/5 (if possible) And Now Defo My Top Fav!!

[B4IRUTUARU16]

XD u rock dude!

[suramour]

omg i laughed soo hard i fell off my chair when you took off your clothes and the kill bill outfit on! that was thee best thing i've seen on youtube so far! your videos are always soo funny!

[maurixiom]

nomber samurai IS A GREAT HONOR ! ! ! NO FUCKING E.U.A PEOPLE ! !

[craffte]

see kevin you scoff but THAT my friend is the power of ramen and what it can do for you!! i expect to see a subscription to ramen magazine in your mailbox.

[gollyful]

that was great i enjoy all your videos! regarding learning how to actually kill or injure with different weapons, try some filipino martial arts. i know there are some classes in japan as i practice it myself. it teaches you aspects of actual fight scenarios. take care!

[azzhoul09]

a japanese proverb stated that to be a brave samurai, you must have black blood in you, do you know that mean? the first samurai warriors were black

[krane33]

Great vid. Absolutely hilarious.

[kinja21]

WOW Mike is sooooooo cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tsetse]

Haha wow u r so skinny. Eat more! But that was great.

[MarijuanaActivist]

HAHA the kill bill outfit infront of the teacher was funny as hell

[TislamTheGreat]

Best one ever!

PEACE

[PrincesCrocodile]

Everyone's reaction at 9:50 when you busted out the Kill Bill outfit was priceless!10 Stars!

[DeSjeft]

Haha, the part where you take off your suit broke me up, i totally lost it. One big /bow

[chicawazzzzzzza]

very dogdey

[NextNate03]

The Last Samurai!

[KGhaleon]

I never trust a martial arts class that deals in the entertainment industry. I think this whole video was staged, those sword swings were completely off. Horrible posture. <_<;

[MovieFusionist]

man i love you videos but the part with the killbill suit xD dude that made me subscribe, keep em coming

[RARG9]

LOL !!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH =D

Best ever

[Chupacabras84]

Dude you actually kill me in the moment you start stripping there.

Pity I cant give more than 5 star.

I bet ppl in the room almost died there from laugh you become their most remarkable memory from Japan.

XD

[Chupacabras84]

Oh and newfags cant triforce... ▲

▲ ▲

[arhamus]

olollooool!!!! the best i ever saw it makes my laught all the time.

[amyOfEgypt]

lol ill also bring my samurai girl outfit =D

[steblublu]

props man. funniest video yet. this deserves an award.

[NancyHinata]

mike u are sooo...... cute! <3

[tokyocooney]

Aheeemmm... I think you meant to say "kevin"

[atlantarock87]

Aww Kevin your soo........uh, alive.

[Hoshi88]

@tokyocooney I for one think kevin's cute, ANd he cracks me up. !!!

[Choice777]

@tokyocooney omg this is the most freacking ass kicking awesome episode ever :D What did you say to him starting at 9:57 ?

[AlaskaBandit]

You showed your true face :D

[Heavi001]

It's really too bad you can only get five stars for this, worth so much more. This has to be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. Thank you for the laugh.

[1985FLaT]

HAHAHAHA Subarashi!!! The kill bill outfit in the middle of the lesson was hilarious...keep em coming :P

[testwhite]

wow. just wow

[ekaykay9953]

wow lol just wow! XD

[keerak]

Wow, When you took off your clothes... mmm-m! :D Moment of surprise is always good! I even laughed and clapped my hands - afterwards I felt kind of stupid sitting alone and acting like a mad man(girl) though. :/

[Mitsukini321]

lol, you weren't the only one laughing and clapping!

[GaaracmuQ]

ako je to haluz ..:-)..ale keby som vedela lepsie po anglicky :-)..

[export1228]

Is not ridiculous aloud very much at midnight;ahahahahahahha

I was cool

I look happy

[rolcrew]

exelent expirience!!! thanks!

[avernikas]

i've avoided the magnificent seven for many years, but after a fashion, or more accurately last week Wednesday, i watched the whole thing on IFC, my god what an awesome movie, what took me so long? Though in america it's called seven samurai, it's real name is magnificent seven.

[IMKAMUI]

*facepalm* WTF XD

[fink1066]

LOL. Best one yet, Kevin.

[milora11]

Wow, Bruce Lee with Samurai!!!!

[wehrmanj]

Aww, too bad you could never get lessons from Toshiro Mifune!

Hilarious video though, I choked on my cereal a little when you took off your clothes and revealed the kill bill suit.

[mattx017]

DUDE your a really samurai, not afraid of anything especially wearing that yellow suit lol i was laughing so hard i stared to cry =) dude keep this vids coming.

THX XD

[jakemonrean]

These videos always brighten my day =D!

[sugarhonayicedtea20]

lmfao I love you kevin, you are my man

[OnlyInJapanTV]

where is this school. i wanna visit it and experience Samurai

[yannie1012]

omg @_@ i nearly peed myself when you started to strip xD eat more junk!! you looked waaaaay too skinny in that yellow suit :p

[alkaro]

all i can say is : yellow suit!!!!!!

[greencath16]

woah! didn't expect you'd be wearing that yellow suit :)) cant stop laughing menh! :))

[rodgerswan]

another great vid with some fantastic laugh out loud moments. I also enjoy your comment just below about the ice cream video. kind of like people who think george michael peaked with careless whisper... when so much more good stuff has come out.

[charliecannibal]

halarious! i love it when you whip out that kill bill outfit, i think your great when you can make me and others laugh while showing a side of tokyo. i wish you would do a short film spoof of kill bill and enter it in the indie film festivals. i really enjoy your vids and thank you for making them. sincerely charliecannibal

[calicoSal]

I completely agree. I watch this one everytime I've had a rotten day and need to laugh. In my opinion this is his best vid ever; he seems to be more relaxed and happy in this one than any of his others.

[tokyocooney]

Oh my god! Does this mean I've peaked and its all down hill from here!!!!!!! Well at least it wasnt the ice cream video. Thought I had reached my zenith long ago.

[TinhTran]

wut the, commenting on your own video, haha! I love your work!

[tokyocooney]

I know. Im stalking me.

[rphinks]

hah did you force some douche to remove his own comment or what?

[omgcancer]

also, you look just like my dad who i havnt seen in like 6 years :0

[omgcancer]

LOL everyone was like laughng wen u ripped ur shirt off and showed the yellow suit :p LOL ur the best :0

[zeb641]

This was the best keep it up

[megamanxu]

ROFL LOL ROFL ROFLR FORFORLFOL LOLLOLOLO LROFLROFLFORLFORLFOLFL OLOOLOLOLOL!@!!!!

WOW!! lol

[thekasu]

wow love it

[W3dotCOM]

Greatest post ever.

[plutokaron]

Wow, I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed....

...a bad thing when you're working... at the library.

[Kazuko20]

Love the HD, Cooney!

[na6drifter]

wow

[randomthingsisay]

LEGENDARY!!!

[HatakeKakashi2345]

Godly!! The Kill Bill is epic. FTW.

[bronxboy1671]

wow that guy had the biggest part of the film lol

[robochrish]

lmao what a grea surprise :D

[vin22kevin]

how is KENDO diff from this?

[Rishidan]

Oh my god, that was so excellent! ! The yellow jumper totally made me blow soda out of my nose.

By far the funniest video so far!

[Smataba]

haha kill bill body suit ..priceless

[joeseth05]

FREAKIN HILARIOUS

[tsunayoshi987]

lol snickers

[CleverDjembe]

You will ACTUALLY kill people when you change from a wooden practise sword to a real forged steel katana! xD

[SakunCosplayer]

lmao tats great xD u met the guy from kill bill then u wore tat outfit omg! but before tat O.< u got lazy and ate a sniker bar i think? lol so epic!

[tauntingtony]

You've got to love the Kill Bill outfit.

I bet you were planing that from the start. XD

[Korosu687]

sooooo sick lol the kill bill costume part lol

[sillyspam]

This is my no.1 fave Vlog! the Bruce Lee suit! Priceless!

[scottrekishika]

thats cool the teacher thought it was amusing when you broke out the kill bill suit, seeing as how he was involved in the movie.

[LordDanZor]

Oh my god this video has to be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[MuffDiver80]

dude you are so skinny lol

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

LMAO at the suit part!!! XDDDD

[DOty3]

That was great !

I am already learning Jo and will be moving onto the katana.

[604kryptonian]

love the Bruce Lee suit but shit, do some push up!

[Kurinkato]

OMFG!!!

[kevinbollers2]

i believe this martial art is Kenjutsu

-the martial art of weilding a Katana-

[PunkerSkaterDude]

i guess you just have to eat something in every single video you make haha

keep it up :D

[jimmybrite]

I laughed so hard when I saw the costume, man you were born to be an actor/comedian , Keep up the good work Kevin.

[MangoSalsa447]

OMG ME TOO! ! That was priceless!

[kripazznigga211]

me as well, i think i woke up the whole household with my laughing. its about to be 11:00 over here. lol.

[jessepen]

lol, damn funny!!! was not expecting the suit. lol

[btbamfan20]

OMG you used the suit TWICE NOW!!! i think ur the only one that can pull that off ROFL LOVED IT!

[JimmyRond]

that was awesome ahah

[KebukaiGaijin]

i actually laughed out loud when you ripped your shirt off, was not expecting that at all :)

[catarina300]

xD that suit on you !!!!!!!!!

[xYumYum]

Mike is cute.

Just wanted to say that.

[lonewolfgirl]

haha i just watched kill bill last night on TNT

[Ankisal]

Samurai is what got me into being interested in Japan in the first place.... so this is really awesome.

[DiorChick223]

~bringing sexy BACK~

[PhilipZeplin]

... Do you have a hardon in that suit? I believe you do!

[herz501]

I think the same.

[JYAKKI]

I love how the sensei's face is so shocked and he actually says "sugoi na!" I love it!!! You should do more spoofs XD it's fun.

[smittens888]

You are quite the performer, Cooney. I enjoyed it XD

Did you know Mike before, or did you meet him in the class?

[buddahkid8191]

LAWL LOL!!! KILL BILL ALL OVER AGAIN, love it XD

[iamnicoleee]

freaking halarious !

[tekhda89]

dude, that mike guy looks like the guy from Cloverfield haha

Well, sorta..

[tSd702]

I can see the headlines now;

Banana Spandex Samurai kills three after inadvertently learning deadly skills from an actual samurai and NOT an actor

[lPSTutorialsl]

haha! XD

[Bakuhatsu233]

lol.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ...70.... eeehh???...

[coldswift7]

i could see your penis bulge in that suit, i bet the lady's loved it

[rasquares]

let me offer a collaborative wtf

[heynello]

hmm, just like kendo? i wanna try :D

[Demongrl17]

XD HAHAHA OMG GENIUS!

[blueravenfire]

lol! priceless! i loved you in the kill bill outfit XD

you are the man!

[lazypuddycat]

I can't believe you actually found the kill bill outfit. .. then again. you can just buy anything in Tokyo.. especially in Tokyo hands..

[lpdcomic]

Nice! That was funny with the jumpsuit! I can't believe you did that! Good job!

[Lensei]

Dude. That was AWESOME.

[LoverlyLovingFool]

oh my god .. I can't believe you did that ... you have guts.

[cupwithhandles]

I wish there were real sword fights in Japan - uioku and/or yakuza should have real sword duals instead of the chickensh*t conflict resolution methods they employ now.

[bryanbhu]

Why do I get the feeling you're completely missing the point of Japanese swordworks...

[foodnoodle]

this is something i wanted to see u do kevin =] awesome

[foodnoodle]

noo way, u had the jumpsuit! LOL ahhahahah awesome!

[islespatrick]

freaking awesome.

[YWA32]

whos MIKE

[BEgan430]

Cooney, just when I thought the vlog couldn't get any better you whip out the jump suit. Kudos man, that was awesome and hysterical.

[cloddiehoppers]

For all the food, especially junk food, you eat in your videos, you're still skinny. You can break your New Year's resolution now :)

[mrfuetur]

oh god! Hysterical! I'm choking!! I think you've killed me!!!

[theTRUE1414]

LMAO at ending o.0 10:03 ... never would have expected that lol