My parents divorced when I was about 14 and back then I couldn't care less. It took me lots of years to realise that it got to me much more than I'd always thought. The rational part of me always thought it was a good thing to put an end to the arguing, and that it's not at all about me and my sisters, and both is true, but in the end there's still a part of me that's royally hurt. That part sings along.
This song was so heavy my rubix cube fell off my desk and completed itself, neighbors called the police and they got arrested, my windows broke and had to buy a mac, pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp, my cat barked, I have to change my pants, made people miss the like button, mom walked in and I switched to porn, it became my neighbors favorite song, , my water turned into wine, and then in to whiskey and I want M0:00RE. KICK ASS COSMO KICK ASS
Saw Cosmo in Glasgow a couple of years ago, great gig supporting Rev. and the Makers. Heard him do this song and couldn't believe how much like it was my situation.
Love this, went through the exact same thing. The more I think about it, the more I realize how many I know that went through the same thing..where's the justice. Great song and video.
this song is brilliant...makes me so angry as I went through all this, still am. Law is shit, a father is stopped from bringing up his children simply because he's a man. Equality???
this is almost the same story as my life, the judge took my dad away and my mom fucked up 16 years of my life. luckely i had a chance to live with my dad and i took it.
i hope that all the kids out there with the same story, can find a way out of it and become happy :) couse dont let it fuck up your entire life!
This story reminds me of my life...mom and dad split, dad was a great dad, mom was a great mom, mom and dad didn't make a great "mom and dad"...moms left with me and bros, see dad once or twice a week, soon to be less than that, and dads going crazy....
what think the people with the thumb down :O ?? i don´t understand.
Cosmo??! you are the Best...better than the most or all USA-Stars!!! .. in future you are a millionair :D ;D ... now I am a millionair too, because I discover you in youtube :) .. and I would like to never forget you :)
@drfranksy have you ever been on any of his pages? his youtube?? hes from devon in the UK and he still sings in the UK and europe. now correct me if im wrong i never struggled to find this information why have you??
Come and see Cosmo Jarvis play at the Plymouth Guildhall on Saturday 19th March as part of the Live and Unsigned Tour! Get your tickets now for just 7.50 from the Live and Unsigned website!
Jenny, chris, Stephan, Juliet, ophelia, jack, Amelia, ruby, Oscar and Alfie think you are amazing and so special. Hope to see you very soon. Thanks for being. Thanks for everything.
@drfranksy < Neither one of my parents wanted me. I can't stand cats like yall who act like "Ohhh, one of my parents wasn't around! *Waaa*" try having both parents not give two shits (Say they do, but Ehhh) and don't make an effort to come see you. Okay, if that was your life, the complain, homez.
Knocks the tits of most of the inane crap out there! Linking to Cosmo all over the place even suggested him to the 'Ellen' show as a brilliant example of 'world music' .
Congratulations on your perfomance @Paredes de Coura in Portugal! Great show! I was stunned because I didn't knew the work of Cosmo Jarvis and then Cosmo simply and humbly delivers a hell of a show. Keep on going man!
Luv This One Tooooo, Is this a true story ? The Line Mommy took my money and my children shes a lovely cow, reminds me of my dad its a different stry But i miss him x x x
seriously ever since i first heard she's got you couple months back you are my favorite singer, great music great lyrics, great videos. Great stuff man
I first listened to this song at radio and i simply loved it then i googled the lyrics -mommy took my money and my children , she s a lovely cow- and found so many cosmo jarvis films.
This reminds me a bit of dan le sac vs Scroobius Pip's 'Angles'
TheStrawberryThief 6 days ago
My parents divorced when I was about 14 and back then I couldn't care less. It took me lots of years to realise that it got to me much more than I'd always thought. The rational part of me always thought it was a good thing to put an end to the arguing, and that it's not at all about me and my sisters, and both is true, but in the end there's still a part of me that's royally hurt. That part sings along.
KnightoftheOR 1 month ago 4
...And you just described my life for the last five years in five minutes.
irishsassenach 1 month ago in playlist Cosmos Jarvis
did you notice how the kid doesn't say 'fuck' at 3:54 ? :)
nezamakesnosense 1 month ago
@nezamakesnosense That's me aha
drfranksy 3 weeks ago
@nezamakesnosense holy shit.
CosmoJarvis 1 week ago 4
Dan Crimp! He's fucking awesome!
poniesinashed 2 months ago in playlist More videos from CosmoJarvis
@poniesinashed He's in my new film 'The Naughty Room' as a character called Derrick Gunt. So early done... Just re - editing now....
CosmoJarvis 2 months ago 7
EPIC
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This song was so heavy my rubix cube fell off my desk and completed itself, neighbors called the police and they got arrested, my windows broke and had to buy a mac, pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp, my cat barked, I have to change my pants, made people miss the like button, mom walked in and I switched to porn, it became my neighbors favorite song, , my water turned into wine, and then in to whiskey and I want M0:00RE. KICK ASS COSMO KICK ASS
APEXchannel1 2 months ago
And the sad thing is...
It happens to more people than you think :(
iownyoubyfailing 2 months ago in playlist Music Videos
WOOOOOW!:X
ToMRocKsss 2 months ago
this song is fucking awesome!
Highway2hell69 3 months ago
good lord this made me cry :(
hellgirl013 3 months ago
bitch!
MrThomasspot 3 months ago in playlist Music Videos
it's fck awesome !!!
666MIHU999 4 months ago in playlist Cosmo Jarvis
@666MIHU999 lol
Think about what you say, son.
asdasasefasd 2 months ago in playlist More videos from CosmoJarvis
i fuckin love u! ha ha and ur so hot in this video!
kaykay9753 4 months ago
@kaykay9753 haha I know right?! He needs to be more famous and out there! ♥
foreverralexaa 4 months ago
dude. . . . . im such a fan!!
DomiFYDE 4 months ago
FRAANK LOL
DeadCatProductions19 5 months ago
i know the kid in real life. cool!
joshuabarrywoods 5 months ago
@joshuabarrywoods
Alright Josh.
drfranksy 5 months ago
@drfranksy sup bro.
joshuabarrywoods 5 months ago
Saw Cosmo in Glasgow a couple of years ago, great gig supporting Rev. and the Makers. Heard him do this song and couldn't believe how much like it was my situation.
DMmjb 5 months ago
Love this, went through the exact same thing. The more I think about it, the more I realize how many I know that went through the same thing..where's the justice. Great song and video.
cheeseyhead777 5 months ago
Scroll up, you're missing the video!
juloph 5 months ago 19
FUCKING ACE......TOP MAN
APEXchannel1 5 months ago 4
fuck yeah a great song to shout along to when pissed off!!
JayBlayk 5 months ago
tune!!!!
pauleyno1 5 months ago
this song is brilliant...makes me so angry as I went through all this, still am. Law is shit, a father is stopped from bringing up his children simply because he's a man. Equality???
DMmjb 6 months ago 2
This is simply amazing. I kind sort of relate to this, but not completely. You're really REALLY cute by the way. Love this song :)
foreverralexaa 6 months ago
this is almost the same story as my life, the judge took my dad away and my mom fucked up 16 years of my life. luckely i had a chance to live with my dad and i took it.
i hope that all the kids out there with the same story, can find a way out of it and become happy :) couse dont let it fuck up your entire life!
TonenRiani1 6 months ago 5
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@TonenRiani1 and no fuck whas given...
SmelDiferenToMidget 6 months ago
I love how he says marital assets :L
mattgamer95 6 months ago 2
This story reminds me of my life...mom and dad split, dad was a great dad, mom was a great mom, mom and dad didn't make a great "mom and dad"...moms left with me and bros, see dad once or twice a week, soon to be less than that, and dads going crazy....
RockwellAndAGuitar 7 months ago 2
@RockwellAndAGuitar and no fuck whas given...
SmelDiferenToMidget 7 months ago
something like this happened to one of my brothers mate, couldnt see kids or anything ended up commiting suicide a quality bloke :(
JoeyAtkoProductions 7 months ago
@JoeyAtkoProductions consuela had to pick the pieces of the brains from the room, what a douch
SmelDiferenToMidget 7 months ago
Oh my.. Not only was this song orgasmic, it also made me cry. Was that little boy your little brother, Cosmo?
MyNirvana333 7 months ago
@MyNirvana333
No I'm his neighbour aha!
drfranksy 5 months ago
an awesome song :D !! come to Dorset !
TheMarkus123321 7 months ago
STUPID BITCH SMILING WHILE WALKING AWAY FROM THE TRIAL
FUCK YOU, GARY IS SUCH A NICE GUY
jasonbaggenstos 7 months ago 35
Cosmo your freaken awesome<3 Keep up the awesome work! you like the william shakespear in music! :D
DrayaCrimson24 7 months ago
That Jenny is a bitch.
Maximannay 7 months ago 3
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Theres billions of people trying to do this rap thing.
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TheRealKushKush 7 months ago
We live in a womans world, don't believe the hype, boys. Move to Saudi Arabia. That's what I'm gonna do.
NTtheLion 8 months ago
TUNE!!
sophieBFC 8 months ago
what think the people with the thumb down :O ?? i don´t understand.
Cosmo??! you are the Best...better than the most or all USA-Stars!!! .. in future you are a millionair :D ;D ... now I am a millionair too, because I discover you in youtube :) .. and I would like to never forget you :)
summsi33 9 months ago
@summsi33 , They had dads who simply didn't give a fuck about um.
NTtheLion 8 months ago
So, this song kinda made me cry...
TheFoodSong 9 months ago
I just adore this guy now :) thanks so much San for getting me into this guy hehe but he ain't quiet as good as Steve Appleton...
dbhussey 10 months ago
i like that when i watch cosmo jarvis videos hair transplant adds pop up.
kitcath10 10 months ago
@chubbadubba1994 He was on a record label but they mucked it up or something, so the new album is coming out independently.
adamlloydmusic 10 months ago
dan nd mick from mad dog LOVE IT
OGxHerBzz 10 months ago
@drfranksy have you ever been on any of his pages? his youtube?? hes from devon in the UK and he still sings in the UK and europe. now correct me if im wrong i never struggled to find this information why have you??
hurtank 11 months ago
@hurtank Yea I am his neighbour you twat.
drfranksy 3 weeks ago
Come and see Cosmo Jarvis play at the Plymouth Guildhall on Saturday 19th March as part of the Live and Unsigned Tour! Get your tickets now for just 7.50 from the Live and Unsigned website!
liveandunsigned 1 year ago
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liveandunsigned 1 year ago
The emotion in this still gets to me :')
IvyPianoMan 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thought the guy playing Dave in the video was Huey from the Fun Lovin' Criminals?
hog660 1 year ago
@hog660 No lol just no
Uncharted2 2 months ago
Ifreakinloveyou. Come back to the us!!!
dancechic2997 1 year ago
plymouth boy born and bred love hearing this sort of awesome music from my home town! xxx
huggablehuggybear 1 year ago
@huggablehuggybear
he was born in new jersey and lives in totnes..
you dubass
drfranksy 1 year ago
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Shnogins 1 year ago
@huggablehuggybear
he was born in new jersey and lives in totnes...
you dumbass.
drfranksy 1 year ago
It was my fucking parents. I wish I was brought up there so I could be mates with Kevin Smith.
CosmoJarvis 1 year ago 4
Jenny, chris, Stephan, Juliet, ophelia, jack, Amelia, ruby, Oscar and Alfie think you are amazing and so special. Hope to see you very soon. Thanks for being. Thanks for everything.
1968USB 1 year ago
i love thos so much
SR120 1 year ago
this is a really touching music video. consider me a big fan
bennywillcocks 1 year ago
I cried
totnesmonster 1 year ago
that girl is CUTE!!
CalumAlex 1 year ago
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SkankingInTheStreets 9 months ago
@CalumAlex I am that girl... awkwaaaaaaard XD
Autumnum 9 months ago
@Autumnum not awkward at all! props on the hotness :P
CalumAlex 8 months ago
@CalumAlex I thought so too.
WereWolf646 7 months ago
i hate rape, but this song is just to sexy to stop me...
jak089 1 year ago 42
@jak089
That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard and I'm the kid in this video.
drfranksy 9 months ago
@drfranksy < Neither one of my parents wanted me. I can't stand cats like yall who act like "Ohhh, one of my parents wasn't around! *Waaa*" try having both parents not give two shits (Say they do, but Ehhh) and don't make an effort to come see you. Okay, if that was your life, the complain, homez.
NTtheLion 8 months ago
@NTtheLion
What?
drfranksy 8 months ago
@jak089 lolwut?
nakhsa18 7 months ago
@jak089
I think every body hates rape, but I also hate rap. :P
Maximannay 7 months ago
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@jak089 i got raped once, i was terrible
skakky 5 months ago
@jak089 Youre such a fucking cliche
epicatum 5 months ago in playlist tunes
A lot of his songs seem to have a negetive view towards women, or am I wrong?
agressivemuffin 1 year ago
@agressivemuffin well a lot of most peoples songs paint men in a negative light,so its quite nice to see a change.
amevilee 1 year ago
Problems, officer?
moraKatti 1 year ago
Knocks the tits of most of the inane crap out there! Linking to Cosmo all over the place even suggested him to the 'Ellen' show as a brilliant example of 'world music' .
vogonsrock 1 year ago
lol this shit is absolute dog shit.... as arnold would say "STOP IT!!!"
snpdo 1 year ago
this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chrisBIGMAC16 1 year ago 24
7 people have problems
yobaby369 1 year ago
BEASTLY TUNE!!!! :D x
ElliTargettMwhaha 1 year ago
by the way, really awesome video!
monkey101ml 1 year ago
Canada loves you guys! Me and my friends want to buy your album but it's not available to us :( love you guys!
monkey101ml 1 year ago 2
can we please make this fucker famous?! hes amazing
Menla1 1 year ago 4
@Menla1 I completely agree. I can't get enough of him. Get rid of fucking Justin Bieber and make Cosmo Jarvis famous-he deserves it.
JsgHair71 1 year ago
At first I wasn't a big fan of how this sounded, but as I got farther into it I started enjoying it very much. c:
BayTears 1 year ago
You have a growing number of fans - fans who really value what you're doing - in Los Angeles.
godfreyih 1 year ago
DUDE. Come to Southampton please.
dogdogcatful 1 year ago
Mr Jarvis you entice me like an elephant on heat, may you be praised like the God you are
chuddydow 1 year ago 3
frank timson
XxFuSiOnZeRxX 1 year ago
@XxFuSiOnZeRxX He is my good friend .
mec567 1 year ago
dude your awesome. way to pursue your dream and make it happen on your own
anthony82 1 year ago
I love this Cos
witchazel68 1 year ago
it's worth buying this album the mosT!!
eclient 1 year ago
muie ma-ta
eclient 1 year ago
im glad that its min 3:49 and the song is not over!
eclient 1 year ago
im glad that its min 3:49 and the song is not over yet!
eclient 1 year ago
SaW You in Portugal in July ... Addicted since then
cajofb 1 year ago
Keep up the awesome music bro, You got quite a bright future.
yocuck 1 year ago
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SceneQueenMimi 1 year ago
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It's Frank! :)
MOGGYbOTTOM 1 year ago
It's Frank! :)
MOGGYbOTTOM 1 year ago
Frank!!! ;) x
MOGGYbOTTOM 1 year ago
Paredes de Coura 2010 l,,l I saw them for first time, I didn't knew them but they are really good...
gypsypunk20 1 year ago
@athletepidginon Or save the music industry and honestly good artists and buy the song. Your call.
IvyPianoMan 1 year ago
addicted yo CJ!!!
nathanlvsb 1 year ago
i saw them at Paredes de Coura 2010, they are really good on concert
Really good Band
rafiuski15 1 year ago
Congratulations on your perfomance @Paredes de Coura in Portugal! Great show! I was stunned because I didn't knew the work of Cosmo Jarvis and then Cosmo simply and humbly delivers a hell of a show. Keep on going man!
jcinacio75 1 year ago
I love your stuff so much.
sarahchea1 1 year ago
Frank :L Lovee himm,, amence song <3
Amzybabee1996 1 year ago
one word: genius
SCH8123 1 year ago
i can't find your album on Itunes Store
where can I find it?
SCH8123 1 year ago
Loved your performance at Hurricane 2010, brilliant show! Please do come back to northern Germany again. Preferrably soon.
caroona123 1 year ago
Loved your performance at Hurricane 2010, brilliant show! Please do come back to northern Germany again. Preferrably soon.
caroona123 1 year ago
This song, like all your others is amazing. Love it (:
GracieThorne 1 year ago
this song makes me cry, now ive seen the video it gets me even more :L
ahaahaa im sorry, i seem to be watching all your videos today :) x
Sianieoes 1 year ago
is there a copy of the chords for the gay pirates anywhere?
wateryshade 1 year ago
spätestens bei 3:49 (dreiminutenundneununddreißig minuten) kommt`s. Bestimmt earlier, for somefilkszh!
DeliciousHD 1 year ago
hes doing a live show at plymouth apparently
OoOJakeOoO 1 year ago
fukin brilliant!! im loovin it. lush artists. fantastic lyrics!
ever since i heard this song iv been hooked!
i need 2 know wen ur nxt gig in plymouth is :D !
ghettobitchbaby 1 year ago
any chance of you playing at boardmasters this year cosmo? :)
TopsOffPartyX 1 year ago
Luv This One Tooooo, Is this a true story ? The Line Mommy took my money and my children shes a lovely cow, reminds me of my dad its a different stry But i miss him x x x
MsEibhin 1 year ago
Cosmo, like all my friends love your songs, and think your the best artist ever.
We need a new album.
NOW.
mec567 1 year ago
Simply brilliant.
DTDCRapture 1 year ago
Seriously, you are brilliant. I might have even loved you if you didn't put vinegar on your chips. See you at lowlands!
corotize 1 year ago
great song!
i`m happy to see ya at the hurricane 2010 in germany
altenburg28 1 year ago
Really Good Cosmo, Real moving ending....i prefer it to the Radio version tbh
littlebrit123 1 year ago
I Love This.
TheGlitterface 1 year ago
I Love This.
TheGlitterface 1 year ago
FUCK YEAH!
polidosk8 1 year ago
This song is fucking awesome
lazysantiago 2 years ago
FUCking bitches
Adamm2bits 2 years ago
I know autumn :)
largebehind 2 years ago
seriously ever since i first heard she's got you couple months back you are my favorite singer, great music great lyrics, great videos. Great stuff man
Marc0sDP 2 years ago
this man is a fucking genius....i'm forwarding this stuff to everyone :-)
drummerboyrocks 2 years ago 3
Also saw them in Preston, Serious!
Slutwhore3000Nw 2 years ago
also saw them in preston supporting sunshine, very class act. lots of charisma, energy and raw talent. think they could be big
RupertValentine 2 years ago
Top band, saw them in Preston last night supporting The Sunshine Undeground..........!!!!!!!
brighton59 2 years ago
seen them supporting shunshine undersground the other day in newcastle and they were pretty awesome tbh!!
sirmilburn 2 years ago
i was ther to thy were relly gud.
clint772 2 years ago
I first listened to this song at radio and i simply loved it then i googled the lyrics -mommy took my money and my children , she s a lovely cow- and found so many cosmo jarvis films.
Hi, Cosmo, im ur new fan!
k1llerbabe 2 years ago
great song! where can I find the lyrics? thanks!
rozetca 2 years ago 3
I heard this song the other day on the radio and loved it, so you can be assured you've got fans here in mexico, but we can't get your cd :(
thingswillfly 2 years ago 25
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@thingswillfly You can now on iTunes =)
IvyPianoMan 1 year ago
Saw this on NME tv a few days ago and kept listening to it over and over!
This song is shit good man! I love the lyrics - genius!
StiviChesney 2 years ago 4
like it a lot! you would think he's an angry young man but thats not the case.keep using extras from mad dog and you'll go a long way.
8trayog 2 years ago 3
This hits me in the stomac and makes my view blury.
emilianozet 2 years ago 3
can you post the lyrics for this song?
chishoratiu 2 years ago 4
sometimes you hear something new - and it grabs you by the nuts - and you just have to get it... this is one of those tunes.
gonna buy it now
VaneKoS 2 years ago 28
can you get your cd in ireland?
182emmah182 2 years ago 2
tuneeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
elmoelmslie2 2 years ago 2
This guy rocks, can't get the CD in Canada though!!!
woodyman69 2 years ago 3
This is pure class mate come blackpool sometime get a fan base n shit :)
maxwelloldrid 2 years ago
Found this totaly by accident MASSIVE TUNE. Very good video also.
trilliouk 2 years ago
Amazing song and powerful vid. Your stuff is epic, I love it.
lcecil1 2 years ago
saw this last night on NME, good to see you're getting out there, great song
196nadroj 2 years ago
every single tune is just quality!
come back to brum man!
31dale31villa31 2 years ago
haha my mates going out with autumn whos that girl :L
heggsyboi08 2 years ago
cant wait for tonight cosmo
MegaBooyakasha 2 years ago
I love all your songs bro!
shortcutdanne 2 years ago
is your album coming out in stores or is it only on the internet?
jak8arnold 2 years ago
All good record stores, download stores, and more!
CosmoJarvis 2 years ago