Far Cry 2 Healing Animations

[DodgeViperSR10]

extreme doctor.

[cybergun500]

did anyone else notice the severe lack of screaaming and oh my goding when he was continualy pulling rebar out of himself?

[CausedGLaDoS]

Laughed my ass off at 2:38 xD

[fumble365]

Thats a $100 doctors appointment in 5 seconds :D

[fumble365]

@fumble365 Dentist



[kyp4rn]

that must be chuck norris sperma

[mafiacat88]

and that's how you define "badass"

[cobra3392]

pulling teeth out=wouldn't that make it hurt more?

[MrKevstro]

@cobra3392 Wisdom Teeth are a PAIN!

[fallentrooper45]

how the fuck do you get some shrub in your arm

[gmxgamer]

as doctor from crysis 2 said ''without the adrenaline,hes a dead man walkin''

[GamerGuy1125]

75% of these are gross as hell. Wtf. I was playing this game and I got one of the dislocated arm animations and nearly threw my controller at my screen. I was literally yelling into the mic that I was done. My friends laughed at me, then shot me again so I had to pull more bullets outta my leg.

[DavidXphinx]

God every single one of those would be the most painful things ever....hopefully his adrenaline would be higher than a regular "scare'.

[SalsaSalling]

Not a single fuck was given that day

[THEdarkKILLERZZ]

thats chuck norris!

[ThePookdawg]

@THEdarkKILLERZZ lets be friends. :)

[supahjT]

he is one tough motherfucker

[MrNukesquad]

i dont know but i dont think i could ever manage all that without crying once

[TheBlackBritt]

I like that when you heal from drowning you just have a random dislocated joint or piece of metal in you.

[Mrfisteration]

ANd not a single scream. Watch out, we got a badass overhere.

[Totallyfizzle]

Good job, you got the bullet out. But you're still bleeding to death.

[TheLetsGrief]

why hospitals????

[spleen142]

apparently you're on a huge amount of drugs

[LJVolkov21]

(gets wounded)

- Hmm... Hold on a second, guys...

(heals self while everyone else freezes watching him)

- What?

[BrannonSucks]

@LJVolkov21 People continue firing at you while you do it

[simmcoful]

guys guys calm down, hasnt he already said that this is... insanity?

[Keyblader110]

seriously hard to watch...

[antoniohrv]

thet happened to me while i was sleaping 2:07

[5TheAssassin]

and i thought i felt pain when i fell off a skate board

[polskax94]

Far Cry 3 coming soon <3

[Crazygamer154]

If you watch this in backwards ... he will become like a voodoo doll.

[xfunnyx15]

1:44 was surprisingly boring ...

[Laurboc]

1:44 ... THE ONLY ONE THAT WORKS IN REAL LIFE TOO

[jasonisrobin234]

No...Just...no.

Ubisoft fail medicine FOREVER.

[thevashfan12392]

HOLY SHIT HIS HAND WAS MOVED BACKWARDS

[MrUnitoni]

1:57 x-man



[MrUnitoni]

2.36 lol

[MrUnitoni]

i don't want feel pain like him

[gordenfreeman123]

2:05 ouch

[WaddleDee105]

That fucking horrible music...

[PivotkidA]

HEAL LIKE A BOOS :D

[PancakeOnaAstick]

1:58

FUCKING OUCH. 

[TheDrakoPL]

1:50 What the fuck? He simply pulled his permament teeth out? This made my teeth hurt D:

[Thejammerkid]

@TheDrakoPL wasnt simple probably got hit in the face than he just yanked on the tooth

[TheGraffitizer]

Yeah, just pull a 1 inch thick wire out of your stomach and walk it off, no problem. :D

[MrZoom777]

chuck in action :D

[KhasarDeTemplari]

You had to put that music didn't you.

[TheJayJoseph]

DUDEEE WTF!!! HE HAS LIKE 1,345,645,243 HOLES IN HIS WHOLE BODY AND HE DOESNT BLEEDOUT... Y U NO DIE

[Sbrff]

Hahhahah, i once broke my finger like this, and the doctors bend it back for me.....yeah, it hurts as much as it sounds! :(

Luckily i didn`t break it as bad as this guy =P

[TheStoffl96]

Chuck Norris FTW!

[Zero9533]

This dude is tough

[ioioio971]

when i watch this video i gonna cry but idon't know why

[extremebigmeal]

Emo Cry 2

[MLGVortex]

what it off

=)

[TheCraziestMonkey]

I love how nearly none of these healing methods would actually help you in real life. Still, it looks incredibly badass, and it must be pretty demoralizing to the enemy when they see you just yank bullets and foreign objects out and keep on fighting.

[FeelTheEfeKt]

the bleeding is no biggie

[Mance200]

2:09

BONES SHOULD NOT BEND THAT WAY.

[andacondasqueeze]

uh oh, i got a sliver, let me rub off the fire, push my fingers back into their sockets then pull a bullet out of my arm

[PazouwhProductions]

what th e fuck? i want this game now

[mrmorfix200]

did you listen at 0:34 its sound like annoying orange ;D

[killazilla44]

wow terrible music

[anmatheextreme]

I didn't know that a brocken bone could heal that quick :P

[epicookies123]

1:54 HE IS WOLVERINE!

[FoxShot01]

@epicookies123 The nail in the hand part or the seeming to have open wounds heal in seconds part?

[epicookies123]

@FoxShot01 nail in hand part

[danie2332123]

It's kinda fun watching this XD

[Arizonakiller7]

Fucking nails

[MrMirkonon]

1:58 ouch...

[brentthuper]

WHAT THE FUCK? I MUTED AN THIS SHIT IS STILL PLAYING! 

[moviemaker1004]

Gotta love how he just puts a knife in his leg and then searches for a bullet with it. xD

[danielkronos]

2:07

[arturenikas]

I wish I could heal like that... lol

[Mati10kg]

He don't feel pain !

[TheKingOfJordan1]

After watching this video: I shall start practicing my own variety of medical practice: The Farcryian Method. Only using a knife, a pair of pliers, and my own hands to fix every known combat/violence related injury.

[ozumadrew]

YOUR SHITTY ASS MUSIC FUCKED UP THE VIDEO WTF

[Usernameopolis2]

started to watch, heard the music, quit. why did you think that was necessary

[FailPWNers]

1:52 oh whait a sec a got something behind ma tooth craaaack fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[SakuraTenshi94]

Maybe I shouldn't have watched this before dinner.

[TheMrMcLoL]

i did that thing withe the fire lighter out of fun :D

[sputnik306]

the reason he those not feel pain is cause he is chuck NORRIS

[Shadowthedgehog1]

Wow 1:46

He actually treats his wound!!!

My character was a mazochist, he only hurt himself more when he was hurt

[xxxsniperful]

omg!!!2:27 is like a pussy!!!!

[AndersEngbergBeider]

This is what i call .. Ultimate Survival ! 

[tuffkid98]

ah shit thats hurt !!!

[cruelzeppelin666]

1:56 Oh dear God...

[ChaosSolider1]

All of you are just gay kids.

Scared of such less blood.

[Apoman13]

ok thats disturbing....

[QPLAZEGANGSTER]

tight

[xantigo]

1:50 a dentist? nahhh

[kuratomi9091]

so his wounds like, they dont get infected or stuff?

[kuratomi9091]

how cool.

[Mapmaster1]

There is no way the protagonists are human. This is beyond insane.

[frootbat31]

.......cringe......cringe.....­.cringe....

[stefmafia]

LIKE A BOSS

[dagioismagic]

You must be Chuck Norris to do this...

[dagioismagic]

Far Cry 2:

Protagonist:"Medic!!"

Medic:"Ya?"

Protagonist:"Fuck off!!!"

hahaahahahaha XD

[Allbiin365]

i can do the first one on my self

[ReTardS6969]

mmmm fail u repeated some things already shown b4

[ChilledN0va]

lol this is cool but trust me i broke my arm and you wouldn't pop it back into place without Morphine XD

[YESMAN977]

@ChilledN0va ya in the heat of battle ur adrenilen is pumpin soo hard u can bely feel it unles u take ur time

[ChilledN0va]

@YESMAN977 Hummmmm, True, abit but still it wouldn't feel like a massage xD

[YESMAN977]

0:07 thumbs up?

[TEOKGaming]

Fucking music.

[bunbunjohn]

When I played far cry and a couple weeks later I went on a camping trip I broke my finger and I tried to crack it back in place....bad idea

[josesuperful]

@bunbunjohn too painful or wat?

[bunbunjohn]

@josesuperful I messed it upmore and it hurted like hell

[Dpyrt]

@bunbunjohn Dude , his bones don't break , they just move out of the place and it puts back together.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK IT WOULD WORK?!

[bunbunjohn]

@Dpyrt Because I aint no doctor. 

[Dpyrt]

@bunbunjohn One more reason to not crack it back xD

[bunbunjohn]

@Dpyrt True that XP

[Scorpion573]

@Dpyrt wow it was a joke dude calm the fuck down

[502nickster]

@bunbunjohn It didn't work or it was just painful?

[bunbunjohn]

@502nickster both.

[ironspring]

to the kids looking at this video.... dont pull something out of you.... it could cause more damage than good

[FlashingDude98]

this game is soo eww but ow so fking awesome xD

[wpnpwn]

this guy is qolverine man! broken food? just wrench it in postion!

[BgPortaler]

I remember once I was in a jungle and accidenlty fell from like 10 meters, and then I realised, that my HP went down, because a GIANT Leaf was stuck in my arm xD

[Visitor64]

1:56 aaaaaaarrgghh!!!!

[halofreak00k]

well i found out that i really wouldn't have the guts to to what he did to myself ps:i almost died watching my sister run away from the computer

[fflattliner]

2:07 owww that had to hert

[Niftyeye]

That was rather difficult to watch :O

[BlackPheonix81]

Farcry 2.

Jump off of a ledge. Heal yourself. Watch him pull a nail out of his finger webbing.

Wtf?

[PR0ST3R1]

it all hurts but surviving is more importand

[pedrod9basket]

@PR0ST3R1 dude, taking out pieces that caused wounds without proper may result in that wounded blood vessels not having an obstruction, letting blood go out over and over until you die

[TheEliminator16]

Great video, shitty music

[oReFLeXiioNz]

1:50 Fuck I've been shot! Better pull my tooth out.

[UltrarubikXD]

@oReFLeXiioNz I'VE GOT MALARIA... Better drink my own piss

[fflattliner]

@oReFLeXiioNz he proboly got shot there XD

[wafleghost]

i my god XD



[Raider020]

Far cry 2 - Far from crying over a wound.

[danerogil]

This is some Dark Cut shit right here...

[Antsuuv2]

all the stuff what chuck norris does on his normal day

[xXxV1ncen1xXx]

der tut sich selbst ja mehr weh als seinen gegnern :O

hab bestimmt 20 mal auu gesagt ;-)

[YESMAN977]

2:36 SON OF A BITCH THATS GOTTA HURT I DONT CARE HOW MUCH MORPHNE U GOT THATS GOTTA HURT!

[Crazygamer154]

He can burn his wounds,take out a bullet with a knife and pliers,snap back his dislocated body parts but a man cannot withstand...A kick to the balls.

[Crazygamer154]

I wanted to thumb up this video but I accidently snapped it..OH WAIT I can just twist it back into place now to thumb up this video.

[soldierblade92]

worst would probly be nail between fingers or rebar pole in his chest

[brandrico35]

why does his body go messed up

[DragonSkin342]

He could die off some "wounds".

[TheDaileyTrain]

I always cringe at the nail between the fingers. OUCH!

[SuperWalliGator]

OMG !!

[jayhan94]

i dought anyone wouldnt be screaming like hell if they did that in real life

[KingClockwork]

Excuse me while I cringe and bite my thumb, as he relocates his own.

[Totallyfizzle]

What in the game hurts you in a way that you have to pull your TOOTH out?

[Lazyguy22]

@Totallyfizzle Going underwater for too long.

[Totallyfizzle]

@Lazyguy22

But... IT'S A TOOTH.

[EzioAuditore221]

@Totallyfizzle an expolzing could crack it

[InsanelyOrange]

Damn frame rate sucks, still great vid!

[masnicknemvoltszabad]

1:15 wtf is this object?

[Counterboy66]

@masnicknemvoltszabad Some Metal i think

[nschwartz23]

Even though it is not the most realistic healing system, its better than magically regenerating health.

[maxpower072]

everytime i see him fix a dislocated body part, the more im convinced hes an autobot in mid-transformation

[Poodleinacan]

Screw nature survival tv shows.... That fictionnal character is a real man!

[thebluenerfer]

terminator much? 

[mattaddison19]

That guy must have a monster infection by now!

[ledzeppelin1968bonzo]

I prefer the DooM II healing

[DaewonsongRave]

Hey people who think that's not realistic, Well, That's the damn point, it's a videogame, why would it have to be realistic? It's still fun no matter what.

[Lennholm89]

It fucking hurts just watching this. but great game.

[toycommander]

Fucking MacGyver

[tornjak096]

2:39 lol

[mastercalle]

2:24 He is badass.....

[OliieTheEpic]

I would be crying like a little bitch.

Also this kids is what cocaine does.

[Ninjat126]

This reminds me of a bunch of 6 year olds I met 10+ years ago. They were playing soldiers or something, and every time they got shot they'd just "pull the bullets out" and keep running.

THE HUMAN BODY DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT!

It's more realistic than just absorbing medkits like everyone else, or waiting for blood to fall off your eyes, but it's immersion breaking at the same time. It's fallen into an Uncanny Valley.

Never played the game, sorry.

[34sesamestreet]

the last healing animation before he died is terrible. it missed the wound by atleast 2 inches

[34sesamestreet]

does it happen by itself or do you have to press a button to make it happen?

[arjentromp12]

@34sesamestreet you need to press something dont remember what

[ResistanceDarkness11]

the most logical way is at 1:45

[pumaturtle]

Far Cry 3: Professional Surgeon

[yos2481]

why do small cuts hurt more then big ones? like a paper cut hurts way more then stitches (my personal opinion).

[5440Borderline]

Too bad real wounds can't be fixed that easily.

[MrIcePho3nix]

1:08 Dear god! What did he do to himself and how in the world does that fix it!? Seriously, that looks like something straight out of a cartoon!