Air Traffic Control Bloopers

[eddiem12eddiem12]

spirit not spared!

[RealPilotFSX]

lol why did i laugh out loud at "yea-"

1:20 "alright, as foolish an attempt this is for me,.." Correction.

WOOP wooboobooboob WOOP

[redbaron180ify]

lol at the last one

[Psyckogan]

DAL81 must be one funny guy.... lol @ traffic control guy just checking if the pilot could do his job for him... that  1 in a million chance thats like seriously? fine ill try it just cause u had the balls to ask

[MrLdtheoson]

Its not chicken you donuts, its just the hydraulics extending the flaps.

[TinnInches]

All of them were great. Will listen/read again, for sure!

[EduEnYT]

0:06 tired pilot vs overcaffeinated controller

[bricenhoyle3]

It sounds like Curly from the 3 Stooges.

[loup296]

sounds like zoydberg from futerama in the last 1

[PerryThePlatypoos]

He says, "in your spirit of humorous cooperation" :P

[2011Poppa]

the transmission between DAL81 and tower is my favorite, I listened to it and laughed so many times

[jodecci]

@2011Poppa Yea that one always get me =)

[Hands4Surgery]

Loved the chicken in the bground

[HKS134]

why he shouts at 0:50 Delta81!! plz tell

[GCS1992]

that background noise could be a turkey

Thanksgiving maybe??

[MediaNexus]

Zoidberg?!

[uoy1997]

YEA

[Fsimfreak]

LOL the tired pilot.

"yea"

[moltom26]

I was laughing so hard!

[1981strike]

I am a retired Air Traffic Controller who had a flight plan on American 11 on 911 and who controlled that flight hundreds of times before 911. I was one of the first controllers to hear it ran into WTC. UAL93's ATC is a friend of mine. .Read my story and the ATC Stricke of 1981 below.

While on You Tube search for AyXjdxtZPS0 It is about 911 and ATC. Very Informative..

Or go to air-traffic-controller and then type dot (.) org

[CaptObviousism]

1:10, spirit no spared

[ThinkerMister11]

Tower Tower? Can you copy?

Tower: SNOOOORE

Hello tower we need to land dammit?

Tower:SNNNNNOOOOOREEEE

[redviper2GAMER]

Fake

[SingaporeAirflyer]

I think the American Eagle pilot has a boring life cuz his voice is fucking boring! xD

[josephiles]

brilliant!

[JMacDaddyFunk]

Dude, if you are going to go to the trouble to make these vids, at least get the transcripts right.

[TheCRChannel]

@JMacDaddyFunk Dude, if you're going to go through the trouble of moaning at the transcript of this video, at least type English, dickhead!

[SirTastyCakes]

The sound in the background near the end was probably a proximity alarm. They vary depending on what triggered them (and who they're manufactured by), but it's not uncommon.

[blackbtty123]

At 1:10, it should be "spirit" not "spared".

[jodecci]

LOL

[XxEardzxX]

woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop :P lol

[TheMyamax]

Laughing my ass off.

Thanks from this airline employee and family;-)

[jodecci]

@TheMyamax HAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[Weltbevoelkerung]

sounds more like a monkey :P

[Levisem17]

Hey I wanna become an ATC, I live in massachusetts btw. is it hard to become one? And is the job hard? do u have to be real skilled or something?

[jodecci]

Cause the name of the pilot on that Delta flight is Peter LOL

[jodecci]

Dont you guys think thats the chicken from Family guy LOL????

[WorthWatchingVv]

i want to know something i have been wondering for a while. )I'm an aspiring pilot btw)

how do pilots and ATC understand each other when they speak so quickly and even kinda mumble? lol

[jodecci]

@WorthWatchingVv you know buddy it's weird. It's something we pilots cant explain but we just understand. But hey i'll give u a tip. Continue sitting down at home at ur computer and carefully listen to ATC. I recommend Socal Approach in California. Those are maybe the fastest talkers on ATC lol.

[WorthWatchingVv]

@jodecci lol, will do, my friend. I've been listening to JFK for the past few days (i live an hour away from there =]), im beginning to understand them =D, that and regular "pilot talk". can't wait to hear California though lol, should be fun.

[SweatyFunSeeker]

@jodecci no they're not i communicate alot with them on my cross country flights and they are not fast talkers at all

[ballm0use]

@WorthWatchingVv they assume. and assumptions are the mother of all fuckups

[t008er]

@WorthWatchingVv Just listen to JFK atc all freeeks to get the lingo

[WorthWatchingVv]

@t008er i understand it now lol, took me a few days.

[jodecci]

@WorthWatchingVv HAHAHA nice man. Welcome to the club =P

[Lildriller]

that "see ya" was nothing like he GLA "lakes air" pilots ...just an FYI...you should hear them

[flockair221mm]

Those are just great, especially the tired pilot! just great!

[jodecci]

@flockair221mm yea i think tht was the funniest. LOL

[jacobflaschen]

@jodecci Especially when juxtaposed with the controllers' caffeinated enthusiasm.

[3IDLukeK]

Yeah, we can have fun too, as long as its not a big deal we can throw in funny comments here and there over the radio

[usamichael3]

haha

[VMFA115Starloric]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPwoopwoopwo­opwoopWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOPwoopwoopwoopwoop

[awesomemax100]

funny

[jodecci]

Haha yep

[BloodyAR15]

When JBU1016 and the Controller said CYA it sounded like they said Sieg Heil!

[graphstyle]

Sounds likes someone singing in the shower.

[nastypop]

"DELTA 81!!" LFAOOO

[jodecci]

LOL

[TWBR88]

DELTA 81 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[CurtisSalopek]

When I'm having a bad morning or long night, I always listen to the "Tired Pilot" and it always makes me feel better to know I'm not alone.

[Captus15]

hahahah great video men ''Buop op op op'' hahaha wtf

[rodrigoborgesflores]

ROFL ROFL ROFL!

[Xormithan]

ahahahahaha it's curly

WoooooWooWoooWooWoowoowooo

[jodecci]

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sammyflyboy]

great video! 5/5. nice job editing!

[jodecci]

Thx alot bro =))))

[Inverness123456]

see the dal81 can i get link for the whole conversation buddy thanks

[TimTehPilot]

i wish more people talked like that tired pilot. when im flyng i barely can get all the info in one go -.-

[jodecci]

HAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobertoEscolero1995]

are you fucking dumb that is radio talk what is wrong with yuou how is this funny to you

[midair55]

We were bored in Miami many years ago. A controller gave a clearance speaking through a vacuum cleaner wand. The pilot said, "Sounds like you're talking through a tube"

[bexplosive]

This video sucks. Nothing really interesting, funny, amazing, or worth listening to.

[kakompo]

lol. There's a freaking chicken in the ATC tower.

[jodecci]

Yep you said it Brotha!!!!!

Maybe the Chicken from family guy. LOL

[kakompo]

Might be him... that's one aggressive motha of a chicken. LOL

[chris6558]

these are nothing im a controller and they should be able to find better stuff than this

[bagofgoldenhammers]

What do you think of it? I'm going to college for it. Tell me about the stress if you can.

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

im trining for RAPCON at Eglin AFB... man these ppl are the funniest ppl alive. (controllers i mean)

[mrrmancunian]

Lmao

[DerivataMet]

"yea" xD

[crazymonkeyVII]

ok what's wrong with the conversation of eagle4619?

and what is wrong with CYA?

and that sound was more like a dog......

not really funny except for the thing about the flight plan!

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

youre not supposed to say "CYA"

controllers and pilots are supposed to cut down verbage and use proper phraseology.

can't say "yea" either.

so CYA, isnt really proper phraseology. its pretty funny.

[SuperMcfly12]

actually i like to throw in a little of my personality sometimes when it's not busy. who said pilots can't have a little fun?

[jodecci]

EXACTLY!!!!

[crazymonkeyVII]

and I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!

[flockair221mm]

@SuperMcfly12 No one sir, we, flock-air, a VA, we always have a lot of fun and stupidness... that makes the job more interesting!

[crazymonkeyVII]

ok if that makes you laugh.... comedians have a pretty easy time on you then :D!

imo if people can't even say simple things like "CYA" or YEAH then where's the fun! i think pilots who don't speak proper english are far more dangerous then people who say cya..... it just sounds friendlier then goodbye....

btw if someone calls a cop a MONKEY (i believe that's illigal too) than, is that funny?

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

actually yeh, it would be funny. and also, i laff at almost anything, so yeh, comedians would have a cheap audience in me.

also phraseology, yeah youre not supposed to say those stuff but, u kno ppl do it. and most of the times, i dont think it hurts either.

actually, since im training, i ask my instructors, how come we cant just say what we need to say?

like a traffic call. instead of "traffic, 12 o'clock, 1-5 miles, southbound, altitude indicates 5000"

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

why not just say "(callsign) traffic, in front of u, @ 5000 ft."

or passing info "5 miles S of (airport), kingair, reported light rime icing @ 5000 ft, outside air temp. -10 degrees C"

i would say, if i could have it my way, i would say it the regular way, but the main thing is to cut down verbage.

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

i like chicken and fish sticks

[jodecci]

mmmmmmmmm me too =P

With Ketchup???

[SenorSpode]

I like buttered toast.

[jodecci]

hehe =)

[TheCapton96]

wow i do to anddddddddddddddd waffels

[jodecci]

With Sausage?? or Bacon? LOL

[TheCapton96]

baconnnnnnnnnnn ya

[jodecci]

BACON!!! always win.

[Frogboss6]

@TracyAndersonFoxhunt what are you? a gay fish?

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

@Frogboss6 no, that's you. i've got balls and you got bells

[aviationwingnut]

When I learned to fly there was a controller in the tower who sounded kind of like the 'tired pilot'. Everyone knew him as "Sleepy". This guy actually sounded about as alive as your Thanksgiving turkey.

[iwantpk2]

chickin?

[jodecci]

HAHAHA

[NorthWriter]

Great video! One thing, in the conversation between DAL81 and the tower, the ATC says "In the spirit of humorous cooperation". And then "As foolish an attempt as this is for me,"

Just the same, this is an awesome vid!

[kellyburridge]

shit

[iamthehair]

Haha the chicken does anyone know of an atc video of

'ninja"

[jodecci]

hmmm never heard of it.

[iamthehair]

Its a pilot joke we play on the tower

[jodecci]

haha nice

[viva0la0utube]

lol the chicken bawk bawk bawk!!

[jodecci]

lolz

[ThunderDonkey]

Lmao, asking a ATC for a flightplan.

and that chicken noise!? wtf?! xD

[jodecci]

yea i know right? whats with this world? hahahaha.

[gescoboza]

hahahahahahahah that chicken was funny

[jodecci]

hehe.

[Muhammadz86]

DAL81 how about a cup of coffee too mate. hehehehe

[jodecci]

That sounds awesome....

Im in... lolz

[EDukeeey]

Hahahahahaha

[jodecci]

hehe =)

[britanniaairlines12]

lol

[fallingta]

Short ... but NICE 0))

thanks

[jodecci]

Thanks.

[goodgamejackass]

that was a waste of time...

[jrr12389]

WHoOOOOP whuh whuh whuh whuh Whoop WHuh whuh whuh .... priceless sounds like the other controllers hav too much time on thur hands lol

[jodecci]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.

I hear ya bro.

[marbm8]

the 4619 pilot sounds like he could give a shit :) and the CYA pilot is classic

[jodecci]

yea lol.

[captainalexnorthey]

lolage

[cuboperu]

CYA

[jodecci]

haha i love that :)

[cuboperu]

xD how did you had that ATC Recordings?

[jodecci]

They were posted on liveatc =)

[cuboperu]

where can I donwload it? greetings from Peru !!

[FUTURAGAEL]

mjuy bueno la voz del ATC muy bueno

[gamepro217]

simply lolololol

[jodecci]

lol

[howaboutht]

listen to live Las Vegas ATC at justin . tv / blinkidy

Remove Spaces!

[pilotmanmax]

I was on VATSIM, and everone hand-off I got I would do the old JBU "CYA!" but no one caught on!!! SOMEDAY:P

[jodecci]

hahaha yea i do the same.

[A320FirstOfficer]

Just a few comments: he says 'spirit of humorous cooperation' and later on 'as foolis an attempt as this is for me'.

Other than that, a nice compilation. ;)

[jodecci]

hehe thx :D

[herbalist96]

really nice ;D sounds like a chicken yees ;D

[323Andre22]

lmao NICELY done

[jodecci]

hahaha thx bro

[Janemba21]

Haha pretty funny. Oh yea at the end it does sound like a chicken.