Full Metal Jacket - Voiced over by Brandon Hardesty

[31m0r0]

This isnt the first time Brandon does a better job than the original...

[BossHossGT500]

@31m0r0 i wouldn't go that far.

[newshoesnilopo]

wow...brandon is a master!

[xxxusernameherexxx]

no no no he sais the more you hate me the more you will learn

[guitar4johnc]

4;23 i almost pissed my pants laughing,your a peice of work my friend

[xxxusernameherexxx]

wut?

[CaptainKerf18]

im in the military. and there is a guy in my unit who looks just like pvt. joker. lol

[cspace1234nz]

And what the fuck is the point of this shit ??

[4543563]

agreed

[Goldiney]

To watch, moron. What the fuck is the point of you?

[cspace1234nz]

Well of course this is not about me and this is still the most unbelievable, unremarkable shit !

What is it ? Take something really cool and make it really crappy ??

And you think I'm the moron ?

[Goldiney]

lol...crappy? Buddy...because of Brandon Hardesty's amazing reenactments, he is now an actor in Hollywood. Acting in the new American Pie moview, working with William H. Macy, Adam Sandler...etc.

[cspace1234nz]

No he's not. He's got a couple of shitty little bit-parts that a blind dog with a note in it's mouth could get.

Anyone can be a "star" on youtube.

Who cares ??

[Goldiney]

Hey - stupidshit... did you read what I typed? Because of his amazing talent, and Youtubes popularity, Hollwood has recognized him and he is staring in Hollwood films. AKA - The New American Pie Movie. Movies with Adam Sandler, William H. Macey, to name a few. If a "dog with a note in its mouth" can do it, then why hasn't Hollywood picked you up? You stupid little pathetic fuck.

[cspace1234nz]

You must be sucking this guy's dick because, really, no one actually gives a shit.

You have already proved you are not a very intelligent person which is why you are this clowns number one fan I guess.

I'm bored with you too now.

[Goldiney]

Well...you are right about one thing - I am a big fan of his. To start from nothing on Youtube, and then to become famous in Hollywood based purely upon his talens and unending fan base. Call me crazy, but I'm a fan of him. I guess everyone, including talent scouts, is wrong except for you. He is after all, as you say, crappy.

lol...You are truly pathetic, friend.

[invasionsend]

Actually he has a SAG card now, is making more on his next film than you will in your life...so try not to hate too much.

[cspace1234nz]

Haha, that is way way funnier than you would even imagine silly boy, hell, YOU should be in the movies !

Well for a start you wouldn't want to pretend to know how much anyone earns but most importantly of all this guy is still a clown and this video is insulting shit.

[invasionsend]

I know I know...you are retired at 23 because of some great investment strategies. Ya see it's like this. People like you try to shit on people like Brandon because you look at a guy that by all rights, in your opinion, should be a dork. But then the dork chases a dream, gets there, and it pisses people like you off because you know you never will. Done with you.

[cspace1234nz]

No, not pissed off, it's just crap, pure and simple.

I couldn't actually give a shit who this guy is, what dreams he has or has not fulfilled or whether you think he is the next Britney Spiers.

My point is that this video is utter shit and it's a complete insult to a great movie....and I am right whether groupies like you want to know about it or not. That's the beauty of a public forum now isn't it boy ??

Now fuck off back to Never Never Land and start living your own life.

[Goldiney]

You're entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

[cspace1234nz]

That's your opinion !

[invasionsend]

I guess your great wealth must have afforded you an education free of "old sayings."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Not the sincerest form of insult. Take you for example. I presume you are flattering the late Carol O'Connor. You sound a lot like Archie Bunker. Thinks he knows what he is talking about and then is always saying something ridiculous. "Spiers?" "Boy?" Hmmmm...now try this one..."Hey Edith...would ya get me a beer?!?!" LOL Don't worry I'm laughing at u not with u

[cspace1234nz]

Hey hang on, you said, and I quote, " Done with you."

What's with that ? Are you not capable of following through on what you say or what ? That's a bit gutless don't you think ? But then I guess you will have an answer for that too won't you ?

So talking about flattery, it would seem that you are intent on flattering yourself with your random and ludicrous dribble. Is this your thing ?

One thing for sure, you are broke, you keep on about money and wealth....just like a broke person.

[invasionsend]

I am done with you. I had 2 minutes to kill. LOL

Thanks for concerning yourself with my financial status, but I get by okay. : )

[cspace1234nz]

You get by OK ? Is that like being poor but happy ?

Actually I am retired at 23 because of some great investment strategies !

You know, twice now you have told me you are "done with me" so really, it's time for you to get serious now isn't it ?

And anyway, none of your distractions change the fact that this video is just awful.

[invasionsend]

ROFLMAO! You are no more than 15 now go to bed before you get in trouble.

[cspace1234nz]

Well that's true but I didn't want to gloat about the fact that due to some great investment strategies I was retired at age 9.

But I get it, you really are a funny guy aren't you ? A really really really funny guy !

But that doesn't mean you can be my friend.

[invasionsend]

You know how easy it is to tell you're a dweeb? You keep using my quote in your replies because you cannot come up with anything original.

You remind me of these cats that hang out in the neighborhood. When you twitch a piece of string they can't help themselves...they have to go after it. They can't just walk away. In their tiny little minds that string is important. They can't just walk away.

What's your excuse?

Here kitty kitty kitty....

[cspace1234nz]

OK, so what's your excuse ?

Does being a Brandon Hardesty groupie just automatically qualify you as one ?

[invasionsend]

Here kitty kitty kitty LOL

[cspace1234nz]

Is that the best you've got ?

Because I really do have to take that as a compliment.

[invasionsend]

Here kitty kitty kitty

[invasionsend]

Actually...WE, think you're a moron. Just sayin

[cspace1234nz]

Excellent !

But this is still appalling and attrocious shit you groupies !

[UnderBlackBalls]

agreed

[ThePunisher1978]

can`t mess with the real r lee ermey.....

[dovermoreno]

This is an excellent video.

KUDOS!

[redgator12]

You forgot one little bit when Hartman Chokes Pyle after he gets up you forgot the "You best square your ass away" but other than that that was damn funny! Do You suck dick private Pyle?!

[KillzonePk]

holy dogshit

[smoky90210]

I loled at 4:17 !

XD

[starburstsourpower]

"I dont like the name Lawrence. Only faggots and sailors are called the name Lawrence." LMAO. WTF.

[bballcenter7]

Great vid. You edited very nicely. This also has to be one of my favorite scenes of any movie, there are so many great lines:

"Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and you don't look like much of a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down a little."

"Bullshit, you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

"Wipe that grin off your face before I gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."

XD

[msmgonzo]

damn good piece of video./good job by you and brandon hardesty...he just did a damn good reenactment...great job

[lidgerwood]

What was the line that he missed?

[papastiffy]

man i have to say, this is an incredibly well edited piece of film. good job.

[grimacinglummox]

This one is my favorite for some reason. Probably because it's one of my fave movies of all time. You did a pretty good job there. Great work!

[jaiitup]

i can barely tell

[happyjack39]

ONE OF THE GREATEST wAR FILMS OF THE 20th CENTURY!!!!!!!!

[NeoOne110]

we got a fucking comedian here.

[OTKP]

Brandon is a damn genius

[franko6262]

fucking funny

[Explosivokewl]

Wow, I was just going to try to do this :)

Good thing I'm not the only one.

[LawlerKawpter]

good job bro

[JoeyDaytona]

great! layer on layer, of the real and the parody, remixed... a whole new genre?