DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"

[sebster123456789]

Lol I like the lady's laugh repeating that's A good one! Lol

[jhonny619916]

It's 2012 nd this still nvr gets old lol

[BroncosFan1488]

my motto stop having the boring tuna stop having a boring life

[nizc0rvan]

I might be the only one that ripped this to CD to listen to in the car

[didgetheman]

@nizc0rvan Actually no :P The bas is awsome in a carstereo :)

[wmartin1218]

He went to jail because he didn't Shamwow the hooker blood off the floor...

[southpark1581]

@wmartin1218 No, he slapped the hooker cause she didn't buy shamwow or slap chop.

[jaanblack6801]

lmao, never gets old

[sportsguru98]

Every infomercial should be a remix, period!

[poopsonitswayohgod]

dude why did you go to jail!!!!!!!@!!!

[bomsexplosive]

LOL Verses, bridges, chorus and all!

Very well made, and i love how you added Breakin clips.

[jasonHadley420]

i also have a SlapChop and it fucking sucks

[DJDeegeee]

I want this..

[WyrdDarcnyzz]

"The SKIN, comes right off." YEAH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAI- Oh wait...

[EtaaraSenpai]

@WyrdDarcnyzz XD BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! *ded*

[dee25157]

Can someone tell me what is the original video of the dancing parts?

[TheCrayolaSmarts]

@dee25157 its from the movie Breakin'. its at the very beginning of the movie

[gr33nperson]

shticky remix

[chriscarrollsmith]

Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.

[nigelthornberry10]

I have a SlapChop and it is a piece of shit.

[Matatic1998]

wats up with the black people?

[nigelthornberry10]

@Matatic1998 Right here son let's have a internet barbeque

[jasonHadley420]

In person the Slap Chop Sucks.....

[dPain261]

do the scticky already!

[ZettyZetZet]

I can't stop listening to this.

Makes me almost wish I didn't look it up.

So catchy.

[2black2goback]

your gonna love my nuts lol

[DebbyXx21]

hahah I need lyrics ! xD

[TheShmander]

your gunna love my nuts

[IcingYousing]

Except when I use it, i'm not just gonna chop away on the counter, i'm normal I use plates. :P

[DasBoerga]

The remix brought more sells than the real commercial

[lakeregionrunning]

i guess that prostitute took that "one slap at time" literally

[cmksify]

who the heck are those guys dancing in parts of the vid?

[Warzau1]

@cmksify excerpts from 1984 Breakin' Movie

[HarryPotterAddict11]

Watch this. You're gunna love my nuts... XD

[avatarmaster44]

he made a basket with the piece of shit slap chop

[nickle541]

am i the only one who went back to the original commercial to see is the lady at the end really laughed like that?

[SaulSquid]

Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Whack-a-chuka-Whack-a-chuka-Wh­ack-a-chuka-Whack-a-chuka-Whac­k-a-chuka-Whack-a-chuka-Whack-­a-chuka-

[SaulSquid]

I liked him more when he ran around really fast and could capture points twice as fast...

[SWI0001]

you're fucking kidding me...autotune..ugh

[iCat2012]

shticky remix??????? ill never EVER forget these amazing remixes XD

[SPCvergennes2190]

Awesome! :D

[MrEpixSauce]

Sssssssssssssssssslllllllllaaa­aaaaaapppppppppppp my gfs ass

[TheTvirus21]

OHHHYYYAAAA 2:58 EPIC GRANNY REMIX

[TheTvirus21]

I WANT THIS DOWNLOADABLE FOR IPOD ON ITUNES

[Urmean15]

It's worthless. Fuhgeddaboutit.

[botaeng2]

you know you hate making salad.

stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.

[HabboC0d3H4ck3r]

2:20 ONE SLAP AT A TIME!

[HabboC0d3H4ck3r]

1:41 What a ninja Throw!

[whooped9]

is he still in jail for punching a prostitute? 

[ITyraxI]

@whooped9 No, he made a new commercial.

[ElskeMccainFan]

I think they should have shown a pic of the tranny he beat up once he says "One Slap At A Time"

[wodford21]

LMFAO @ 1:02 did he just say " watch this, you're going to love my nuts" ? lmao

[Jad9Arabsrule]

omg the slapping repetition sounds so damn awesome and catchy and with the bass tune in the back adding to it... You're seriously creative with that it's so damn awesome. The lady made me lmao

[swirlyful]

I have to leave for exams in less than 10 minutes, and this gets stuck in my head... xDDD

[nsaucier1988]

He's not dead, how do these rumors start? lol

[PPulju]

You fucking hate mix

[Msharkftw]

He looks like the Scout from Team Fortress 2

[TheMulticamfan]

vince didnt die

[yummybeefyboy]

Slap chop remix owns

[megastupidkids]

vince died?

[juniorakabruno]

Byebye :(

[erago54321]

rest in peace brother... youll always be missed

[icemask96]

RIP vince, we'll miss ya buddy

[xstang55]

RIP vince...will miss your hooker beating.



[LJmett]

R.I.P. Niggers are cruel

[ninjaguerra]

RIP :(

[LawGivah12]

R.I.P... you'll be missed, street gangs are cruel...

[geegee765]

RIP =(

[KyoHasamki]

they did datt old lady worng lol

[Insanefishinguy]

Well, i guess you could say

*Sunglasses*

He was Slap-happy

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH

[goldensloth7]

I love this.

[blayblaw]

i want a H20 mop remix

[Meleeboy3]

I bought slap chop because of this

[LoganHendersonFan1]

Vnñ

[unbidjunk]

its hilarious especially right after seeing it on tv

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Did anyone else notice that all the things he's cutting have already been cut with an actual knife? SCAM!

[pokernative76]

1281 ppl didnt hit it like this! bahahah

[pulse1001]

1,281 people who dont fucking know need to fucking relax!!!!!!!!!!!...the skins at the bottom

[NightHawk9001]

The like bar is Chuck Norris's dick in a 1:1000 ratio. The dislike bar is Justin Bieber's dick in a 1000:1 ratio.

[erikperozo]

DJ Steve you have to make a remix of Vince's new infomercial the Schticky. "You're going to clean your home in a quicky when you use your Schticky"

[robtr3]

Nice touch with the "Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo" footage!

[Th4tGuYsChanNel]

The Skin Comes RIGHT OFF 0.o XDXDDDDD like if u agreeeee

[CursedCow678]

one of the best remix's ever made. and if i remeber corectly, the creator got paid for this so they could a show this as thier commercial for this product.

[64AllPro]

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS VIDEO PONY FAGS!

[heartman64]

0:54 that looks JUST like my breakfest. (sarcasim)

[IAmValkor]

This wasnt even recommended to me by any bronies. I just decided to watch it again, suddenly everypony else has watched it too :S

[AllisterSpade]

just amazing

[Draconilian]

lol, bronies on a random vince offer video

as a brony, I approve.

[Horaciow14]

I want a schticky remix!

[djrickydee]

@Horaciow14

For sure thats gonna be a funny one with all the sexual remarks lol

[Spaceshipscabs]

there you go breakfast to go

[ghdude10]

like if you just watched the SCHTICKY add, :D

[Greezy47]

"no description available"

...yeah, that sounds about right.

[2BCBattlefield]

Fuck everything up - machine

[SuperRoyalJelly]

SCHTICKY

[someguy1218]

@SuperRoyalJelly the fur comes right!



[idork78431]

1:02 love my nuts

[MyLittlePegasus32980]

His accent is too thick, what's his name?

He's gonna love his nuts

[MarkDunne1698]

Just FUS RO DAH it apart.....

[itsphilz]

breakfast to go? looks like puke

[BlueFlyFly96]

nice vid dude. really funny:)

[HalfDeadCrow13]

Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts xD haha

[funkybananas8195]

I'll take some food...AND CHOP IT!

[MrTonyBalowknee]

he loved slappin so much, he continued til he was in jail lol :D

[EricToTheScionti]

memories...

[doylop135]

@xRainProductionsx still watching this in 2011.

[IKillYou9156]

@xRainProductionsx Begging for thumbs up is so 2011

[dancepants214]

This used to be my ringtone

[willie9willis]

you're gonna love my nuts

[AZTECENFORCER]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha i love the people dancing but yet it has absoulutley nothing to do with the slap chop product... whoever thinks this video is stupid yal are some bitter ass people!!!!!! badass video hahahahahahahaha

[Lookatmahnick]

I have big black cloak

[Jaystonee1]

1,279 people didn't get a slap chop for christmas!

[xp720]

charlie sheen approves

[capcitytrapstar804]

Still love this.. two years later

[djshocker85]

@capcitytrapstar804 You and me both :-)

"Hit It Like This"

Ya Hit It Like This

[kingofsoulsfrombm]

Lawyers is with strange hair brought me here.

[bloopsauce]

slapchop= tryndamere 

[Winchester0493]

Your gonna love his nuts

[jvandiesel]

LMAO @ 1:05

[CoolstoryQ]

This was 2 years ago? Wow.

[mi24hind]

@CoolstoryQ Oh STFU

[mi24hind]

I used to slap chop, then I took an arrow in the knee

[CoolstoryQ]

@mi24hind Oh shut the fuck up.

[californiaagirll1]

is it weird that i enjoy watching food get chopped? ha-haa

[philgaluppi]

tim tebow brought me here.. he must be jesus

[silverleaf7878]

The Great and Powerful Clop Chop!!

[0xeyx0]

i came i saw i chop

[Davontae3000]

I wanna Slap Chop lol :)

[Thesurge747]

the description is perfect....

[mechi1993]

0:15 This part is just epic.

[killazdeath2]

watch this your gonna love with my nuts

[MarinPicks]

Ponies are gay

[sklar121]

I remember seeing this on t.v. for the first time I didn't laugh thou. Cause I to busy applauding the greatest commercial ever made. And naturally ponies brought me here.

[col10see]

omg the lady at the end make it all worth it... just bought 7

[macar3nal33]

Lmfao...

[septemberdog70]

3:00 i lol so hard i fell off my chair 3:04, i found out tht i was wearing a dark blue pj pants, not light blue!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[chachscooter]

The dead prostitute didn't love his nuts...

[TheSupahness]

I haven't had this much fun clopping since magic camp.

[Iusethis4comments]

@TheSupahness Eeeyup!

[astosky]

oh god, i remembering listening to this for hours on end while playing video games. oh god, that was forever ago, thanks ponies.

[redjurij]

Where is Trixie???

[luckylulu51]

ponies brought me here

[Chardtaur]

ah man, been ages since I've seen this.. naturally, ponies brought me back.

[Th3UnluckyGam3r]

2:02 cupcakes O.o ogodwhy

[ANZULonDA]

@Th3UnluckyGam3r HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CLEVER MOTHERFUCKA!!! HAAHAHAHAH

you just made my night! XD

[btonez13]

@Th3UnluckyGam3r FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ProperAnimate]

I like teh ponies

[2007excalibur2007]

Oh the poor clueless people who come here and see all these pony comments. :P

[Birthmas]

@2007excalibur2007 theyre just annoying

[TIgerCody1]

2:57 It's easy, you just got one hoof and clop clop clop clop clop clop clop

[aztecsword12]

Completely forgot about this video until ponies reminded me.

[WarningGIJoe96]

Now that's a beat I can clop to!

[YouDuck2345]

Video revival #1,789: Bronies.

[MOA2007BLG192Lb]

I can clop to this.

[EpicLPer]

The GREAT AND POWERFUL SLAP CHOP brought me here...

[Thisigia]

Ponies brought me here.

[DaPlaystationBroHood]

@Thisigia gay

[Thisigia]

@DaPlaystationBroHood Hey, you're right! You're puny three letters have convinced me that I'm in the wrong, and I now see the error of my ways! Who knew that simply what I watch in my free time could have such a huge impact on my sexual orientation!

...

Seriously though, you have no idea how much amusement your hate gives me. Keep on spewing mindless drivel, though; I'm sure you'll sound smart eventually ;).

Love you too~ ^.^

[DaPlaystationBroHood]

@Thisigia srry dude but im sick of seeing men brag about how they watch a show meant 4 little girls why dnt u grow some balls this pony bullshit has infested youtube and now its getting annoying if u want check my newest vid 2 c wat i think of it or atleast the group mentioned in the vid that watch it P.S. u should find something bettert 2 do in ur free time...lol

[Thisigia]

@DaPlaystationBroHood ...says the guy who types with all the mental maturity of a sixth-grader.

Okay, so let me get this straight: You believe that the two genders should be completely and utterly separated, with no mixing between them? Now, what does that remind me of?

Oh yeah, racial segregation.

Congratulations, you are now akin to racists.

But please, don't allow me to stop your continued spewing. Go ahead and reply so I can draw more humiliating conclusions ^.^

[DaPlaystationBroHood]

@Thisigia no i dnt think that but the difference is that it is a childrens show for LITTLE girls what is that akin 2 oh yeah pedophilia lol damn weirdo jerking off 2 cartoons or as ur community likes 2 say clopping haha PLEASE grow some balls or atleast dont brag about the show P.S. i thank u cuz u gav me the idea 2 make a video about the sad state of your community n it will b easy cuz none of u guys will respond and i will point u out 1 by 1...man this is fun

[Thisigia]

@DaPlaystationBroHood The person who developed the show in the first place even explicitly stated that she wasn't aiming solely for younger girls while she was making it. Thus, your point is moot.

I think we can agree that cartoons in general are meant for a younger audience, yes? You've seen cartoons before, of course, and enjoyed them. Even if you were younger when you did watch them, by your logic, that makes you a pedophile, too! Isn't overgeneralizing fun?

[DaPlaystationBroHood]

@Thisigia well at moat she prolly meant boys as well but not men anyway i dnt watch cartoons but even other cartoons lik spongebob arent as bright and kiddy but the saddest part and what bothers me is that we hav grown men and 2 a lesser extent grown women following this cartoon so closely its just sad,and as ebarrasing as it is 2 admit i kinda followed the show at 1 time...that was untl i realized that its screwed up 2 follow a damn childrens show lol also yes this is quite fun

[Thisigia]

@DaPlaystationBroHood Well, if you've at least given the show a try, then I must admit I don't dislike you as much anymore.

Think however you want, but we just don't care how people see us, as you've probably noticed. We're all still fully functioning human beings; we just have an uncommon hobby.

Whatever, I've got no beef with you anymore; have a nice life~

[DaPlaystationBroHood]

@Thisigia aiiiight!

[tonetone37x]

The Great and Powerful Clop Chop is much better.

[bellaenergy6]

Tht lady looks like the devil Lmaooo luv it

[bellaenergy6]

Rotffl

[Rockergrl05067]

ive watched this SOOOO many times :)

[AsmaaFaris]

I need slap chop in my life

[Twotailedfox01]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOOVE MY NUTS.

[Lilbsilk29]

It's easy. You just have one hand. And CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

[Marsuveeslback]

That's okay I guess, but did you here the guy with the golden voice?

[wolffangs987]

HOLD UP! wtf was that lol @ 1:52 cool,creepy,and breakin it down ^_^

[brokinstix]

this is still awesome

[AyoSHIY]

Watch this your gonna love my nuts

Do you still have the download to this? It's not in the description.