Joe is supposed to be a ghost! Ghosts are pretty paranormal, ghostly, and spirit-like. Plus, a place a ghost goes is haunted, right? And someone saw him!
I'm not being apathetic, you're just being pathetic. I'm allowed to comment on this video in any way that I wish and if you can't accept that I have the right to an opinion like everyone else, you can just fuck off.
Yes, it's not REALLY paranormal, but it's a joke. You're saying you can't put fiction on YouTube?
There's a difference between opinion and fact. If something can be measured, it CANNOT be an opinion. Relevance can be measured, therefore it can't be an opinion.
If I put the tags "Hot lesbian sex" on a child's educational video, you don't need to measure shit. There is just black and white. Either the tags are relevant or they aren't, these tags are not relevant as they do not come under any of those category.
No, because it makes out clearly that the video is a skit. I don't see the word "skit" around here, do you? The tags "Paranormal and Ghost Sighting etc." are all completely irrelevant as there is nothing of that nature in this video. Got a problem with that? Take it up with reality, asshole.
I never said anything about putting restrictions on art. I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WHAT'S WRONG! Can you fucking read? You've lost the plot, go fuck yourself.
*sigh* Okay, I'll paint the entire picture for you since you can't see it.
This is a work of art. In this case, part of that art is the title and the tags. If you wish to dictate the content of the title and tags, you are putting restrictions on art, regardless of the content of the video.
Wanna talk about restricting art? Try putting pornography on YouTube and see how restricted it gets. Your argument lies with YouTube and this idiot video maker. Not me.
FYI, I'm allowed to be angry. Got a problem with that? Take it up with God, asshole.
So you're saying it's against the rules to put art that isn't against the rules on YouTube?
And yes, you're allowed to be angry. But at the moment you're angry for no reason, and expressing it through uncalled hostility. You say you believe in God? The Bible says that revilers won't inherit the kingdom of God. You just happen to be reviling.
Honestly, what you're saying is all over the place. First, the tags are irrelevant when they clearly are. Then, you want to put restrictions on art. Now, you're talking about YT rules, which are incredibly unreasonable and stupid.
Youtube's flagging policy. They say they check to see if the video is flagged appropriately, but they don't. Seriously, there are heaps of videos.
I don't care about porn on YouTube. They even take down videos where they're called out on the lies and irrational rules they set.
Really, you had ought to take some happy pills or something, you act really angry and it does nothing but hurt your image. Ten out of fourteen of your comments were unreasonably crazy-sounding.
Have you heard of Slander and Defamation? Yes? It's against the law and Google is allowed to do whatever they want to protect themselves from law breakers like yourself. Yes, Google owns YouTube.
In case you didn't read, if you don't like YouTube, get the fuck out. Delete your account and don't come back. Either that or quit your bitching about how BAD YouTube is. You're acting like a god-damn fool.
You also don't know a fucking thing about computers. You're one of those idiots that thinks "Oh my God Windows Vista sucked so Windows 7 will too!! Oh My God!" *jacks off over Ubuntu* I mean really. Mangled Kernel? You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. You are not a worthy opponent or a challenger. You're doomed.
And fighting over the internet makes you look like a retard. Be the bigger man and walk away.
By the way, I watched one of your videos. You look like a 40-year-old-virgin in the making. Even my girlfriend thinks you're ugly as shit. Please kill yourself.
He does and I whole heartedly agree with you. Unfortunately, the 10 year olds here on YouTube like to rate down comments like ours against fucktard's videos because they find everything funny and think they're cool on the internet.
Fucking losers, quit pulling your tiny dicks and get a job.
LOL That should be the new advert for vanish !! 10 th time I have watched this now :P
AstonBilly 3 weeks ago
"... No."
The1Black5Wolf3 1 month ago
Oxy Clean is better! :P
TheGomezography 3 months ago
@venessabetty29 , u got brains !!!!!
btw there was no person on the couch it was a toy or somthing !!
ravneet1ful 3 months ago
MAGIC!
*snort**snort*
rofljelly135 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TedCrusty
Fake, you used your phone and when you finished your video you press the pause button then the person on the couch moves then you record it again
vanessabetty29 5 months ago
@vanessabetty29 REALY!?
toisver 5 months ago
@vanessabetty29 Or could have used some editing. Idiot.
xAnnihilatiion 5 months ago
OMG I CRAPPED MYSELF WATCHIN THAT!! ITS VERY SCARY!!! (=O
jessica8151 5 months ago
Ahahahahaahahahhaahhahaahahahahahaha classic!
MrAnonymous9898 5 months ago
GIMMEE THAT VANISH
pixistix3000 6 months ago
I want this vanish!
Maffia7 6 months ago
Joey,again?
milosh1601 6 months ago
TedCrusty needs a job
frisc45 6 months ago
OH MY GOSH
frisc45 6 months ago
I am not amused!!!!
boyduling 6 months ago
hahahaha, this is so random!!!
gampanat 7 months ago
....well?.....WELL?! BRING HIM BACK! lol. i use "Awesome" spray from the dollar store. =) makes me awesome
SayyoSaZ 7 months ago
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kelseykate588 8 months ago
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kelseykate588 8 months ago
No! aa-aa!! no!
I dont know why no, but no!
Guitar56561 8 months ago
I luv the "no"
DanteBoy721 8 months ago
no!
BlessedratdragonAlt 8 months ago
nooo
zteve2 9 months ago
as real as i am (im a ghost too)
realdogsoupandnuts 9 months ago
@realdogsoupandnuts If you were a ghost then your hand would go through the computer!
itsNikkiJohnson 9 months ago
@itsNikkiJohnson lol
realdogsoupandnuts 9 months ago
lolololololol
bugabooooo1 9 months ago
I've watched all these videos... just for the "no"
warriorsmithery 10 months ago 2
noohhhhhh xD
dezireGOTHIGH 11 months ago
hahahaha i love that at the ned of all ur vids u say nooooooh
MacChris4691 11 months ago
@xratecommentx1 shut up?
harrycrumblebumble 1 year ago
y post the supidest videos on youtube
CRAZYxVORTEX 1 year ago
@CRAZYxVORTEX Fuck horses
raz0r878 1 year ago
@CRAZYxVORTEX Y post the stupidest comments?
katkid1324 8 months ago
............nnno
marsstriker 1 year ago
my God....
dinothebest85 1 year ago
retard
3187candy 1 year ago
i seen all your videos
myrandomnoob 1 year ago 41
@myrandomnoob ......no...
R0CKETOR 7 months ago
It's funny when he says,
NNO
ModdingHelp101 1 year ago 2
For some reason I just DIED of laughter.
dirtbikerider819 1 year ago 2
oh no! if thats wat happens..i'll never everr use Vanish again.;DD
Siobhanlittlemiss 1 year ago 3
@Siobhanlittlemiss
No....
GreenDay3213 1 year ago
na just sick of attention seekers putting pointless and stupid vide''s on youtube
rspstotalchaos 1 year ago
Nooohh...
Dev1Young 1 year ago
...what?...
GrubRising13 1 year ago
all u are is an attention seeker go find something else to entertain urself
rspstotalchaos 1 year ago
No...
yummybrownies129 1 year ago
xDDDDD
LeyendNkTh 1 year ago
Hilarious. Chill out Carniv. ITS A JOKE!!!!
chrismarkbicknell 1 year ago
nooo
LOL i love that line
mattstorm360 1 year ago
Wow, no wonder people don't take ghost vids seriously. Are there any actual clips on here or are all the folks with ghost clips retards?
carnivorouszoo 2 years ago
that was proberbly where u pause it he moves then play it and speed it up
SavannahDarl 2 years ago
wow where did it go
aq1234rfds 2 years ago
lol ^_^
RosieHamster 2 years ago 21
hah [=
battlefieldx101 2 years ago 2
lol somehow u have the best ideas but they are so simple
06906924 2 years ago 2
nice. Where can I buy that "Vanish" sprey?
ncoHnT 2 years ago
This vid is great ;))
xsammileighx 2 years ago
Vanish makes everything... VANISH!
kirbycutterkid 2 years ago
Funny video, but stop abusing tags.....
Idiot.
K31th3n 2 years ago
They're all relevant tags, you know.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
Not really, I don't see anything Paranormal, a ghost, a spirit or any sighting of a haunting.
K31th3n 2 years ago
Joe is supposed to be a ghost! Ghosts are pretty paranormal, ghostly, and spirit-like. Plus, a place a ghost goes is haunted, right? And someone saw him!
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
It's like putting the tag of "Real" for a wrestling video. Get over it.
K31th3n 2 years ago
Hey, I'm not the one complaining, guy!
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
You're complaining about my comment. If you don't like what I say, don't reply.
K31th3n 2 years ago
I ain't complaining, man.
Also, what's up with that policy? If everyone ignores things they don't like, the world would be even shittier.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
No, it would be good. Want world peace? Then you'd agree with me.
Also, my name isn't Guy. It's Keith.
K31th3n 2 years ago
There's a difference between peace and apathy.
Hi Keith!
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I'm not being apathetic, you're just being pathetic. I'm allowed to comment on this video in any way that I wish and if you can't accept that I have the right to an opinion like everyone else, you can just fuck off.
Idiot.
K31th3n 2 years ago
I never said you were being apathetic.
Also, whether or not the tags are relevant can't be an opinion, because the relevance can be measured.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I'm allowed to point out that this video isn't paranormal. Since this video is not REALLY paranormal, it is considered abusing tags.
What the fuck are you talking about measuring?
K31th3n 2 years ago
Yes, it's not REALLY paranormal, but it's a joke. You're saying you can't put fiction on YouTube?
There's a difference between opinion and fact. If something can be measured, it CANNOT be an opinion. Relevance can be measured, therefore it can't be an opinion.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
If I put the tags "Hot lesbian sex" on a child's educational video, you don't need to measure shit. There is just black and white. Either the tags are relevant or they aren't, these tags are not relevant as they do not come under any of those category.
Thank you, now fuck off.
K31th3n 2 years ago
So putting 'spelling bee' under a video of a spelling bee comedy skit is tag abusing?
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
No, because it makes out clearly that the video is a skit. I don't see the word "skit" around here, do you? The tags "Paranormal and Ghost Sighting etc." are all completely irrelevant as there is nothing of that nature in this video. Got a problem with that? Take it up with reality, asshole.
K31th3n 2 years ago
You know how you're being angry and touchy? That really shows how rational you are, and it really shows that you can be taken seriously.
So you want to put restrictions on art, then?
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I never said anything about putting restrictions on art. I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WHAT'S WRONG! Can you fucking read? You've lost the plot, go fuck yourself.
K31th3n 2 years ago
(Have you taken anger management classes?)
*sigh* Okay, I'll paint the entire picture for you since you can't see it.
This is a work of art. In this case, part of that art is the title and the tags. If you wish to dictate the content of the title and tags, you are putting restrictions on art, regardless of the content of the video.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
Wanna talk about restricting art? Try putting pornography on YouTube and see how restricted it gets. Your argument lies with YouTube and this idiot video maker. Not me.
FYI, I'm allowed to be angry. Got a problem with that? Take it up with God, asshole.
K31th3n 2 years ago
So you're saying it's against the rules to put art that isn't against the rules on YouTube?
And yes, you're allowed to be angry. But at the moment you're angry for no reason, and expressing it through uncalled hostility. You say you believe in God? The Bible says that revilers won't inherit the kingdom of God. You just happen to be reviling.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
Honestly, what you're saying is all over the place. First, the tags are irrelevant when they clearly are. Then, you want to put restrictions on art. Now, you're talking about YT rules, which are incredibly unreasonable and stupid.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I never once said anything about restrictions on art. Don't like the rules about YouTube? Then GET THE FUCK OUT!
K31th3n 2 years ago
Yes, you did say you wanted to restrict art, when you said the tags on the video should be changed. You just didn't say it explicitly.
Keith, your ridiculous irrational rage issues are bulging out of your skull, you should get that checked out.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I repeat, if you don't like the YouTube rules, get the fuck out.
K31th3n 2 years ago
YouTube is user-driven. If you don't like the rules, get a bunch of people to complain.
Unfortunately, too many people put up with YouTube's censorship and lies, so...
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
Lies? please, do give an example. I would LOVE to see it.
Just to let you know, they have to censor YouTube, it's for the public. Want porn? go to another site, loser.
K31th3n 2 years ago
Youtube's flagging policy. They say they check to see if the video is flagged appropriately, but they don't. Seriously, there are heaps of videos.
I don't care about porn on YouTube. They even take down videos where they're called out on the lies and irrational rules they set.
Really, you had ought to take some happy pills or something, you act really angry and it does nothing but hurt your image. Ten out of fourteen of your comments were unreasonably crazy-sounding.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
They do when the video is reported.
Have you heard of Slander and Defamation? Yes? It's against the law and Google is allowed to do whatever they want to protect themselves from law breakers like yourself. Yes, Google owns YouTube.
In case you didn't read, if you don't like YouTube, get the fuck out. Delete your account and don't come back. Either that or quit your bitching about how BAD YouTube is. You're acting like a god-damn fool.
K31th3n 2 years ago
I'm not breaking the law. Get your laws straight.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I have an image on YouTube? Oh no! Call the coast guard!
I'm not angry, you're just stupd.
Unreasonably crazy sounding? Speak for yourself. You're talking shit about YouTube yet you come on here and comment on videos. Hypocrite much?
K31th3n 2 years ago
You do realize I'm an actual person, and it doesn't matter what medium with which we're speaking?
Yes, you are angry. Unless it's common practice for you to shout and insult like a crazy person?
How is that hypocritical?
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
Once again, if you don't like YouTube, FUCK OFF. Read it, FUCK OFF! Want it again? FUCK OFF. Can't understand? FUCK OFF.
Learn to read, dumb shit.
K31th3n 2 years ago
Again with the reviling. You'll never get to Heaven with that attitude!
And without actually addressing any of my points!
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
I'll never get into heaven. Just like your priests that molest young boys, will they too?
I don't care about your points. If you don't like YouTube, then get the fuck out! Christ's sake...
K31th3n 2 years ago
I'm not a Christian. I assumed you were when you mentioned God in the way you did.
"I don't care about your points."
And that's where you lose all credibility.
"If you don't like YouTube, then get the fuck out!"
I already addressed this issue. Now, who's the one who needs to learn to read?
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
So you'll bitch and whine and complain but you won't leave? You're a fucking tapeworm.
You lose all credibility in the fact that you started all conflict and I'm ending it, user blocked, fuck wit.
K31th3n 2 years ago
Ah, I see why you're an ass hole. You're an atheist. Prepare to be trolled, fuck tard.
K31th3n 2 years ago
You also don't know a fucking thing about computers. You're one of those idiots that thinks "Oh my God Windows Vista sucked so Windows 7 will too!! Oh My God!" *jacks off over Ubuntu* I mean really. Mangled Kernel? You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. You are not a worthy opponent or a challenger. You're doomed.
K31th3n 2 years ago
CENSORSHIP! Running away is the manly way to win an argument.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
And fighting over the internet makes you look like a retard. Be the bigger man and walk away.
By the way, I watched one of your videos. You look like a 40-year-old-virgin in the making. Even my girlfriend thinks you're ugly as shit. Please kill yourself.
K31th3n 2 years ago
Hells no am I walking away, I've got nothing better to do. Except my homework...
Encouraging people to kill themselves is so productive and not at all dickish :)
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
hi :D
YoshiGuy321 2 years ago 2
u suck man, seriously
takle84 2 years ago
He does and I whole heartedly agree with you. Unfortunately, the 10 year olds here on YouTube like to rate down comments like ours against fucktard's videos because they find everything funny and think they're cool on the internet.
Fucking losers, quit pulling your tiny dicks and get a job.
K31th3n 2 years ago
hahahhhhahahaahah
hhahahahahahh 2 years ago
so real xD
YuoNoob2 2 years ago
fake
fakecomment 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
OFCOURSE ITS FAKE YOU FUCKIN RETARD!
BboyScarz 2 years ago
well no kidding its fake
loganre4 2 years ago
Totally fake... xD
wickdaman 2 years ago
lol.. dumbass
nickman228 2 years ago
OMG REALLY!?
evilpiggehz 2 years ago
It's real.
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
good comershiel idc i can't spell lol nice vid tho (H)
999kj999 2 years ago
HAHA yeh it was a good commercial for Vanish :P. Maybe that's where ghosts come from OMFG!
wickdaman 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It REALLY works!
Brightfur10 2 years ago 2
that was magical
victorzse 2 years ago
omg wered joe go u fag !!!
55sammyboy 2 years ago
oooooh, now i get the joke. lol
antropos22 2 years ago
why this guy ever say in the end NOOOOH...-.-"
Marplegamer 2 years ago
haha ik rite
GingerWithAGuitar 2 years ago
Marplegamer - it's his catchphrase :P
wickdaman 2 years ago
Im going to buy that now!
pugs232 2 years ago
I would so buy it if the commercial was made like this
OmgzFlyingChocolate 2 years ago 2
whoo lol vanish
Kartingchimp 2 years ago
AWESOME LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
myusernameisthesame 2 years ago
I'm buying vanish next year.
Cheers Ted!
lambootra 2 years ago
nnnoo
crazyelfjj 2 years ago
NO XDDDD
TeTRoSeX 2 years ago
lol
pokeureye21 3 years ago
mate, is joe like, your dollboyfriend thing, cuz you really do act like it
you can reply with a simple yes or ttht weird No you do:P
TheOnePratAndCo 3 years ago
lol..."no"
JamieGurl12 3 years ago
perfect advertisement for vanish:P
TheVolvoFan 3 years ago 18
@TheVolvoFan yeah lol. did you get payed?
sukawia 1 year ago
'no ' lol
stefano0drieh 3 years ago
LMFAOOO!
xmanu4lifex 3 years ago
i like how every episode after joe dies or vanishes he says..........no?!?!?
McCrackenR96 3 years ago 3
lmao its the best line evr HAHAHAHAHHA
gillie666 3 years ago
LOL XD
thisryanthe 3 years ago
i just crapped my pants!
CleverSleazoid8 3 years ago
shit! that was scary D:
InLoveWithMIYAVI 3 years ago
lol!
RexL3gend 3 years ago
lolol!!
alienworkshop468 3 years ago
Lmao bwhahahaa
waterbaloongurl123 3 years ago
what the duece
autobotxsoldier 3 years ago
WOW SHIT DIS IS SCARY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
doladolabenn 3 years ago
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
Jojoki13 3 years ago
hahaha ROFL
krishnamohanbv 3 years ago
Using sex blow up as ghosts now? hmm nifty idea lol
vampchika 3 years ago
Oh no! Joe disappeared!
xDarkVegetax 3 years ago
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You edited it.... Ghost are hard to see and are dark black or white...
CinderpeltofStarclan 3 years ago
no shit sherlock
Thatswhatshesa1d 3 years ago 7
jesus christ you are retarded
paynterman 3 years ago
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are you retarded lmao
farmorochfarfar 3 years ago
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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
umnid670 3 years ago
wow! amazing revelation!
everyonegodie 3 years ago
No shit!!!!!!!!!! LIKE I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!!! JOE HAS BEEN ALIVE ALL ALONG AND HE HAS SURVIVED ALL 160 SCENARIOS!!!!!!
yuppiroad 3 years ago
AND HE HAS SURVIVED ALL 160 SCENARIOS!!!!!!
and we're all STILL wondering how he's done it :P
JudyGurl 3 years ago
Life insurance i suppose.
yuppiroad 3 years ago
nice product placement!
wtfwhydidijoin 4 years ago 5
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that is so fuckin shit!!!!
niroshan2345 4 years ago
hahahaha hilarious hahaha so funny i laugh my ass of hahahahaha love it hahah vanish hahaha
FreddyK91 4 years ago 4
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spray your d@@k if you want to feel like a woman
kagian14 4 years ago
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spray that stuff on yourself and piss off!!!!
leroysmedley 4 years ago
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kurtobryan 4 years ago
english
Sevthehunter 4 years ago
i need to get me some of that spray XD
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jimnasium20 4 years ago 2
Hahahahaha!!! Man, I always want more every time! :D
ChildOfThe80z 4 years ago