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  • GTA

  • im gonna try it

  • im gonna try it

  • thanks buddy i now got a new lamborghini

  • @kimmykyms and my new Porsche

  • things u may need: a car!!!

  • u need wire cutters and strippers? i guess this takes a long time and the strippers just are there for ur breaks.

  • howcast taught me how to pick locks and hotwire cars, if i get in trouble im blaming howcast. lol

  • tnx now I know how to stole a car

  • First how to pick locks..now how to hot wire a car. Howcast wants us to become criminals o.o

  • Thanks to your guide to this and how to pick a lock, I now have a Mustang! Thanks Howcast!

  • How to become a criminal in 2mins, easy as one two three!

  • I could have used this yesterday(Benz, you won...this time)

  • Where's the "How to rob a bank" video?

  • perfect for zombie apocalypse

  • @sarkola exactly why i watched this

  • I used this to start my car after I lost my keys at work. Now that I think about it I can use this for a moment of dire crisis.

  • wait, i don't get it, how do you get into the car if you don't have the keys....

  • Next on HowCast... How to rob a bank!

  • and after 2008 it went 4 years in a row thanks to how cast.

  • That's really fucking dumb to post on the Internet you stole a car. The Feds can easily trace that back.

  • @KronikKushBud420 Yeah, because we all know everyone here is super serious. o.o

  • yup, guess who has a lambo now.

  • hmm .. i lost my car keys but good thing i have my hammer, flat head screwdriver, phillips head screwdriver, insulated gloves and wire cutters.. -__- 

  • Simple what u need:

    - A black friend

  • @diegohilton1 haha

  • thank you howcast for my brand new Mustang GT500.

  • Any key works with my cefiro, god damn!

  • thank you howcast for my brand new Mercedes

  • @454ffv LOLOLOL

  • @454ffv yeah......wait you do have proof of ownership right?.......maybe not

  • ^^. Muhahaha 웃 --- ㄲ웃

  • thanks howcast! i stole a lambourgini

  • You saying pronto at the end of the video made my day

  • proof of ownership (optional) ;)

    

  • Thanks To Howcast, MORE People are stilling cars now.

  • Damn GTA making me think this was easy...

  • Did you know vehicle thefts in the US have reduced for the fifth year in the row? Howcast is here to fix that!!

  • Gta Chinatown wars style!

  • does the car stilll starts if you dont connect the red wires...

  • They should change the name of the video to "How to get arrested"

  • time to hot wire my moms car lol jk

  • Everything is good except the strippers won't leave the club :-(

  • i like how they where saying only do this on your car and then at the end they had a statistics for vehicular thefts

  • Yeah, i'm totally going to use this on "my" car

  • ummm....really...? They make grand theft auto sound like a "how to fix your wi-fi router" manual...

  • Man because of this video my car got stolen. Thank you for this video. :...(

  • lol you need strippers

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  • now i know who to throw the blame on when i got to court for steeling a ford \o/

  • awsome now im a gangster!!!

  • did you know thanks to this video car thefts have increased since 2008

  • @HKFLX4656

    did you know this video wasnt uploaded till 2010

  • you will need wire cutters and strippers

    @ 0:20

  • I have strippers but not any "wire cutters".

  • hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah­ahahahah

  • Wire cutters and STRIPPERS. o: it sounds funny, and that's all I heard at first because I was reading the comments.

  • He should have installed a push button switch for the starter, and another switch for the power. Besides who needs keys. lol

  • put on the gloves so you dont leav finger prints

  • All I heard was strippers, and they didn't help start the car.

  • We all know that this video is posted only to show how to hotwire a car and steal it . It's just shown in a "nice" way , god I love the internet law :D

  • I think I'm going to go and try it, then blame it on you. HAHAHAH

  • Love my new jag

  • it's funny how all the suggested video's seem to be good suggestions for possible criminals lol

  • 1,832 are now in prison

  • whhoho... how to pry ope the stipper...

    shhhhii... to stoned to understand this ;)

  • Screw that, I'll just break in and steal the keys. *clicks on how to pick a lock*

  • And now I know because knowledge is power!

  • ok one question:-

    How Does Howcast Has Everything Except The Main Thing Like Keys?

  • So ghetto. Call AAA

  • im not a robber i just lose keys alot

  • nice ...now i know how to :

    pick locks

    hot wire cars

    all from only howcast i wonder wat will the next episode be maybe ...hmm.. HOW TO START A MAFIA

  • after watching this video my car got stolen

  • And where can I but these Stripers?

  • Uhm how is proof of ownership going to b available to those stealing a car?

  • now i can rob a car muahahaha

  • And Why would I wanna hot wire my own car?

  • Most stolen cars have the keys in em

  • Next week they will tell you how to clean a crime scene.

  • Thank's, got a new Ferarri!

  • You Will Need:

    Your Mom

    A Condom

  • 0:20 Why do you need strippers? Is a lap dance going to help you start your car?

    (tee hee)

  • How is someone that forgets their keys going to have two screwdrivers, a hammer, insulated gloves and a wire stripper easily available to them?

  • This video is most popular with:

    Male 45-54 Mmmm

    Male 18-24 Errr....

    Male 35-44 Mmmm

  • Okay, Howcast I now know how to pick a lock to a car, hotwire it, and then live in it... Ill brb >:D

  • trivia is all because of niko bellic

  • cant you just call tripple A

  • Did you know? Vehicle thefts have declined. Howcast is displeased by this.= this video.

  • if u dont have keys how the hell can you get into the car?

  • ... I have a push to start

  • Dear Howcast ,

    Thank you for teaching me how to hot wire a car i used ''How To Pick a Lock'' vid t pic the lock im texting and driving i also have he the president in the back

  • If you dont have the car key how do you open the car?

  • @haakis9 break the window

  • Yeah... its a bit hard to get strippers...

  • @9h

  • did you know, the us has lowered its car theft rates 5 years in a row?

    Well... we have just given you the knowledge to make those statistics rise again.

    Make us proud.

  • hey theifs guess what i know >:)

  • niko bellic holds the world record

  • I put electric wires in my anus and shock it...now my anus tingles randomly

  • if i was stuckin a car with no help why would i have all these things

  • Step 1: Be the Terminator

    Step 2: Break the driver's window

  • You will need everything except for the first thing we name (proof of ownership). Thanks for teaching a whole generation how to steal cars. :D

  • But how do you get in the car withou breaking the window or the door, cause then a cab is cheaper

  • @maxoomen They made a *lockpicking* ep.

  • dear howcast

    thanks for teaching me how to steal a car

    sincerely

    -yasmin

  • howcast is like criminal college

  • hahahhaha love how they add the random fact at the end to make it sound as if this wasn't used by thieves :p

  • Gta makes it look so easy..

  • I learned this all in gta!

  • you will need: a car

    step 1: kick the car until it starts

    did you know: cars have wheels

  • why the hell would you hotwire your own car..

  • @akshajmody you locked your keys inside?

  • newer cars are harder to hotwire? all u do is pushing a fucking button

  • now im just check 'how to print my own money' and im good to go.

  • they both look red to me aww fuck i am color blind :L

  • now for "how to get away with car theft"

  • Gloves? Psh in Saints Row you dont need gloves I'm fine >.>

  • i did it and i got locked up

  • THEY TEACH US HOW TO STEAL A CAR !!! I'M GONNA CALL MY MOTHER !!

  • lol and strippers

  • Howcast got mad props for this.

  • How to open my car.....

  • 76 people are now doing 2-7 years for Grand theft auto

  • why would you need to hot wire your car if unlocke the car with the keys in the first place

  • ...Proof of ownership of the vehicle..... HAHAHAHAHA

  • no i do not want to try this it will shock u most likey

  • You will need:

    A jack hammer,

    gun,

    laser,

    power.

    Optional but needed:

    Chuck Norris

  • Perfect, now how about "how to pull the perfect bank robbery?"

  • @Seetherfanv1 step 1 try to get a job at the bank step 2hide until closing time step 3 get all the money and run like hell

  • Thanks, got a new Mercedes!

  • okay what if you don't have these things and your in a zombie outbreak then what do you do? rip the plastic panels off?

  • the best how to channel is definitely ihelpUalot

  • Okay I can do this. Wait, my tools are in my car. -_-

  • Wire cutters and strippers? Okay, Hey lady get the fuck over here

  • Yeah sure, My car.....

  • i can get a stripper thats easy just let me get in my car...... oh shit!

  • I'm gonna rob my father car.

  • Howcast taught me how to pull off the perfect robbery... and then how to survive prison when it failed.

  • sure . my car....

  • I need a stripper for this? Oh god...

  • i just robbed a bank and haved hot wired someones car! thanks howcast.

  • Next on Howcast: How to rob a bank!

  • OR JUST FIND THE EXTRA SET OF FUCKING KEYS BEFORE YOU FUCK UP YOUR FUCKING CAR!

  • @LlanilarLAD Do you realise how few people came here to actually hotwire their OWN car?

  • dangit the heads lights tht they use for the diffucult cars is the same car i have dangit

  • in the future im goin to think: wow, thanl you howcast for putting me in prison

  • @unvme0813 He'a trolling you, genius. You have your location listed on your profile and everyone knows Nissan makes Sedans.

  • If police caught u and asking u much question,just simplu say i learn all from Howcast on youtube.

  • tow truck + oil = car not touched :D

  • Finally i can steal all those brand new cars that are two blocks down from me

  • wow...... it amazes me that people just hand their stuff like this.....

  • Thanks howcast i just stole a car!

  • Howcast, my car was stolen today, and I blame you!

  • @unvme0813 It was me.

  • @unvme0813 .....I stole a car, was it in waterbury, US?

  • @XxDeapAbyss ... :O Are you fucking kidding me? Waterbury Connecticut?

  • @unvme0813 Yep, that's the place! But I mean, how many cars are stolen in that town? Uh, what did it look like?

  • @XxDeapAbyss Its a yellow sedan. Dude...if you have my car can i have it back?

  • @unvme0813 Well, this car I stole was yellow. I think it was a sedan. Was it a Nissan sedan?

  • @XxDeapAbyss Yes a yellow nissan sedan with gray interior. did you take my car?

  • @unvme0813 Well, haha, funny you should ask. I happen to have taken that car that you just described to me haha. Funny story huh?

  • @XxDeapAbyss Give it back asshole.

  • @unvme0813 I'll make you a deal, buy it from me for 40,000 plus interest for your car. Or i'll just sell it. Give me your phone number so I can call you for our negotiations.

  • @XxDeapAbyss You fucking asshole bring my car back you fucking fuck!

  • @unvme0813 Okay, calm down. I don't know your address. Here, just give me your name and phone number, and I'll talk with you over the phone. After you give me those details, I'll tell you when I'll be able to call you.

  • Fuck yea! now i can pick a door lock

    hotwire a car

    pick padlocks

    i'm a real criminal 0.0

  • car thefts went down again and howcast just couldn't take that

  • why do we need strippers? O>O

  • You will need:

    Proof of ownership  Hammer Flat-Head Screwdriver Phillips-Head Screwdriver

    Manual Insulated gloves Wire cutters and strippers

    heheh STRIPPERS

  • who the hell howires their own car?!?!?

  • ppffffffff.....

    i dont need to hotwire it, ill just go in and steel the key

    *clicks "how to pick a lock"*

  • @redryderbbguy hahahaha

  • In 2008 vehicle theft decline in the U.S. for the fifth straight year. Since March 11, 2010 it climbed back up.

  • Okay okay

    I got it XD

  • i am totaly not ganna rake in to cars know!

  • Cmon you could learn this by playing GTA in half the time :)

  • What's with u guys and the word "strippers" grow up!

    DIRTY MINDS

  • Niko does this in 5 seconds.

  • "Heres how to get Your car moving again" HAHAHA .... MY car... that's a good one

  • i bet nobody is here to actually hotwire THEIR car lol

  • "proof of ownership" nope