Ask A Comic - What's The Difference Between Sex And Making Love? - Comedy.com

[wirelessfuck]

i think my dog could give a better answer and it would be funny to.

[wriswith01]

vulgar and easy

[LmagnifiCent]

i think its funny..

[MizTickle]

sure , not so funny... well i dunno bout the rest of you... but I'm a woman.. and at the end.. heh I TOTALLY laughed outloud!! :)

her 'joke'; a good man goes down on you and a great man licks your ass...

TRUTH is funnier than fiction.... ;)

[JoseNogueir]

Funny ? NOOO ! :|

[lullabies2die4]

uhm. waiter? i asked for comedy... what is this?

[saloneffects]

I thought it was going to be funny

[GIChiyo]

yah. I'm going to vote "Not that funny" :\

[SeanWatches]

i agree, this comedy is shitttt

[normandie350]

What's the difference between this video and a funeral? Nothing, they're both NOT FUNNY AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Why the fuck would you call yourself a fucking comedian if you suck so bad???????????????????

[maplecoke12]

lol

[123waybad]

id eat her asshole

[randomguy1774]

comedians nowadays are fucking TERRIBLE!!!

[Dart11112]

check out colleage humour

[alansabara]

deixe seu comentario. é so clicar marcelo vilas musica vai e vem/ camaleão.

[xdarkabyssx]

haha exactly

[MrBeardstyle]

that bitch is unfunny

[Mounirthegreat]

There is no such word!!! is it?

[Zeikid]

I laughed so hard I forgot to smile.

[Rafalmeidaa]

what a grandma

[cydoniaknights1]

Who told this guys they were comedians?? I mean, I know it's not easy to make people laugh but... c'mon... try a little...

[ichheissenichtbert]

s' schlechtischte wos je hets gits!

[DoubleChinNotaSin]

whats the difference? about 8 inches

[Mounirthegreat]

mine is 16.5 inches!!

[miraquebienelpibe]

small.. =P

[pevesteeters]

Im not going to lie, this is right up there amongst the worst couple of comedy attempts I've ever seen in my life.

[PEIboyz22]

im only a good man ; )

[Tbed]

im a great i guess,,, kik XD

[RyanWatchesNaruto]

wdf? this isnt comedy

[10000qutars]

omg whata grandmother! lol...

[apy24]

stupid grandma

[Xinoutorah]

lots of cursing and not funny...mmm

[AcePilot101]

The difference between sex and love?

Tiger Woods enjoys sex.

[elibababiz]

I am giving away FREE lockerz invitation !!! if you want on message me with ur email address FAST i have only a few left :)

[obglobgablob]

Why would anyone listen to answers about sex from a poorly dressed guy with glasses wearing a Revenge Of The Sith shirt?

[hakalamads]

boring shit

[CimbomGs4life]

This Gay Guy

[mehi34]

watch?v=YSRvCWlGHVA

[franko0832]

what¿?

[minipaganini]

first I was :| then I was :[

[NeophyteHooliganer]

yep :[

[sleekkid]

damw girl, did you sleep...this year?

[charlesming]

lmao very true

[ByteGTAS]

This defo sets the bar for bad comedy

[TimberX]

worst. comedy. ever.

[EmoRobotique]

this didnt even make me smile...awful

[psycho642]

I could have said something funnier than these braindead monkeys

[lonelymountain]

This is terrible.

[kamalot2010]

eat your ass? no thanks

[tylerxXxMcDermott]

LOL eat your ass? i wud never put my mouth on a greasy fish cunt let alone a dirty asshole.

[xdarkabyssx]

a real man eats pussy, cuz even fags like their dick sucked...

[tylerxXxMcDermott]

@xdarkabyssx: guess i aint a real man then because im not licking no greasy fish cunts.

[Atemporal]

So where's the comedy?

[ciaranc1994]

making love is when a woman does it

[Nickygoesbald]

Difference is about 20 years.

[Ramboclot]

Sex = just fun, making love = love + fun

[Nico29899]

......pleasant?

[pitsirikas16]

xaxaxaxaa

[inucharm]

this sucks, 1 star

[htyplatinum]

love sucks, true love swallows. ;D

[esteban21022]

I show my music producer or record company looking to support me

[eLrAge]

yes sir, I was specting a real comic!

[anduin1]

did I miss the comedians?

[Luburium]

this is shit

[Reprusu]

Next time, ask some real comics.

[SawyerFord09]

The difference between sex and making love..is that..when you do have sex...is because you feeling horn7...but when you making love is because you love to have sex with this specific person...The problem is that always people...misunderstand the situation...misunderstand their feelings..and turned out to be hooked up in a house...under the light of candles...how romantic is that...?? Of course without a date...thats the romance..:P

[Asadawa]

I'm a great man.

[marrllly]

You're a sick fuck

[shlexia]

yes you are, lol

[christianif]

that really sucked... unsubbed

[KhaosKing77]

wow you sound like a dick...

[rasungod0]

do these comedians get paid? definitely not funny.

[23luna]

totally agree, this was not funny at all. Lame!!!!!!

[shahherwan93]

haha

[LokoHark]

es un

[WillStanton]

unfunny people are unfunny

[TOstevo]

Did you find these people at an open mic night?

[MrKhorzoo]

i think her grand mama was the oldi bitch.....lolllllllll

[royrand]

kind of ok

[waveneywally]

I think they have posted this video in the wrong section, I'm almost positive the Comedy section is for comedy videos.

[addisonwilson]

"no premarital sex" fk off you religious nut

[OmnibusWhiteLion]

well there's 3 types of intercourse, and they've been given more formal names, but they are: quickie, making love, and sex. quikie is just each person trying to make themselves feel good. making love is the slow, kissing, rubbing and feeling sex, the aim is just to touch not to climax. having sex is where the foreplay, fantasies, and different position come in, and it's all about both making each Other feel good. all 3 are important and needed for a health MARRIAGE. remember no premarital sex.

[brianwildemusic]

What's the difference between a good comic and a bad comic?

[lycansre]

they're both the same except good comic doesn't have geeks in it!

[Remuko]

the punchline for the bad comic is longer.

[Pillage4Pleasure]

watching a fat american roll around in mud was funnier than this video.

[mysteryblack2]

that is because you are one of those low comedy people who don't want to think to understand the joke. Ex: America's funniest home videos, recorded youtube pranks, etc. i am more of a high comedy person who can get the less obvious jokes. Like Shakespeare comedy, works on wordplay and irony etc. no denouncing or anything, just saying you have different preferences and that is ok.

[Pillage4Pleasure]

What's the difference between high comedy and low comedy? Each go for the same thing: a laugh. You bring the highest of literary authors and you compare them to this scum youtube video? Why are you even on youtube, if your predilection of comedy is of the 16th century? I quite well understood the joke: their trivial opinion, their poor diction, their glum tone. Just the fact that you are trying to lift your opinion and blend it in with many others like you doesn't give you credibility; jackass.

[beshjm]

cant agree more

[MokonaModokii]

i lov the way u write a comment like if it was a fucking book what are you 40? its a fucking comment on the internet asshole

[LordNovice]

And because you are on the internet you can be dumb and make poor critics? That's just great.

[MokonaModokii]

do u even know how to read thats not what a said

[Pillage4Pleasure]

Write like a book? Go read one fucking moron. Punctuation is used to emphasize meaning but it doesn't mean shit to ditz holes like you. Sorry for not understanding the internet, i didn't get the memo. I'm 21 and happily fucking and taken.

[MokonaModokii]

the kind of punctuation u used isnt used for emphasze in any fucking language moron

[mysteryblack2]

I was on youtube to take notes on what people would say with anonymous names and faces to popular subjects. your very comment has been well--- enlighting. and i go to youtube to see the comments and view movie reviews with or try my luck with uploaded movies since i don't pay for cable or many DVD's. this was in a related videos link and i decided to watch it.

Besides: high comedy targets for more of a chuckle than a laugh and low comedy targets more for guffaws.

[rifway22]

sex is gender, making love is making babies cuz they will love the baby

[the26thhour]

I haven't even watched gebalove's video response yet, but I can assure u it will be funnier than any of this, & he's just a dude alone in his room

[Daviticus1000]

Maybe it could have been funny if it had more Glieb in it!

[TheMANinTHEgasMASK]

you suck !

[JamieLovesGirls19]

girls add mee!!!

[Chorser]

Bad comedians say what?

[WatchingViking]

whats the difference between bush and obama? nothing...

[gielfransen]

Except their IQ

[lvu88]

comments are funnier than this

[davidantonioclaudino]

that is not funny. not a little funny.

[RealUserh]

Comick ask :o ¿¿

[sync380]

That was terrible.

[Nightspeeds]

not funny!

[themyspacethug]

BOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!

[1800Pnut]

thats was shockingly horrible

[SOYUNDELFIN]

hahaha its funny the fact that is a channel called comedy and the comedy doesnt exist in this space. FAIL.

[MrTatabebe]

The life is a comedy, and we are the actor

[SOYUNDELFIN]

but this inst funny D: honestly, do you laught with this?

[StayHigh86]

Yeh man this needs to go on the FAIL BLOG :\ Poor effort... You need actual comedians, not some randomers you got off the street!

[Swallowedbythesea]

wow - how disappointing.

[WillStanton]

NOT FUNNY... and i'm sorry but how does Star Wars nerd have the experience to even understand the question

[Choo69]

you cant expect much from a comedy website that is named comedy. it is a signal for failure.

[elhayya]

stupid and unfunny

[Fantezism]

Not funny at all...

[cecil88]

...........not funny

[Kurenai013XJPN]

0:40 n go on, good point

[MrRedPajamas]

I told my girlfriend that I couldn't wait to f*ck her and she got pissed off at me.

It's not like she was my wife or anything.

I don't see why my girlfriend got so upset...??

[ToshAroundMac]

This video is not funny at all.

~Captain Obvious

[youngplainjuan]

heres a question for you: Why do you guys suck so bad?

[youngplainjuan]

not funny.

[DRealfriknKeenan]

*yawn*

[nintendude1994]

i wanna see the directors doing stuff they're funny, these jokes we're funny at times but otherwise it was ehh....yay for constructive criticism?

[Chilenita74]

wassup with the women's grey hair...dayum!!!

[jotwin1]

guy in the glasses was funny =D the other people were..=/

[lavagninomarco]

Is this suposed to make me laugh?

[WhuEvenCares]

This is about as funny as a wikipedia article on the Holocaust

[unitedwestunt]

1 theyre not funny

2 all these fucks including the woman look like they fuck blow up dolls

[christine13black]

not to mention they really see no difference between the two.

[okto5]

the difference is are u good in bed or are u shite in bed thats it. you can thank me l8ter

[SouthernBasterd]

Hey, I'm not gonna front..I'd lick her ass

[qpwnsall]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[HiMyNameisParker]

dude with the tie was funny, the rest not so much

[1cankiz]

noooot funnyyy at alll

[PogTheBlogger]

how you spell rigth you dick

[SwantonResston]

Not so funny but very cool...

[Stasi4kaa]

this is ridicilos!

[gasfgiop]

so i'm a great man, then?

[iamvanillabear]

LOL

[carlos79372]

And that's supposed to be funny?

[kidfuryca]

are they trying to make ppl unsubscribe?  we have watch 100 videos here to see one gem!

[ebayporn123]

why do comedians always say "this is a true story" when its just a lie?

[CarlLivingston]

so they can make money idiot... I lie all the time .works wonders

[URIZHEY]

What's The Difference Between Sex And Making Love? Ask to Marla Singer.

[oxin47]

I wouldn't call a one nights stand making love.

[jordake2007]

great grandma

[bigredseany]

Good stuff!

[kiforcekhan]

man, I was ecpecting somethimg funnier, you should ask jerry seinfield

[MrWhatsinside]

the problem with asking a comedian a question is that they will always TRY and make the answer funny. comedian = pathalogical lier

[fooljeff]

I'm only a good man.

[CarlLivingston]

HA!

[trite3825]

1:08 made the vid :)

[wearemodular]

this would be better if it was funny

[ELKAYSERules]

sukcs

[XcOm012345]

For that last comedian I would just like to say "thanks grandma!"

[gimmeurchipz]

I ran out of gummy bears..now I'm sad :(

[PostalTubeAlex]

I feel your pain.

[jlmood2007]

go make love t your selves

NOT FUNNY AT ALL

[bonzihunter]

Haha well according to that chick's grandma I'm a great man!! ;)

[000skin999]

hahaha u eat up ass? then just fart at ur face haha

[ismfofbiggestfan]

dude.. no..

[vasil222]

wasnt funny

just the women at the end was

[GamerUntouch]

comedy is supposed to be funny please change your account name

[khan200h]

there are not funny !

all of them are stupid !

[ciararavenblaze]

and yet... you took the time to leave a comment.

I pity you.

[souvastar]

so did you

[souvastar]

so did you

[TheSobotron]

NOT FUNNY AT ALL.. these people won't make SNL... christ not funny at all!!!

[ChaoticKariFever]

i thought it was funny, at least made me chuckle a bit

[VNSeraphin]

WOW ... Not funny at all... Not only because it's a basic copy paste of Ask Black Dude with Paul Mooney on Dave Chappelle's Show (or Ask a Gay Dude with Mario Cantone) but COME ON no good punch line at all?

[petonii]

Comedy, isn't that the thing that makes people laugh? well if that's so then you for a massive FAIL! FAIL! did i mention FAIL?

[diogoriba]

hmm... this should be called "comedians on valium"

[conceil8]

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YOU WHO LOVE THE LORD, HATE EVIL! HE PRESERVES THE SOULS OF HIS SAINTS. (Psalm 97:10)

Root out your tongue for causing you to lie, pluck out your eyes for causing you to watch violence and pornography, cut away your sexual organs that lead you to adultery, sodomy, fornication, masturbation etc. Drink muriatic acid for smoking, abusing alcohol and drugs. Blow your self for killing. Hang your self for bowing to idols such as flag and crucifix.

Do not buy do not sell; disobey the animals

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[basslinet]

what makes you say that any of these things are evil, maybe it is the stigma associated with them that you perceive to be evil. then I can say that your attempt at enforcing your own poor standards on other people is evil. The bible does not ask you to cut away your sexual organs or drink acid. Last time i checked, life was the most central issue to Christianity and judaism and since your remedies would kill you, i guess your complete lack of understanding really shines throughout your comment.