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  • can you program this robot plz answer i need this information :)

  • Cool stuff. It seems very well made.

  • I want to make NOISY BOY from the Movie real Steel Or MIDAS

  • @multifrogstar What about Atom ;) :P But good picks brooo

  • Little kid: i once built a robot what the army took away but didn't give back..but yours is good too! :D

  • Lol at the dancing in the beginning! Hilarious!

  • Could they fight

    ???

  • Got a bigger one? One that can house a human?

  • asimo been out for a log time they should at least put the price down

  • now builid one that can make GAMES!!!!!!!! :D

  • imagine it's a litlle transformer :))))))

  • cool, i may buy one!

  • wow that was so good

  • awesome robots 5* :D

  • AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!­!

  • was that 'nobody' by wonder girls at the last part? XD

  • at 0:11 i was thinking OH YEAH RAVE

    at 0:22 WTF??

    at 0:35 OH NOOOOO!!

  • how do you program it

    not for vicky9909 perpose of course

  • cristmisu dancu =P

  • My sd card makes samsung phones Chinese

  • gekky

  • that was not a dog...it was an abomination o-o

  • This is the coolist thing i've ever seen. ($860) THIS IS THE WORST PEICE OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!

  • He thinks the dog makes a cute sound?

  • meh.

  • 860$ fuck that shit

  • the first Robot can really get down. It should do Dancing with the Stars.

  • hasnt anyone seen The Terminator? Destroy that shit 

  • Interesting. Now make me a sandwich.

  • Chris probably bought it and will review also.

  • cool but dam 840 quite some cash man 500 and i buy that bad boy :)

  • Yeah, time to build a 1:1 scale monkey lord.

  • Especially the spider it looks like it will jump off and strangle someone!

  • this should be on failblog.

  • JESUS CHRIST IT'LL KILL US ALL!!! PANIC!!!

  • $840?? i buy 100$ real dog better than this@~@lol...hahahahahaha!!!!!

  • the spider reminded me of a tachikoma from ghost in the shell.

  • lol that PC was running XP

  • For being a robot it sucks at doing the robot

  • REALLY BAD SALES PERSON!

  • couldnt i just a hack a robosapien to do this

  • wow....

  • I believe the same guy doing the filming was also at the previous CES. But those two together give me a total headache. One's accent worse than the other one.

  • The song made the robot gay and uncool!

  • no to be racist but this song sounded a bit like it was being sung by a Chinese lady in the beginning

  • yeh you can do it

  • Imagine the price drop on robotic devices, like Assimo? From 1 million to a couple of thousands! Very interesting.

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  • now make it do something useful!

  • can i program it to give me a bj ?

  • @vicky9909 it might malfunction and rip your dick off instead

  • @vicky9909 Well, the hands are small enough to give you a handjob. :3

  • @vicky9909 lol

    Robot: "Initiating pleasuring sequence 5031A."

    Owner: "Um...that tickles!

    Robot: "Malfunction. Unequal pressure. Increasing pressure now to 3000 psi."

    Owner: "OUCH!! STOP IT! THAT FUCKING HURTS! STOPPP...."

    Robot: "Penis detachment detected. Emergency stop initiated."

    Owner: "CALL 9-11!!!!"

    Robot: "Rebooting."

    Owner: "Fuck you windows vista!!!" -pass out-

  • awesome

  • after 0:25 the guys head in the bg matches chris's head

  • The spider is really cool.

  • But can it be controlled by the 360 controller sitting there? O.O

  • want

    

  • "because he has a high COCK"

  • Whats up with chris's accent?

  • @ConornXD..... really you cant read the additional info? This wasnt filmed by Chris

  • @sikyrace oh balls to you sir

  • At first i taught it was Lego, the logo looks a lot alike...

  • YEEAAAAAAAH

  • Voltron

  • Even robot spyders freak me out

  • O no... not Christmas dancing robot the world is at a end.... luckily Christmas is over... until next time

  • god why is it that every cool robot is tested dancing.........

  • hahaha ... balls to you sir...

  • Why does chris put on that "chinese" accent? It's almost like he is mocking the guy. Wow, that's really creepy.

  • @dj9mhz its japanese

  • I still wouldn't buy it if it was for $8.40.

  • attack of the dancing robots

  • 5:15 "High cock!"

  • @iamnottomgreen lol yeah! thats the first thing i thought when i heard that! lol

  • @iamnottomgreen The Chinese guy was trying to say "high torque" :-P

  • nice accent Chris - lol!!

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  • @pufixas I think he was joking.

  • The ultimate nerd video.

  • Pedobot

  • Can you say GLADIATOR ROBOTS!!!

  • Will it cook Ramen Noodles?? If so I'm sold.

  • What a waste of time and money it is to make these for the general public.... Just put all that money and research back into AI and Robotics and maybe there will be something worth buying; this is, for lack of a better word a piece of shit (Compared to what we could make!)

  • guys should know better than to touch a Japanese guy's computer *shakes head*

  • And VEX system own this XD

  • i want one that can shoot lasers out its eyes and rockets out its crotch

  • @metroid1985 Basically what I was going to say.

    Clearly we are not interested until these 'toys' are weaponized >:P

  • @PopeSnowball ROFL

  • ...AND THIS IS DOG.

  • failed

  • Well, it better be the first plan...

  • i thought he was going to explode after the countdown o,.o

  • -_- instead of buying it make a lil robo instead....

  • pointless?

  • Must cut ears off............

  • Will this be the future of LEGO?

    Cheaper, of course

  • This is only the first step to robots enslaving us.

  • @KidBajan lol

  • That's frickin' awesome. I'd totally spend money on this if I had it.

  • It has a very cute sound! AHAHAHAH

  • it just looked like the robot was jerking it xD

  • 5 ppl are just mad because they cant build thier own robot

  • Cute sound? That shit's scary as.

  • My wife's vibrator does the same thing.

  • @dj9mhz with a vigina that big u cant blame yourself

  • @Sarthak18051993 Wow, you killed that joke. Next time, think about it before you hit that post button.

  • @dj9mhz ahh your wife batter like sex with vibrator no with you ? haha

  • @SaraDupastara

    Oh my God, your english is.. it burns my eyes!

    Seriously - naucz się angielskiego, zanim zabłyśniesz taką perełką. Choć i po polsku, widzę, równie ciężko Ci idzie.

    And about the vid itself - I loved how the spider mode acted.

  • @Panczekolada i co z tego? jak znam tak znam angielski, a polski? gdzie masz przyklad ze po polsku mi ciezko idzie?

  • @SaraDupastara

    Czytałem Twoje komentarze w profilu. Ale tego nie zmienisz, widzę, bo między literówkami i nieużywaniem polskich znaków (ach, ci dumni patrioci którzy nawet nie dbają o to, czy używają dumnie swego własnego języka) to komentarze w stylu - zacytuję - "a ty kutasie gowno wiesz gowno widziales i pierdolisz jak pojebany jakies smenty bo ci tak zjebana matka kurwa powiedziala?" wskazują na to, że zwykły z Ciebie debil, dres czy inny idiota, który nie wie co to dobre wychowanie.

  • @Panczekolada o ja pierdole mam plakac? a moze ty chcesz mnei wychowac? 80% osob w polsce pisze tak, tak samo jak bez "ę ą" tylko cioty tak pisze z ę ą na youtube czy gdzie kolwiek myslisz ze jak ja siedze i komentuje cos to bede pisal ę ą bo mi sie kurwa wciskac chce? skraca mi to 50% szybkosci pisania tak samo na gg myslisz ze zdarzysz pisac z 6osobami i klikajac ę ą? nie, no o juz amsz odpowiedz czemu ludzie w polsce tak pisza, a jesli chodzi do tamtego textu o amtce to przeczytaj cale ...

  • @Panczekolada ... potem dopiero cos pisz na ten temat jak nie wiesz co tamten smiec pisal... jestesmy w wolnym kraju mam prawo wyrazic zgode o czym chce mam prawo pocisnac twoja stara bo mi sie tak podoba a jak Ty masz problem bo sie czepiasz tego to znaczy ze cos z Toba jest nie tak a nie ze mna jesli jestes tak bystry to czego nie siedzisz za biurkiem w jakiejs firmie tylko pouczasz ludzi na youtube... albo zostan wykladowca polskiego pozdrawiam :) i nie spinaj sie tak

  • @SaraDupastara

    Sorry Cię bardzo, ale uważam, że da się pisać z polskimi znakami bardzo szybko. Zwłaszcza, że kciukiem prawej dłoni nic nie robisz podczas pisania, toteż można go używać do wciskania prawego alta. ;) No i jeśli ktoś się tu spina, to Ty. Z kolei argumenty, że 80% wcale o Tobie dobrze nie świadczą, wiesz? Zaliczanie się do szarej większości nie jest czymś, co powinieneś sobie robić. Po prostu uważam, że powinieneś się zachowywać adekwatnie do swojego wieku. Chyba, że masz 13 lat.

  • @Panczekolada jesli CI tak lepiej... ja pisze z np 8osobami na gg i szybko mi odpisuja ja nie mam czasu wciskac alt i literke tylko pisac musze szybko ;]

  • @SaraDupastara

    Powiem Ci tak - jak się chce, to można się nauczyć pisać bardzo szybko i z polskimi znakami, interpunkcją oraz wielkimi literami. Tylko trzeba chcieć i chwilę się z tym pomęczyć. W końcu samo wchodzi w krew a i dumny człowiek jest, jak pisze staranniej od innych, nie ustępując im przy tym w tempie pisania. :D Wiem z retrospekcji!

  • @Panczekolada no tak ja juz tak pisze od 9lat ;] jak idzie cos napisac np cv czy cos w tym stylu to pisze normalnie a na youtube czy gg to mnie to wali :P pisze jak badz wazne ze szybko

  • dear santaa..

  • I can see these bastards in the the small mall booths, dancing around and doing some crazy shit, probably taking down those annoying flying rc helicopters, with their biological weapons

  • 800 bucks !!!!!

    Aww man!!!

  • lol, actually pretty cool

  • this is the coolest thing ever

  • Nice job screwing with the guy's laptop at the very end. I'm sure he wanted you to touch it.

  • Chris was the one talking to the Robot making boy while holding a camera.

  • 3 people have been killed by this robot and disliked this in the underworld

  • Wow $800+ such a rip off!

  • This is. badass.

  • because skynet is coming to town!

  • That a cute little fella.. its okay to toy around with robots just do not, and i repeat, DO NOT equip them with advanced artificial intelligence and screwdrivers! they're not ment to destroy humans, they're supposed to be slaves, so lets keep it that way!

    Robot comes from the Czech word robota which means ‘slave’ or ‘forced worker’.

  • sure, they're dancing to cute music now, but just wait. in the next six months, there'll be a firmware update that upgrades them with high powered ion cannons and super computers with built in human destroyer operating system 4.0

  • i didnt understand a word either of them said!

  • I'd like to see that robot grind the other robots lol

  • ROBOTS are now JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!! WERE GOING TO DIE !!!!!!!!!

  • OH FUCK WHERE SCREWED THIS IS HOW 2012 WILL RLLY HAPPEN! SINGING ROBOTS!!!

  • VEX is sooooo much better and more functional

  • they both sound confused

  • bite my shiny cheap plastic ass!

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  • It looks innocent, but inside; it will kill us all! AAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!

  • $840 dollars for a crap like this? I prefer to buy an iPad than an useless robot.

  • @maclancer One can argue that you can spend money on better things than an iPad (which is crap as well). Think before making a general statement like that, thanks.

  • @maclancer ipad is not robot- why do u think it cost so much for the robot- can u build ur own robot? naah it may take ur whole life to build-

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  • @maclancer Expensive yes, but it's the technology you are paying for. As things progress, it won't be long before robots think for themselves and take over the world. Then robots will be saying, "$850 for crap like this?" referring to humans.

  • @maclancer

    But you have to admit the moves are quite difficult to program

  • @maclancer Wouldn't it be the same thing?

  • i want a robot that can make a robot that makes robots

  • Can i make a T800 Terminator with these?

  • 5:10 HIGH COCK RULEZ!!!

  • sure the robot looks cute now....but thats what they want you to think there plotting to take over and then soon we will all be dead............

  • the was a robot named kiro or something it was much cooler but they stop making it because the robot could learn...people are watching to much movies -.-

  • @shakafakafilms QRIO my bad

  • Lockergnomes an ass, u hear the kid changing his accent into a poor english Chinese/Japanese accent

  • LOL, thats awesome. XD

  • leave it to the Japanese to take something as awesome as robots and turn it into some cheap dancing light show they would sell at Dollar General

  • the whole robotics thing is still a little far off i mean like look how rough the motions are the world with robotics isnt that uniformed yet until the motions r smoother

  • COOL I want one one. :-)

  • Imagine a few hundred of those spiders running at you. Now thats messed up.

  • @dragon2534

    Would it still be dancing?

  • BALLZ 2 U!!!

  • 5:10 OMG HE HAS A HIGH WHAT???

  • @ObviouslyAwsome pretty sure he said high cock

  • @ObviouslyAwsome and it lasts 40-50 minutes... lmao

  • Oh my goodnes? motors programmed to move? never seen that before!

  • METAL GEAR! One of these days.

  • @wallball5 It secretly launches mother fucking nukes.

  • now let's see the robot do the jerk

  • Do the robot do the robot!!! oh wait...

  • I must comment on the bad communication between the two guys. Made the situation seem a little awkward.

  • lol. just imagine, when they take over the world...

    robots: WE SHALL TAKE OVAR!!!

    humans: AHHH NOOO! D:

    robots: DESTROO----- *dances* "you better watch out, you better not cry!....."

    humans: ...

  • They use a PLC in robot or what type of micro-controller is use?

  • it actualy has more featured than dcancing it can also fight

  • very fluid movement :)