Arnolds Pizza Shop

[RedSoloCup007]

i love this video. i've had this recording as the voice mail for my phone for like the past 5 or more years

[Lynsey38025Part2]

I'm crying hahaha!

[MetalFreak2000]

This is the best, I had a friend post this to Facebook and I hadn't seen it for so long. Honestly the laughing in the background is what makes me laugh the most.

[prssf]

greatest voice mail ever

[Taniel2003]

what is broccoli anyway...

[Taniel2003]

laughing in the background spoils the whole dam thing...

[Keenoohhh]

@Taniel2003 no it doesnt, it adds to it

[Ureteralclock1917]

227 people got a pepperoni punched through their head.

[CHTWillCome723]

Classic recording haha. Good shit

[SvitjodsWarrior]

This is soooo old, think i heard this one 6years ago or something first time, Still just as funny.

[martinandre91]

I feel old.

[ejl1000]

Funnyjunk :)

[Fungus13]

I remember watching this with my father when I was younger xD Fucking great

[shikamaru317]

I remember watching this so many years ago, think it was on Albono Black Sheep. Still makes me crack up.

[hlslayer123]

I'll come and punch pepperoni through your head.

[hlslayer123]

...or I will staple it to you.

[MrCassanova08]

lol YOU HAVE COME THE THE RIGHT PLACE!!! lol

[perfectyouth1]

why am i crying right now lol

[luvchiild]

so... if you want mushroomss.... shaaatup

[tragicmia305]

OG Meme right here..

[sauer800]

The guy laughing in the background is what makes this that more funny!

[hfieldhero]

I can't recall how, but I stumbled upon this gem back in the early 2000s and like everyone, played it a million times. I have it on MP3 and the full version is actually about 5 seconds longer. There's an extra bit of dialogue that the YT video cuts off.

[soxs346]

ok this is weard

[guccione2]

One pizza, extra bullets. What's my total without the arm-break-offing?

[MrDegray]

AHHHH that dude laughing is facking annoying!!! Is there a REAL version anywhere!?

[michaeldoy]

@MrDegray This IS the Real Version! The guy laughing was there with the guy doing the impression in the first place!

[cplandrew]

I thought chuck norris was the first thing on it....

[WarPigz0]

@cplandrew Nope. Chuck Testa

[Cydercontrol]

haha this is always good for a laugh

[He11F1RE666]

man, the days when windows 98 was top-of-the-line, and flash games like street skating 1 and TG motorcross 1 were the most awesome things ever created (in my books, they still are).

thumbs up if you miss those days

[threeeyedmonkeydodo]

Thank god it's only 1:39, I almost suffocated from laughter.

[Crapperz]

this and kerpal you kicked my dog i saw like 8 years ago when I was 12 and they are still just as funny as they were back then. both still make me break out in tears they are so funny

[54688912]

OH MY GODS THIS IS FREAKEN SOOO FUNNY

[CORNCAKEPRODUCTIONS1]

I guess ive come to the right place

[maple0ip]

he sells vegetables!

[Gertilish]

Classic! Brings back memories

[Wolfbane8]

@Gertilish I just wish that dumbass in the background wasn't laughing.

[PennaOutdoors]

@Wolfbane8 he made it even more funny haha :D

[FrigidChill47]

This video is legendary. I remember watching this 10 years ago and its still funny as hell.

[Logan82]

"Shut up with the broccoli" - LOL xD

[Cracka42]

hello, you reached ahnulds pisha shop i will give you a pisha with 9mm bullets on it, and pEpErOnI, if you like mushrooms, shut up, if you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli shut up with the broccoli, if you want something CrAzY like pineapple, ill kill you'

^ classic, just classic

[1337Flyboy]

i saw this on Funny junk in like 2004

[cheezkid]

you've reached AWWWHHHNOLD'S pizza shop, lmfao

[cheezkid]

WHETHER YOU ARE SESSEPTICAL TO ANY DIZZZEAZZES

[SirMrTony]

So nostalgic 

[KangolQ]

226 people want broccoli.

[wRtRiDreaMZz]

THIS IS FUCKING RICH !!

[Sergeantguy98]

Best answering machine ever!

[MikuMikuBeat]

"I you don't fuck around, I give you good pizza, if you do fuck around, I take a pepperoni and punch it through your head!"

LOL it's not possible but.. xD

[Jakeallen86]

5 Years ago, when I was 12, this was funny. Today, When I'm 17. This is STILL Hilarious.

One of the first hilarious celeb things on YT. LOL

[iReViEw19894]

"so, if you want mushrooms, SHUTUP. if you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli. if you want something crazy like pineapple, ill kill you" my favorite part hahaha

[Atlantis0rca]

omg this is hilarious XD

[yotoddman]

i remember seeing this on funny junk

[prasha0dracula]

Could always use a third wife...

[RocksNotDead101]

Reminds me of the early days of the internet. :')

[eatmytitsjew]

Marry me too!

[speedemon6]

@eatmytitsjew

alright.

[Gioko100]

@speedemon6 marry me three

[sharkboy31]

man the laughing background ruins it for me

[ahtoomians]

@sharkboy31 man in the background is the best part especially when he loses it at the end HOOOO HOHO

[TheJCVD1987]

Soooooooo damn funny. Perfect imitation, and the guy laughing in the background makes all the rest. Cantyu realize det, IDIOT?

[MofuckinK]

Will you marry me please?

[speedemon6]

@MofuckinK Yes I will.

[MofuckinK]

@speedemon6 Sweet. >;)

[pohlerk]

@MofuckinK :(

[Microflave]

i want this on an MP3!

[DJPLAN3TPRODUCTIONS]

SO OLD, BUT SO FUNNY!!!

[unholyghost313]

OK i thing i know what is going on here he is not selling pizza but guns and when you say pepperoni is the secret word any thing else you are dead

[CRuSHiTT2n3]

"or maybe i will stable it to you" hahahahhaha

[pinky2ify]

This made me freakin cry. Of laughing so much.

[RennyFN]

I remember hearing this 10 years ago and pissing myself laughing. I wish it was possible to find out who actually did that impression - it's the best one I've ever heard!!

[KerrBearrxo]

Lmao so funny

[ratsnake22]

if this was watermelon it would be good watermelon

[rxqueen04]

224 people need the 9mm bullets in a gun, not on their pizza!!!!

[TheTommyd82]

Haven't heard this in like 10 years. Use to have this audio clip back when napster existed and was free.

[Deonaism]

Haahahahaha! Yes! Kinda want a pizza now...

[zmullen15]

Lmfao I love this video, I probably gave it over 1,000 views, the guy laughing makes it even better

[josh71111]

watch?v=kq4RQsiBy2c original and better

[91tigerlily]

cuz you recieve one ANYHOWWW



[slcswim]

um, i'll have pinapple please

[91tigerlily]

......I think I'll have a sandwich.

[Danne550]

Haha are you imitating him!? Amzing!

[1234sucmycoc]

223 PEOPLE LIKE PINNAPLE

[1234sucmycoc]

I LIKE PEPPERONI AND BULLETS GET ME 1

[tommydivi111]

I remember watching this when i first got my internet YEARSS ago! im soo happy i found this again, friggin hilarious! >.<

[krayzeejojo]

"If you don't fuck around, I'll give you good pizza. If you do fuck around, I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through yo head"

This shit never gets old!

[craigbellanger]

Where does this originate from?

[ursamajoran]

when the internet was created this was the first thing on it

[bEastCoast11]

press 7 to hear the dumbest laugh ever.

[NicsNetwork]

@bEastCoast11, lol. Ok now press 8.

[TheStirlic]

i laughted near death seriously

[fhqwgads420]

I think I'll stick with dominoes, it's safer.

[68leafs]

Funny shit

[FLYCLUBCHANNEL]

220 need to have a pepperoni punched through their heads

[angelicgyrl426]

whoa.... this must be my bro...he sound just like him!!...mad funny : the guy in the bak

[Triple777ER]

Its Mutley in the background

[jelleyman123]

@Triple777ER hahahahahahaha

[Triple777ER]

@jelleyman123 looooooool

[whitefangzz]

LOL

[belltechs]

Hello, you reached Arnolds pizza.

I want pineapple, ham, black olives, and pepperoni on it.

Every pizza comes with pepperoni and 9mm bullets.

I don't want bullets.

I don't care if you want toppings like that on yo pizza, but this is for delivery?

Yeah.

Ok, Arnold will shove it in your mouth and you can die.

[JurXMusic]

Man this brings back memories.

[nickserb991]

and where is arnold???

[nickserb991]

soooo wait..... can i get pineapple and broccoli??

[sammichplzyes]

watch it with the captions, just do it

[rossobass420]

@sammichplzyes Hahaha, "yugoslav parole object parable of the and punch it in the hands."

[copperelizabeth]

broccoli? what the hell is broccoli?

[Savorix]

219 people asked for pineapple



[midnightthecat1]

Anyone have the number for Arnolds' pizza?

[ShawnBellic]

transribe audio LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

[NBH009]

"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE PINEAPPLE, I KILL YOU!"

[steveoooo00]

if u want BROCOLLI.....what the hell is brocolli NEWAY shut up with the brocolli HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[OhTallSlenderOne]

Lol, I remember this from when the internet wasn't "cool."

[Shatterskream]

Every pizza comes with pepperoni, and with 9mm bullets on it.

[lighthouselithium]

lmfao omg



[frobinhood]

what does he say at 1:02

[Mulleh25]

LMFAO

[facedealer911]

219 people wanted pineapple

[MrRichardBradshaw]

punch it through your head!!!

[thatkindofguy234]

the guy pissing himself in the background makes it even funnier XD

[CGJUGO80]

hahahha can you imagine the story behind this...what if this dude's friend or something actually owned a pizza shop and he left this as the message..lmaoo that would be fucked up

[ThaneAZ]

comment #2001!

[rubicongero]

comment #2000!

[cenarules2009yeah]

219 people wanted pineapple

[levig56]

219 people got a pepperoni punched through their head

[metallicarocks911]

that guys laugh on the other side of the phone call is epic lol

[Kaylantisss]

lmfao what the hell?

[mrsupercrazy100]

i wonder what arnold thinks about this...lol

[7Goetterdaemmerung7]

Guns on the wall, hahaha

[vic905]

219 people don't like 9mm bullets

[EsteemMC]

i saw this on newgrounds in 2003 still hilarious

[MelyndaMoon]

I take a pepperoni and punch it through your head

[alexromo176]

LMAO!!! This will never get old.

[RaiderNic99]

@alexromo176 No it will not. Since the first day I saw this on Funny Junk to right now, it has never lost it's hilariousness. (if that's a word)

[wolfdale00]

haha I listened to this back in 2002 or so. Still funny in 2011

[ThePSYCHOChannel]

LOL

[dittiboys100]

lololololololollololololololol­ololololololololololololololo

[bluprint79]

omg i saw this first in 2001 or so and it still gets me everytime

[gabbogabbo]

@bluprint79 yeah man me too, this is a fuckin classic!

[kysaty1]

I am out killing peporonie

[Thejumanji300]

I wouldnt like to order pizza there lol

[SnIkLeeT]

Maybe I geeve you a pizza! Or maybe I rip your arm off!!

[DavidAngelesTiangco]

So freakin funny!

[Nuraku1012334]

if you want somethin' crazy like pinapple: I KEEL YOU!

[IrondanAllegiance]

217 people didn't want peperoni on their pissa

(how he pronounced pizza)

lol video

[Tu4sker49]

I TAKE A PEPPERONI AND PUNCH IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

LOL

[Seldanas]

Helooh! You've RRRRRRREAched anwnalds pizza shawp!

[MrFosters16]

I DON'T CARE!!

[ILLhumanati]

216 of Arnold's unclaimed children.

[Ureteralclock1917]

DarkxWolf lead me here

[PiuIllumination]

215 people like to see comments like these ._.

This shouldn't have a dislike button to begin with.

[mtmme]

What program did you use to make this video?

[hungryhippo247]

If you want something crazy like a pineapple, I'll kill you!

[silkyskilz]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[TheExplodingPandas]

215 people are sesseptible to diseases

[6bbow6]

if you want brocoli. what the hell is brocoli anyways?!

[BUMPERHUMPER21]

215 people ordered pineapple and fucked around

[BUMPERHUMPER21]

So if you want mushrooms, shud up!! LOL this never gets old!

[GhettoThrasher]

classic

[Terminus92]

what the hell is broccoli anyways

[gamerman001]

did he say "arnolds penis shop"?

[Jivje0is0pr0]

Everyone who searched for 'britney spears' on KaZaa 10 years ago, got this prank call on mp3 instead

[stubby019]

@Jivje0is0pr0 haha, 10 years sounds about right. i remember searching kazaa for more of those infamous Arnold soundboard calls when I stumbled across this.

[BlazedHearts]

I miss old Funny Junk. :c

[FJHernandezSalsa]

214 people didn't shut up with the broccoli.

[nikai123456789]

If you want something crazy like pineapple I KILL YOU !

lol i cant stop saying this to my girlfriend and she doesnt know why

[greseres]

213 people disliked the video.

[SnappingMAMMAL7]

@greseres WELL, NO SHIT!

[greseres]

@SnappingMAMMAL7 ¡ʇıɥs ou 'ןןǝʍ

[SnappingMAMMAL7]

@greseres WELL, NO SHIT!

[IcedEarth426]

212 people wanted broccoli on their pizza

[thefloatingcheese2]

we need a chuck norris version