Dylan Moran - Monster CZ [8/9]

[katrastrophy]

How strange he brings up crashing into a lake. I did not get my drivers' license until I was 23 because my whole life I had nightmares of crashing into water. He makes me want to have a glass of wine and a ciggy with him and I have not done either in years. I love this man.

[kimi42]

god this guy

[nallain]

And Enya appears in the suggested videos afterwards... I haven't listened to her music in a while, but somehow I feel it's never going to be the same...

[canscheer]

he really looks like trent reznor in this...



[theshireissaved]

i agree (:

[Fizwidge]

he's weirdly attractive when he's sitting smoking, talking about being in love with a woman with his crazy hair

[BoricuaDelight]

he's funny and oddly sexy

[manormaid]

@BoricuaDelight Yes, I think its the drunken charm. Have you ever watched Black Books?, Dylan IS Bernard Black

[oodukale]

i'm not a fighter, i'm a bleeder. luve it.



[darlingirloving]

It wasn't one of those "Oh I have fallen." falls it was one of those "Oh I... seem to be falling...excuse me..." falls.

[killingkiwies]

EVERYBODY ..KNOOWS that if female genitalia could speak......it would sound exactly like...ENYA...

[MistressArte]

lol Tits so distract me too. ^___^

[goth9ever]

this man can explaine every bad point of people and make it fucking hilarious

dylan moran FTW

[damnforest]

"after a night in with yourself there's a very acute sensation of failed suicide"

[SoJuiceySoWeedy]

"looks like some kinda deep sea fish that ate its own arse after about an hour." hahaha rugged shit!!

[bogi18]

i love the way he lights his cigarette, it's f*cking sexy!!

[BbaLkAn88]

"you have to look for a lump....in a bag of lumps"

[thekingoftheapplepie]

haha did you suck it and throw it away? did someone drop it in your drink hahahahaaaa

[4DCrunch]

Nice quality :)

[lennic95]

Who's Enya?

[CrownedWithLaurels]

@lennic95 Oh, she's a well known GOOGLE IT.

[XCheshirePussycatX]

@lennic95

She did a lot of the music for Lord of the Rings, she has a very ethereal, angelic voice.

[jmosler9]

@lennic95 really?

[lennic95]

Hahaha!! "I'm not a fighter...I'm a bleeder" lol

[MicroStudiosChannel]

testicular cancer... you have to look for a lump... in, in, in, in-a bag of.... lumps!...

[19dec1981]

"i'm not a fighter i'm a bleeder

the best thing i can hope for is to drown someone in my own blood"

[benjyyy]

I thought enya was big in china! She's massive in japan anyway

[unusuallyunusual4]

no really, how the FUCK does that work "Have you ever tried pheasant?" "Mmm, not really." ?o.O uh how is that AnYtHiNg other than a yes or no?! lol. god thats freaking priceless :)

[Genomatekk]

I can't figure out what he says here: "Everybody KNOWS that if female genitalia could speek, it would sound exactly like ____"

help!

:(

[Huntardzor]

Enya

[unusuallyunusual4]

@Genomatekk Enya, not sure what that is tho.

[unusuallyunusual4]

@Genomatekk actually googled it, sounds like a song writer = so musically related in some way. wish i could help more lol. sorry!

[Genomatekk]

lol yeah, apparently an Irish vocalist. :P I'll go watch some videos of her to see what she sounds like. :P

[denzacar]

For the love of the Smurf!

What are you guys? 5? 4?

Aside from being world famous singer (I can bet that you have AT LEAST heard Orinoco Flow) she sang the May It Be for the Lord of the Rings soundtrack.

Older among you (I can't fukin believe I'm saying that) may remember her Book of Days being used for the Far and Away, way back when Nicole and Tom were both Cruises.

Celts? Anyone?

[Genomatekk]

Well, I'm Chinese... So....

[2MrBlobby]

Exactly like Enya, she is an Irish singer

[Vortex289]

Enya... They even write it in the subs. Even if you can't understand what ever language that is, the name is spelled the same way.

[piggy201]

@Vortex289 You know what "CZ" stands for, right? It works in reeealy similar way as "JP".

[Burncourtable]

I think he is one of the best comedian's Ireland has ever produced.

[Universalbibliotek]

He is one of the few comedians that has proven to be so consistently, mercilessly hilarious...

[ehmazin]

Moran & Bailey are the best stand-ups in the country

[NewAgeEagles]

your forgetting eddie izzard and ross noble

[IntoxicatedPenguin]

@NewAgeEagles did ross noble come from ireland?

[Vortex289]

No, Great britain I think.

[Kgv1]

Just imagine..."crashing into a lake"...

What a visionary, what a talent, chatting to a couple of hundred people for hours on end keeping them all hysterica.

Really proud to be Irish whilst listening to this guy turn it on!!!!

[EdJ343]

Ah, 4.30

You can tell he's been there.

[Chuckwunoso]

I think every guy has been here... Sad reality huh lol.

[khundar]

Yeah.

[MrTris82]

best stand up comedian ever!!

Dylan Moran for PM!!!!!!

[oddbodjr1]

I recon bill bailey is, But dylan mora is easily 2nd :)

[DigitalGhost94]

@MrTris82 hes intelligent but i dont think he could handle the stress of that position.

[Vojife]

@MrTris82 BUt he sat down here! =D

[benanr90]

hahaha....love it

[ThatsSpiffing]

he is so accurate haha