Cliffhanger - Shitcase Cinema review

[souske25]

first thing i thought was of the raccoon scene from ace ventura two

[Themaniacnextdoor]

Wonderful reviews, man. Ever seen good vs. evil? You'll love it.

[Smallvillenerd]

5:23 LMFAO that is the funniest shit

[Smallvillenerd]

Is that your brother at the end who cliffhangs with you?

[Smallvillenerd]

"I hope I don't die which will leave me absent for 3 months"

That's where you've been

OOOH LA LA!

[DrSpecksTillman]

You fucking awesome man. If you ever review Runaway Train, you will have my supreme respect.

[RobRobertTheMovieGuy]

"Dickhanger"

[RobRobertTheMovieGuy]

1:44, That sadist Muthafucka.

[ScAgCoWbOy]

I like your reviews. I think you should do Cyborg and it's sequels

[JollyGingerKid]

Can you make more videos, i know ou said there was going to be a three month gap but that time is up. I must have watche all your videos at least twice. But im still watching them over and over :D

[thittdc]

man y not review i need your reviews

[Ironegle]

when is the next review coming

[668t]

Oooooh laaaaaa laaaaaa ... Ow

[theretrogamer14]

hey cliffhanger was a good movie

[melloviper2]

How come ur not posting anymore i feel like my life has new gaping whole in it :C

[J0tunhe1m]

Love your accent. Where you from?

[godzillaisnuclea123]

This is so funny subbed.

[thunderleppard]

Ghost

[thunderleppard]

Funny thing is the guy who kept on talking about being a good striker is Hhost from mw2

[k0rps3gynd3r]

@shitcasecinema I really think you should do a review on the "Lone Wolf and Cub" movie series. Fantastic old school samurai movies with lots of blood and gore and violence. the story is really cool too. Plus the main character in the movies is a fucking bad ass. Sick movies. Seriously check them out.

[JackkAttack09]

Im not sure if you have gotten this before, but you should try to joiningg ThatGuyWithTheGlasses

I think you would fit perfectly and you have such a unique review personality I could see you getting on really easily! Look them up and check it out! Id love to see you getting thousands of more viewers, you really deserve it man

[shitcasecinema]

@JackkAttack09 People keep saying this to me alot. If people want to contact him and tell him about Shitcase Cinema, please do it, that'd be nice. Thanks for the kind words.

[JackkAttack09]

@shitcasecinema no problem you bloody wanka

[RedTideOfWolves]

@shitcasecinema As much as I love thatGuyWithTheGlasses, to be frank, I enjoy what you do much more.

[jruwing87]

@shitcasecinema Dude, I say this cuz I love your show - DON'T join TGWTG. This site is notorious for milking the shit out of everyone that joins them. Also I'd hate to see you do crossovers with these talentless hacks. You're too good for that in my opinion.

But I'd watch you show either way - cuz I still want to learn how to become an ultimate supreme ninja.

[hmmhowstrange]

You made me laugh ^_^ subbed

[lPrintulNoptii]

Hey the bad guy from 6:37 is Craig Fairbras he is also the voice actor for Gaz in CoD4 and Ghost in Modern Warfare 2 and he will also voice act in Modern Warfare 3 just listen to the voice lol

[TarenReyem]

You should check out Hard Ticket to Hawaii if you havnt already, I think I've watched all your reviews and havnt seen it on here.

[RedTideOfWolves]

OOOOOH LAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ow

[GIVEmeSOMEsugarBA8Y]

So since nobody has commented on it ill ask, Does this mean no more vids for three months?

[EpiquestGame]

Good stuff as always! Do leprachaun... 1 2 3 and 4

[Avian98X]

Can you please get a better microphone?

[Seraphim3040]

I LOVE the use of the lego figure in your re-enactment! It was so cute and hilarious!

[Cimozzen]

in your return video, Zardoz kills Frank, with the assistance of the oh my god guy

[TheLongHallway]

yow nowt gunna deaa!

[MyNameIsForve]

lol the final scenes were hilarious

[reservoirdog666]

Another awesome review John. And that end skit, was genius xD. 

[twistedzombie5]

love your reviews man also mad guitar skills

[boostington]

I predict that Frank and his power laugh will get many nominations in your next shitcase Movie Awards.

[brian15243]

Keep reviewing Stallone movies.

[jmac385]

I think I spotted a flaw in the film. It is the part where Gabe grabs the big briefcase filled with approximately $30 million at the cliff. I think that would be impossible to carry about 300 pounds filled with money unless you're Hercules.

[TKDLION]

I have a mustache...maybe I am a villian and never realized it.

Have you ever thought about reviewing Dune or Lifeforce?

[shadowofzanix]

Your version was awesome :p

[ThePrinceII]

Shitcase still remains my favourite regular show across all mediums. 

[romerozombie85]

Why do you only have 3,000 subscribers you should be up in the the millions with smosh and rwj. You should at least be in the 100,000's. I'm actually GLAD my friend made me watch Poltergeist 3 or I never would have found your videos

[wwfhitman]

great review, have a good 3 months mate!

[DaneCookHater]

shitcase is the best! you can't go for three months, what will we all do without you? we will lose our way, you are our zardoz

[jsijanta]

best reviews ever

[jsijanta]

nice... ..Cool Runnings reference!! haha

[kenneth2051]

oooh laaaaaaaa...owwww

[supernova09100]

would love to cu review an old movie called 3;15 u should have some fun watchin that its so bad its good :P

[DrGull1888]

Hey Psycho Frank is good old Pa' Walton.

[duieb]

oolala!!!! Brillisnt!

[owenneil]

I think I peed myself a little!

[adnanaliable]

the ending was brilliant.lol

[CustardGanet]

I remember noticing that Frank guy laughing when i watched this.Some hilarious stuff as always John.

[AximusPrime81]

RIP John. For three months at least. Surely Zardos will revive you then.

[pillowpannts]

it is pretty crazy I watch this stuff all the time and I always forget you guys are amateurs since it's been so long. keep up the good work and cheers

[justintheking]

Dude i love your reviews, you are awesome, if you replied to this comment i would be honored.

[shitcasecinema]

@justintheking You are now honoured and I give you a knighthood. Thanks for the kind words.

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

@shitcasecinema hmmm, can you do that?

[jingo994]

One of my favourite reviews yet. FRANK!! FRANK!! SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. STALLONE IS GOOD, THE TACHE IS EVIL!

[harlequin75]

FETCH!!!

[bigjavo36]

that dude in the heli was corpsing! send for the man! 

[hugeackman]

funny you say toying around on a helicopter as I remember seeing a behind the scenes special on this, and they dropped a model helicopter with a gi joe [or action man as you guys say] in it. hilarious.

also, there was a porno version called cliffbanger.

[hugeackman]

Frank = ZARDOZ!

[John1Cage]

Cliffhangings so hard when you don't have a rope.

HAHAHAHA

[magpieking]

You need your own show.

Have you ever thought of doing stand up?

[shitcasecinema]

@magpieking I agree and I have thought of doing standup. I think my sense of humour would fall short on most people sadly.

[magpieking]

@shitcasecinema No way. You could just describe shit movies and act them out.

I know that sounds shit, but I reckon it could be done.

Have a look at my stand up stuff on my channel sometime.

I'm not that good, but I'm new.

You're already funny.

[Bamskrull]

@shitcasecinema i dont care wot people wud think, u rock man :)

[pastrychef1985]

@shitcasecinema You could always try with a couple of trial podcasts mate, nothing ventured, nothing gained ;-)

[twistedzombie5]

@shitcasecinema probably not youd have to be retarted to think your not funny

[XYAgusYX]

EPIC ENDING!

[pastrychef1985]

Oscar winning performance at the end there! Such a brave stuntman.

[wieprz]

Yeah nice but most of the people seen it, its more then few times per year on TV

[thebrb30000]

Cliffhanger gets an 8 out of 10, but Prince of Darkness got a 6? For shame Shitcase Cinema. May you stumble upon a giant vat of green viscous fluid, turning you into a zombified minion of Satan. :)

[GoblinXXX]

@thebrb30000 You mean he's not ALREADY a zombified minion of Satan?

[thebrb30000]

@GoblinXXX lol, nice

[Ultra80s]

Lithgow is brilliant as Qualen (sounds like quaalude). Movie would have been forgettable without Lithgow .

"Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror." - my favorite line from the movie.

[VitoPossilipo]

@Ultra80s "Qualen" is German for "agonies". I wonder, if this is a coincidence.

[TheDarklord0211]

U and the AVGN are so similar.

Probley why i like you both lol

[WeHaveExplosive]

I laughed my arse off when I recognized Frank ... Pa Walton!

[sfighter991]

Nice John, Especially that sketch towards the end. If you wanna see a really bad Sylvester Stallone movie, may I suggest "Judge Dredd"?

[Diamhea]

Love your videos! I'm a longtime fan John; never compromise, keep it up!

[Jaahhk]

YOU SHOULD BE THANKING GOD YOU'RE STILL IN GOD DAMN UNIFORM GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

[Exverlobter]

I thought you wanted to make a break for a few months

[AmazinNubProductions]

@Exverlobter I'm pretty sure this is the last video for a few months or so.

[jackloveshisangelo]

commando referance...priceless.

[IrreveRANT100]

Mr. Goddammit.

[Serpico261]

dude your voice and language alone makes it so funny to watch. Great reviews!!!

[BunWackettBuzzard]

Great review.

[johnnyhorror92182]

Awesome Special Effects!

[Smallvillenerd]

The scene at 8:22 is pricelesss! you need to have more views Mr Shitcase!

[lordginge2010]

Hahaha, classic death by tree hanging with lego men haha

[BristolF]

Have you seen Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls?

The opening scene in that is a spoof of the opening scene in this I'm sure.....

[euyfdvfhj]

Like and fav.

[shinbeater]

Rape dungeon. Awesome. Good sir, you're almost as cool as cyborg cop.

[Smithfilmproductions]

Just a good popcorn flick. I saw it in the theater in Buffalo.

[mechagodzilla290]

@Smithfilmproductions Cool! I live in Buffalo!

[Smithfilmproductions]

@mechagodzilla290 I think it was the theater at Eastern Hills Mall.

[masticina]

I seen this movie about twice and it just doesn't really invites to watch again. It isn't terrible but it isn't good either it just is a very basic not as good as it should action movie.

And that is its biggest sin it is MEH. I mean if a movie is really terrible sure I could like it. But if it is MEH .. it is MEH

[proziew]

first niggers :D



[jarnovanderwerff]

@proziew people will worship you now, you will be one with zardoz

[proziew]

@jarnovanderwerff ZARDOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!