Dorkly Bits: Mario Kart Crash

[MattTheroux]

'Should've ended the video with Wario stealing the cart.

[isrealandcameronshit]

He killed a green koopa with a red koopa shell o the irony

[zheinworld]

Stupid Yoshi...turtles are vertebrates

[Singingrequests]

who knew yoshi cood be such a DICK to koopa!

[lastjake14gmail]

I hate these Fred ads...he can go to hell for I care for.

[Chatterboxx900]

@lastjake14gmail TAKE THAT BACK!!!

[brentstone052477]

Mom ma me ya

[uriamsame]

WOW........

[ModernMartian]

the koopa totally reminds me of mort from family guy

[FaiLxTRaiN]

YOSHI OUT

[cratormoon10]

Haha! Very true! My mother was backing our van out of our driveway so we could all go out to dinner, and a lady in a back sports car stopped right behind us. My mother didn't see her, and kept slowly backing out. The resulting damage was a minor dent in the sports car, and the lady eventually claimed that she had injuries from it! I could have put a bigger dent in the car with my foot! T_T

[melvinawesome]

@cratormoon10 lol thats so messed up!

[Armalizilto]

Good job Yoshi.

[DracoTheChangemander]

For some reason I was expecting the Koopa to get eaten at the height of the argument :P

[IILarrII]

Epic =)

[AelitaRules]

Yoshi- seriously, I don't think you even have a spine

Koopa- That will be for the court to decide, won't it

Yoshi- Now your going to take me to court. Do we need to get up there and testify that your a asshole! ....LMAO! XD

[TheAlex1008]

How Come Nobody Found His Car???? And A Trail Of Blood???

[Amdragfan2]

@TheAlex1008 Maybe it's normal for Mario Kart roads. Plus, for all anyone passing by knows, the driver had a heavy nosebleed and he washed out his wound in the river before ditching his rented kart

[spades48]

If only! Seems like everyone's will rip you off at any cost these days.

[DevilGator17]

"Ah, it hurts so bad." Yeah, thats what his mom said last night. :)

[TheSonicMinecrafter]

hey, yoshi had a soda! :D

[ErwinReloaded]

so thats how they use the red shells

[PhobosDDeimos]

Am I the only one who thinks that Koopa sounds like The Qffspring?

[MrUn1versal]

Before you all say how awful Yoshi was, notice that he just happened to have a red shell.... mind=fucked

[Thedrizzle404]

wonder how many people had this happen to them in real life, watchin this video going YES! YES! motha ******

[dragon59311]

RIP koopa Died by drowning/being an A-Hole

[Kinoksis]

Yoshi could have just eated him

[amazing2157channel]

@Kinoksis my thoughts exactly

[Khalil16558]

Can you get yoshi to use a Nuke next time?

[Mystic3517]

Irony: he uses a red Koopa Troopa's shell to beat up a koopa troopa. XD

[shadowbladeslayer]

peter: aww man this is worse then getting in a fender with koopa troopa

[SuperYoshifan101]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mastermcoy13]

Hhaahahaa!! What are u gnna testify that tour uhh an ASSHOLE!!

[add37j]

no lumbar support in those karts

[MegaStarIncorporated]

AND THAT'S HOW DRY BONES WAS MADE

[ALincreible]

@MegaStarIncorporated HOW???? IF DRY BONES IS DRY AND THE KOOPA WAS TROWN INTO THE WATER

[Rankaquion]

@ALincreible dry bones isnt dry its just a name thats why u also fight they in underwater stages

[nightmareX1993]

this just turned into grand theft mario

[Leologia]

Why do they make so many videos about yorshi????

[965Manuel]

@Leologia yorshi??

[iggy898]

This would make the game so much more fun

[TheSiege703]

Where did the red shell from did he shit it out... oh ya

[55pbj1]

How did I know the body was going into the water...

[Maxisamo1]

This is what we should all do to all those f**kers

[online1040]

some one call C.S.I.

[BlueYoshiJack]

cool

[dragon59311]

What about the blood near the cart but he did deserve it since he was such a bitch

[Umarkhan123100]

A police car went by my house and i thought it was from the video XD

[DnNvideos1]

Yeah, koopas can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

[BlueYoshiJack]

Go Yoshi. I love Yoshi. Whenever I play a Mario game, I use Yoshi!!!

[JoeDan54DX]

@BlueYoshiJack ME TOO!!

[MrLarryorr]

OW OW AH OW!!!!! AH! OW!!!!!!!

[TRGameGhost]

0:50 He shut up then! >:D

[zappyice]

yoshi could have just eaten him

[MagicTwinky832]

man yoshi looks gay in the videos

[MagicTwinky832]

so funny

man

[LoveMyUnusual]

@catzy98 Awesome

[catzy94]

The ending should have had Lakitu fishing him out.

[gizoginjr]

Wait, where's Lakitu?

[MissJadealishous]

i officially hat koopa troopas.

[Anthonyism1]

I would've done the same

[GoodVsEvil1314]

Well, he DID deserve it...

[ReconAnime]

Wait a minute... they bleep out the "a" word and yet they keep the blood in? I just don't understand censoring these days. Good video though. :)

[VeyaAE]

Yeah, now I know why we have a Dry Bones among the karters...

[MsMariosonic]

That's why he got replaced by wario!

[yoshikirby101]

where did yoshi get the shell

[nicholasmodonnell]

Accidentally flagged, whoops. Yoshi is a BOSS!

[NinjaKasumi01]

Lolol

[RynerAGL]

porque naum o comeu num ia deixa sangue, mas vai foi daora curti muito

[SORA5550]

por que no se lo comio xd

[ItsBrandonYee67]

Beating him with a shell is more fun :)

[DudeFromEndor]

If he had Allstate he could have avoided mayhem like this guy.

[vincentx915]

"...and then I sped away without anyone seeing my Liscense Plate."

[TheAlex1008]

XD omg Dorkly Vids are so cool!

[Mystic3517]

Thats why Yoshi needs StateFarm. :D

[clubpenguinmarioify]

maybe he wanted him to have a painful death 

[supersmashman90]

And that's why Koopa Troopa was absented in Mario Kart 64 :D

[sonic2665]

@supersmashman90 dude,

there is a storyline reason why wario replaced koopa!

he stole his kart. no, its actually real!!!

[Arc111111]

@supersmashman90 And that's also why there's a Skelerex on Mario Kart DS... :D

[Rusty511]

nooo! my fav mario kart character of all time just got beaten to death with a red shell D':

[Sly88Frye]

lol! Wow!  Yoshi is a murdering machine.

[figment1988]

@Sly88Frye that's what happens when you're a second banana to mario (look at Luigi being underrated for not appearing in many good games which have him by himself in the title).

[Sly88Frye]

@figment1988 lol!

[TheMesa22]

That injured fake koopa got what he deserves. Interesting that there are jerks or fakers like this turtle in the real world.

[TeamRocketRockin]

60 people broke their spines in a go-kart race.

[Broockle]

that's not cool...

[technojunkie123]

This happened to my mom and me and the other women acted just like this asshole. My mom was seriously close to kicking her ass.

[Blooperguy229]

Yoshi is so freaking AWESOME! BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT FAKER! LOL! Please make more funny Yoshi ones!

[icelovecutie]

owww oowwww oowwwww



[MapleLMAO]

this is the reason I don't sue when rear ended.

[yllora12043]

O.O ads?!

[yllora12043]

yup i agree with sly the koopa is so KSP that he pretended to get injured

[masterjake132]

*sigh* If you only could do that in the real Mario Kart games...

[slycooper759]

how did your back hurt u hav a shell

[runemaster509]

I think that Koopa was jewish. He seems to love suing for stupid reasons for large amounts of money.

[gsvideos1]

@runemaster509 fuck you man. thats not even a stereotype. you just basically said that jews are assholes you asshole.

[neodeadalus2]

@gsvideos1 You're right. Jews are really greedy and believe that all of us gentiles deserve to die and serve them as slaves.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

And that's why you shouldn't drink and drive.

[mariokarterNL]

yoshi is one freaking homo ITS KILLS ONE KOOPA

[Wraithflame]

The police will most likely drive the same stretch of road that Yoshi was on after questioning the nearest gas station/rest stop/fast food joint that Yoshi got his drink from, examine the skid marks left by both carts and determine who hit who therefore providing a motive, they'll notice the irregular patterns on the footprints of Yoshi as he approached Koopa, finally they will determine that the cause of death was Blunt Force Trauma and use the prints from the Red Shell Yoshi threw behind him.

[UltimatePlayer000001]

Never though I would live to see yoshi say: "shit! shit!"

XD

[EliLogical]

Red turtle shell, Gets 'em eeeveeeryyy time....

[cheeseball187]

These people weren't covered by State Farm.

Dude, this should totally be a superbowl commercial!

[shakysyxx]

@AnOriginalRomanian god ur fucking dumb!

[waluigigame2]

@AnOriginalRomanian Stupid it does not work.

[MrUn1versal]

He had a red shell, YOSHI HAS KILLED BEFORE

[gamerninja44]

This is why they replaced Koopa with Wario

[8bitPikachu]

NOTE

when yoshi jumps on a koopa it dies instantly, it does not retract into its shell

[j2anime]

Lol

[jwhizzer]

HOW DID THAT HURT IF HE HAS A SHELL



[snakesrule5]

@jwhizzer he was faking it.

[HolyObliteration]

This seems like a skit perfect for Family Guy.

[SpeedLightning1]

Geez, that was messed.

[Edfan10]

Yoshi: C'mon! I barely hit you!!!

Me: BULLSH*T

[Draconfx0610]

@Bandiboy123 yoshi lays an egg when he eats something and the egg will become a Koop troopa who never stops complaining about his stupid back....

[awesomabsol]

that troopa's troll

[Bandiboy123]

Why did he bash him with a shell when he could've just ate him?

[daret2000]

@Bandiboy123 the turtle didn't derserve to be in yoshi's stomach!

[zakthextremist]

@Bandiboy123 Don't you know Yoshis can't eat shelled creatures?

[FireBlaze10101]

@Bandiboy123 To release the rage >:D

[TheDamnedAK]

@Bandiboy123 hitting him with a shell is much more satisfying. :)

[Megasmashball123]

@Bandiboy123 Yoshi can't eat shells. Only can spit them out.

[hoodmistress]

@Megasmashball123 Actually Yoshi can eat shells if he holds them in his mouth for a minute or two.

[wahab101ify]

hah real stupid

[MrAnonimo992]

and this is why you never have to poke Yoshi

[153Skyline]

Imagine this showing up on an episode of "Forensic Files."

[peterdrill]

Yoshi got pissed off

[yoshieggs6]

Should have ate him, leaves no blood...

[martinki11]

@yoshieggs6 CANNIBALISM

[walbertoXIII]

WHY YOSHI !!!

[PinkBananaSplitInc]

7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6

for the ambulance XD

[MadGameBoy]

lol, and then lakuta comes and takes his body out of the river XD

[Donqco]

I knew it... the red shell HAS other use besides the one we knew.

[MarinHansel]

@renzorocks3 ohh I did not know that part of history jhajahja

[Slixer]

Yoshi was perfectly justified!

[Richardlancecorton]

0:39 its starting to act right up noooow AAAAW AAAAAAAW AAAAAAAW AAAAAAAAW AAAAAAW AAAAAAAAW *gets a little bit angry* AAAAAAAW AAAAAAW *gets hit by a red shell*

[majinjovan]

why didn't yoshi just eat him?

[Luistrikelight]

@majinjovan coz he's vegetarian now

[Richardlancecorton]

press 7 to see YOU SON OF A- *gets a red shell*

[Muirselgas]

He deserved it... -_-

[LyingPrauses]

After years of just being used as a double-jump,Yoshi finally took matters into his own hands

[MasterCharizard]

ahh ..the tears X°°D

[someguy724]

So that's the real reason koopa wasn't in mario kart 64

[eskandrm1]

OO he put him in the lake

[XxYODADDY125Xx]

It looks like Koopa

*sunglasses*

just got shellshock....

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[theslayter01]

That "red shell" was green before killing Koopa O.o

[tehdutchguy]

you know i would of done same thing

[InternetVidz]

Yoshi goes hard...

[thenickwolfe]

People that do that shit deserve to die

[SuperFetaCheese]

@thenickwolfe No one deserves...yeah your totally right.

[nvisible123]

'YOU DESERVE THIS'

[fignewton0000]

why couldnt he just eat the koopa and put him in a shell

[hypershadicful]

YOSHI you have a right mind i feel like doing that to some people

[Spallone17]

No one likes a liar koopa, c'mon now.

[TomGyroid]

Again, you should do a follow up where a Lakitu finds the corpse. It's a brick joke.

[DomChLand]

Only in America.

[petterlimbo]

Couldn't Yoshi just... eat him?

[edelric48]

testify that your an asshole

[BrunerD1]

Damn when did Yoshi grow a pair?

[TheSuperGamefreak]

i remember being in something like this just last night

[imaninjer3425]

so the koopa is jewish 0_o?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

[smaug131]

I hope his spine is alright now?

[linkinspirit95]

I see what you did there Yoshi...

[bouncycomix]

How didn't everyone pass him?