Google = Big Brother?!? (Privacy Changes You Need to Know About!)

[TheHotShit5000]

HA! I have YAHOO!

[TheBaseballcap]

you nevder shared the link you said you would put in the description - the one that will show you what Google currently "thinks" of you - DISLIKE

[Jumpet]

Home & Garden - Kitchen & Dining - Cookware & Diningware

....i'm a 19yo swimmer....

[kittystorm13]

Joe, Love Your shirt! Can Have It????

[sighedeffects]

Instead of passing legislation about Google's privacy policy, why don't you just not use Google services? Or not put your real information in Google? How is this a "violation of your privacy"? Is Google coming into your personal life and taking your personal information? Or are they using the information that is available to them from your use of their service?

[shredstone303]

Nice shirt bro! haha

[gdrot06]

Just use Siri for stuff like taht

[njdmanok]

oh god..

[anna1890]

I like how Google thinks I am an 18-24 year old male because I look up funny memes and video game stuff.

[JuliusIsMe]

Big Brother is watching you! I LOVE big brother!

[thenofxer]

Meh not a big deal to me really...

[brandy9227]

....it thinks i'm a male why? it says all electronic stuff that I search so what I like that stuff can't you be female and like that stuff? >.>

[Curassus]

The FBI are going to have a field day on me. 

[midnightapalooza]

Major Tom is not pleased.

[midnightapalooza]

Anyone else see the irony that it's still called a "privacy policy"?

[ChaosZero]

So it seems like this privacy change will be the end for Google?

[daniel1010131]

Here's what you need to know: Google is totally fascist, i.e., it is a govt partnership. It not only wants to market you (that's only a pretext), it wants to collect all of your personal information it can get its hands on. The NSA (govt entity) at Fort Detrick, Maryland, has super-computers used to store vast amounts of info on everyone. Wait till the shit hits the fan, and you'll be accused. Boycott google now. I won't be back here, ever.

[bcarl10101]

@daniel1010131 you should be on doomsday preppers

[katLoL98]

i tried posting it on fb.

didnt let me post,

guess they are creeping on this too -_- wow

[zombiedoffer]

it took me half of the video to realize that his shirt meant player

[Omegakick]

Wonderful, now i can worry about things i said 10 years ago.

[xExiLeZCrafting]

That is just fucking retarded, google blows.

[Piglett782]

thats creepy

[LTheDetective3]

this...cannot be a good thing.

[PIXELEDsamm]

Google thinks I'm a boy.. That kind of hurts.

[HypeRedemption]

Mine says "Sports - Team Sports - Cheerleading"... No one in my house does cheer leading and my sister doesn't use Google chrome. O-O

[crazygamer2255]

i mean giveing you reminders is cool... but i have siri for that

[TheMsdos25]

this is why i dot use google chrome

[krazycolton95]

"Google will be able to instantly redirect you to your favorite porn videos."

[9canela8]

Google Thinks Im 18-24 ... Im 13

[crazygamer2255]

@9canela8 lol fail



[dingovory]

@9canela8 What the hell are you watching kid?

[csschantz]

this really isnt as bad as it sounds google as a whole will still be handling the privacy its just that since they control more then one website it causes things to be easier. 1 for google to not have to change things between websites. 2 it will make it easier for users to carry things from google to youtube to anything else google has. Instead of having to edit and re edit everything. google as a whole is just trying to make everything more efficient. kinda of like windows 7 simple and easy

[FuyuAkiWorld]

Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Jazz & Blues

Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Rock Music

Male 18-24

[IronTitty]

I search using bing, I use yahoo mail, and I`m going to use zippcast to view videos once it gets more popular so...will I be safe now?

[XxSpartanGirlxX]

i learned this in school

[agentorange674]

Potatoes have skin

I have skin

I am a potato

[mrevil0001]

@agentorange674 That was.. random...

[12amormidnight]

I don't think that signing myself into youtube should sign me into google, when I search I like to do it anonymously, especialy when I'm looking into something someone else told me to look up or I just didn't know what they were talking about(somethings are just not right...). Having to sign out of google(thus signing me out of youtube) to keep the search unrelated to my account is just fucked up. Also trying to localize my searches pisses me off if I'm trying to find something that is

[12amormidnight]

@12amormidnight

international, give me the option to take that off. Don't try to think for me I can do it for myself, if I wanted my search to be for any of that advanced shit THEN I WOULD HAVE SEARCHED FOR IT. Google is a pain to use anymore because it modifies my searches into what it thinks I'm searching for instead of what I'm actualy searching for... I need to find a better search engine...

[19pf19]

it requires a cookie that YOU need to enable/disable.. way to blow this out of proportion. Google's doing what every other successful company on the internet is doing, and that's soaking up information (that you give willingly) and basically pouring as many advertisements on your face to get some profit. Ooooh scary Google is automatically a dictator now...

[12amormidnight]

@19pf19

It requires a cookie for YOU to VIEW things, however if you are signed into youtube, you are automaticaly signed into google, and your individual searches ARE tracked WITHOUT the need for cookies as it shows YOUR account did the search on THIER website while YOU were SIGNED IN. Of course this should be defeatable just by signing out of google each time you do a search using it AND by disabling cookies. But its not just cookies you have to worry about, and its NOT just one platform.

[boyahshaka2]

guess what? google practiclaly owns the internet! yay, no escape!

[MrWiseinheart]

I also like home financing....NOT :D

[7255202]

so do i have to watch what i say now online? A lot of times i just say dramatic things for attention or shock value or just cuz im bored. I dont think people should be held accountable for what they say online unless they want to be known for saying it like on a blog or something. Anonymous should stay anonymous online.

[malacastre]

Actually, it's really easy to protect your privacy from Google. Turn off your cookies.

[jonmina123]

Thats one pimpin shirt

[FileApeMonster]

I was wondering what that little pop-up was.

[WOLFLSINMYSOULSINGS]

thumbs up if you watched this with you mouth open thinking "when the fuck did this happen?" then say it was this year

[nothingraven]

I dont need google to tell me if im running late for something.

[SnowProductionStudio]

fuck google+ I made an account and added some family then when I took pics of my weed it automatically posted them on my account lulz fml

[SFGRPHOENIX]

this is why I don't use Google+

[ninjacom3]

shit...



[SkillGrip]

In an age where every mindless hipster uploads and catalogs each nanosecond of their existence to Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, MySpace, Google+, DeviantART, Live Journal, and their own shitty Blog nobody but mom reads .....I just don't see anybody giving a damn what Google does with information you willingly give them.

Personally I'm more alarmed that having a haircut that looks like you went from bed to work and skipped the shower phase is now the cool trendy thing way to be.

[FergNetwork]

They can't implement it. Why? New EU data protection laws. They try it, be prepared for massive fines.

[Anarchist2112]

@FergNetwork Don't use Google too much do ya?

[TrigsterCorp]

Damnit... I'm moving to Bing

[LovesmeAnorca95]

i think the only problem i'd have is that if google ever tried to share my age with any of my google related accounts i might be in trouble seeing as most have a wide variety of ages over 18 because all of the child restristion security shit is kind of annoying

[Imagistria]

Goddamn it, everyone is going to know about the type of porn I watch....

[canihasacookie626]

@Imagistria well now we know you watch

[natanaru]

@Imagistria use tumblr its not run by google XD

[mielkman84]

"Give me ALL the services! But you can't collect any information to make it work... Stupid auto-correct! You're going to store the things I type most? how intrusive... I'm always running late, maybe I should start a calendar that can text me reminders! Creepy, Google knows what I'm' doing every minute of the day..." At a certain point, people, they NEED your data to make the services WORK. LIVE WITH IT.

[AOrifice]

Google thinks I like to bowl.. What the fuck, bro? I've never searched anything even related to bowling before! Ever!

[polocantujr]

Well did google sell out, should they waited until federal law was in effect, i dont know. i dont know. but google if u did sell out. i hope u didnt; but if you didnt. we have choices right?.

[SassyMcCathy]

OH NOES now google knows i like to go on reedit, pornhub, and Facebook! EVERYTHING IS RUINED

[Zuraxi]

1984

[MrStefanVidovic]

lol. Google thinks i'm a woman from 18 to 24 years of age. i'm a guy. i'm 13.

[godlovesmawellyboots]

Google thinks I'm male and that I like people. Neither of these things are true.

[XwARnINgXxXERRoRrX]

I don't want and I don't need Google or anyone to know and be able to access my personal, private information.

[linkfan22]

As long as they don't sell the info and it stays within Google, I'm fine with it.

[lagranmariachi]

curse you google privacy! how dare you think i am a boy! demographics my ass!

[ladye171]

thats mad crazy

[kasala111]

Hey! Where are my opinions? Shamed on you Google acting like Big Brother. Shamed on you!

[dmoskva]

well this is awkward..... luckily i was never signed into my google account

[stonesaceofspades]

i like the use of drugs and art and entertainment

[MasterArbiterGrunt]

This country is becoming a google-state

[myidfk]

AWESOME SHIRT I WANT ONE

[ahhAhahahaahhah]

If Google wants my SSN, address, birthday and a blood sample they are welcome to it. I have to give that info to strangers (well not the blood all the time) just to apply for a credit card. I trust these guys a whoooooole lot more.

[Caleb5617]

Isn't it slightly ironic that this video is posted on a Google-owned video sharing website?

[ahhAhahahaahhah]

@Caleb5617 It's only ironic if it is unexpected.

[White4EverWoot]

theres no link you sack of shit

[SuIdrun]

@White4EverWoot you're retarded. just saying.

[Zevan12]

how do you check what google thinks of you

[opheliarises]

I'm about ready to throw away my cell phone, my lap top and my cable box. I have a home phone and an answering machine. I'm over all this, "WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WE'RE WATCHING". Anyone born, before 1994, knows what I mean. I have shelves of books, I want to read...and no, not on a Kindle...yikes....!

[sonofatiger]

People have be on Google to get pay for videos on You Tube.

[AKittyKatProduction]

Apparently I'm 18-24 years old and I'm a guy. xD

[shurtt77089]

HA! google thinks im a female between the ages of 18-24 lol. so glad their technology isnt as superior as people make it out to be

[jrobuck81]

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[omattz33]

Doesn't have anything for me! I hav ecookies disabledXD

[iluvrocks123]

Google knows me better than I know myself...

[82ndairborne100]

I just Checked the Google thing and they think i'm 35-44.

[MasterMint2]

meh another step toward their final plan which is world domination

[tallmanfloro]

Like that shirt



[CcanCcaglar]

PLAYer, fuckin epic shirt

[michaeljs1995]

could you just report a story without trying to impose your view? wow what an interesting idea just reporting facts. this video told us nothing about googles policy except stuff taken out of context. go suck on apples dick like you do in all your other videos.

[michaeljs1995]

thumbs up for more bias news

[Thegearsdude1235]

Fuck My brother Trolled me by typing Shemale into my Google Search bar Now im fucked

[WhiteKidPoet]

thumbs up for the shirt! :D

[midget1102]

acording to google im a 18-24 year old female and im a 17 year old amel dang thats mesed up

[VCUlover]

does this only work if you're logged in?

[lewis7363]

I like this system, if you don't, you can opt out. 'nuff said.

[Kris35Productions]

According to google i like porn needless to say it's spot on

[danielhinton13579]

according to google, Im a highly experienced cannabis chief when it comes to cooking weed.

[1920trex]

Google is stupid

[TheTwistedDiamond]

Holy shit, I just heard this now.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I'M SO SCREWED.

[msante]

since it all really revolves around ur search history which made google the internet super it is i just see this as a better way to improve wat it is already great on. I use google on everything and it just makes shit so much easier and since i really have nothing to hide and google was against sopa im ok

[Paco201x]

Why wasn't Lee Newton in this video ?! >:o

[Terraria2ExploreLL]

Google thinks that I'm a man D:

[KTKrouth]

I dont' see it as a 'privacy issue' only because you get to choose wether Google is 'following you'. You can choose not to use particular Google services if you wish or you can close your Google account. If you choose to close your account you can even bring your data with you:)

[firekreve2j]

in my "recommended videos" all i see are fucking sourcefed videos.. FUCK OFF

[andreww1234]

Yeah but they don't share that data with anyone, it's just used in algorithms to assist how well the service works for you as an individual, they only share what you explicitly share, like this comment on youtube or when you post on Google+ or whatever, the rest is just stored in a database for making a more personal service. I'm all for it.

[zimzimetr]

Yay! When I heard about this I created an update to my "home-grown" virus protection program that automatically deletes the tracking cookie Google needs for this feature to work! Upper-cut to Big Brother's FACE!!!

[DominusFortissimus]

Google said that i'm a fan of rap and hip-hop, WTF?! i'm a metal head

[TheWillScuba]

The link crashed

[547Thisguy]

google thinks im 18-24.. im 13

[smoke86420]

hmm i thought this was how it worked already

[1821aftershock]

according to google i'm a weirdo

[sorasgirl0]

I was looking at a Croc website for a while (yes CROCS..I like them)

And the next day, guess what I see plastered EVERYWHERE on Google? Croc this, Croc THAT, Ads and ADS. Then I searched a disease for my Biology class. Guess what I saw? Disease prevention ads, medicine, crap like that.

GOOGLE IS SCARY. As much as I hate to say it, I'm going to Bing. :/

[techdude1876]

18-24? SWEET I can drive now.

[lukethegreat101]

turns out I like porn a lot....

[UnknownXV]

I honestly don't really care if people know what porn I look at, what my name is, how old I am.. I only care when this information can be used against me legally, which almost anything can these days because the only thing I am still 100% certain of being legal is breathing air.

Is walking still legal or did they outlaw that yet?

[theVcam]

According to Google I'm an 18-24 year old male, but I'm a 13 year old female...

[theVcam]

Okay... that's not weird at all.

[edwiinaxx]

Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Cartoons

Beauty & Fitness

Business & Industrial - Small Business - MLM & Business Opportunities

Games - Online Games

Internet & Telecom - Web Services - Web Design & Development

Online Communities - Online Goodies

Travel

Age: 18-24

Gender: Female

I'm only 14... BUT I AM A GIRL! :D

[ks97677]

If you put it on the internet then it's not private so who cares

[vagetoanima]

Frankly, I trust Google more than our government or any other company with this information. >.>

[jrobertsrhs]

@vagetoanima maybe google is the government...

[imshanedulong]

@vagetoanima They sell/give all this information to the government.

[ilikemyprivacy]

@vagetoanima Really, and you base this trust/distrust policy on what? Do some research on DARPA and Facebook.

[NFSCAMARO]

Yay! mine is actually correct!

[DaKuteCate]

0.0 yup they've got me pegged pretty good.

[bigperson666]

<:( what about when i ... "PRIVATE SEARCH"?

[Dynocrimax]

@dianeloveslavida It's Play-er not Youtube-er

[newdillan13]

Beauty and Fitness.....wonder what their inferring lolz

[dianeloveslavida]

Hahah! Was looking at Joe's shirt thinking 'YouTube'er and I was wondering why there wasn't just an r after the play button..

[isaygoodsir]

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demographics:

Age: 18-24

Gender: Male

Right....so i'm kinda...female?

[cooROPyoBODY]

way too many cuts. it's just annoying

[deathwalker8000]

Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Anime & Manga

Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - World Music - East Asian Music

Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video

Games - Computer & Video Games - Shooter Games

Games - Roleplaying Games

Demographics - Age - 18-24

Demographics - Gender - Male

They're pretty good considering 18-24 is minimum age limit.

[MissSuicidalCupcake]

It thinks I'm a guy. -_-

[footballbeast67123]

Arts & Entertainment

Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Brands

Beauty & Fitness - Fitness - Bodybuilding

Games

Age: 18-24

Gender: Male

Damn they're good...

[joshrabbit69]

Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Anime & Manga

Computers & Electronics - Software

Games - Online Games

Games - Puzzles & Brainteasers

Shopping

Age: 18-24

Gender: Female

whats up with that i'm a male.

[Pachyfic]

Games - Computer & Video Games

Games - Online Games - Massive Multiplayer

Reference - Humanities

Age: 18-24

Gender: Male

yeaa im a girl.

[angelboymike]

im 20 and google thinks im 24-30 ass hole calling me old !!

[RJ4494]

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Games

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Goddamn you google. This is fucking creepy.

[CarbineGuy]

How the fuck is any of this weird? As far as I can tell, it's all just in an attempt to be helpful. Plus I've got nothing to hide, I don't give a shit if you know what I searched or where I am.

Another huge over reaction once again, by SourceFed.

[DedmanUmotionS]

As if I need a computer to tell me that i'm late for a meeting. THAT'S worth sacrificing my piracy. All these fucking retards thinking it's okay if they don't get hurt. People who think invading your privacy for security is okay, are PUSSIES.

[DedmanUmotionS]

GET THE TOP COMMENT OUT OF THERE!!!

Google isn't tracking the info to not abuse it.

[mymusiconline24]

hmm isnt google becoming somewhat of a monopoly???

[rlsteve21]

I don't think this software has to be as complex as everyone is suggesting- ctrl+shift+n= man- easy!

[KachaksWova]

@rlsteve21 AN IDIOT!. ctrl+shift+n browser just doesn't show the history, google still sees what you are doing.

[utubeismyantidrug]

except it thought i was a man!!

[66dgram]

what's the biggest demographic for consumers on the internet, there profiling doesnt work,for the simple stuff but they trace your every move?

[writinghope]

Oh nifty! there is an "opt-out" button and if you push it, they take off the cookies that tracks your likes so that you don't get relative adds for you.

While they had my interests all wrong, the age/gender demographic they put me in was correct for the age/gender demographic of manga I read.

[maybear97]

That's so creepy. O_o

[kearabob]

Google thinks I'm male because of all the porn websites I visit =(

[deadcrazzy]

i clicked the link and it said it cant tell me i must enable my cookies so that they can have my info and stalk me i mean they said i have to enable to use that lol

[buryedalive]

solution> make a website called gogle.com and sue for rights to google. claiming a vast conspiracy no one will believe on either side :D

[FluffehChan]

Thats really creepy as hell. :|

[MHTino23]

apparantly im a male aged 18-24 who likes flash drives and memory cards

[Revel1011]

dont fuckin put in your info if you dont want google to know it. Simple as that

[BalloonGuide]

The new privacy policy isn't only creepy, it's dangerous! Did you know that Google can store your location data as long as they like? So, yes, they can remind you that you are late for a meeting - which is good. Creepy, but still good. But if government asks where you were on April 2, 2015, Google knows and WILL tell.

Go to change[dot]org and search for "Google Ask Fairly About Our Privacy", then sign the petition.

[XTFparrot]

Google got 2/10 right about me, that I'm male and like combat sports the rest was way way off the mark.

[RosalieLHale]

so Google thinks I'm a guy...they are so wrong in so many ways.

[TyEdits]

If you dont wont this feature you can click "Opt. Out" on the link you provided , thats what i did.