I'm about 99% sure that the "anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, anyone driving faster than you is a moron..." was stolen from George Carlin. There are alot of quotes falsely attributed to George Carlin, but, according to one of my comedy books, that one is George Carlin's joke.
not very funny
kyleahoff 1 month ago
is this terribly shit on purpose? or is he an actual comedian, that just sucks
TheMeta1 1 year ago
ho stole a joke of George Carlin ( the one about the driving)
krismagician 1 year ago
haha pork chop,,,haha ....nah fuck off your shit
mytonprop 1 year ago
this is canned laughter, is it not obvious to everybody he is not performing in front of anybody?
joelhlindley 2 years ago
these jokes are terrible
jacobwwalker 2 years ago
Wow! I liked the impression of the stupid guy.
basserase 2 years ago
lol. thats a good question
ByronCenter24 3 years ago
hey, do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?
freetoken4u 3 years ago
oh! Jessica Simpson is dumb!
misy49 3 years ago
shit
RyRy0Rawr 3 years ago
maybe they dont take the "Discover" card because they havent "Discovered" it yet! hope you enjoy my officer down comedy!
iamthebs 4 years ago
he sucks
yersi 4 years ago
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pemadeep 4 years ago
the delivery sucks
anp81 4 years ago
Yeah, that was pretty dumb.
R1PPA 4 years ago
Yea... I've definately seen it in an older Carlin routine, alot more elaborate too. FYI... Carlin definately does tell it better....
jhr001 4 years ago
Carlin an Amazing Johnathan are the funniest people ever!
MiamiEntertainment 4 years ago
I'm about 99% sure that the "anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, anyone driving faster than you is a moron..." was stolen from George Carlin. There are alot of quotes falsely attributed to George Carlin, but, according to one of my comedy books, that one is George Carlin's joke.
garzamma 5 years ago