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  • It's just a joke inside of a game. If you want to watch something offensive, go watch Family Guy. Or Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

  • I am EXTREMELY OFFENDED OF THIS GAME! Because Glados told Chell to murder a bird! I have pet birds and this was extremely offensive!!!!!! lol

  • Da' hell? Wheatley was obsessed with power and for some random reason pissed off at Chell. Right after that Glados resolves this whole 'adoption conflict' by saying "What's wrong with being adopted?" if they would have listened to that one part, Glados would have actually been the 'good' robot for a moment.

  • Please watch the next 30 seconds of the game, there all better

  • I'm actually watching this before bed for the humor. Makes me laugh.

  • oh my god, That is just so stupid, She is not even adopted, They did not adopt her, they are robots using her for tests.

  • You don't see the news doing a tragic story like this if it were to happen in a book or even a movie, news people just hate video games.

  • Woooooooow

  • Wow, just ... just wow.

  • Because valve never respond to stupid niggers and idiot calls.

  • Wow, they made fun of it, sure, but seriously? I bet that girl wouldn't have really noticed it, until her parents started freaking out about it

  • Well this video game became more popular and got airtime promotion, and this dumbass dad got 15 mins of fame. This is really stupid. They News doesn't know what the hell to report on anymore.

  • Who they are realy making a big deal out of this XD

  • I am adopted and I found this to be hilarious. Portal 2 is one of my favorites and it is really sad to see people making a big deal out of nothing. One more thing; if they don't like it why are they still letting their children play it?

  • Where the hell did they "see the clip" at? It doesn't just randomly appear while watching your Sunday morning cartoons.

  • Plus, I doubt a game that's famous for it's dark humor is for kids or rated E.

  • When suddenly parents are ruining dark humor for everyone.

  • And someone let me know since when is portal for children or educational?

  • Wow, just wow, you havent heard from valve cuz they dont care and they warned you but you only see E for everyone not what its rated for and if u knew anything about the game you would shut up, portal 2 is amazing

  • The reason for the cruel insensitivity is to emphasize the fact the character is in fact an antagonist.

  • I don't know what's more sad, these idiotic, overly sensitive, ignorant people or the fact that they contacted sony first instead of valve for an answer *facepalm*

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  • I have no problem with the dad. He made a good point and even complimented the game. What I can't forgive is dumb newspeople who don't do their research

  • 1) its e+

    2) it says crude humor

    3) the point of that joke is to show that the character is bad.

  • boo hoo cry a river

  • Uh...excuse me but I'm adopted and portal 2 is hilarious. Parents are FAR too sensitive.

  • I started laughing the minute I realized what this video was about

  • I want news about controversy in Kirby's final bosses bleeding

  • This is Kid's video game? Did the parents see the first game??

  • HEY NEWS CHANNEL, SEE THE PART WHERE GLaDOS ATTACKED BACK AT WHEATLEY AND WHEATLEY GOT BURNED??

  • When did Portal say it's educational?

  • GlaDOS tried to take up for what wheatley said about being adopted, so I don`t understand whats so bad about this

  • it's funny because GLaDOS uses much more cruel psychological tactics and the father was apparently too stupid to notice, and of course didn't tell her daughter that she was adopted despite the fact she was ten.

  • *sigh* stupid controversy extremists...

  • I actually agree....ha ha...

  • "I don't know what to do. I still don't know what to do."

    IT'S A FREAKING STORY POINT YOU IDIOTS. EXPLAIN TO

    HER IT GOES WITH THE STORY.

    god.

  • How about explaining that the character is just trying to be dick, you dumb shit parents?

  • GLaDOS in the game even said that what Wheatley was saying about adoption was terrible xD They even showed the clip on this report! xD America Suuuure is great

  • @LuvDatLaDiDa But she also did say that adoption was terrible afterwards. but yeah, the report is stupid.

  • A villain can't make fun of adoption of a Portal game, but every other controversial cartoon such as Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, South Part etc. can make fun of it along with everything else on the damn planet? xD What is this world coming to?

  • @LuvDatLaDiDa Those were rated M though.

  • Fuck America they make a big deal from fuckaul

  • I think the fact they contacted the god damn news and made such a huge thing about it, I think they made it seem like a much worse thing than portal did.

  • What an ignorant man just turn it off and find a new game and how stupid of him. This game touches many subjects and pokes fun at several areas of human behavior and if he had any intelligence as a father he wants to be to this child why did he pick this particular game. Even if it is approved appropriate for all ages still its for a much older and understanding gamers community out there. He made a reckless decision as a parent he just wants money out of this I think really.

  • The point of that moment is that wheatley becomes evil and is a horrible person being rude and insensitive, he insults just about every class, group and race of people on the planet at this point, anyway don't blame Sony or valve, blame the companies reting it 10+ if this is that big an issue.

  • in one of the games (not a big portal fan) theres someone talking about killing with fire, and it sounded like glados was having an organism or something....yeah, kids should play the game :P

  • You'd think by 10 years old a kid would get over crap like that and find it funny. Any 10 year old I know would laugh at a fat joke if they were fat, and laugh at an adopted joke if they were adopted. Bad parenting.

  • Rated S for smart people

  • Weird... I don't remember them advertising it as educational, I remember them advertising it as a game with dark humor.

  • 2:47

    they have better things to do than answer to moral guardians

  • Portal is educational? So I can get a real gun to shoot orange-and-blue teleportation portals from my local Target?

  • .... This is so stupid.

  • First off dumbcrap it's rated e10 for 10 and up.second u want attention.third barley any kid heard of this game.

  • God, the media is so stupid over video games. Portal is not educational, it is a witty puzzle game. Besides, it is just a joke. Why is everything so PC nowadays?

  • I think that news reporter should be fired. Stupid woman

  • Oy...

  • hey, idiots, what about the part where gLaDos says, "and what is wrong with being adopted?" stupid.

  • Being adopted is fine. Being stupid is not.

  • -facedesk-

    My god....are people stupid....

  • Dumbasses!

  • It's clearly to show how moronic Wheatley is. SMH.

  • @fizzfo

    Me too! If it would be awesome if we play co-op!

    Portal 2 is the greatest puzzle game EVER.

    VaLVE worked so hard to make this glorious game. Ignorant non gamer dont understand this. I am happy that I understand Internet and video games!

  • did these ppl didnt play the rest of the game????

  • LOL They contacted Sony.

  • stupid non gamers noobs :)

  • People just want to bitch about something because there life is just miserable and they're are sadist they just enjoy other people's misery. It's just pathetic just get a grip and this news report is just idiotic and couldn't be more wrong even if they tried. I bet you the news reporter just did that for more views or something and that Dad is just pathetic and I bet you he probably just walked in at that moment.

  • When she says "that's terrible" she is referring to how hippocratic Wheatley was being...

  • Kids video game?wow -,- and here I thought that maybe the news would maybe be a little smart,but no,the news is retarded.

  • this news story is SO ignorant.

  • Rated E? Educational? Kid's game? lol. And like the top comment says, GLaDOS counter attacks.

  • My reaction to these people is a facepalm. When in the world did they said this was educational? I swear I mean if I WAS adopted, I wouldn't be offended by it! It is just a game! If you are offended by a game, you need to get back under your rock.

  • tis funny how there is ALOT of adoption jokes yet the most tame joke offends the guy xD

  • HOW CARES?!?!? -_- ITS AN AWESOME GAME!

  • Its just a game! Its not like VaLVE hates adopted kids!

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  • But... what about the dialogue RIGHT AFTER he says that...

  • I'm adopted and I immediately cried when I heard this. I then turned on MW3 and pwned a six year old who called me a homeless hootenanny. I then called Xbox support and had them banned for humiliating me. I returned my Xbox to the local WalMart and decided to become Mormon (with internet). All because of this insensitive game.

  • @ccouellette271 I really am adopted though and the game was AWESOME and I nearly cried from laughing.

  • Stupid.

  • This is why they should make PotatOS's voice a bit louder.

    SHE DISSES WHEATLEY FOR SAYING THAT STUFF THE WHOLE TIME!

    It teaches that you should listen to your friends (potatOS) but not your enemies (Wheatley)

  • When that adopted child sees this report in ten or fifteen years time she may thank the fact shes adopted. Has the human gene pool become so diluted that people will take minor in game comments seriously then I fear for the future if the human race.

  • wait so heard tbut he didn't hear the part were gladoss says

    for the record you were adopted

    also an E in usa is pegi 12 in the UK

  • We went from airport razing in MW2 to this? I mean anyone who plays CoD has to at least agree that that particular level is at least a legitimate point of controversy. I am no fan of the CoD games but I am a gamer so I hate seeing them called into question, but you have to admit. Airport terrorist attack that you may or may not participate in is way more controversial then Wheatly's very very bad jokes at adoption.The fact he is a villain makes this whole story ignorant and pointless.

  • Get over it man! It's a game it doesn't matter! I watched the clip and I'm adopted and didn't take anything the wrong way!

  • Stop and think... IS THIS GAME REAL? no. IS IT SERIOUS? no. IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY ? yes.

  • When I saw this I literally face palmed...IT'S A GAME! It's not like they told her to go die in a hole! I can think of much worse things in video games! So stop crying about an adoption joke! -_- ALSO! They forgot to mention GLaDOS come back to what Wheatley said and how she defended Chell.

    I'm adopted! You don't see me crying in the corner about something a video game said...this guy is an overreacting idiot.

  • Holy shit this is retarded

  • Get over it you stupid fuck.

  • I'm surprised that a similar incident occurred with some unemployed guy complaining about GlaDOS's line, "You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go wrong?" in Portal 1.

    That's what happens when you live in America. No matter what you say or do, SOMEONE is going to find what you've said or done offensive.

  • WOW! THIS ONION VIDEO IS HILARIOUS, and weird, it looks so much like an obscure News Channel I've never heard of before.

    *Reasearches online*

    No... They can't honestly be taking this seriously?

  • Is this real? Can this be fucking real?

    Wtf?

  • Wow. My parents bought GTA: San Andreas when I was in 6th grade. LOL 

  • lemme say this: IT IS NEVER EDUCATIONAL! NOW GET UR DARN FACTS RIGHT! PLEASE! NOW IF U WANT U CAN GO TO VALVE AND CRY! THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT CUZ ITS TOO LATE PLUS ITS MAKES PART OF THE GAME! GOODBYE! SRRY IF THIS IS OFFENICE.

  • Valve's response: HAHA. CRY SOME MORE.

  • Thumbs up if you're adopted and you love Portal.

  • Is this guy related to Jack Thompson?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLO!

    Americans.

  • @MyFishWillPwnU *sigh* I know.

  • I wanna go play Portal 2 now.

  • Yes, he is over reacting, but I sort of understand what he's saying. Does that make it Valve's fault? No, if the parent is going to be so sensitive about such an issue then he needs to personally screen everything and not rely on companies to do so for him. This is someone who desperately loves his child and wants to protect her from ever feeling like she doesn't belong, and as a parent he failed her. So then he went to the news, and the media spread misinformation.

  • This is so idiotic. So idiotic I'm losing IQ points from watching it.

  • Clearly they didn't see the part where GLaDOS counterattacks Wheatley...

  • @almacocoa98 THANK YOU...EVERY ONE GETS SO NIT PICKY ABOUT CRAP LIK THIS

  • @dxter485 No prob, man .3.

  • ......And yet there are games where you pee on your enemies...

  • except one : SHES NOT ADOPTED (the character)- HER PARENTS WORKED AT APERTURE and two: he complains about being made fun of for being adopted, but not the fact that wheatly/glados are trying to GET YOU KILLED throughout the whole game. QUIT WHINING LIKE A CHILD and instead show your daughter how NOT to get upset when someone says something hurtful.

  • To give a line from Blazing Saddles to Valve:

    "Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so *dumb*!"

    Anyone who actually played the game (lol it's "educational"!) could tell you that Wheatly and GLaDOS were portrayed as being extremely petty for resorting to such insults. I like how the reporters didn't take issue with calling someone fat as an insult.

  • WTF I have an adopted brother and my parents watched me and him play the game. Neither my parents me or my brother got offended cause it's just a game. wtf is wrong with these idiots?!

  • God, I hope the news don't find out that the cake is a lie.

  • Ha good thing he didn't see the part where Glados implies that Chell gets to see her parents and then they don't appear.

  • Kid's video game? That's funny. 

  • Should've stated that Wheatley's crazy, and ANOTHER CHARACTER SAYS IN THE SAME SCENE THAT IT'S TERRIBLE. And surprised? Should've done your fucking research, Portal games are full of this.

  • wow that guy's a wuss.

  • The Space Core and Fact Core aren't paying attention to what happens around them.. .OBVIOUSLY, THE SPACE CORE AND FACT CORES ARE MENTALLY RETARDED! Damn you, Valve for portraying mentally challenged beings as lesser people! Also, why is the Bill Gates-like character portrayed as being an arsonist?!?!?!?! AND, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??? In the 7th-9th chapters, there are semen tubes around the facility! Carrying semen, can you believe that??? This isunfunny,sexisnotforkid

    -News report in a nutshell.

  • I bet she didnt give a fuck until the dad made such a fucking big of it

  • I wrote a email to the company that produces my TV, and they told me to contact the channel. - They are really passing the buck onto somebody else

  • Way to take that clip completely out of context you twats. 1.) GlaDOS defended being adopted 2.) It's just Wheatley being immature trying to get her to do what he wants.

    I hate it so much when people complain just to get attention.

  • Give her a fucking hug and tell her "I love you". What's so hard about that!?

  • How to explain it? The writers wrote the character to be an insensitive bastard. Thus he says insensitive shit.

  • I wouldn't be worried about the game, I would be more worried that the little girl looks likes she's retarded. And her dad is a shithead blowing it way out of proportion. Losers.

  • Well she's asian, so she's probably smart enough to realize that two robots in a video game, who mind you are DESIGNED to put you down and make you feel bad about yourself, aren't really the ultimate moral authority.

  • You don't know what to do? I'd suggest not playing the game or continue like nothing happened. That's what most people do.

  • BOOOOOOOO

    U SUKKKK

    

  • There are so many things wrong with this news report

    1. I've never heard of Portal being advertised as an educational game

    2. It may be rated E but its really targeted for a young teen demographic because of all the dark humor

    3. Its obvious that Wheatly and GLaDOS are just trying to get under Chell's skin with lies since her parent(s) obviously worked at Aperture, as shown with her Potato Clock

  • "Neil immediately cut the game off, hoping his child hadn't heard"

    "WTF? I WAS PLAYING THAT!"

  • They should go fuck them selves

  • And might I add, it was part of the story in a way. So technically its not a joke so get your facts straight fucking news. GOD IM ABOUT TO RAGE OVER THE FUCKING NEWS!!! AGGHHHHHH! Ok ok. I think im calm down. (1 year later) What? Fox news going over GTA 5 again!? That's it! Wheres my pitch fork!!!

  • Its a joke, get over it!

  • Too many people in the world are becoming too sensitive and weak, GROW A PAIR AND GET OVER IT! Its a fucking game!

  • Wow. It's called COMEDY. They're not tryin to hate on adopted kids.

  • Im fuckin sick of it who cares its a video game not like hes talking strait to u

  • @lego97lego This.

  • I disliked this video.

    Uploader? Take these dislikes as thumbs ups for you. We dislike these people that's all!

  • umm, is Zoey an android.. no?.. a human? .. ok, move along.

  • Portal 2 is educational?

    we can't make explosive lemons..

    Not yet, anyway :3

  • WHY THE FUCK IS HE CRYING.

    FUCK

  • I was just going starting to rant about in a shitrage tantrum, when I realised that it doesn't make things better. Humorless asshats will always exist, and if you give them their Warholian 15 minutes, they will eventually fade to oblivion. So, yap on.

  • Seriously. For the love of all that is good, it's a game for god sakes it wasn't even intended to offend anyone.

  • Rated E for everyone +10.......except for orphans.

  • well they obviously didn't hear everything, cuz GlaDOS said '' for the record you are adopted and thats terrible'' she said it against him not against the adopted children of the world

  • They went to Sony who told them to go to Valve and apparently that is passing the blame to someone else? What about Microsoft and Apple who also have this game for their systems?

  • The father didnt understnad the conversation in the game either. Atlhough, the kid probably did, actually.

  • IT SAYS "E for Everybody 10+"

  • @vgman94 And you're a bigoted dumb ass. Blaming everything that goes wrong on the people that live south of you is fucking stupid. You can't classify a whole group of people. Nothing is that black and white. Describing all southerners as hunting, mountain men is like saying that all poor people are criminals. There are stupid motherfucking Yankees and there are stupid motherfucking Southerners. You and your stupidity spewing mouth are why most foreigners think Americans are stupid. Grow up.

  • the daughter probably does'nt care, but the n00b father is being overreactive.

  • @misterMusicify

    All the father really says is that the game brought up a sensitiive issue for him. He isn't boycotting the game or anything.

  • Because Portal 2 is the first ever thing to make a adoption joke

  • with dise world

  • we are in 2012 and ders nofin naw wats worng 

  • sorry for may bad english im a israeli and im 13 and im pdd asparger

  • confused mathew is 100% correct on this

  • see confused matthew hes says it all

  • Wheatley's a villain. He's supposed to say mean things.

  • Well it not like they goes out of there way to explain that wheatley is made to be stupid in the game ?

  • only in USA

  • @TheUncannyX I know, that's exactly what I was thinking.

  • At least he has some sense, they say they still like the game, just not that one part.

  • What pisses me off the most, is that right after the line Wheatley say's; GLaDOS say's "Anyway, what's wrong with being adopted?" yet FOX news ignores that.

  • IT'S A JOKE

  • It's not a kids game... and it's rated e10 anyways

  • So its comedy when TV shows make women look all ditsy or men like pigs or whites as wimps but someones says something about adoption that IS CLEARLY IN THE SAKE OF COMEDY and the world blows up!

  • American news shows are so cheesy and fake. Fact is replaced by biased opinion. Just look at how the story is a) told to the audience in shock fashion and b) how the woman newsreader shakes her head in disbelief. News should be informative and, for the most part, impartial.

  • wow, i dont think your suppsoed to be imersed that much in the game -_-

  • LOL @ USA PARENTS, dude wtf man, sue gta 4 for calling tony a fag, sue burger king for making a black burger, sue yourself for stupidity. MORONS

  • lol USA

  • Popular 'kids' video game? HOW THE FUCK IS PORTAL A KIDS GAME?

  • The joke is that they only know one thing about Chell (that she's an orphan) and that they realy don't have any "material" to insult her except for that (and the female paranoia about weight). The problem here is that the game should say: "E for everyone with an IQ over 80." Problem solved.

  • really are you kidding me A: portal is not really aimed at kids the first portal came in a pack with 2 m rated games B: glados says whats wrong with being adopted C: they dont complain about cave johnson burning your house down with the god damn lemmons?

  • I'm adopted and yet I didn't give a single fuck about this. LOL I laughed when Wheatley said that. :D