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  • that's what you get when you've got a large account but small penis

  • lameee!!!! Just wasted 1:04 minutes of my life....SIGH

  • Who else was hoping he would crash it on that volvo?

  • che purga di auto!

  • He should get a normal car and donate the remainder to the dogs & cats homes.

  • Just to try make a sportscar out of a SUV should be punished by death and that body kit ... urgs !

  • ...and they call cars with ugly body kits, RICERS..

  • looks like a very bad aftermarket ''do up''

  • wow;/ why? this is very ugly...

  • styling is wayyyyyyy too busy looking

  • needs more black i reckon

  • What a bad ass tail light

  • The sound is good, but the car is ugly

  • switzerlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :D you see, we also have supercars. not only in dubai !!!!!!

  • video name should have been: How to fuck up your porsche

  • its ugly as fuck but u have to admit the speed and sound is awesome.

    and btw the idiot driving it was so busy showing off that he almost made an accident on 0:54

  • IELLLL, you serious...I rather drive an old land rover

  • take the taillights out, it look like a civic

  • Ugly. go crash it on a volvo ( 0:55 )

  • @MrKepitu yeah absolutely tasteless !

  • @MrKepitu why volvo? volvo is a great car

  • At least wash it. And get a camera that doesn't shake

  • why did you guys wreck this ride this is so stupid

  • small cock?

  • switzerland ;)

  • Id still mob that car i dont give a fuck!!!

  • lol. almost had an accident ! fucking retard :))

  • the lights and body kit are stolen from a ricer 94 civic! Now Hamann pay me one beelion dollars or i will expose your secrets.

  • siiick car,, the fag in the stationwagon at the end should make way,, especially since he cant even fuckin park

  • +18 telecinco

  • fast, expensive.. but not cool..

  • Rare spot but I don't like what they did to the front or the sides or the back for that matter

  • nearly crashed into the volvo at the end of the vid. lol

  • this is albanian boSS

  • too much nfs in the back :S

  • i could have made it look better with a fuckin' hammer!

  • wiochaaaaaaaa

  • ugly yes but the sound makes the car pretty xD

  • @olafurfo89 I can't argue with that.

  • Omg. Ugly as hell. The front looks like they slapped on the old M5 Lip and their goal with the tail lights must have been to find the ugliest ones possible. If i spend all that damn money it better look cooler than that POS in your neighborhood with a GT wing. You know the type. Always that one guy who thinks it's cool the put a GT wing on something random like a Chevy Lumina or a Hyundai Excel Hatchback. Worst of all, an old box Chevy Caprice

  • @xcruzrr6 Damn you went hard in the paint, but yeah that truck is ugly...I wouldnt pay for that...I would have bought a Gemballa Tornado

  • @PuCCiPuCCe hell yea. now that's what I'm talkin bout. Gemballa goes hard in muthafuckin paint my nigga

  • @xcruzrr6 hell yeah you already know about them Gemballas huh...

  • @PuCCiPuCCe LOL I wish I knew on a personal level.

  • thats a gemler and you people don't know cars.. its really fast

  • Like Erlkönig.

  • This is ugly.whos seen the new porsche tuned.750bhp i think now. they removed the back 2 doors and replaced with carbon fibre so its like a coupe suv. and tuned it up obviusly

  • pretty ugs

  • how is this ugly? you people are retarded

  • o LOL, ten samochód często bywa pod mpim blokiem :O

  • that is fucking ugly man.

  • @B789c or as id like to say FUGLY

  • @EmmaLouise180 haha yeh that too. as a standard car the Cayenne is really that good lucking anyway.

  • hes probz russian

  • switzerland

  • Crezy frog...

  • It look like its ready for the war

  • omfg im blind now wow that's an ugly piece of **** im glad i cant see it anymore

  • man those tail lights suck!

  • he sucks at parking -.-

  • Proof that a lot of money does not always buy good taste.

    Those are some of the ugliest lights I have ever seen... to think someone actually selected them and though "I like" !?

  • WTF is Bitturbo ???? Do you mean Biturbo? Caralho!

  • where did they buy those rear lights at pikey's caravan shop????????????

  • the car looks ugly.. I love the mansory more than this one..

  • I rather pay LESS money and get a stock one that actually looks better.

  • vaya cosa más fea

  • Even I could have built a better looking car, from scratch.

  • Title should be: "Ugliest Porsche Cayenne in the world!!!"

  • Hotel national Lucerne

  • My Opel Astra taillights look the same. They are made by Hella.

  • OMG!!

  • that car screams power

  • cars for rednecks, for people who try to compensate the lack of balls and their little worms.

  • It looks like something RoboCop conceived.

  • sound nice sticker runes the whole car loser!

  • got mugged off by a 740 volvo cock sucker !

  • got mugged off by a 740 volvo cock sucker !

  • man, I know this is very very very very powerful, but no offence...it is UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!!!!!! That's how you can ruin a nice looking car

  • only those back lights are not pretty

  • oomgggg kiddd

    thissssss car willlll smokeeeeeee any SUV outtt there lol

  • ugly as hell cause you can never get one you fucking redneck.. stick your old opel kadett

  • Ugly as hell.

  • @ToXin88

    i bet u dont have better

  • @ToXin88 u wish u could have one...

  • @ToXin88 it sounds like hell too :p

  • @ToXin88 you are ugly as hell this car is badass

  • @ToXin88 your face is 

  • @ToXin88 Jealous

  • @NickSoulard Maybe, he and 140 other people have better taste, unlike you.

  • der light are the same like on an opel astra.. in germany they sell tuning light for opel astra and this one here on the video look like them

  • from the behind, the car looks like a opel astra.. lol very ugly from behind

  • esti cumva roman? :))) cum mama draq potzi zice asa ceva? how can u say that? :))) where was this video filmed? country....? thanks

  • absolutely NO taste .... too bad ...

  • least the german will go round a f ing bend,not like that srt jeep shite that will just f ing put u in a field...........yanke shite..................

  • sucks. in germany you say "wie gewollt und nicht gekonnt"

  • @YOURANOOBTRUSTME this car is faster than srt-8, so why are you talking shit? please compare factory values..

  • @meedic okay bob, get an evo-tech srt-8 and it will stil cost 1/100 of that porshe and be 100x faster lol! have a good day bob

  • @YOURANOOBTRUSTME but its still not a porsche. :-) easy comparision: even if the srt-8 is faster for less money, its like driving a tuned fiat tipo versus driving an Audi A4 3,2. even when the tipo is faster, it has got a way smaller "prestige" factor.. ;-)

  • @meedic honestly dude their both freakin nuts and i wont be driving any within any time soon lol

  • @YOURANOOBTRUSTME yeah, that is true, they are.

  • adding:

    jeep srt8 426 hp VS Porsche Cayenne GT650 with 650 hp..

    how embarassing for you ;)

  • @meedic the jeep srt8 is one of the best suv's, with a lovley sound!

  • @meedic why the fuck would you want 650bhp in a SUV?

  • @MiniOne82 I don't know. I wouldn't want to drive an SUV anyway. They're too big, need big engines with high fuel consumption, and are mostly not even as fast as you would think they are with those enormous engines. I have a smart fortwo to drive to work, a bmw m3 for the fun, and an audi cabriolet for the sunny days of the year :-)

  • @MiniOne82 because you can afford it, Trust me pull the trigger in a 5400lb suv that will hang with most cars, It will make you call a lumber jack, cause you'll get Wood!

  • @MiniOne82

    for taking the kids faster to school

  • @meedic Ya u fuck head..But It all comes down to quality.I think I would take a piece of german art..Over a jeep.

  • @meedic What is the most power someone has made in a 6 cylinder porsche motor?

  • @mrchargersrt8 TechArt got 700. I dont know of anything higher. But 700 from a 3.6 liter is pretty impressive for a street car.

  • @MangoSmoothie16

    I disagree.

  • @mrchargersrt8 What does a charger SRT8 put out? 340 and 370 from the 5.7 and 425 from the 6.1. Sure you can mod them to 800+ like I see in Jeep SRT8's but almost none of those are street cars. Whats impressive to you? 2JZ and RB26's can get into the 1000 club but how much is stock on those? And how practical and reliable are they for daily driving? Supras are way overpowered and don't have the handling or braking to match the power. I guess the GTR R35's are with the Porsche.

  • @MangoSmoothie16 You said street car, not daily driven car that stops and handles. You can make over 1500hp with the block in that SRT8. I dont really see a point in dumping loads of money into a street car when at the end of the day it still isnt fast. Theres no way in hell the owner of this cayenne road races his car, if he wants to go fast in a straight line he can buy an 8 second car for 10 grand.

  • @mrchargersrt8 I shoulda said daily driver lol. But I agree this cayenne is a waste of money. I was talking about a techart 911 because you just said Porsche 6cyl. If I wanted a fast SUV it would definatly be a Jeep SRT8. I wouldnt give a shit how it handles. It's an SUV.

  • @MangoSmoothie16

    A techart 911 is a fast street car, but not a fast car you can drive on the street... If that makes sense.

  • @mrchargersrt8 No, that makes perfect sense. Thats what I was trying to imply.

  • @meedic it's not ugly it's a complete ANIMAL

  • @YOURANOOBTRUSTME not possible. The jeep will break before hitting 20mph

  • PELAO QLO!

  • Nice door stickers and tail lights...

    Solid proof money can buy you a cayenne, but it can't buy you taste or class.

  • thats a gurls car

  • haha. the guy just jumped in and drove away as fast as possible thinking"wtf dude, stick your camera up your ass".

  • Gotta agree its real mean but the tail lights are not.

  • Those tail lights are trash. That shit just ruined the whole car.

  • not the best lookin thing in the world but it looks mean as hell lol

  • magnum owns this ugly piece ofshit

  • LOL

  • i think he destroyed it because cayenne looks soo fancy and lovely...

    sorry for my bad english

  • Nice Car his near from Luzern.. His from Zug =D

  • MANSTER

  • ROFL WTF those tail lights?????

  • ugly as hell.

  • dude almost slammed into that car, LOL.

  • wat a lozer.....

    the guy on the car was properly thinking...

    "wat a lozer never seen a porche befor. and now he is videoing"

  • biturbo is just german for twin turbo

  • AMAZING CAR!!!! love the sound. the guy almost got hit at the end!

  • nice sound

  • jesus christ those tail lights ruined anything good i had to say about this porsche

  • this is the reason why i have to become rich.... for by a car like that...

    nice vid

  • wow, that is one of the ugliest things I've seen...

  • sounds like you are mastobating at the end lol

  • CCC...too bad...it was such a nice car...!

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  • NOOOO jesus noooo!!!!! Ugly as Shit.

  • Those tail lights are EPIC rice.

  • ouh fuck my ass this cayenne appears my grandmother olds pussy ...fuck

  • Take the stickers off the side, that looks foolish! We know what it is... You lost any cool points you may have had.

  • My father had one last year but our was the 5.6 litre engine :)

  • UGLY

  • i prefer a fiat panda to this well actually not

    i would prefer this and sell it and buy a bmw

  • three words: UGLY AS FUCK

  • i hate the original cayenne. but when modded up it looks sick and sounds awsome

  • how can u take the vid while the owner getz in hiz car??...makes u look like some biig bum licker!!..

    but amazing car!!

  • My classmate has a Porsche Cayenne Turbo Cyclone Hamann

  • UGLY THINGS LOL

  • thats the ugliest thing ive seen in a while

  • it looks okayish...the wheels r good but the tail lights are not so good. and porches shouldnt be abused this way!

  • Bad tail lights. I hate it.

  • i want one of those i better go check my pigey bank!

  • i think thats just a body kit on it

  • the face is ugly!

  • nice one!

  • i Thing thats a Gemballa?

  • Sorry i THINK

  • no it's a hamann. look on the side and on the back it's written hamann.

  • amazing an hamann cyclone!

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