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  • All of you are pathetic with these jokes smh

  • Sometimes I  like to turn off the lights, close my door, cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

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  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    my dick is small

    if i fold it a lot

  • i need a doctor the second chancer says but remember, say no to revives

  • why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?????........... IT said concentrate!!!!

  • dont be racist.. be like mario, he's an italian plumber made by japanese people that speak english and he jumps like blacj guy and collects coins like a jew...

  • Lol 1.14 frog

  • Roses are red

    Violets are Blue

    My Dick is Small

    If i fold it in two.

  • You just can'y play CoD man !!!! ;)

  • Something funny.

  • If I'm right, and I'm not for sure because I haven't gotten Dome on Team Deathmatch in a while, but that one spawn snipe through the tarp can work for TDM too because I think that spawns are the same, but thanks for the info. I'll have to go test that out soon.

  • i just got a triple collat 2 of them was headshot

  • I hope you know that you have misspelled "offense" and "defense" in everyone of your spawn snipe vids...

  • there is another spawn snipe for the offense side spawn. if anyone goes up that ladder on defense then crouch next to the windows and look at the dome and u can see them easily

  • they say little kids in the back seat cause accidents... but accidents in the back seat caused half 'them kids! xD

  • a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse replied "I have testicular cancer"

  • Very Good information, I actually wasn't disappointed this time by seeing the words "Snipe" In the title. Thank you for posting something actually relevant to sniping. :D

  • why did the sweet little girl fall off the swing................

    Because she has no arms

  • How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Put toast on the ceiling.

  • Hey everyone!

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  • *WARNING*

    EXTREMELY UNFUNNY JOKES BELOW!

  • What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

  • Women Rights

  • Something funny.

    

  • I used to snipe but the... i took an arrow to the knee. That joke is so not old

  • i was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it.

  • I will tung punch ur moms fart box then go rape ur sister if u spawn snipe me

  • A blonde walks into a University.

  • hey im black and if u say crime is for black people ur right crime is for me!!!

  • why do midgets laugh when they run? the grass tickles their balls

  • WTF triple kill

  • You love camping here?it's cool place but i was camping here in survival :D

  • this really helps! Thanks! :D

  • That shit was sick can't wait to play dome today

  • please show my comment thank you .

  • where do hobos get their mattresses at?

    the dump.... to dump dump dump

  • knock knock

    who's there?

    solvemystyle

    solvemystyle who?

    them man who just who this contest

  • the amount of jokes from sickipedia in the comments is unreal o.O

  • why is the earth circle? because all the paki's took the corners!

  • roses are red waffles are blue get your self check out or no sex for u

  • what a pretty pussy you have ma'm nooooooo i meant your cat dumbass

  • Right.. There Is A Cat And A Rooster The Cat Jumps Into A River The Rooster Starts Laughing That Cat Says "Yeah A Wet Pussy Allways Makes A Cock Happy"

  • Corn...Tortilla. Says the funniest guy in the room.

  • i hit that team defender spot the first day i got the game just didnt put it on youtube

  • I hit a triple with the drop zone one. Thanks <3

  • I want to know why Defense is always spelled wrong....

  • Thumbs up if you got a copy of Call of Duty: MW3 for free at bit.ly\getmw3free

  • So i find myself playing on my least favorite map Dome, so I decide to go for a spawn snipe before I quit and look for a better map, QUAAAAD through the tarp!

  • boy:ahhooo

    girl:you so nice to say that

  • good jokwe right here why didnt the mlg pro crosss the road..........because he was sniped lolthat was so funny jk

  • Did you hear that in china they say that if you dig a hole deep enough then you'll reach the USA. So that's how they get all the kids to work in the mines.

  • thats soooo coool

    

  • i use to be good at mw3.... untill i took an arrow to the knee, AND IT FUCKING HURT LIKE SHIT!!!! thats y i cant play mw3 cause my leg disability has something to do with my FUCKING KNEE!!

  • Why can't helen keller have babies?

    Because she's dead.

  • Fag

  • In Japan "UMA" a great person.

  • I use to get spawn kills .... Until i took an arrow to the knee

  • @MegaThebaseball sir u r lame

  • sometimes i lie down in the middle of the street and pretend im a carrot.

  • oh guud

  • i just hit a Triple. thanks!

  • PENIS!

  • Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk.

    Who picks it up first?

    The blonde, because the other two don't exist

  • I pee to the side of the toilet to make less noise

  • jim had a bath with bubbles, bubbles is a man

  • Oi, Little Dum Dum gimme Gum Gum!

  • a girl says to her mam, mam i got 5 dollars for doing a handstand well timmy was in the tree her mam says hes just doing that to see youre nickers the next day: mommy i got 10 dollars for doing the same thing her mom said i told u not to but mom this time i didnt wear nickers like if u get it

  • @kcincoffey how about actually adding some punctuation in that diahrea structured paragraph noob.

  • penis tht is all

  • What's the difference between Women and Fridges?

    Fridges don't fart when you take your meat out.

  • Boy1: Why is there so many black people in the world?

    Boy2: I ran out of rope!

  • opinons are like arseholes everyfucker has one 

  • a farmer held a cometition to see who could make his donkey laugh and cry. one of the conteders succeded and the farmer asked how he did it. the contender said to make him laugh i said to him i have a bigger dick than him. to make him cry i took him into the toilet and shown him my dick and he cried

  • I'm not fat..... My stomachs just 3D

  • Whats a word that starts with F and ends with UCK???............. Fire Truck =D

  • @MisterH4Z3 That is two words...

  • Whats a word that starts with P and ends with ORN???.......... Popcorn =D

  • @MisterH4Z3 whats a wod thatstarts with y, and ends with ay, you're gay

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  • i ate a bag of doritos for dinner

  • Yo mama so fat, gravity was tired of pulling her down, so shes now called the moon.

  • Roses are red

    violets are blue

    I have alzheimers

    Cheese on toast

  • Did anybody hear about that deaf guy who won $1,000,000? Don't feel bad if you didn't because he didn't either.

  • @1andonlysam100 what

  • So I tried this yesterday.. Hit a triple first blood. Check my channel!

  • why are all balck people fast??? because the slow ones are in prison

  • @Mrlongshlong691 Fail. You Wrote "Balck"

  • Comments like that really get alot of likes? Wow, the day and age we live in. Oh well, cant expect everyone to not be an asshole :)

  • My ff left mecos my jokes don't make sense... I can't believe its not butter

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    fuck me

  • Why do the black african milita suck some matches then not others!?

  • Tom and Jerry:

    Naked all day

    Shorts/Pants at the beach

  • Dildo is for pleasure ment(:

  • Why does Donald Duck never wear pants, yet when he gets out of the shower he has a towel around his waist..? Umbrella.

  • I'm not black I'm just big tall stinky and good at basketball

  • @cheesechucker101 thats kool bro im short, fast, can jump high and good too lets go 1 on 1 in an imaginary game :P

  • look at the winner at the top right corner of the video now look at my youtube id name

  • Wonka wonka.

  • Sometimes I like laying on the floor pretending I'm a carrot

  • lol he has infections look at the over head view instead of a radar hacks.

  • Why so many black and mexican jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

  • Boy: You wanna play the fire truck game?

    Girl: Yeah Sure How Do U Play?

    Boy: I Run My Fingers Up Your Legs Till You Say Red Light!

    Girl: OK :)

    Starts Game......

    Girl: Red Light!

    Boy: Fire Trucks Dont Stop At Red Lights You Stupid B*tch!

    :D

  • @RoLeXDubstep lol thats a funny one

  • @RoLeXDubstep Bad taste joke is bad taste, jokes are supposed to make people laugh not cringe.

  • @FuturePerfectElite IDK 54 other people think its great just cuz u have no humor doesnt mean others dont either.I think your just mad noone liked your joke:)

  • @RoLeXDubstep BTW everyone if sumone comments me on this an says i stole it from a guy on youtube named NAs I RoLeX Im that person aswell! BTW this joke was featured on alot of different websites that have the page snap shot of my last comment!

  • Why women are sluts an guys are not...its like Keys an Locks if you have a Key that opens a bunch of Locks its a good Key..but if u have a Lock that gets opened by a bunch of Keys..its a shity Lock.

  • There were these two morons driving along the highway looking for a place to stop & picnic.

    The first moron says, "Let's stop here, and have our eat under that tree."

    The other says, "No! Let's eat right here in the middle of the road."

    They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to eat in the middle of the road.

    All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.

    The second moron says, "See?If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"

  • OMFG BOOSTER

  • STOP SOPA AND PIPA

  • Why is there a ton of racist jokes.? Racism itself is a joke now a days anyway..

  • hater-tots

  • what type of key doesn't open a door? a donkey :D

  • i like the part where he explained how to get spawn snipe's

  • Knock Knock!

    Alzheimer's

    Alzheimer's Who?

    To get to the other side.

  • you want to know what i got for chrismas? NOTHING i killed santa when i sat on him

  • What the f it's all about racism and black people no one is hitting on Asians they make cars but they don't know how to drive them

  • I'm white

  • I like baby fetus' and sprinkles... Then how did i get AIDS WTF!!!!

  • THERE'S TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT I HATE ON THIS EARTH...RACIST PEOPLE...AND BLACK PEOPLE.

  • I Don't hate Black People they hang in my family tree

  • Jo mama is so black when she goes to the beach everyone says oil spill

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  • What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

    The pilot, asshole.

  • @ZepIV a pilot

  • AN YOUR MAKING IT WORST ON PUTTING IT ON YOUTUBE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A RACSIS ON YOUTUBE NOT GOING TO ARGUE BLACK PEOPLE RUN SPORTS AN ALL WE 1 RACE HUMAN SO WASSUP WITH ALL THE RACSIS TERMS THO?

  • A head shot is just a haircut... It may be a sloppy one, but still a haircut

  • There's only two people I hate in this world: Racists and Chinese people!

  • I'm not racist I'm just anti foreign

  • come check out m channel for awesome mw3 gameplay

  • i used this and got a triple in hardcore tdm

    too bad i couldnt get the 2in1 sniper bullet emblem -_-

  • I spawn sniped your mom.

  • Once i was in a toilet and someone had written ' I'm 7 inches will you fuck me ' on the wall. Underneath that someone else had written ' depends how big your cock is .'

  • @jameswolfboy same I saw that joke on sickipedia

  • i was sitting in front of a roaring fire the other day and thought to myself "Lions don't burn as well as logs".

  • Sickipedia Joke much

  • the winning comment was stolen as a joke from sickipedia

  • Dome fuck

  • @arTicF1R3 oh you hopeless fucker, why are you even mad minor? and yes, deep impact is a must. i do use it u ugly wangster.

  • If a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it then who will notify the next of kindling?

  • they get the jokes from facebook likes

  • And this why multiplayer is going down hill.

  • A flying pig dancing with Bin laden naked in the middle of Tesco's

  • I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists... funny how all terrorists are Muslim tho ...

  • @XmPzEpicz yh cuz the guy who blew up bombs in switzerland was a muslim and also that white non muslim in america who killed like over 100 people in a bombing was also a muslim.

  • (funny comment)

  • Disabled toilets, Ironicly the only toilets big enough to run around in.

  • The most awkward moment is when someone asks u your name when your wearing a name tag

  • modern forfare free ive never played that game

  • roses are grey voilets are grey im a f-cking dog everything is grey damn it

  • Child came home from football Child:dad can i have a shower with you Father: yes but dont look down (In the shower) Child looks down Child:whats that Father: a limousine Child: do i have one Father:nope you have a car Child wants a shower with his mother but cant look down (he looks down Child:Whats that Mother a garage At night his mum is asleep and dad is half awake/asleep dad feels the covers moving he says WTF!? Child: Im parking my car in mums garage
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