Jeremy Clarkson throws pen at Ian Hislop

[ccjones500]

HEADSHOT!!

[TheJoemoze]

ian like a boss

[blainyrules]

I now want to see a video of him punching Piers Morgan...

[eldeano1]

That is some of the finest panel show banter I've ever seen!

[zionravescene]

One of the greatest uses of a pen...

... in the WORLD.

[dolphtrains2]

you made a video of clarkson throwing a pen at hislop in banter? ....havent you got anything better to do with your time like felatio with your mother?

[RobertNicholls]

@dolphtrains2 you watched it idiot!

[dolphtrains2]

@RobertNicholls yes, but its not something that i went actively looking for. i actually clicked on this video by mistake in related videos thinking i was clicking on something else. despite the mistake, i feel like i have had 1:43 of my life wasted and i want them back

[fearthegeeklord]

@dolphtrains2 it took you the best part of two minutes to realise you were watching the wrong video?

[dolphtrains2]

@fearthegeeklord no. i never said it did. are you exploring your assumptions kid?

[fearthegeeklord]

@dolphtrains2 so you watched it of your own free will?

[dolphtrains2]

@fearthegeeklord no i had a islamic militant extremist threaten me with an ak-47 pressed to my head. needless to say i didn't want to piss him off, so i did as he commanded.....

[fearthegeeklord]

@dolphtrains2 you're a retard.

[Lan5in6]

Ian owned him.

[mrdbzfann]

So pen is not mightier Than sword?

[mattied12]

its a wonder they didnt want him sacket for that too. lol!

[spacecowboy7580]

@mattied12

Clarkson is un " sacket " able.

[mattied12]

@spacecowboy7580 lol, good one didnt realise the mistake!!

[annoyedwithsignup]

Note to self: must stop yawning when bored or tired. Suggests glue sniffing habit.

[theotendleeey]

i was on the floor by the end of this

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

wait... Ian + long hair + diet - suit = James May :O

[ProjectFlashlight612]

As some brave soul said to Adolf Hitler, obviously using the right name: "Jeremy, did someone shit in your brain and forget to flush?" A platinum grade arsehole, is Mr Clarkson. Thank God it's now, and not 1842...that racist wankstain would be in government, and not just the world's best-paid arrested casual-Nazi teenager and outdated technology fetishist. (Yes, I mean the internal combustion engine...obsolete Victorian era junk that should have been replaced by electrics in the 70s)

[annoyedwithsignup]

@ProjectFlashlight612 Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn. Thanks for playing.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@annoyedwithsignup Didn't know pointing out the truth, that Clarkson's a reactionary reight wing shitbag with no connective matric between tiny brain and big mouth, was a game. Unless the game is State The Bloody Obvious. That yawning may be due to your glue sniffing problem, btw. Bub bye now!

[annoyedwithsignup]

@ProjectFlashlight612 I enjoy your appalling spelling abilities. Perhaps we should make that a game. Turrah, love!

[Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m]

@ProjectFlashlight612

clarkson = legend

electric cars = shit

bye,

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m Well! Faced with such rigourously thought out logic, backed up as it is by nothing approaching evidence, what can I do but concede? (rolls eyes) Yes, I suppose that electric cars are indeed 'shit', given they don't make BRRRM BRRMMM noises to show people that you do in fact have a big penis. So, you keep driving your Victorian era relic, which poisons the air and requires a huge coolant system to waste the heat it generates in order to (badly) operate. WINNER! (thumbs up)

[Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m]

@ProjectFlashlight612 And before you go off on one about my spelling, grammar, and syntax, I had to delete a lot of characters to fit all that in one.

As a side note, I will continue driving my err 'relic', and I will come shooting past you on the motorway (provided you actually make it there in your hairdryer) leaning out my window with my middle finger aiming directly at you :)

I'd say bye, but im sure you've got some more whinging to get off your chest

[dykesy30]

It sounds like it's been recorded in a transmission from the moon, I was half expecting to hear "It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

[DubFawx]

Oh, Clarkson. You silly.

[KotowTV]

Love Ian's " He doesn't need it " comeback. Pure Genius.

[goldengirl0503]

Had never that big a fan if ian's but after that he is fast turning into my favourite person in the world. I really hate clarkson.

[macreviews94]

@goldengirl0503 How can anyone hate Jeremy Clarkson? He is hilarious

[mistaben2k]

Clarkson is an utter cunt.

[03056932]

@mistaben2k you are an utter cunt, fight me.

[Sboy200]

it's funny that Ian and Clarkson are such good friends

[gazz12345a]

Hislop as a pompous, self-righteous tit. About time someone turned the tables on him.

[yammyrob]

clarkson is such an annoying twat. i hate the git

[crazygamer3D]

@yammyrob He's funny

[03056932]

@yammyrob do me

[MRmunky1000]

No-one hates on Manchester and gets away with it

[moonsugar1]

@MRmunky1000 Except everyone from Manchester. lol ;)

[MRmunky1000]

@moonsugar1 Haha;P

[Markell1991]

They are both good friends in real life.

[jinxiejae]

dont yawn. lol

[ellenmelon771]

Love Ed Byrne's face after Jeremy chucked the pen! XD xXx

[theduderwiggysan]

Great sound ?

[chelseamariecanfield]

OWNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[mavericksf16]

Red pen I use to correct private eye every week LOL

[Verliebt]

good aim

[jordannewcastle]

I thought it said Pan. That would have been good.

[SoPlEoReD]

Well, according to Ian, Jeremy uses his pen to find out who he hates... He was right.

[thecrookedman1]

Ian hit a nerve when he mentioned that Clarkson has someone writing his columns in the papers most weeks  lol

OOuch!!!

[friendofidiocy]

Ed's face as it flies past is fantastic.

[DMaddox2010]

I think Jeremy is Funny

[Tokyorosebiz]

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[ragsco18]

did anyone else see ed byrnes face when the pen hit him? HAHAHA lol

[insainiac33]

I'm guessing this is because Piers Morgan accused Clarkson of not writing his own section of the Sun?

[grimblebrumble17889]

You missed the best part. Where Clarkson says your the 2nd person Ive ever drawn blood from and Hislop says the first being Piers Morgan to which everyone applauds. I think Hislop has a secret respect for that.

[xAzZa1]

@grimblebrumble17889 Aye, he does. Ian Hislop despises Morgan.

[dunti21]

Wow I read the title like 5 times and understood "Jeremy Clarkson throws pen at his laptop"...

[patko1610]

all hail jeremy, the mighty penthrower

[Freddiewgbs]

tbh that make jeremy look like a fool...

[scaperjoe]

good shot

[kanenkitten]

I wonder if Ian will get revenge on Thursday for that?

[62avianflu]

there's nothing wrong with my toilet

[bazellheather]

@62avianflu sounds like there is

[mehmus]

@midnighttilldawn lool

[puretroubleman]

@midnighttilldawn I think it was recorded using a tin can and a bit of string.

[spacecowboy7580]

@puretroubleman

It's not as good as that!

[MrMusicGeneration]

@midnighttilldawn its recorded from a tv -.- soo lame

[spacecowboy7580]

@MrMusicGeneration

You may call it lame ( Midnight's comment ) but 271 people disagree with you..including me.