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  • You are right there is no logical reason to think the government would kill us we pay their salaries. Real life conspiracies are not as exiting that is why delusional hipsters don’t by in to them. The tobacco company’s conspire to get us addicted to slow working poison for example

  • Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's probably a nice guy, and I don't necessarily disagree with his views. But in less than five seconds of tuning in, he was already annoying me. He's got that irritating hippie, half-stoned, whiney drawl.

  • It' s ok Onision, because the government invading Middle East, thousands of civilians dead for oil. But it' s ok Onision ....the government loves..... it cares about you.....go back to sleep.

  • all conspiracy theories are just stupid but the one i h8 the most is the illuminati are satanist

  • wow you guys are extremely ignorant... imo government cospiracies must be some kind of conspiracy to keep stupid ppl busy... if the government is all powerul, and out to get you, why did you hear about it? why are you here talking about it? id imagine an evil empire would prevent these things from happening...

  • Meat companies = evil Goverments & corrupt corporations = Good ?......I fucking Hate you

  • @RORSCHACHPR0DUCTIONS then why r u here

  • Your a fuck'n moron. Go back to making your dumbass videos douche.

  • @UniVersAlOtakU he kinda is making his "stupid videos"... dumbass

  • whats rediculous is people wearing glasses that aren't needed.

  • @MrTripplenipple hey wayfarer raybans are so in i mean its like thoose pair are also in sunglasses and they are worn by celebrities don't mess with raybans!!!

  • redrum....thats all folks

  • aaand the video is 1:11

    That's another conspiracy theory for ya

  • the micro chips is real though its not being forced or comes along with the vaccine but their were commercials about it on tv you can search them on youtube watch?v=_xNhL39uD7I

  • The government truly is evil Onision. A lot of sources say Lyme Disease, a disease that A LOT of people I know have up here in the Northeast coast, is a man made disease. They were experimenting with bio-warfare weapons on Plum Island. They needed test subjects to see how well Lyme Disease would kill off people, so they used their own American people. It sounds insane, but we've been researching it for years now. It's all true. Just do your research and you will see.

  • at the end of the day we all gonna die someday.

  • i never sad that faggot

  • the government is evil... try to deal in conspiracy facts instead of conspiracy theories though!

  • not sure if people have died from the vaccine but i have certainly heard of people becoming sick after taking it, there was an article in the paper over here about a brain surgeon saying it was really dangerous especially if pregnant women take it, probably because of the high mercury content, i think it was the world health org that removed the mercury restriction on vaccinations

  • @soulburn2k5 the only time people can get very sick from Vaccine's from what i know is, if someone is like from 1940 from when Vaccines where SUPER rare and if they never got them for like 40 30 some years of there life and if they get injected with the shit ton of death virus they put in it, they are gonna get VERY sick because there body isn't strong enough to handle such things, thats why they give boosters to babies

  • @demoncry54 well, there is a high mercury content in shots and in case you didnt know, mercury is bad for you, yet the WHO removed the mercury restriction in shots, i've heard of pregnant mothers, children, elderly people becoming sick right after taking the swine vaccine, doesn't really matter if you don't believe it, go ahead and take it, i really don't care. btw the govt prescribed his glasses and hair cut, just saying

  • Isn't there some countries that throw you in jail if you don't accept the vaccine? also that RFID chipping thing I seen that on CNN or something this dude had it but wasn't forced those chips are already in are cards and drivers license and stuff lol. pretty fucked up

  • pee ...this boring baby...

  • I'm a conspiracy theorist, but not 1 of the "insane" ones that you are talkn about. :3 soooo... -3?

  • No but someone DID make a ton of money from a plague that never happened. Food for thought folks!

  • you look like an ET dear ... why you do your self like that pimp.. you awesome but pimp...

  • im a conspiracy buff and proud and im still your fan too

  • talk about conspiracy, did youtube pays you to do this or you really are this trashy, you and all ur buddy shane dawson, kassem g, delaghetto or whatever, all of u black comedians, the kids look up to u, why don't you be a man and show them how an adult should behave, if you talk like this in your real life you got problem buddy.

  • where is this happening? obviously not in your room, or your shallow life perspective, why do ppl argue about his opinion like it's important?, this guy is a joke, he doesn't have any insight on the issues or real life, just stay in your room and make your trashy so-called "comedy" video, go ahead and spend all your time being vain.

  • Where are the deaths fron the vaccine?? Look at China or one of the other 5-6 countries that have banned the vaccine after it killed off quite a few children.

  • THE GOV ACTUALLY WANTS YOU TO HAVE A LOT OF KIDS TO PAY OFF THE HUGE NATIONAL DEBT MORE EASILY.

  • press 3 multiple times

  • 3 world war... Could happen any second ^^ People just dont get it because they all want to just live thair pethetic lifes doing nothing usefull for humanity ;)

  • dude the RFID is already prooven u ple are dumb as hell look at the comerchial for it on youtube

    lol oniison epic failed here.

  • Onision, go back to sleep, get in line and do as your government tells you! NOW!

  • @urbandisaster567 pure rhetoric 

  • Infowars .com !!!!!!!!!! Freedom and liberty will flourish once agian the tree of liberty must be feed with the blood of patriots a and tyrants for time too time

  • lol. Government is your friend. They would never try to hurt you! Go back to sleep America. You wouldnt want to be a foolish 'conspiracy theorist' now would you?

  • @mrgimp420 Thanks for proving his point.

  • RFID chips are real

    the cermerchial is even here on youtube. cheack it out

  • OMG DUDE IKR

    Around the time of the Swine Flu Craze, I got a vaccination and all my friends legit thought I was going to die and that the government was trying to use this vaccination to kill people and 'control the population'. 'da fuck?

  • By our BS... you meant Everyone that isn't you? or Your veiwers in specific?

  • Aajonus Vonderplanitz, the raw foodist/nutirtionist who created the Primal Diet, wasn't held down by several large men, knocked out with chloroform, and all the while injected with 3 hypodermics full of unknown substances in the middle of the night in his hotel room because he promoted the swine flu vaccine for its wonderful safety data back during the scare. Thank God, he survived. People don't get poisoned/attempt poisoned for spreading conspiracy THEORIES. Only for the TRUTH.

  • ONISION SEARCH "ZIONISM" THIS SHOULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!

  • He was paid by the government to say this.

  • Government has done things to worsen the situations. For example, they get the media to exagurate things such as swine flu to stress people out to make them more vulnerable to such things. Then again, this isn't concrete.

  • I can see your frustration but governments in general are and have to be aware of the fact that the world is overpopulated in that the resources that the masses use are running out and of course have to combar this problem. I'm open to conspiracies and are pretty interested in them. I do believe that the government is trying to cut down the population in various ways.

    My mum knows someone who works in the medical field and she said herself that she's seen evidence due to her career that the...

  • OMG ILLUMINATI! WOO I <3 them!

  • Don't you hate listening to somebody talk about something they don't know shit about?

  • @FunnyJunkTV no i absolutely love it. theyre the only videos i watch. dont you hate reading comments from idiots that think theyre cool once they turn 14?

  • @OhFlOrKiTsDoM Yes I do, and you're not cool.

  • @FunnyJunkTV well obviously not my penis is way too small for me to be cool.

  • @OhFlOrKiTsDoM cool story, bro

  • @FunnyJunkTV k thanks.

  • they arn't trying to kill us they just don't know the damidge it could do

  • @xXhannahbanana98Xx cunt hasent done her research i see...yet u think the gov loves us? think again

    RFID is real

  • Lmao "NO THEY WHERENT!" <3

  • i watched 1 minute and 11 second worth of stuff i already know...

  • Yeah, last year, I was a TOTAL dumbass. I went along with what everybody else said about the H1N1 vaccine and tried to convince my Mom to not let me get vaccinated. I got it anyway, and nothing happened. It's not even a shot, it's just a nasal spray.

  • I'm so glad I didn't get that Vaccine for the Swine Flu...cause at my Middle last year some kids signed up for the Vaccine and when 8th grade got back from lunch, there was half the whole 7th grade parents and kids in the lobby, some kids couldn't even make it up the stairs so they took the elevator...when I got to my class a kid across the room ran outta the room and threw up, this all made me scared to get the Vaccine, But I will get normal Flu Vaccines.

  • Uhm what about the things about the illuminati?

    You cant deny people who have the power are in charge?:|

    ~Still im with you on the whole swine flu thing :P

  • The swine flu thing was ridiculous. I got the swine flu, i was fine. And i mean not very many people died from it in the first place, more people have died from the regular flu. The only way i think the swine flu could be really harmful is to possibly babies because there's no cure and its contagious.

  • dude wtf is a swine flu...i know ummmmm zero people that have it..oh by the way the gov is killing us .they dont want ween and Rachel Hoffman is a victim of threats of jail for not complying and did you get your shot...i guess not..and whdoes your voice sound girlier than bieber

  • I read hear Ventura talking about scurvy in the H1N1 shot... and something about sterilizing human beings of being able to reproduce because apparently the population was to be kept under 5 000 000 000... and its about 7 000 000 000 now which they can't seem to handle considering economic growth can't happen forever, it always seems to be assumed that we live in an infinite growth paradigm which we don't, so it really wouldn't surprise me considering the global riots in Egypt, Spain, Greece ect.

  • its not a theory bro... its extermination at all costs.

  • Even though I agree with most of the things you say like the swine flu vaccine theory not being true, the microchip theory is real and I'm pretty sure everyone will have one surgecly (didn't spell that right) implanted within a decade like in 2015 or 2020

  • Onision....... listen to all the coments just do it i dont care just try for once if you dont fine its your choice beisdes u may never know .. ur choice o_O

  • i hope the government kills you, i think you got a mocrochip in your head from a computer that runs windows 95

  • On an episode of MythBusters, one of the members went to the hospital to get a chip put inside of her. You can't say the chips don't exist. Also, if you watch CNN they talk about the NWO. I'm not saying you should believe this stuff, just research it. It's better to learn what's fact and fiction than to sit there and assume.

  • The end of the world will not be decided by your governments, religions, or just plain you. No one truly does know when the end will come. But I can guarantee that it won't be cause by one government.

  • Keep pressing the 1 key, its funny lol. Not to take away the importance of your vid of course, just wanted to share lol.

  • Fagg.

  • I am so glad I left the US when I did...

  • @TheSickHumanBeing glad u cld escape b4 it's too late

  • i think this is the only thing you've said so far that i agree with

  • more mindless rambling from onision the fag..

  • Explain the New World Order..

  • Oh my God! I found a video from this silly kid that I actually agree with! I suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • In my own opinion, yes, the government is corrupt. This isn't new. However, I highly doubt they need to use flu shots to get it done. I'm pretty sure they have a ton of soldiers that could come to our houses, gag us, make us do the macarena, and shoot our brains out. So flu shot? I think they could do better if that was really their intention. I just thought I'd put that out there if it hasn't yet been said.

  • @DarkParadeofSarcasm

    Uh, as much as they'd like to, if that were their intentions, that wouldn't be possible. It kinda goes against the Constitution and America is one of the world powers and known to be the land of the free. They wouldn't be able to get away with it without suffering the rage of other countries first. Trust me, if the government wants to put us down, they're going to do it quietly!

  • Swine flu vaccine does not kill people. But it (fact) has caused a 700% chance increase in miscarriages in people who got the vaccines.

    Try google every now and then. It can be your friend.

  • You look good with those eyeglasses =P

  • i believe that the government is going to release a zombie-like attack on 2012. but thats just what i think is going to happen if it even does. since it's on such a wierds date. i mean c'mon. 2012 12 12 at 12:00 pm? wtf. im not falling for that

  • Also, you might find it interesting to know that they intially grow the viruses on animal fetal tissue.

  • Communicable diseases are naturally inhaled... inoculations are blood poisoning.

  • Everybody just likes to poke holes in shit when there bored lol..... I had the H1N1 vaccine and many months and months later im entirely healthy. Miracle? I think not....

  • lol @ the tags... bs insanity omg please :)

  • Government; wants money only.

  • What about the illuminati? Hmm..?

    There are signs of it .. everywhere. I cant watch Family Guy without having that shit in my face. Why I say family guy is they were bringing up Atheism and suddenly in the background there was a book that had a triangle with an eye on it.

    On the American one dollar bill there is a triangle with an eye on it. george bush just so happened to want to make a new world order. explain that? hmm?

  • @DuskPixiee there are rich white people who control everything there is no illuminati your just being paranoid

  • @DuskPixiee yes duskpixee is right. ive seen that episode.

    also bush ADMITED he was in skull and bones. search it up on youtube the video is still up

  • ONISIONS BIGGEST MISTAKE

    Like the govt. really cares about you. There are so many facets to this thing that I am not going to get into it. But yes, the govt does want to kill you (in a way) and actually in reality couldn't care less about you OTHER than your worth as a body solely to exist to work and consume. If anyone cant see that, I suggest to ingest some plant sacraments and wake up from your waking slumber.

  • whats really annoying is people who blame and complain stuff on eg goverment but dont have the slightest clue about the goverment and whats going on. they only do it cus everybody else is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • seriously will you all shut the fuck up saying he works for the government he clearly hasnt or he would say so cause onision isnt a filthy cunt.

  • @anonymousollie I think a lot of people said he works for the Govt. to mock the conspirators.

  • OMG, you're totally in on it aren't you, Onision? Admit it, they've already gotten to you. You've sold out, man! You've sold us all out to The Man!

  • ok i did hear from a woman who got a type of paralysis, she aparently gets it wen she walks, but if she walks bakwards she doesnt get it but idk wat truth that may have

    som ppl are just too paranoid, there came a time wer i thot vaccines wer put in us to mind control us XD but then i said OMG! thats stupid -__-

    but w.e, to each their own way of thinking i guess >.>

  • in the words of tenacious D 'the government totally sucks'

  • wow...you guys are dumbasses you obviously didnt get the true message of this video......Live your life to the most......rather than worrying about what tomorrow brings

  • who are you to say it wont end, Onision? Im not saying it will, or it wont. Because none of us know. Nobody knows. And why are you backing the government so much? Dare I ask.. Are you in the illuminati?

  • Hold on buddy boy;

    Ask everyone you know about their flu-shot. I have.

    OVER 90% of them have gotten a BAD flu sometime after this shot...worse symptoms than they normally get. SOME of them have gotten a small flu almost directly after taking the shot.

    Almost all of them get a flu sometime after the shot; and the symptoms are not reduced but rather the converse seems to be true.

    TSA patdowns/nude scans: Problem?

    Unless you are a perv, you know its a problem.

  • @matrix13thfloor Forget about "killing you" they 100% ARE taking away more and more of our rights. If you could get outside of your self-absorbed little life there & look around you'd see it as plain as day. There isn't enough room in these little textboxes to really get into anything; but research the patriot acts, the TSA, Global Governance/ New World Order; these things aren't "wacko conspiracy theorists" these things are 100% valid & verifiable with minimal research. SO MUCH MORE

  • @matrix13thfloor REFUSED to give his son Ritlin, it was enforced by the LAW b/c a Dr. prescribed it; search it on YT. A somewhat rambunctious kid is FORCED to take drugs? Come on now, don't over look such things. Vaccine;s you can't go to school without them, you can't work in MANY places without them, it is at this point everything SHORT of Jail...but really how far is there left to go?

    Been telling people about RFID for 15yrs, It is 100% verifiable; just research a little for god's sake.

  • @matrix13thfloor Your new autos all have tracking devices, your pets, cards are all going smart-cards, the Jacob's family was the first family to accept the RFID chip in their skin. There have been 1000's since.

    watch?v=5Aa3ChGIxP8

    wikipediaDOTorg/wiki/Baja_Beac­h_Club

    wikipediaDOTorg/wiki/Radio-fre­quency_identification

    rfidworldDOTca/edible-rfid-mic­rochip-monitors-if-patients-ta­king-medication/112

    take out the DOT & replace with a period ( . )

    Just need 2 research a bit. Its all around you.

  • @matrix13thfloor how do they put chips in our pets?

  • those glasses make you look like a conspiracy theorist

  • cute glasses

  • I DONT NEED SCHOOL.... I JUST WATCH OnisionSpeaks ALL DAY.

  • the chip is already in england, i saw it in the news last year.

    same as in japan

    there planing to put chips here in the US in incoming years

  • Where are they getting killed , several vacines have been banned in several european countries because of incidents including death. But notice in all his vids if he doesn't sgree iy doesn't exist.

  • @daddyg321 Been noticing that, yep.

  • Alex Jones thinks that FEMA camps are real, and that the Illuminati is planning mass extermination programs. Does he have evidence to support these outrageous claims? He sure as hell does not.

    I like that final line "plan for the rest of your lives, not for your deaths", I'm going to use that when relevant.

  • i like toast

  • Fuck... I'm a year late =/ but the only conspiracy theory that I believe is backed up by hard evidence. What I believe is the CIA's direct involvement with "Al-Qaeda."

    I know may sound like a nut job... but its true =/

  • lol if the government wanted us dead they would just nuke us.

  • @supershawnodeseninja then they couldnt do anything with the land do to the radiationa dn crap that it leaves behind for 10,000 years

  • This is the same dude who got humiliated by Fox news lol and seriosuly look into the convulsions young children have had in Europe because of the H1N1 AND since when is mercury good for you?

  • People shouldn't fear their government, the government should fear their people.

  • this nigga is dumb

  • Illuminati all i gotta say

  • what if the conspiratators dont know theyre doing it you could be a conspiritator.?

  • If you read the swine flu vaccine insert it does some nasty side effects. On a news report avalible on youtube there is a video about how mercury is good for children??? Since when : / ... K EYE is the news channel if you wonna search that

  • I never believed the swine flu or microchip thing, but I do believe that the freemasons have been running this and every country behind the scenes, trying to get a nuclear war started so that it'll wipe out 70% of the Earths population and from there create a new world. Just sayin, due to the evidence, it's clearly a possibility that I believe to be true.

  • LOL Maybe they plan to do it with cancer and you pay them to do it. Ever think of that? Watch run from the cure on here and you will see they can cure cancer but they spent the past 50 years telling you that the cure is the devils weed. Did you know Harvard did a study with 100 rats in 2007? shrunk all their tumors in 2 weeks by 50%. Here is the kicker though. Did you know they did the same study in Israel back in the 60's and never said shit to anyone. Who controls Pharmicudicals again? JEWS DO

  • Did anyone els see the black helicopter behind him ? :o

  • I thought this video was going to be about government smuggling aliens onto the planet.

  • H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccine Insert Admits It Causes Guillain-Barre Syndrome, Vasculitis, Paralysis, Anaphylactic Shock And Death

  • @xilluminatorx I wasn't aware that a vaccine could admit anything, you stump.

  • @Helmholz42

    INSERT INSERT dumbass. Its a piece of paper printed by the drug company

  • @xilluminatorx photocopy it and send it to me, or you're just a liar.

  • @Helmholz42

    Do your own research lazy bum. It's EVERYWHERE. Better yet ask your doctor or pharmacy to see it. Scared to Know what you're blindly putting in your body?

  • @xilluminatorx mmhm, okay liar.

  • @xilluminatorx did you know air causes paralysis, cancer, and blindness so you should stop breather or you might get cancer

  • @xilluminatorx That's not at all what it says I just read it. It says only this and I'll copy and paste it "If Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS) has occurred within 6 weeks of previous influenza vaccination, the decision to give Influenza A (H1N1) 2009 Monovalent Vaccine should be based on careful consideration of the potential benefits and risks". Nothing about death, vasculitis, paralysis, shock or death you got that from a BS website.

  • @bugninja80 Nice argument "Duh... no it doesn't!" For one thing I have the actual insert. Another thing, it is multiple pages.

  • @xilluminatorx No shit sherlock of course it's multiple pages and anyone can get it it's on the FDA website it doesn't matter if you have a physical copy and if you do so what you got the shot anyway even though you think it's a conspiracy? Where on the insert does it state what you are claiming what page? Are you just an asshole or what?

  • @bugninja80

    The FDA document online is not the vaccine insert. I have the actual Novartis insert. And no I didn't take the vaccine, I have the insert because my family are all health care professionals.

  • @xilluminatorx Yes it is, it says H1N1 vaccine insert. Are you trying to tell me the FDA posted a false document?

  • @xilluminatorx Pretty sure his point was that people aren't being thrown in jail for not taking the vaccine, and that the vaccine isn't a government conspiracy. Naming the known negative effects of the vaccine is completely irrelevant. His main point was that the government isn't forcing people to take it, and they're not chipping people who don't take it.

  • @muffinmanleet You are wrong, that was his point and he is a stooge. I was addressing everyone who argues that the vaccine is safe.

  • @xilluminatorx

    And your source is?

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  • Microchips and barcodes are coming in to provide medical information. DO SOME RESEARCH. It's not about concentrating on death it's about letting people know the truth so we can all do something about it.

  • Please spare us your opinions, Onision.

  • @Casper48022 Please spare us ur bullshit Casper48022, just go away  plz :D

  • @MrThatguynamedchris1 Enjoy watching you, your children, and your grandchildren enslaved and branded like cattle, thanks to the globalist eugenics mentality and contributions of your truly the cult leader, Onision.. But I guess, not everyone cant think for themselves..

  • @MrThatguynamedchris1 oh snap epic pwnage!

  • I never took the vaccine and went with my life as normal, Swine Flu is obviously overhyped by cowards who fear everything new.

  • @SmartesrPlaYA tell that to the snow we got last year.

  • The government wouldent kill its own people. Why would they? They NEED people to do what they wouldent, example; fight wars. No people= No army= No country.

    If anything they would want to kill off other parts of the world (still not good).

    We need to get another planet so we can move some of the 6 billion people away and not stretch our resources to the limit.

  • if the government wanted us to die they'd have done it already.

  • @missemsnitchesss They don't want us dead, they want us under control.

  • @BrandonTsia i agree.

  • @BrandonTsia who are they?

  • @missemsnitchesss hi mam, mind yo u the gov dosent want to show proof of the cure for cancer.....so that meens they want us alive? i think not....but its not about killing us.. its about controling us. just type in RFID chip and ul see the proof on youtube

  • @gotthkid2 thats what i was saying. i meant the don't want us dead, if they did we already would be.

  • The government is going to biologically engineer mutant cyborg ninjas to come into our houses at night and kill us off. And the only way to defend yourselves is to get lots and lots of bubble wrap. NOW!!!

  • that why i dont beleve in global warming. i mean, these guys said global warming would kill us all in ten years TEN YEARS AGO!!! great video!

  • @jdz416

    Global warming is real, BUT not to the extent of what Gore and all them are saying. They just use graphs and all that to scare people into believeing it 100%.

    But it is true the more Co2 we put in the atmosphere kills off the ozone. And we kinda need ozone. But yea I mean if it was fake, it would still be better to depend on the sun more and make other types of fuel. Sun produces enough energy in one day that the EARTH would use in 300 years.

    :)

  • @jdz416 ??? global warming is definately happening you moron.

  • who told you that bull shit, they want to make money off of you killing you would be completely self defeating

  • I died from the Swine Flu vaccination.

  • please spare us your b-s..

    should maybe practice what you preach?

    but no seriously, great video, informative and investigatory rather than a condescending waste of time. throwing your voice is surely preferable to actually looking up a thing or two and making an informed statement

  • Wow,something I agree with Greg.

  • @Onision. You look so adorable in this video (; aww. <3

  • Obviously works for the Government, don't listen to him.