Ali G Show - Physics, Animals and Chemistry

[smokesceen124]

LMFAO the guys a genius 5:24

[islespatrick]

his pants

[djolivierastro]

'Sir Isaac Neutron'

[SteveBeggby]

''He comes from your great country'' - didn't know he was jamaican?

[mrfuzzer1]

Why cant you swim? I can swim. What a show off.

[SOKOLEK]

I just wonder how much snow had to be crammed into his parents' cunts to get such a snowman like him.

[SOKOLEK]

I am so sorry that these professors agreed to be interviewed by such retard and for his parents.

[skoockum]

"Sir Isaac Neutron"

xD ..holy fuck!

[katagore]

@skoockum "Why did Sir Isaac Neutron shoot that apple from that geezer's head?" hahahahahahaha

[KmokriV1]

me jullie hahahahahahahaha

[harroon01]

"and it anit done by stiff gezzas" lol the professer has a stiffy LOOOL

[robitector1]

why cant you swimm hahahaha xD

[grig24x]

Profs cock defys gravity! lmao

[symnzXx]

"what is an animal" i fucking laughed so hard

[jjtheslayer69]

are all flamingos gay XD i called it before he said it

[manlykblaze]

"why did sir issac neutron shoot the apple off the geezers head"loool

[homiezrgr8]

sir issac neutron

[suokkis]

"We are having a serious discussion here..."

We are? lol

[pseven21]

LOL massive urinations

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

The MIT prof actually seems like a really cool guy.

[Heresy43]

His pants are defying the laws of physics.

[Heresy43]

WTF

[FrozenPeaches]

"gonna show me the inside of his labia" LOLLL

[TheArunsingh1]

"Why cant I swim if I am made out of water"?? The Prof had NO answer. Ha ha ha ha. LMFAO

[Jozusi]

5:06 "I IS MADE OUT OF WO-AH?"

[tonyhawksacriminal]

baaaaaaaaaaaha the fucking bong joke i love it. where is the sucking in part haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hmhmhmhm8]

inside of his labia hahahaha 4:44

[WRAFofzelichking]

WTF is the name of that song that starts off everytime there's a pause -.-

[awesome220]

is his father also famous?

[dceazaman]

Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

[vagonelissss]

We dont suck on that one

[WOGI5M]

"why can't I swin if I'm made out of water?" Genius!

[berserkgatts]

isaac neutron lol

[Jaremus]

"What is an animal?" AAhaahahahaha. You got to be fucking kidding me. Ali G you're a legend.

[eatmywhisperingeye]

It's the pleats ..

[parce86]

hahah i love the ackwardness with the vet

[NeroTube1989]

The primatologist is a Vulcan



[RespekTV]

5:18 professor got OWNED!

[EdTheBadass]

who cares?

:D

[scottfser]

ali g is just too much, soo funny! him and jim carrey makes my life good

[Knightmare2k6]

i'm gonna meet a chemistry professor who's gonna show me the inside of his labia LOL.

[mrnosy1]

excuse me french rofl

[ahussain5656]

What's an animal?? Lmao......... Respect

[anthonyp43]

Wheres the bog roll?Surely thats wrong?Some of em lick it.Oh thats sick,lol.

[1qfxt]

'is all flamingos gay?'' LOL!

[tangelorajan]

and giving them, excuse my french, shite... it's cheap shit, ain't it?

[GetSumNutz]

'Most of me is made out of water!?'

'yes'

'Is that y's i hav massiv urinations??'

[butttermunda]

What is an animal? ehh umm ahhh OWNED

[Computerdisplay]

I have respect for people who win Nobel prizes and dedicate their life to science....Sacha Baron Cohen showed me in 6 minutes how off base our respect can be sometimes. hahahahaha

[websoull]

"What is an ANIMAL?"

hahahahaha........I literally fell down from my chair:)))))) 

[Tahlia350]

@loveallnoobs lol yeah. Those experts are usually bad at explaining.

[uabm]

"WHERE DOES YOU SUCK IN" LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[jxcess3891]

What is an animal? hahahaha

[tarkeke]

we are having a eh...serious discussion...eh..

[afghans4eva]

is all flamingos gay? what does that mean?

[geniusjas87]

"Where do you suck in" hahahah

[dovlinhos]

"So why did Sir Isaac Neutron shoot that apple of that geezer's 'ead?" That sentence is worthy of Nobel Prize :D

[REALNassshole]

@dovlinhos Was he refering to Guillaume Tell?

[EdTheBadass]

how come I don"t swim if I is watter :F

[realjuancho]

Jerome Friedman, the man is a legend. HE sat next to me last thursday EPIC

[jonasbjarke]

so happy that the american version doesn't have the laugh-track.

[emanuelcako]

turn on the the transcribe audio.

[arinhyspam]

rofl! I think that's the funniest Ali G clip I've ever seen!!

[zofoblues]

LOL

[94murph]

lol he thinks its a bong pmsl

[thongdongalong]

is all flamingos gay.. hahaha

[AnakinTheXIII]

They can lick their own? that is amazing! uhum... -awkward silence-

[MusikRYTM3]

4:31.. his head lol 0.o

[Letspreach]

Rare like blue steak.

[mcupidity]

a nobel prize winner, and takes him that long to figure out what babylons are...he's clearly not stupid...but i guess were all familiar with different things

[spitfireinvasion]

lol tht was rare

[GermanMetal]

"No, we don't suck on that one"

[godra051]

How often are animals allowed to go back Africa to see the family .........;-)

[qais33]

what is an animal?

lol

[arushbhai]

i iz made out of Woa hahahahahah lolz listen how he pronounces water. Woa

[retroguy02]

"so is all flamingos...gay"

[mbrkytkn]

excuse me my french :D

[G00SE216]

is all flamingos gay?

no....

come off it. Take a look. what?

[ASSYRIANLEGEND]

"where do you suck in" LOL

[WatZuPNikKa]

why does iask neutron shoot dat apple off dat geezers head hahahahahah

[BaileyJapes]

Does the guy say 'no I'm fucking not' at 4:07?

[allseevid]

@BaileyJapes "I'm afraid not"

[TellinITstraight1]

@allseevid

LOL i aint a jew but i know they run your country and you're angry about it!!

And you are soooooo gay for noticing his erection(if it even is one).

I know im not the only person that has told you this! But really get your self to a homo clinic they might be able to cure you still!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUKIN GAY FAGGOT!!!!!!

[DBLHNDR]

We don't suck on that one.

[allseevid]

The professor has a massive erection!

[JoshMufc101]

@allseevid

thanks for ruining the video for me

[allseevid]

@JoshMufc101 Your welcome! It's always a pleasure to see a happy costumer!

[TellinITstraight1]

@allseevid

you are gay for noticing that and you ruined my viewing pleasure!

[allseevid]

@TellinITstraight1 No shit hun, guess what I don't give a shit about your pleasure, you're a fucking queer fag cunt, go have sex with a pole you jewish scum fagot piece of crap

[LunchtimeLoonies]

@allseevid The professor has a small erection!

[samsung54369]

@allseevid lol

[johnosandra]

@allseevid dvsvssdbnksdbjk BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

[mmeasy123]

is all flamingos gay

[alachabre]

The story of Newton's apple works much better if the whole story is told. Newton wondered, not just why the apple falls, but why the apple falls and the moon does not.

[420chris4208]

Haha.."I is going off to meet a chemistry professor....

Who is going to show me the inside of his labia."

[gdavies4]

"wat is that like a squirrel????"

[robin22391]

@SSgtParmer

what is an animal?

the answer to that is difficult to explain to most people.

[MDDIAZ29]

iz zat why i has masiv urinations? ROFL

[Ironjagg]

i laugh out lout just reading the commends hahaha

[akjjb]

@TonyRestaEnglishBoss It's Dillinja - Twist em out. Massive hit back then!

[WSWarthog]

The Physicist guy got a little unnerved when he realized Ali was talking about tits.

[dubmarine122]

Why can't you swim? I can swim

[PlzPracticeSafeSex]

how could anyone not love the professor! he seems like such a loving, patient person.

[vancouverdogdowncast]

is that like a squirrel? lol

[MrDez5150]

Has the professor got a boner?

[CamiloSanchez1979]

respeK ...

[jamexxxxxx]

what is an animal lol i like his simple questions

[grig24x]

Professor is patient!

[herrerik]

why cant you swim? I can swim!

LOOOL

[addidas12345678910]

wheres tha sakin bit ?

[shotta0121]

What is an animal?

Lol.

Couldn't even answer it.

Inside of his labia.

Lol.

[TheAlaricPetz]

"Im off to meet a chemistry proffesah, who's gonna show me the inside of his labia!"

Hahaha!!

[SuperDayv]

This is rare, thanks!

[Jamokai]

"We dont suck on that one",-only on the others I guess lol

[jeenana2233]

isac neutron, lol

[fizikal2008]

Staines Looool Thats Where Im From! Near Anyway Loool

[jnsermon]

When, Ali is talking about babalons, look at his pants. ERICTION

[Milanotjuh]

that music inbetween is pretty cool. Can anyone tell me what it is ?

[fizikal2008]

@Milanotjuh its tw18 south london music man, if you gimme your email i can give you some tunes?

[nazarjuna]

Is all flamingos gay??

[RoundenBrown]

The inside of his labia!

ROFL

[CHABELAmoshi]

haha 5:43 epic fail!!

[violentautopsy80]

What season is this off of cuz I don't remember this on any of the DVDs.

[MURFMAN04]

The special features on Season 1

[Mumusthereal]

Hahaha!

Physician: Everything is physics.

Chemist: Everything is chemistry.

I've known people from both fields, that is sooo true.

[Kuwaiti1990]

physicist =/= physician

[Oxydox]

@Mumusthereal

Of course, the physicist is right, and the chemist is deluded.

[Reqrezentin]

3:11

BEST MOMENT EVER!

[silentman0000]

What's the point of saying "Excuse me French"?

[Anonymiusen]

It's a saying the English speaking countries use, instead of "pardon my bad language".

[gobberpooper]

hahahaha at 4:06 the animal guy goes "no im fucking not"

[frankkalani]

@gobberpooper no im afraid not.

[onehotseat]

Umm, no... he says "I'm afraid not". Listen again!

[littledaz123]

the inside of his labia lol

[Dakashizzlenizle]

respect xD

[GreenStorms]

where do u suck in on this?

[centuryman007]

"no im fucken not"

?

[XxKuzaxX]

2:02, look at that guys pants , what the fuck?

[TheCosmicGypsies]

@XxKuzaxX - Pitching a trouser tent

[GBJ83]

@TheCosmicGypsies

he's a stiff geezer n thats his prick

[pinball281]

JAYZ=freemason

[Quex01]

isaac neutron

[mjdietle]

the chemistry is best part

[terry2tone]

The chemistry professor is going to show him the inside of his labia!! lmao

[XxBlueWordxX]

ROFL is all Flamingos gay XD

[thewizardofqz]

*snipes finger* respect

[QuikDJ]

who cares?

[OuTlAnDiShFiA]

scuse me french but i feel strongly bout dis

[blacktoofgrin]

this guy..this guy!!! aaaaa zite

[yaroukh]

i feel sorry for these people :))

[rayreturnz]

lol he thought glass thing was a bong at the end

[mjnrus]

massive urinations

[ohgoodjoy]

babylons? omg

[MetaKoola]

Fuck usammon!

[S0uLPiece]

the inside of his labia! XD

[manlykblaze]

ali g comparing animals eating meat for his girl friend haha

[iBogaStylez]

so how come i cant swim if i was made out of water ? haha great

[shotta0121]

Fuckin hell check out that!

haha

[shotta0121]

What is an animal?

haha

[justinjoewills]

Check it.

[StonedWhileGaming]

"I aint never seen one without... you know the sucking bit" Haha, my words exactly!

[DPx111]

looked like dat guy had a boner .. xD

[mrdooba]

sir isaac neutron!!!

[Forty1Second]

Physics is interesting It aint just something done by stiff geezas who is pricks

LMFAO!!!!!!

[kiro1990122]

"we don't suck on that one!" hahahahaha

[noahspeakz]

haha he thinks the lab tool is a bong

[Noogs32123]

Wat is dat? like a squirrel? hahaha

[Kichesias]

I heard that these animals is sometimes fed plants, is that true?

[reggyray]

"It's cheap..cheap shit."

[Kaji617]

Not even on Christmas? thats fucking bullshit!!

[thampex]

lol issack newtron

[Ramox3]

lol i cant beleive ali g comes from the same country as newton

[jpararaja]

You should be more concerned that he studied at the same university as Newton i.e. Cambridge.

[acitalianman13]

lol where is the sucking thing lol

[harisisunique]

He is a Genius.