LOL 2012 Segment 2

[IXBhangXI]

In the video it states "The Mayans spoke of rebirth, not doom"

So are you willing to go up those stairs and have your still beating heart sliced out with an ancient obsidian dagger so that you may be "reborn"?

That is a doom-like society if I've ever heard of one.

[Lollerwagonz]

lol as much as i believe the 2012 doomsday is bullshit and just a way of these assholes making money on survival kits, books, etc., even if this DOES happen on 12/21/2012 or whatever the hell the date is, i REALLY dont think believing in it or not believing in it is going to make the difference that it actually does happen. if you were a believer in it and it actually happens, some angel isnt gonna descend down to you and give you a blowjob, youre just a moron who lived in fear.. id rather not.

[ivazunigajx]

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[mik3hawksworthy]

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[reginauchidazx]

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[askAlanNow]

Wow gay youtube.

[Onimusha64]

OMFG AT 0:54! XD

[ancientmariner1984]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[pkziya]

its end of mayans not us.. thats sick really.. even ppl started to wear shirts with handwrite 2012 is end

[rekpyr]

LOL!

[sinshine1985]

Hopefully all the 2012 believers go nuts and kill themselves to avoid the end... and then we really will enter a golden age - one with significantly less batshit psychopaths

[telcontar321]

Enya- Only time

[xobabyxo11]

lol nice!!

[AnduinX]

ROFLOFLOFLOFL 2012

[gilgamesh1962]

Watch out Tsunami, haha that was great! funny stuff. I think they translated Nostradamus wrong what he really meant was he would be hit by a big Hemmaroid.

[personds78]

Why don't these fucking morons understand that nibiru is fake!!! Even an amateur college going scientist can spot it if it was as huge as jupiter lol

No fucking asteroids in between till 2012.

Dumbheads, global warming is natural process of earth.

And finally, it's just the mayan's calender which is going to end.

[MasterDewayne]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ogbc30]

rews

[RaptorLlama]

lol fail.

[Drenwick]

The song is wierd.

[IraqAmerican]

What's the song?

[Schindy]

dont remember who made it , but the name is This Time or something:P

[IraqAmerican]

Missheard lyrics time

[chitmar1]

lol (famine) hey fat bastard I hope your going to share that your fat anough as it is

[ilyskullsnbones]

lmfao - no diving ; the woman in a boat and people walking around .

but back then there were wars too .

i hope it ends in 3000, but we never know when the worlds gonna end fer sure.

[LOL2012com]

Go build a fire and die? Wow man supaburned!

Oh your banned by the way, stop shitting up peoples movies who are smarter and more talented then you.

[PartyPowwow]

Dude I fucking love your video!!! I also love the dolphin and I love the all the facts!!!

[phatthanasak]

WHAT???

Obama = The Antichrist just because he's black??? fuuck you!!!

[LOL2012com]

This video is a parody..

Oh never mind.

[vince2468motorway]

another illuminati cover up...

WHAT A COMPLETE KNOB....

A NEW BEGINING WILL CONSIST OF THE SURVIVORS...

THESE SAME SURVIVORS WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHATS LEFT OF THE MACHINE....

DONT LISTEN TO THIS TWISTED FUCK... HE WANTS YOU TO BE UNAWARE...

IM TOLD THAT EQUADOR WILL POSSIBLY AVOID THE CARNAGE LEFT BY NIBIRU...

[KevinTechnology]

You are told? told by who?

I guess typing in all caps means you're right, don't mind me.

Nibiru isn't real by the way.

[LOL2012com]

I actually work for a secret wing of NASA, I am a lizard man in disguise and I am hiding things from you. Lost your keys? That was me! BUAHAHAHA!

[BlackFishSS]

@LOL2012com I am secretly David Ickes bum child, he pooed me out. We should go plot some natural disasters and industrial conspiracy sometime. XD

[LukeGrossWWEGuy]

@vince2468motorway Hey freak nobody cares

[wiskawind]

A load of SHIT video! Sorry I watched it!

[LOL2012com]

Check the new video response, and if I catch anyone saying that Einstein bullshit after you follow the source links in the details I will slap your mother.

[Tobi4333]

i hope your right i hope it ends at 3000 insted of 2012

[wfb975t]

Another b.s. story just like 1984. people are total retards to even consider this crap. It takes idiot's with personal problems to create this garbage. They belong on an island for sick heads!

[9pluto]

its cool

[LOL2012com]

Colony collapse disorder was first seen in the 1890's. Einstein NEVER SAID THAT. HE NEVER SAID THAT.

Find me a quote of a article, book, or lecture by Einstein, or a colleague claiming he said it.

Look at snopes man, you are fucking sheep.

[LLAdam2k8]

that woz a cool video LOL2012 I think your right but weres your proof! No one on youtube has any solid proof of any of this stuff! Its a cool story though so il let it entertain me for the next 4 years lol!

[Girlnumberx99]

Die in Pain Bastard !!!!!!

[LOL2012com]

hi frand pleze fraind lit me and suscibe tnahks

[knoxrox167]

i hate how everyone listens to that crap.

FACT: war has always been around and always will.

FACT: famine and natural disasters will always happen frequently. and they always have.

FACT: disease has always been incredibly frequent and will always be.

dont buy into this 2012 crap, people

[chitmar1]

hey 2012 nugget if you werent such an rtard mabey you would know that lol2012 is right

[2012nugget]

Who keeps a bowl of cock arround?

[LOL2012com]

I bought the bowl of cocks from the bouquet of cocks website to send you a nice gift, thanks for ruining it jerk.

[LOL2012com]

Also I just banned you bye!

[2012nugget]

Lets see just how smart you are.....you claim "Fact: The Mayans did not predict the end of the world, José Argülles did! Facts are twisted at best,the Mayans predicted the end of time as we know it in 2012.Thats a fact you can easily verify through the history channel,national geographic,or simply google Mayan history.That means what it means,no more. Your preceptions of the calendars are twisted as well and can be verified in the same manner.

[LOL2012com]

If you google "2012 is not doomsday" you get different results then "2012 oh shit halp me".

That history channel docu was a crock of shit.

[knoxrox167]

For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle" says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."

[knoxrox167]

and...

Astronomers generally agree that "it would be impossible the Maya themselves would have known that" says Susan Milbrath, a Maya archaeoastronomer and a curator at the Florida Museum of Natural History. What's more, she says, "we have no record or knowledge that they would think the world would come to an end at that point."

[2012nugget]

Nice facts there....I mean no facts there ,nada,zippo. The Mayans tell of the end of time as we know it.Period.THATS FACT.I've been there,i've read it,researched it and so on. How do you claim to have more knowledge of the universe and its workings than these people did?Scientist today are still finding out what they knew to be fact.Still finding the text left by them to be toatally accurate.  Nice dolphins..lol.OnePeace

[LOL2012com]

Fact: The Mayans did not predict the end of the world, José Argülles did!

Fact: The Mayans knew of previous cycles, (and ones to come)as the Long Count calendar was actually sort of short for them, calendar wise.

FACT: They had different calendars to make up for this.

Fact: You are an idiot.

Fact: Here's a bowl of cocks for you.

[ihatebadmusic41566]

and yes there is an incress of volcanic activity and floods, war and hurricans

[ihatebadmusic41566]

rebrith is found threw death read revelation it speaks of the same story and permess as the thousand year period

[phalanx25]

This is it ? this is all you got ? I should have looked to see your only 25-

[LOL2012com]

Supaburn

[Patrioticsoldr]

Didn't the Mayans say the world wouldn't end till like October of 4000 somethin?

[uglyloc]

lol @ 42 awconsa in ahes in a canoe and people are walking by

[pkziya]

=) how cool video!!! i will type my next comments for ya in 2013 if i will still alive, (i mean if i will not get killed)lol

Take it easy ppl 2012 its crap

[rdCamen]

THE BEST 2012 VIDEO THIS FAR!

I totally agree with you LOL2012com, all this talk about the end and doomsday is just bullshit that depressed people and unsuccessful scientists comes up with just to get some attention.

I hope more people watch this and realize how silly the whole theory about doomsday 2012 really is.

Live life and have fun while doing it! =)

[phalanx25]

Obama is a Nigger-I'm sorry a 'know nothing nigger', recently he said he would have his joint chiefs call an end to the war,fucking stupid they are not the one's that are in control of that- any way I guess if you love that porch monkey, this would make a lot of sense , you are probably another American moron

and that determination comes clear with your idiotic video slander of another, and pre-placement , political categorization of whom you don't know !

[LOL2012com]

Nigger is a funny word, when you spell it backwards it says "ignorant white trash who I would like to stab".

[pabnv1993]

Theres a book by Lawrence E. Joseph titled, "Apocalypse 2012: An investigation into Civilization's end" Its a good book. Also the author has no view on 2012 he has just gathered some facts into a book.

[gullygunz000]

maybe the golden age comes after massive people die =P

look at it this way...destruction ultimately leads to reconstruction..and post reconstruction = "the golden age"?

[lark17]

to gullygun, see, thats how easy to make a rumor. 2012 is fake...

[Scorpio1987uk]

2012 will be the start of another golden age.... money/currency will be nothing more than scraps of paper and will hold no significance, this is the only way we can excape from a never ending circle of poverty, slavery and war. When the value of human life exceeeds the value of material possesions then we will be welcome in the garden of eden again. Without greed, without prejudice and without secrets..... only then can we reach the golden age...... we still have along way to go.

[sinshine1985]

I stopped reading when I got to "excape" LOL

[Virgile71]

I think you are completely right, there are tons of misreading in 2012 doomsday, but each time an obsession such as end of the world comes, the obsessed do not know the nature and gravity of their obsessions, they just spread false rumors. I wonder how they will feel about their future in 2013 ? Mayans did predict a golden age, not an end, and even possibly an age after the golden one. Their 3 wheels calendar never comes to an end, apart if wheels were broken.

[don7alo]

lol dolphin surfing so... whats the name of the song lol by the way i liked the vid =] very creative and entertaining... you know theres only one way to make sure if its gonna happen or not... we just have to wait and see whose right when the year 2012 comes

[LOL2012com]

That is definatly the best way to find out!

The song is by Enya, forgot the name, only time maybe, sweet november soundtrack

[pabnv1993]

Hilarious Video. Good job.

[purewcutter]

Obama will be the end of this country. Vote for McCain even though it will be very painful to.

[WhatTheDuckey]

TSUNAMIS LOLOLO FAT GUY

[grenda5]

this video was done by an uninformed smart ass who really has nothing to say to the intelligent of this world,mock on fool.

[LOL2012com]

Thanks Granada!

[chitmar1]

welcome to florda we are having are asses blown off by a hurricane so we cant pick up the phone LOL

[scoutwitgun]

i dont agree with u about obama being anti christ i think its hillry clinton and she cant be vice pesient

[LOL2012com]

The movie is a joke, I love Obama.

[chitmar1]

I also heard people prdicted war no shit dumb ass LOL

[chitmar1]

if there world war three people are like oh shit were gonna die no just press the blow up the world button good idea

[Skarifik]

I lol at 2012 who gives tbh enjoy the time we have. we were gunna die anyway why not die in the coolest way possible?

[sminkles45]

if that wont happen

what about the illuminati..

new world order.. what about that 1

[PROLIFICPROPHET]

LAUGH NOW DIE LATER

[LOL2012com]

"I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye cos I sang songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine"

-Cat Empire

[grenda5]

so much for the twinkle.

[scoutwitgun]

haha LOL

[KazrakFTW]

HAHA

[daleayers64]

thank you my kind sir finaly some one who is not completely peroniond

[JKDRippedOn]

I agree about the mayan,<---hope thats how u spell it, callender. there is a phrophecie out called the celestine prophecie which predicts a spiritual cultivation of everyone in the world.

[vamberika]

LOOOOOOL i cracked up when the put clinton and obama as the anti christ was so friggin funny OMG

[SteamUploader]

haha the tsunamies part was so funny great video man

[xxSickwithpainxx]

Obama, Osama =O maby obama is osama but all clean and no beared and is groomed and aint grubby, meaning that Bush planded 9/11 =O they forced hillary to side with obama Oh noes obama might win the gg america

[HumanCruton]

THis is great Lmao. Its a little funnier than the original. X)

ahha tsunamies

[DrewP367]

:D cool dolphin surfing!

[popguck]

LOL2012 thank u for emailing me i will watch this!

[glover112]

WHATS THE SONG CALLED??????

[xxSickwithpainxx]

LOL

[hamchammy]

I myself couldn't stop laughing when it said Clinton and Obama were the anti-christ in the original version. I was really expecting it to say payed for by the national republican congressional commitee.

Very good video. well done :)

[rekpyr]

its funny,lol the last part of the video 3:45 - 4:05 love ds video ^^

[tehdudmasterz]

damnit im a retard for not seeing this stuff

i got caught up in that paranoia

[dEePDoWnULoVemE]

I Love It (: LMAO

[jwraven15]

you dont need to cuss so much.

[LOL2012com]

Vulgarity, as long as it's not used to substitute a poor vocabulary, is fine. Look at Carlin, he was a god of humor, and much smarter then you or I will ever be.

[cowboysrock08]

I like the vid. It's funny.

[victory4msu26]

nice dude good work 2012 what a joke what is that the 30th time in the last century that the world was supposed to end

[jakkmagikk]

thats some good stuff :)

[funwithpoo]

Haha, you are retarted if you think this is ganna happen.

[Itsmeweelynn]

i thought that was very funny. good 1 guys!

[LOL2012com]

Just a heads up guys, [LOL2012 . c om] has been revamped and we're hoping to make it a big resource for 2012. Check it out, thanks!

[Xaz88]

your video shows the turth.

5 stars & subscribe

[happycake2020]

spelled cue wrong

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[LOL2012com]

I drink therefore I am.

[kebireo]

Thank you LOL2012! You have finally shown some sensible facts and figures for this so called 'doomsday'. I am definitely subscribing. This is a real slap in the face for people who believe anything without going to confirm it with evidence.

[XxInnoc3nc3xX]

thank you for getting the facts straight. Alot of things in the vid was true. Those videos talkin about how it really is the end of the world, makes me so mad.

Although, if we don't do anything to prevent global warming from getting worse, or find other solutions to keep our air clean then our world won't go on for another 100 years. That's what we have to focus on first, not dec 21 of 2012. We have to make alot more efficient changes now.

[Abysia]

The maker of this video could not have been more ignorant. George Bush is disregarding human life? To do that would have been to take no action on 9/11. Notice there have been no terrorist attacks on America since then. If Obama is elected, there will undoubtedly be attacks as the terrorists know how cowardly and ignorant liberals are. If you use the term "fear mongering" you are an idiot, as there is a real threat and if you ignore that you are just another ignorant liberal. Truly sad.

[LOL2012com]

Sorry there friend, proudly declaring "mission accomplished" whilst a bloody war that has claimed tens of thousands of lives still rages on is a pretty good example of disregard for human life.

Obama will win, the politics of fear are over, I can't wait until you and everyone like you passes away. It's our generations turn to try and fix what you fuckers have done.

[LOL2012com]

Oh and at my states Caucus, we were the minority, but we kicked the shit out of the Clinton supporters. If you haven't picked up a newspaper in your life you shouldn't even show up.

PROTIP: Fox news is not a newspaper, every press secretary that has left Bushes employ has turned on him. The walls are caving in, can you hear them? You were wrong and now we have to pay the price.

[kebireo]

If you do a bit of searching on Youtube about 9/11, you would notice that 9/11 was planned by the Bush Government. Go check yourself and you will know the truth.

[ShadowElite89]

lmao doplhins hell ya man

[ShadowElite89]

thx man lmao so much better haha 5/5

[shaffer987]

Nice video,

like the other video someone stated out to me well why did the mayam's end the calender at 2012? its because the french invaded i belive,theres always will be wars,there always will be earthquakes and volcanoe's.Hurricanes has it own season people have time to leave but they stay. the closes thing we ever got to the world ending is when George bush was president.

[Loewenthal1]

LOOOOL

[affoidman123]

yo this was awesome!!

keep up with the good vids!!

:)

[HugsFromHeather]

hahahahahahaha. nicely done.

And yeah, I knew the Mayans didn't say th world would end, they said a new would begin. WE'RE GONNA FIND LIFE ON MARS, PEOPLE! =D

[Lawlzorzlol]

"Here's some cool dolphin surfing." win

[Zohhak]

nice vid 5/5

it was time someone gave some real info to all those nubcakes who really thought the world is gonna end.

[LOL2012com]

I put together a last minute mini sketch in about an hour tonight. Until I can get a good idea for segment 3~ I want to do the next one properly, this has all been on a whim so far. Not even using a spell checker :P

Anyway the mini episode is in my profile, there's no high def version, it doesn't need it.

I really appreciate all the messages guys, and the hate mail is hilarious. Aliens are going to fucking enslave me apparently.

[taajohnnybone]

good show

[mislavcro]

Hahahaaha, Darn good video!!! Subbed 5/5...

You are awesome! :D

[almodenahadasay17]

google... my

[almodenahadasay17]

dedicaste tiempo para hacer este video::::.

veo te interesa saber el fin:::::.....

pienso a todos nos interesa:::.....

mas pienso que en el mundo hay muchas cosas malas y muchas buenas:....

pero tarde o temprano acabara ::::....

no somos eternos::...

hacer lo mejor con nuestra vida eso es lo que importa:...

see you:::....

[jetplain1919]

kk cool i will subscribe you

[AoBomberman]

Meh, 2012 = Y2K all over again.

[lark17]

The mayans said the world would end in October 4772.

[Rambosson2012]

Of course we came from apes. You think we wouldn't have evolved at all in tens of thousands of years here on Earth? I do, however, believe that God set everything in motion for the evolution process.

[ToraKouhi]

This really is the dumbest video I've ever seen. It is the work fo an aithest who can't face the truth: christ is lord, and we didn't come from apes. Anyone who believes otherwise, subscribe to Creation magasine and turn to the lord.

[LOL2012com]

Sorry I am an evangelical atheist. Fortunately I live in country where I can choose what I want to believe. Good luck forcing your archaic bullshit on other people though.

[ToraKouhi]

Heh. I'm not gonna both replying to you anymore. It's clear you can't give a clear argument, and you lack any means of brian power.

[LOL2012com]

Brian power?  My name isn't Brain?? Please explain.

[herman2248]

lmfaoo this iss sooo jokeesss :P

[Skwerleeman]

Sure in plain french but there is nothing plain about french :P

I hate those doomsday people with a vengeance... and I agree Tsunami and Famine pic= ROFLMAO

[jayzos]

good job on the vid..it takes alota stress away from all the simple minded freaking out thinking that the worldis gonna end soon...enjoy life..now heres some cool dolphins surfing...ha!

[xRAWRxKITTY]

Pic for tsunami=ROFLMAO

[redford20]

i liked the part when you said scientists then

at the bottom it said HAHAHA lol

[crazyfrog2000]

lol 5/5 faved

[skaros1993]

I LIKE IT!!!!

nothing will happen tho!

(FIRST COMMENT YAY :P)