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  • lol not quite 5 seconds but still funny

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • That is 20 seconds....what is it with these '5 second' things? can no one count any more?

  • @wayn0uk Yeah... it kind of annoys me that fairly cleverly made videos have such false advertising in their titles.

  • How bout that KFC?

  • ergo means therefore

  • @thatmarinedude575 Why not say therefore instead? It makes the film less douchy that way. Using Latin terms to sound smart does not make one smart.

  • only one guy can say bullshit it's arnold schwarzenegger

  • HASUTANO SANO MAYO!

  • lolz i never understood anything the architect said when i watched reloaded

  • "Big words are hard!" *Snerp Derp Cry*

  • I can do it in one word : SHIT! There you go....

  • people don't get the whole reason that the guy with the glasses' ones are funny. they have to be very brief and the dialogue should contain some sort of juxtaposition.

  • fail its more then 5 seconds

  • @DeViLman8682 i dont think u quite get the meaning of the "5 second video series"

  • was kinda funny

  • This is garbage. It's not even remotely funny and it's 38 seconds not 5 seconds. Very poor.

  • @schnabby Fail.

  • @schnabby damn dude you are stupid...

  • @darkseer100 Wow, don't embarass yourself anymore than you've already done.

  • @schnabby yep... stupid

  • You should've just showed a closeup of that hot chick applying junk to her lips :V

  • It cracks me up when Neo looks around at 0:27, like he doesn't understand a word the architect is saying.

  • @Bob30737 it's a fucking 'science fiction' movie, it's supposed to have some plot holes, if it didn't and made complete logical sense it could be happening in reality.

  • @UlciscendiTempus13 I can name several Science Fiction movies with no plotholes and several with plenty of them... that's a pretty gross generalization.

  • Precisely.

  • I liked the part where he said "Bullshit".

  • BULLSHIT

    *cue Navras*

  • and you didnt throw in anything from the best action sequence in hollywood history..wow. the highway duel is fucking epic.

  • Bullshit (Bullshit!)

    Precisely.

  • @gibson953 u forgot the epic " HASATUNA SANO MAYO " xD

  • @M4levolence "HAS A TUNA SAMMICH WITH MAYO!"

  • @CFriis87 lmfao xD

  • @gibson953 hasatuna sano mayo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this was reloaded in 5 seconds, lol

  • That was way more than 5 seconds

  • woah...

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • BULLSHIT... precicsly

  • press 8 to BULLSHIT !

  • 0:33 What song is that?

  • @Inufan20 Juno Reactor - Navras

  • @ felphero

    Maybe, but the comics/cartoons and videogame actually provide plot details that aren't included in the movies

  • ergo=therefore 

  • Bullshit -.- ROFL

  • @xxprynexx no.....really? We must have a genius here!!

  • Ergo! o_O

  • anyone else notice it was 15 not 5 seconds...?

  • @XxPRYNExX its not literal, its an expression you idiot

  • @XxPRYNExX the term "in 5 seconds" means in a nutshell, not always in 5 seconds, look at the origonals by guy in glasses, not all were 5 seconds.

  • man the matrix is just completely stuffed with plot holes when you think about it 

  • @felphero For example?

  • @counterclockwise123 well why don't the machines breed some bacteria and diseases to kill humans? isn't that way easier?why when somebody wakes up from the matrix the machines just flush them down the toilet to have the person be picked up by humans? why wouldn't they just kill the person right there and not have him be picked up and form an army? stupid machines! >.<

    why do agents are all guys in suits? wouldn't be a lot smarter to have them disguised as normal people?

    there are some more..

  • @felphero Well, it is just a movie. Can't explain everything, nor is there a need to. Even with all these plot holes it's still one of the greatest films of all time.

  • @felphero

    Well the machines need humanity as a form of energy, since mankind decided to fuck up the world forever and let the sun not come through, so the machines can work with solar energy. If you watch the movies, or at least the first one, you would know that, as Morpheus summarizes it pretty soon.

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV well, no shit! i'm talking about the people in zion and stuff, but if you really wanna go into that subject, humans aren't energy producers we are mostly consumers, the little amount of energy we would produce would never come out positive considering the maintenance we would require like food, place to take a shit, keep the bodies on a neutral temperature and having the matrix it self, why don't they just use some fusion reactors makes no sense

  • @felphero

    Well, the proccess of "ejecting" one, if he wakes up, is probably because commonly this only happens, when they die. So they are dumped. The machines do feed the human intravenously, not with burgers or w/e (wtf :D), and the glibbery substance inside those casket-ish capsules in which the humans are in probably provide the right conditions. Also, considering the movie takes place in the future, it is even possible that resources are currently not available in sufficient numbers.

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV but still its retarded, you'd think that the machines who manufactured the "dark storm" nanites would be able to neutralise it.

  • @Bob30737

    These are not the same machines. As a matter of fact, Morpheus does not explain, what kind of machines they used. For logic's sake, it was not a machine with artificial intelligence, but something more in the likes of a "weapon". In addition, this is already reality, weather has been altered by humanity, on purpose. I do not remember which Asian country exactly it was, but one altered the weather, so it would rain every now and then. resulting in air-pollution getting "washed" away.

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV obviously you haven't seen animatrix or read the comics X)

    The machines that manufactured the nanites for the "darkstorm operation" are the same machines that asked to be accepted in the human rights act. so you can't say that they are unintelligent, and all that stuff happened in 2090-2100......bearing in mind that anderson "woke up" in 2199.

    Put simply the whole premise for the movies is retarded, you'd expect them to have solved the problem.

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV The movie is essentially saying "the technological singularity got pwoned by smart dust"

    Which is probably the worst premise for a SF story.

  • @Bob30737

    However, THAT is your opinion. Machines do not learn, you should've understood that by now. They are man-made, so it is just the logical conclusion to the information given by the Matrix-Trilogy.

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV FACEPALM

    obviously you haven't seen animatrix or read the comics X)

    The machines that manufactured the nanites for the "darkstorm operation" are the same machines that asked to be accepted in the human rights act. so you can't say that they are unintelligent, and all that stuff happened in 2090-2100......bearing in mind that anderson "woke up" in 2199.

    Put simply the whole premise for the movies is retarded, you'd expect them to have solved the problem.

  • @Bob30737

    Exactly, that's why I always constantly reffering to the movies, even pointing out the Matrix-TRILOGY in my last comment, so I can not continue the argumentation. =P

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV The wachowski brothers accepted the animatrix and the matrix comics as an actual part of the matrix universe, so you shouldn't reject it because you haven't read/seen it.

    And when i said in my last comment "you'd expect them to have solved the problem" i was talking about the machines, if we include the animatrix in the storyline then the machines recklessly sold technology to humans without think about the consequences.......

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV .....And if we exclude the animatrix storyline, sticking only to the triology, we end up with machines to stupid to discover a new source of energy or find a way of solving the "darkstorm" problem.

    And funny enough in matrix revolution we see that the darkstorm just electrocutes stuff, so with a good faradays cage the machines could have VERY VERY VERY easily solved the problem, not to mention the fact that the machines didn't use geothermal energy, and the humans did.

  • @LaughOrLeaveTV .....And if we exclude the animatrix storyline, sticking only to the triology, we end up with machines to stupid to discover a new source of energy or find a way of solving the "darkstorm" problem.

    And funny enough in matrix revolution we see that the darkstorm just electrocutes stuff, so with a good faradays cage the machines could have VERY VERY VERY easily solved the problem, not to mention the fact that the machines didn't use geothermal energy, and the humans did.

  • @felphero  when you think about it your mom is completely stuffed with dildos.

  • @kickkillbob sure is!

  • @felphero Like what ?

  • @felphero yeah, but it's so complicated that you don't catch them until like the fifth time around, and the "plotholes" you caught the first time through are actually explained.

  • Bullshit ! lol

  • if any one knows the song, let me know as well :)

  • @Stariekins Juno Reactor - Navras

  • Yeah I know it's from the movie, but what's it called?

  • Yo...

    whats the name of the Opera-like song in the last few sec?

  • Sometimes I need reminding that there is no Matrix beyond the 1st film; this prevents me from renewing disappointment out of nostalgia.

  • ...... this was over 5 seconds

  • what music was at the end?

  • @youtellme24 It is from the movie.

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  • The Matrix Reloaded in 1 word

    "bullshit"

    The End

  • BULLSHIT (what architector said, not the video)

  • Anyone else hate how the intro is just as long as the actual content?

  • @rtm1137 That is the essence of the "movie in 5 seconds" thing

  • Man... this movie`was so pretentious! XD

  • hahahahahaha

    

  • ergo..

  • Which 5 seconds of that are supposed to represent The Matrix Reloaded?

  • @Cernoise the bullshit ones

  • if you keep pressing 6, the people in the screen up to the right are doing things

  • do not look here!!!

  • best description of this movie i've seen all day

  • this was one fucking boring film huge letdown after the first one, i fell asleep watching it. This video makes it justice.

  • matrix question: what/who was the architect? was he just a program?  some guy who built the matrix? fried chicken proprietor?

  • @goodgodyou Bullshit

  • @goodgodyou stfu! kunt! raaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! rawawawwaawa hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

  • Press 8 for some serious bullshit.

  • "It is very easy to get into the top rated comments by simply paraphrasing words spoken in the video. Ergo, many people do it so they can get thumbs up. Concordently, the first thing people get to read is just a text form of what they already heard. It is the result of a systemiclly anomally that such things get to be the highest rated comments. Ergo, these comments remain irrevicably popular."

    "That's Bullshit!"

    "Precisely."

  • 30 seconds lol

  • So what does agent smith do in the second 2 movies?

  • @Shmulvey Fuck shit up in the best way possible.

  • "whoa"

  • @goodgodyou WHAT? Please make a resume of what you've just 'cause I'm high right now and you doesn't seem to make sense...[I hope you realise that is quite gay to know all this complicated words,I mean gibberish,you've just wrote,ain't ya?] :) Have a excelent nite,YOU DOPE :)

    P.S. Where in hell did you learned to spell burlesque? :))

  • @goodgodyou Even if you dont believe me,I actualy got the idea.DUH! :)

  • I SWEAR I SAW THE CHICKEN MAN

  • This was wonderfully edited and far better than almost all other five-second videos out there. The only other two that are equal to this in cleverness are the transformers parody (the one where Sam answers "yes") and the Iron Man parody, which wins out due to its sheer appropriateness.

    Meanwhile, I love the Architect's vocabulary and sense of fashion. I wish I had a suite and a beard like that.

  • @Monosmith

    Bullshit.

  • MAybe I can also be a top comment by acting like I'm a genius. Argo, coincidently I am smart. Lets see smart words and phrases. Space time continuum. Anamoly. Trigonemetry. Ambidextrous.

  • 0:05 Should have ended here.

  • @HighPriestofLemuria Bullshit.

  • @Ikarosus Precisely.

  • Oh yea my favorite part of the movie "Bullshit"

  • best 5 seconds out there

  • @mypenis sorry for all the masturbation... BAM TOP RATED COMMENT!

  • why don't i think of things cool to write like the second highest ratings poster did?

  • if you wanna know the truth.....follow the green thumb.

  • Bullshit

    

  • I was promised this movie was 5 seconds long, instead its 38 seconds long, now im late for work...

  • @TheLego662 you spent probably 15 typing that...

  • @TheLego662 I like how you copied that comment from another video so you could get highest rated. Does that honestly matter so much to you? Getting a few thumbs up on a damn youtube comment?

  • @Cybrisk does it honestly matter to you what matters to him? :) get over it.

  • @arunas137 does it honestly matter to you that it matters to me that it matters to him that you commented? Get over it :)

  • @Cybrisk nope :) just pointing out the futility of your argument against someone you'll probably never meet, nor have any contact with. doesn't matter to me a bit, i just knew i'd get a response along those lines.

  • @arunas137 and how did you know that? Can you see the future? Ok then tell me how many toes an elephant has. Go ahead. dare ya. AHA! THEY DON'T HAVE TOES! Since I was right all along that means I win this argument.

  • @Cybrisk i knew you were going to say that :)

  • @arunas137 dammit, foiled again.

  • @Cybrisk i make it a habit to foil youtube fools.

  • @arunas137 Ah, a youtube fool I may be...but I am not just any fool...you have waged war with me, Cybrisk, the troll king supreme. You are intelligent young one...why not join the dark side? You may even become the heir to my throne someday.

  • @Cybrisk ahh alas, you wish. you're only going with "lol i'm a troll lol" because i've verbally raped you :) it's adorable. now be a good lad and toddle off.

  • @arunas137 wut? I thought this conversation lost it's seriousness when you replied...have I been doing it wrong and this was a real argument or what?

  • @Cybrisk oh it's not serious, not to me at least. just amusing.

  • @TheLego662 thats not even funny seein as how u just copied it from another vieo

  • >Title says five seconds

    >Clicks video

    >38 seconds

    >wat

  • It took so long to load those long words

  • ''that's bullshit'' xD LOVE Neo!

  • love the one winged angel at the end

  • @wodsman It wasn't one-winged angel, it was a piece of music that played at the end of the third film.

  • The Architect looks like Colonel Sanders, ergo I giggle. It must have been a systemic anomaly.

  • THE KFC GUY CREATED THE MATRIX!

  • @TehDancingZombie that's why all the food tastes like chicken!!!

  • Why did he show the boring part of the movie? i thumbed down :P

  • @Cooling23

    That was the point, that scene made no sense.

  • SPOILER: THE OLD MAN IS THE ARCHITECT

  • those were 14 seconds....

  • @Azianpenis "5 seconds" refers to a short funny summary of a movie that doesn't have to be done in 5 seconds.

  • bullshit *epic chorus* precisely. *clapclap* awesome

  • I never understood this movie...

  • What music played at the end of the video? The one with the choir?

  • @MadPyrotechnicus Navras. it's from the Matrix Revolutions soundtrack. and its EPIC.

  • @mikethe4th Thank you kindly, Sir ;)

  • Anomalys?!!!! Get out of here stalker.

  • longest 5 seconds EVAAAAA?

  • fuckin trolls......barely any of the 5 second movies are actually 5 seconds. . you think that we all cant see that its more than 5 seconds?

  • ahahha hahah lolz nice nice :P !

  • Fail. That was 16 seconds.

  • @FreeIndividua fail on you

  • @FreeIndividua bullshit

  • Ergo.

  • if the white guy said all that to me Iwould be like huh.

  • @MrHoppers002 They're both white.

  • the old white guy. lol the one spouting all that stuff.

  • but.. but.. Ergo...

  • 75 thumbs down

    Ergo...

  • wat was song at 0:33 ??

  • @ghostrank007 Navras by Don Davis, methinks

  • THAT WUZ MOOOOAR THAN 5 SECS!!!

  • press 5.

    arkityarkityarkityarkity...

  • That movie looks even more like shit than it ever did before, something I had thought not possible until now.

  • neo doesnt know what hes talking about so just says BULLSHIT

  • Press 5 if you dont know who old man is.

  • concept fail...

  • Press 6 to hear nom nom

  • @Boogonomotry Thank you. I just made a rapping song about his speech.

  • Hmm...architect of a surreal world fueled by the cognition of those who are plugged in and are either aware/unaware of the fact that they are in such a world...sounds a lot like a movie I saw last year...

  • ERGO. BULLSHIT!