Battlefield 2142: Knifing 101 - Volume 2

[SoCalLongboarding]

i did this and got banned :( ... i told them that this is what i learned on the internetz but they didn't listen

[Bonkbonk100]

haha looks fun, but what a noob move.

[madpatrik1997]

BANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ogambu]

this tips sucks ...

[Ziggylata]

LOL AT SOUNDS

[Eclipsepoland]

wierd they dont kick vote

[scr0unger]

I'm truly astounded that u didnt get banned after first kill lol. but seriously thats wicked gay and its noobs like u that make it hard to find a decent knife server

[TyKtv]

@scr0unger Wow it's 1 guy out of a freakin million people shut up and screw off

[scr0unger]

no its not just one guy. there's assholes who do that all the time and it ruins the game

[TyKtv]

k then go cry to your mother about it otherwise quit complaining

[scr0unger]

@TyKtv that comeback was so original i don't know what to say. you must be very proud

[TyKtv]

lmao it wasn't even a comeback i was telling you to go cry to your mother, or quit complaining

[Ziggylata]

Why doesnt everyone jusp play NORMAL! no "Knife olny" or any crap...

[cscmole]

you know.. a real knifer would knife on a regular server.. not some pussy "knife only server lets be nice and fair' besides its a games and only a nerd would use "noobs and omg thats soo gay" im sorry but tyKtv is right shut the hell up becuase people like you are anoying.. have a nice day

[480AC]

yep... your the azzhole we ban from our servers

[techkrill]

ROFL

[guitarmaster31234]

rofl too bad the audio got disabled i bet it would be another from zelda

[Jarmo420]

bad news man thats a ban too, but i will say this, thats what i did to get my badge for that

[Flotsam150]

Hehehehe...

you're lucky you didn't get kicked...

-Flot

[MacMurder101]

you cunt, there is nothing worse than someone who thinks they are awesome when killing a knifer, but i do aggree with kingalex in saying funny but only because of the physics

[Lixersan]

wow, i need to do that sometime.

[DavidKevlar272]

Aw man...what was the soundtrack?

[IkerCasillastheGod]

lol im suprised you hadnt been kicked

[CommandeRSuLLy]

Legend.... :-)

[kingalex56]

cheapo, but still funny

[synterlu]

hahahahalol

[SAhinGI0]

you're just cheating... and thats called a knife guide?

[oscar86848]

zelda music will always stay in my memory

[Backscrachter]

how many tags u need for that knife?

[Derkaman69]

i think 50 unique tags i'm on 48!!!!

[w00tdaRJ]

nope, 100

[IkerCasillastheGod]

no its 50 unique

[RebelForce8]

video for how to get xp fast..and how to get kicked from servers and banned

people like you make playing hard for everyone else so please just fuck off

[ArgentineDude]

cry moar...

[DPHogeveen]

lol....a typical stat padders response. Get some real skill and earn your knife badges properly. Im up t 12000 knife kills legitimately. I`m guilty of APC use in a knife servers twice too. Unholy fun splatting the cheating buggers :)

[DPHogeveen]

nice vid btw :)

[tracerboy959]

i play on knife servers alot, but i found this vid really funny.

[ALEXIS25777]

Lucky to have gotten server with no admin!! RARE... Cannu chose one with none? how do we know if theres one or no^?

[rockyeagle92]

lol

[motokrzrrbom]

i havn't played this game 4 mega, how do you change seats again??

[zenniz1992]

f1 , f2 , f3 so on.

[maplesader]

dude ur vids rock,keep it up! mind if i pm u my battlefield 2142 username (even tho ull get owned...baldly)(dont take that<<<<< as an ofencive comment i admit ull pwn........me

O_O ummmmmm btu urrr ill tryin train in da meantime

[kapelmuur]

Funniest vid I've seen on Youtube.

[Unclefunguz]

Rofl dude awesome!!

[radovest]

0:22 - wtf

[Platinger]

Guys like you really suck. Why do some suckers always have to cheat? Noob.

[TrueThanny]

Playing with a knife on a ranked knife server is cheating. Killing the wankers who do so with an APC is not.

[parasthesia]

what kind of gay shit is that..

[Drill48]

You mean the sounds? Legend of Zelda, Super nintendo. One of the best games ever created...

Seriously though, I agree 100% with Spanky2142, best way to win a knife fight is with a gun. (:

[TrueThanny]

Regular Nintendo, not Super. The very first game I bought for that system, thanks to those corny commercials in the 80's.

[ParadigmShiftr]

Good video! RDX is fun, but gets you banned alot quicker.

Thanks for making BF2142 fun for me again, spanky :P

[Thorgal43]

ITS Nooob whene u are on knife server take RDX ^^!

[Heppenheim94]

schlecht ich mag so was nicht wenn andere im messer server sind und mit panzer oder waffen kämpfen aber es hat was witziges 2**

[Jorick2142]

niceeee!

[GBlair88]

EA made it easier to run knife onlyservers, by adding infantry only mode they've stopped people being able to really good stuff like this ^^^^.

Though I still see servers running conquest mode with 'Infanty only' in the server name.

[sayashi]

HAHAH nice vid!!

[joequangbui007]

can anyone tell any good server for knife?

[buckykatt323]

ea has shut down most knife servers because they are considered stat padding. same with snipe/knife servers. i dont recommend entering either because ea has been wiping stats of any player in a snipeknife or knife server.

[joequangbui007]

oh ok thxs for telling me

[validtilvoid]

Haha that's great!

[buckykatt323]

to get the dog tag knife, you need 150 UNIQUE dog tags. that means u knifed 150 different people

[corndogsmoothie]

i got 3 lol

[buckykatt323]

wow....just wow

[dshgfgfp]

no you only need to knife 50 to get the dog-tagger dagger

[superhelt33]

that is lag

[Amitay]

lol

[bejuma]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA xD

[n3ckone]

Great Vid , good laugh, loved it.

[redspike000]

80-100?? strange....i just have like 58..and i got the dogtag knife.....

[huey31415]

I did it with an admin there once :(

Before you start shooting, initiate a kick vote against someone. You can't get kicked until the first vote is over

[redspike000]

its ok...i got the dog-tag knife ^^

i only need the 50 uniqe tags^^

[redspike000]

say...how did u get the dog tag knife??

[evilives34]

i think 8 or 10 knife kills in a round

[lIWhateverIl]

How to get the Dogtagger Dagger: 80-100 UNIQUE dogtags.

[BattlefieldBrock200]

what server do you play on

[intrugens]

Haha sweet.I'm gonna try that It's not like a person can get baned for playing by the rules anymore! less its the server but i meant EA wise,But sweet vid loved all volumes.

[irhax]

now tell everyone how u are perm banned from every knife server.

[spanky2142x]

Most of the servers in this video have been shutdown for terms of use violations a year ago. And at least at few participants had there stats wiped.

[lugia368]

did you get wiped out

[spanky2142x]

Nope

[lugia368]

wow

[ellmister]

LOL classic, one of the best 2142 vids yet, i hope 2 see more comming

[anacdahudee]

The idea of battle is to kill the enemy by whatever means necessary not just run around dolphin diving trying to get some peoples tags. I got my knife medal gold and thats all those servers where useful for. Nice video, loved to see the knifers get whats coming to them :)

[CobraXlucas]

nice but i dislike when people do that to me stick to knifing lol resist your temptations lol

[marin3e]

classic...very funny

[Fez994]

That's the biggest D-BAG thing to do...way to keep the spirit of battlefield true...Why dont you try earning your medals? If you want to settle this on the battlefield, I'm Futant 420

[spanky2142x]

Settle what? You free to complain all you want.

[corndogsmoothie]

lmao this is funny shit 5/5

[wesa117]

I done this ounce, got a distinguished medal in about 15 seconds.

By the time looked, it had 15 votes for me to be kicked so i left straight away.

Good for when you want to gte that unlock quicker

[SSxMisfiT]

Fucking Hilarious.

[luckyx777]

LINK HAS A GUN/APC/MECH.

[luckyx777]

LINK HAS A GUN/APC//MECH.

[playit2354]

If you don't knife don't us wepons go to another server:D

[bluenicholasbf2142]

gd job and you were very lucky nowadays you aren't even allowed to step into a vehicle for long, don't talk about using the flaming balls of death... 5/5

[zangj]

its a funny vid, i like the disco inferno, an tha quotes

[MamboJamboooo]

Awesome! I'm lmao! Great Job - watched this several times and can't stop laughing.

[zangj]

choose the obvious

[1blackhawk2]

You a lesson on how to knife, My Soilder name is =NfB= Blackheli. Oh, and by the way GET RIDE OF THE FUCKING LINK MUSIC!!!!! ITS BATTLEFIELD RETARD!!

[spanky2142x]

Wow, you said mouthful.lol

[1blackhawk2]

I tend to get on my soap box when i witness jackass's like this

[spanky2142x]

Hey Blackheli, go buy yourself a sense of humor. Although I do welcome comments from the crowd that takes this game way too seriously. keep 'em coming. lol.

[1blackhawk2]

Well obviosly im not trying to be funny. Im just pointing out that your a wimpy little stat padder going to a knife only sever to get your shotgun pin and your weels of hazard pin and earn your other badgse against a bunch of people with knifes. And it really pisses my off to see people like you get these achivements without even trying, while on the other hand i have to go against skilled players.

[spanky2142x]

if this "really pisses you off" then you probably need to get a life. Incidentally, I'm betting I'd cut you up with any weapon. ;)

[ztejas13]

Dude I'm betting he would kick your ass, he's probably good at knifing too.

[1blackhawk2]

Any one that plays on a knife sever is a complete and total n00b!!!!!! Especialy this jack ass that decides he is going to jump in a dam APC and stead of having the balls to go knife someone with a gun. U R SO GAY!!!!!!! Not only do you got to a knife stat pading sever, but you use an APC?!?!?!?!?! I bet you couldn't knife any one pointing a gun at you. I earned Both my Silver and Gold knife badge in one round on our =NfB= 24/7 Gib sever. You clame your better than this join in and ill give....

[KDunn333]

And I Forgot were Xpert DemoPackersJust For you lol....

[spanky2142x]

Excellent thanks for the comment.

[KDunn333]

If You still play bf2142 add my ingame mrtim3 im =TSP= and Guess what ... Were Knifers Hahaha

[GBlair88]

APC mortars are a lot of fun, you shoulda played as support and put an IDS on the APC so it'd be easier to spot the stat-padders.

[spanky2142x]

great idea, only there was no northern strike when this came out.

[GBlair88]

That would make it kinna hard to stick an IDS on it then :P. I didn't get the game till April when Northern Strike was already out, so I was used to having the IDS in my kit.

[LonelyFreedom13]

Rofl.

Great job on this video. 5/5 Hands down.

[Captainhitsugaya10]

this server brings back bad memories ill tell u though atleast it will keep u entertained after the movie >.> well

It all began i just got my collectors badge * i bought the game 2 days ago * so i was really happy and an admin starts backtalking me saying " your not the only one with that badge" and curses at me then kicks me and bans me :/ its stupid how admins can react to anything * only the guy * not any other admins his name was [BM] w8liftn lol.. thanks for reading :D

[spanky2142x]

Thanks for sharing

[Adzmaster12]

lol last time i went on a knife only sever i got bored after 1min so i started using rdx demo lol i was baned :(

[spanky2142x]

well done.

[Adzmaster12]

its so tempting people with knifes in a big group u cant resist puting explosives in the middle :D

[1catpoop1]

i would just run over all of them

[gravy666ugetpwnt]

the series is great! the music w/the killing is hilarious

[Heliman234]

i fixed the graphics in the options section in the menu but now it goes slow

[rennbahncookie]

er how to see if admin is on or no??

[spanky2142x]

You really don't know, its kind of by luck. Server name and clan tags sometimes indicate who the admins might be.

[Heliman234]

listen how u make the graphics that well because ur graphics look better than mine

[youngjun3]

lol u didnt get kicked?and u can report them for admin abuse and running an illegal knife server???

[Heliman234]

why does his game load the server so fast plz tell me mine takes like 15 min it then goes a little slow and not as good graphics plz tell me my computer is a Windows XP 2000 tell me how to make it faster and better graphices plz

[spanky2142x]

Its because I sped up the video. I doesn't load that fast in real-time. Typically takes about 1 minute (longer if you haven't played in a while or messed with your graphics settings).

[utetopia]

that music is really anoying,but kool vid

[DrabTShirt]

the first one is still the best

[superbobble]

i cant watch this with this 'music'

[BikeTrialsR]

your videos suck

[Elliotthill1995]

lol hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

[Lichking6662]

xD good one

[DMGCTRL13131313]

Don't forget to write down the server's IP - that way, after they kick you, you can report them for admin abuse and running an illegal knife server...

[mute220]

lol funny but i find knifing is more relevant in bf2142 since theres dog tags and it seems well worth knifing them then in bf2 good video you showed that who's boss!!!

[davidh9554]

fag

[RealCommunist2]

i got my explosives badges on knife servers same as my APC one it is so epic when u see the chaos u have done. me and my m8 single handedly turned a server to the shits with explosives and APCs so epicly funny

[Mafia2496]

WOW you bitch stop messing people knife fight up.

[Purgeeee]

WHAT IS FUBAR?

[BassV93]

Fucked Up Beyong All Recognition/Reason

[sovietdreadnought]

this is sure to attract some banns...

[kalimul]

If u don't got knfing skilles you try to get back at them....totally understandable.The music was unpleasant though...3/5

[debs083]

lol zelda music! great vid man, I will follow your advice, oh great Jedi master

[hideeho1230]

Lol this is admittedly funny but considering its called knifing 101 shouldn't you at least show SOME knifing?

[CdXKharlan]

This video makes me rofl everytime I see it.

lol

[badboyblaze]

LOL thats soo funny

[DarkLeon202]

knife only is illegal :D I know people wich account is reset

[19andoverlol]

for what? lol

[mute220]

its like stat padding ....

[19andoverlol]

Not really...it's not stat padding if a guy constantly uses his pistol to get kills so that he can get the pins and badges, the same way it's not stat padding if you constantly use knives on each other.

[mute220]

umm its against the terms of use so i dont think its really smart but if you like join in noob!!!

[elite277]

How to be a fag and ruin fun for other plays 101.

I join knife servers purely to hunt killjoys like you.

YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.

[Patrioticsoldr]

stat padder n00b

[spanky2142x]

Oh maan...LOL. I love comments like this :).

[Vampire23312]

Dont we all

[willphonic]

i love cheese :D

[VvRazorvV]

hooooly shit nice man, i wish i culd stay long enough on a knife server 2 do that : (

[assaultpwnage]

lol fucking hilarious!

[chairman967]

wow thats pretty retarded cause i mean every pussy that cant knife goes into a God damn vehicle

[zangj]

haah disco motherfuckin' inferno..."Mediiic!"

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

how many times were you kicked

[MMarshalRaynor]

It was funny, but I personaly think that Volume 1 was funnier, this just went a little to long

[GenessisLintuna]

Absolutely brilliant xD Loved the video.

And.. thanks for the idea! =o x)

[IMI50AE]

I wonder if all the people hating on you realize that as a ranked server, they are not allowed to 'restrict' vehicles or have a 'knife-only' server. It's against EA's rules.

Love your work.

[cardinal4]

Knifing servers are banned when EA gets around cleaning up stat padding servers.

And you're a gay not to abide by the rules of your server.

[Popesloany]

Stats padding noob!!!

Going in to knife only servers is classed as stats padding, ur a noob

[DuraheLL]

whatever I said earlier, I don't mean it anymore. KILL THOSE PATETHIC KNIFE PEOPLE WOOHOO

[as39453855]

GENIUS

[Robotchickenfanatic]

When u made link holding the green badge, i laughed my ass off lol

[snake9510]

hehehe, zelda music

[Seuska]

LMAO XD

[DaFlyingCamel]

I banned from almst all the gay knife servers for ding that rofl :) keep it up I love raping nerds who farm shit and dont play for fun

[Draconis1719]

You're such a DICK! I'd be pissed if you were on my server. But it's SO funny to watch.

Cannot. Look. Away.

XD