I dont get why people put names to their genitals: if you start there, then you would need to put a name to your favorite place in your ear (that you like to touch), or the place in your arm you like to scratch when you are bored, etc. it would be a disaster... better leave it nameless, annonymous... or just ad a title like mrs. vagina. and mr. dick... or just Lady V
There is a reason why most people hate me and it's because of the sort of things that are going through my head right not. I CAN'T WRITE DOWN THIS SHIT! We'd have to create a new level of hell.
There is a reason why most people hate me and it's because of the sort of things that are going through my head right not. I CAN'T WRITE DOWN THIS SHIT! We'd have to create a new level of hell.
I (and my friends) have come up with a system which basically involves shoving "lady" (said in a suggestive tone) in front of random nouns, for example:
Lady purse, lady business, lady pillow.... and maybe even lady lamp etc. :)
Some other ones on the tip of my tongue (literally) Classics: Axe wound, coin slot, fishpaste tunnel. Some of my own: Hole of Ga'hoole, banana basket, labia lounge.
When I was younger my friends and I came up with the name: "Lizard-gina-po".... Don't even ask where that came from because believe me, I have no idea.
What about Tomi's Muff??
Prs4ever111 3 weeks ago
I'm not sure, I like Tomi's puff That one was good.
All I got is, a anagram for Tomi's is moist, Hope that helps :P
MrLeviCastro 3 weeks ago
Front bottom? Oh my.
007meepit 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LADY GARDEN.
freemonkey118 1 month ago
I dont get why people put names to their genitals: if you start there, then you would need to put a name to your favorite place in your ear (that you like to touch), or the place in your arm you like to scratch when you are bored, etc. it would be a disaster... better leave it nameless, annonymous... or just ad a title like mrs. vagina. and mr. dick... or just Lady V
ArturoDabdoub 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Your flannel rag, of course!
flannelrags 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
sausage pocket
minwaash 1 month ago
Flopsy if you are a starkid fan :)
accionerimonstarkid 1 month ago
You're probably the person that I think makes the funniest videos of youtube, and you only have 952 views. I seriously don't get it.
X0verXDriveX 1 month ago 3
Name it fitta its cunt on swedish
killphone97 1 month ago
To be subtle, we've used "Front Bottom" and "My Bathing Suit Area".
toddeamon 1 month ago
Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought the WTF meant 'Where to find'.
TheBlueHeroes 1 month ago
The gardens of Venus?
Tarlok48 1 month ago
Hairy harmonica always amuses me.
Strangely arouses me too...
Pimpmasterjazz 1 month ago
I truly love your British accent and I want to learn how to speak like you! ONT, Muff?
MikaelH1 1 month ago
Francine!
GiveMeBliss95 1 month ago
Bobby
yogapirate 1 month ago
The cloverfield monster is a good idea or something like choochie. You can say i need to clean my choochie. Oh, gross. nvm.
fuckyeahclaudia 1 month ago
Just call yours steve. By far, the best name for anything ever. Besides people.
nathanjamesgoodner 1 month ago
Your eyes are just mesmerizing o.o
probie145 1 month ago
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There is a reason why most people hate me and it's because of the sort of things that are going through my head right not. I CAN'T WRITE DOWN THIS SHIT! We'd have to create a new level of hell.
X0verXDriveX 1 month ago
There is a reason why most people hate me and it's because of the sort of things that are going through my head right not. I CAN'T WRITE DOWN THIS SHIT! We'd have to create a new level of hell.
X0verXDriveX 1 month ago
I call it my 'lady business.'
haidochan 1 month ago
i once fucked a girl with a bull ring
sosolidvampire 1 month ago
wow even when your talking dirty you still sound kinda posh oddly enough
Sonoftoenails93 1 month ago
i called my ex girlfriend's vagina her "true beauty" which she thought was hilarious
CunnininnuC 1 month ago
"Quim." It's only one syllable, it has a long history, and it sounds nice.
WG55 1 month ago
I have an idea, how about Lilo ? It's a cute name, just saying...
Pionced 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
I refer to that certain part of my anatomy as my "Lady Bits."
Defectivesociallight 1 month ago
I have a friend that says flossy.
I can never look at fairy floss the same way again.
AGirlNamedLydia 1 month ago
I call my friends Vagina Frank!
WaistcoatDave 1 month ago
flesh guitar
TheScottrankin 1 month ago
Hey Hey Lady Your Hot
9sasuke9uchiha9 1 month ago
moumou, kitten, plum
lichtsuchender 1 month ago
the orgasm chasm
twasevan 1 month ago 6
"pink envelope" or "kitty lips"
espritdelachason 1 month ago
Pussy?
tazzking77 1 month ago 2
clunge
rvman1231231 1 month ago 2
You should hear the song Can't say cunt in Canada by Kiven Bloody Wilson.
A very lovely one in there is 'gateway to her guts'.
AftrTheMoment 1 month ago
fliff
zantiertasa 1 month ago
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Well this is just a awkward topic but how about "Wet Seal"
This is a name of a actual Store chain found Malls in the USA. If you can't guess its a women's clothing store for teens and 20 somethings.
Akiraat2030 1 month ago
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Akiraat2030 1 month ago
Meat curtains
ZombieMonkeyFist 1 month ago
I call it a 'vagingo' or a 'whowho'.... >///>
dearbuckpleaseread 1 month ago
O.M.G. o.o
call it MushMush
Beyna87 1 month ago
I am literally so proud of the word "Bitchslit" ... I love you Tomi. And this video. -B
worldoftheorange 1 month ago 4
i call it Nunny
ParaSoph01 1 month ago
My favourite is 'Chasm of Delight'
elvenlie 1 month ago
I (and my friends) have come up with a system which basically involves shoving "lady" (said in a suggestive tone) in front of random nouns, for example:
Lady purse, lady business, lady pillow.... and maybe even lady lamp etc. :)
sapicklez 1 month ago
... doublydoo.
connieread 1 month ago
bajingo I <3 Scrubs
asalt92 1 month ago 3
Pinky pie :D
widehell 1 month ago
ANGRY TORNADO :D
Aranthony2008 1 month ago
Some other ones on the tip of my tongue (literally) Classics: Axe wound, coin slot, fishpaste tunnel. Some of my own: Hole of Ga'hoole, banana basket, labia lounge.
Khyan1 1 month ago
When I was younger my friends and I came up with the name: "Lizard-gina-po".... Don't even ask where that came from because believe me, I have no idea.
flightwithtools 1 month ago
I came when you said 'pissy froth hole.'
Khyan1 1 month ago 49
you missed out "untidily packed kebab"
littlejim98 1 month ago
Surely it should be called Tomi's puff
loulabellaa 1 month ago 49
@loulabellaa That's actually brilliant! Thank you!
tomipuff 1 month ago 13
@loulabellaa well thats it. discussion over.
megasin1 1 month ago