Worst Porn Intro Ever

[tememongo]

amazing camera work in the snake fight scene, eat your heart out marty scorsese

[mattiamatteucci]

God, he did it! He actually killed the snake! Hero!

[gregdothaywood]

Where can i find full video?? 

[DuckMastah07]

She is Anita Blond likely making her american debut. And she was an amazing (porn) actress... It's a shame really that most of the classic european porn actresses going to USA got to star in shitty porn... Nowadays every shitty actress with an ever and over flowing vagina gets to star in quality productions...

[abcdefckk]

who cares abt intro, this isnt movie its porn

[cdv1qa]

She looks like a replicant.

[omykron23]

He's Canadian it explains why

[qcmonkeyboy]

He wouldn't survive if he fight my anaconda.(i dont have a anaconda reptile type)

[alkoholica1]

capullo

[ctastrophe]

Who the hell was the director who said, "Perfect! Just what I was going for. Great job buddy!"?

[Aquos1337]

i thought first this is a snake porn

[rio197]

What's this guy's name?

[linkuei83]

I'd say this is fucking epic!

[TzekYoSelf]

Hero!

[acdcafullcontodo]

(porn hub)viewkey=657608438

[Dtowncracka8]

somebody was rubbing up for a climax, and watching this at one point...

[lobofaca707]

anything for pussy

[Philly7781]

Omg I cried

[dominoize]

Canadian snakes are tiny....;p

[das81]

Anita Blonde... best cocksucker in ze world.

[Bluntbowz]

ugh... this takes awkward to a whole new level.

[fvkizzydoinheuh]

uh i think this is supposed to be silly in a stupid porn way. so what

[Nitram916]

this must've been awkward to film

[shellinboots]

anyone here know smosh? this totally reminds me of their videos somehow XD

[360NightLamb]

hahahahaaaa that was hilarious/...;

[rodrijb93]

what's the name of the movie??

[pesdude]

And remember, not all snakes are dangerous.

[TheHimHam]

Guarder sankes. Small, and the least scary, harmful snakes evar

[willy450]

A wild big dildo appear!!!

[emaimon1]

whaaaaat?no money?heeere...suck a cock!

[m2mfan4eva]

@emaimon1 LOL I just watched that one xD

[BrutalDeath007]

OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHA

[Jakedastudly]

Canadian garter snakes are usually about 2 feet long.

[nbobba]

she should have tried the snake...

[patolorde]

Snake ? Nope, Chuck Testa

[flowertrue]

Meanwhile his neighbor, the weird-ass snake handler dude, is counting the money he just made by hiring out his pet anaconda to attack another sexy girl. Cha-ching!

[MutantClannfear]

Wait, so fighting snake = sex, but you just met this woman and you're teaching her and - oh fuck it I'm not gonna try to make sense of it

[Daverdare]

I guess the snake finally *puts on glasses*

left his pants

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAH

[rex232]

pssssh doesn't even kill it!

[unInnocentBystander]

Chuck Testa? NOPE.

Anaconda.

[MetallBossTeR]

Пизды дал!

[palientologist]

I found this scene way before I even found this video lol

It wasn't that bad

[m3talcorps3]

If this is America, why is he wearing a Canada shirt?

[PoodoSRB]

He is a good guy actually.... he let the snake free :]

[shelleyinthecity]

She comes to America from Hungary to learn English. She lives with her English teacher. He tells her to wonder around the yard.

[seba1298]

I show you another one :O

[WolfEyesatNight]

You know, in the old porno machines...this scene would take at least $2.00 in quarters.

[QuadTubeChannel]

@WolfEyesatNight You mean those old 'What the Butler Saw' machine's from the 1920's? This scene is worthy of that sum just for the laughs. I can also attest to the fact that the actress in question is er, pretty darn hot - could probably burn through $20.00 in no time lol.

[WolfEyesatNight]

Is Hungry a country.... is America a Country..nooooo really?

next your going to say Turkey is also a country.

[lilugo77]

I want him to bang me as hard as that snake.

wait, wut

[TheeeOpposingForce]

9gag

[riverlord6]

I love how hes wearing a Canada shirt and he says welcome to america...

[huberstauger]

@riverlord6 canada is in america you idiot

[twister2077]

wow, didn't know garter snakes could movie in a perfectly straight line like that......and that the best way to get rid of them is by punching them after some good ole snake sex.

[theshiz6]

the things we do for pussy...

[AllysaCosain]

What the hell did I just watch?

[terranceandphillip2]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheGroumpfy]

1:15 Probably the greatest sex scene in this movie.

[mateuszvids]

where can i find the whole porn video? looks kinda amazing.

[parv22ful]

HAAHAHAH RIDÍCULO!!! 

[CaliCorner]

Oh my god.... IT'S A DEATH ROLL!! See? Plastic really is a choking hazard.

[matbh]

I dont know if i should LIKE or DISLIKE this video at all

[50DCG36C]

I wanted to read funny porn comments instead I just got a geography lesson :(

[Fantasrainbiw]

Ribanc

[Kris89szczecin]

zakladam ze dziewczna ma wieksze doswiadczenie w walce z pytonem

[chulainer]

not much different than the movie "Anaconda".

[axel1q2w3e]

140905 views?!?!

most viewed porn intro ever

[Humanoids]

I will never be as smooth as that guy with the ladies ;/

[83alx]

lolololololoolol

[SharkyPiciu]

her name is Anita Blond!

[pato3mix]

All that much discussion about americans nort american shit american baby american , did the dude fighting the snake got lay ?

[stupersizeme]

I hate when this happens

[MissMehekiee]

LOL that was retarded

[bentlezandbenz]

Can anyone send me the link to the rest of it, can't skip her!

[mysticxingjing16]

if she doesn't know english......how can she understand him? hm

[QuilavaKing]

Oh geez that was horrible.

[akumashingo]

Oh dear, once again people from Usa call themselves America as if they are the whole continent.

America is, Canada, USA, Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador,Honduras,Nicaragua,Be­lice, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, All the countries from the caribbean, Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Guyana, Uruguay, Paraguay, Brasil, Chile, Argentina.

USA = United states of America, you're just a few states united in a Continent called America.

[makistudio]

@akumashingo ok, so here it is, first Im Colombian, so here you go: you know there is a country called United Mexican States, but everyone calls it Mexico, so if there is a country called United States of America, i believe they have the right to be called "americans" its just they use the same of the whole continent, everyone can call their country whatever they want, even my country, there was a time it was called United States of Colombia in 1861

[alexcetera]

@akumashingo Better said is impossible! Congratulations!

[meroxyersox]

No hot woman! The garter snake! Look out! Oh nooooo!

[MW2Stevo]

I find this easy to masturbate to

[kdawghomie]

Study? But where are her textbooks?

[Bullseye5477]

One eyed trouser snake:

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

[HokeyYT]

I'm gonna need sauce.

[RealNewman]

dafaq? o.O

[IMDBOSS1]

Need this link. For Science purposes.

[antoniocostaamaral]

Ed Wood would be proud!

[faceka]

The first porn intro I have ever watched.

[Marioczek]

co za asy

[BiancaHeartMusic]

i wanna see the rest

[Sepia1989]

What did he say at the end ? I can't hear.

[myLoVideo]

@Sepia1989 i gonna show u another one

[serafis44]

@Sepia1989 There are many snakes around here, I'll show you another one:))

[Sepia1989]

@serafis44 Wow ... I heard that too but thought I was wrong. 'cause that make no sense at all =.=

[YOOOOOhoooo]

Thats the most fake scream ive ever heard....lol

[ryotek]

ROFL

[Cropinky]

watching in 720p ^^

[Cropinky]

co za asy

[manfroze]

I had the weirdest boner

[XetQrLak666]

Its part of America. The United States isn't the whole american continent.

[barneeey]

holy shit the ending..

[TH3P0LLI]

I was rather surprised the Top Comment wasn't "I find this hard to masturbate to".

[Cidantis]

@TH3P0LLI well this is easy to masturbate to...

[bentlezandbenz]

@TH3P0LLI I'll manage!

[Akirecek]

@TH3P0LLI I dunno about you but I found this quite easy to masturbate to!

[withoutamartyr]

@TH3P0LLI Because it's not.

[lulli20]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless

[maxdeniel]

Name of the movie.....?

[Alliterist]

thats one huge garter snake :p

[urbanmech]

type in google: "anita blonde fucking a garden snake" and gotcha!!! you will find the film

[dfgdfg888]

Alternative ending: Girl: "Thats not a snake! thats a Snail!"

[newbedfordsox]

Nth was wrong with this video if it was titled "Snakes in Canada"

[Beyondinc]

1:50 into the vid i had already came watchin him fuk that snake

[jesielt]

I want to see the entire video.. :)

[W4TCH4W]

Thats one big ass garden snake thx for the heads up

[MrMjrocks4u]

this is fucking cheesy! how can anyone take this seriously? lol

[executioner67]

found the porno! thank you jesus

[MrKghasemlou]

@executioner67 where?:-s

[Timber180]

@MertOKTN where lol ?

[FuckWorkdays]

he says welcome to America and then he has a Canada shirt on him...

[sugarfreeXcandy]

@FuckWorkdays Canada is a part of America too, you know...

[FuckWorkdays]

@sugarfreeXcandy no... Canada is an independent country LOCATED in the US. It's not a part of America.

[kadgi]

@FuckWorkdays AHAHAHHAAAAH!!!

[sugarfreeXcandy]

@FuckWorkdays Oh my God, are you for real? America is a continent! USA is a country, but America is a continent and Canada is a part of it. Learn some geography, please.

[PantSagginNigga]

@sugarfreeXcandy Actually America isn't a continent, North and South America are.

[NoticiasIdiotas]

@FuckWorkdays HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahHAHAH­AH...

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

Link please!

[matkofiljip]

what a fail!!!!! omg...

[BadDogProd]

garden snakes !!!

[MertOKTN]

I've actually seen this video.

[malkavianantitribu]

0:50 "wtf is this stuff? whe have nothing like this in hungary."

[nietramm]

I wanted the snake to win...

[Winter12345100]

"Welcome to America."

What, is she Niko Bellic?

[getlikemc]

is there such a thing as a 'good porn intro'?

[UnrealPharaoh]

i'll show you another one

[BrokenMan90]

LOL

[MrRompeculos2000]

is these a part from a hollywood movie, the snake looks real to me

[norwegiantechnolover]

keep pressing 6. Somebodys gotta help him!! :O

[undisputed4life]

Directed by Michael Bay.

[tuebalt]

I really thought that snake would kill him...

[e443]

That's one lazy snake!

[IPawnt]

lol keep pressing 8

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[themaniacboy]

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[peckersnoot9]

Garter Snakes arent that big! This video has to be fake and gay. Well maybe not gay.

[NightwishTheBest1]

@peckersnoot9 I have to disagree, I know the link to the full thing xD

[lebron23cb4]

LOL ive actually seen this on redtube 

[cogitolla]

canada IS in America....

[madrockbannanas]

what is the name of this movie

[agentbadboy]

So I guess the Quality is the best part....

[xSwiissSkiillz]

Canada is in America. Its called USA what you guys call America. >.<

[omwebb]

@xSwiissSkiillz No, Canada is not in "America". It's in the Americas, or more specifically, North America.

Words. Learn how to use them.

[duplux]

@omwebb Yeah, like Europe is really called "the Europes" and Africa "the Africas"...

[omwebb]

@duplux Surprisingly, different things have different names. Weird, isn't it? So Africa is called Africa, and Europe is called Europe. When you refer to two different continents, North America and South America, they are called the Americas. They are not usually called America, as that word is more commonly used as a short form for the United States of America, much as Switzerland has a more formal name, the Swiss Confederation, and Canada ... doesn't, but you guys are cute, so you get a pass.

[duplux]

@omwebb

First, north and south America are not two different continents.

Second, like America, almost all the other continents are composed of very distinct territories and culture. The only difference is that people from the USA hijacked the word "America" (because calling yourselves "unitedstatians" would be pretty ugly) and with the help of your powerful cultural influence, the rest of the world began to refer to you as such.

[Naikorasu]

@duplux North America and South America totally are two different continents. o_o

[timthetortoise]

@duplux North and South America are most definitely different continents. Someone is forgetting elementary social studies.

[duplux]

@timthetortoise Well, i'm a francophone from Quebec and in french, north, south and central America are referred as "sub-continents", while "America" refer to the whole continent. I had no idea it was taught differently in other cultures.

[timthetortoise]

@duplux In most English-speaking schools 7 continents are taught, and then it can go all the way down to 4 depending on where you are being taught.

[alexcetera]

@omwebb Actually there's only one America. Actually the first place called AMERICA was Dominican Republic and after South America. USA call itself America but America is a whole continent. And USA is just a Union of States in the Northern part of America, called North America. Américo Vespúcio, that named America was never in USA, but he already went to Brazil, Argentina, Venezuela, Dominican Republic and Mexico. So yep, learn how to use a History Book.

[flowertrue]

@alexcetera I voted you down for that INCREDIBLY nerdy and pretentious posting in a comment section about how humorous the plot of this porno is. No internets for you!

[snakonako]

@omwebb you are retarded.



[cookcook23]

This is actually the garden of Eden, and that was Santan lollolol

[ticket2die]

die !

[BillKiernan]

why is she erotically smelling a branch of a tree? hungarian bitches are FREAKY. 

[xkruulx]

WOW WATCH OUT FOR THAT SNAKE BEAR GRYLLS!

[Arthashat]

This snake needs lots of viagra.

[PhoenixTomislav]

best way to make sexy time with a woman

[chasersbf]

Did Oliver Stone direct this? That was truly epic.

[chickurken]

"So who's this toy snake for? Kid? Grand kid?"

"Actually I'm filming a porno."

...

"Would you like me to wrap it up for you?"

"Nah, it'll be fine like that."

[Csorax]

I wonder if no animals were harmed in the making of this film :S

[xXCAPITANWATKINSXx]

LOL BIG GArden snake

[bbyxmk]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[WhaleScrewed]

I CAN'T BREATHE!! :')