Uncle Toby's Instant Porridge - 1990

[Pazzi4Eva]

@BeeSnitchin wtf

[Pazzi4Eva]

his teeth are big

[Pazzi4Eva]

@BeeSnitchin i dont no wot the hell made u think that its a frigen add dumb ass leave the kid alone 

[boydog181]

He is still alive and well , thank you very much

[Parag0n]

I remember watching this in my early years, I'd never heard an Irish accent before and had no idea what the kid was saying, but that didn't stop me from asking my Granny to cook me up some Uncle Toby's Instant Porridge!

[pondsj01]

Its official... you can find any crap you can think of on youtube.

[TheBkdrano]

kid looks retarded lool

[sliat1981]

one ugly kid

[vikingsmb]

@sliat1981

scottish what do you expect.

[InternetLad]

lol even the word "porridge" is hilarious. 

[MyMIXmedia]

Than how do you make porridge.

[uppergully]

My son always wanted to fight this kid.

[Sheri451]

It's better to put it in the microwave for two minutes. It tastes better that way.

[mzdeedie]

What was sprinkled on top? I'm American, so I couldn't figure out what those sprinkles are. Thanx!

[mzdeedie]

@mzdeedie Oops, didn't mean to repeat myself.

[TokerMate]

@mzdeedie Kind of looked like really small corn flakes. My guess is clumps of brown sugar? Sorry I've got no clue just trying to help out. I doubt there is much difference between American toppings & other countries just google what toppings you should put on.

[mzdeedie]

I'm American. What is being sprinkled on top of it?

[mzdeedie]

The poor kid invented teeth, LOL!

[MrShearz25]

0:14 creepy face

[mixmm777]

00:18

[petejt]

I love the Fast Forward parody of this ad!

[MondoBeno]

1. If Uncle Ben (as in the American Uncle Ben's Rice) was a Black American, is "Uncle Toby" a Cockney?

2. I never saw anyone in the UK eating porridge (or oatmeal if you prefer). The adults were eating those disgusting cooked breakfasts and the kids were eating sugary breakfast cereals, just like the Yanks.

[KidsWithGuns1992]

"Listen Jimmy, I told ye, it's not how ye make fucking porridge!!!"

[MondoBeno]

That kid should've been cast in a horror film.

[Mighty43Pieman]

My wife has started eating porridge recently and all I can think of when I see her making it is this ad. I can't believe it's on You Tube. Made my day.

[xplor4grl]

i LUV porridge. I also love jelly. 2 OF MY FAV THINGS.

[michaeljjeffrey]

What makes instant porridge? Probably arsenic...

[QWERTYmonstar2000]

LOL 0:18 his face Its funny

[cherrypicker666]

oh god kill both me, for watching this video, and the guy that uploaded this video to youtube, oh and musn't forget........... that.....kid......>:l

[greenjive82]

you aint got no pancake mix

[silverbeat]

bite me.

[DBiUpload]

I bet his name is bucky beavers

[bongo155]

Little Fat Kid from Hey Dad vs this annoying shit as biggest turd of the early 90's. Who would win?

[riffmagos]

I agree, tha's noooo how yer mek Porrrridge. Totally legendary.

[puggster]

wtf the kids had a few whacks of the ugly stick

no wonder you canny buy the stuff any more lolz

with teeth like that, would make anyone anti-porridge...

anyways he sounds like he is from aberdeen perhaps??

anyways nothing beats Scot's old fashioned porridge

[kalel38]

Uncle Toby`s is ripping off Cheerios when Gereral Mills is the brand that does them

[Killenwolf]

poor kid has big teeth

[sumgui]

That kid died, he was right - thats definately not how you make porridge.

[9sunskungfu]

@sumgui really? when did that happen?

[zombiesonar]

lmfao flashback... *is eating porridge atm and its uncle tobys haha*

[MyShane666]

funny but that kid is ugly

[dglekjofg]

Caution ( = subliminal message in the ad): instant porridge will make your teeth grow enourmous like those of the boy in the video.

[collossuss10]

bahaha i know this kid he used to deny it was him like all hell, didnt help his parents had a bunch of videos with this ad on them in the cabinet!

[paddlebomb]

WTH..! this commercial is promoting spastic retarted speaking childern..!!! This is not right..!! gosh... i was a 90's kid... and i sure didn't speak like that,, fuken retarted

[addfry11]

@paddlebomb You're the fucking retard who can't spell for shit, can't fucking read the description either. It doesn't even have to say he's Scottish, what moron can't tell? Oh yeah YOU. You're a 90's kid what year were you born 1999?

[BurningHeretics]

I wanna smash this kid in the fuckn face n send his buck teeth into his brains!

[coralarch]

@BurningHeretics I fully sympathise with your desires. If you care to scroll down, you will see my old comments about what I yearn to do to this vile little brat. I truly loathe him with all my heart and soul.

[9sunskungfu]

urgh..ive always hated this fkn kid

[darooguy]

@9sunskungfu i'll fucking end you.

[darooguy]

@9sunskungfu No shit!

[anthonyJbrennan]

@9sunskungfu such a keybard warrior

[9sunskungfu]

@anthonyJbrennan w/e ya fat fk

[coralarch]

Oh, God, I hate this kid!

[LDNprincess]

@coralarch same, I would like to punch him LOL!

[LDNprincess]

@coralarch hahaha!!

[coralarch]

@LDN And, after forcing him to watch all that, I would gavage him with his own rotten, horrible porridge!!

[NINJAJCOWN]

@coralarch your a nice person

[coralarch]

@NINJAJCOWN Thank you!

[PetrelAve]

haha...I remember this ad...this kid would be my age now...early 30's, what a dag! too funny!

[9letmeseeit]

Since I was a kid, whenever I needed to do a Scottish accent impersonation, I thought of this ad as a reference point :) hehehe

[ihatetaft]

WTF is up with his teeth?

[strangefacekid]

What's up with hes teeth? IRN BRU !!!

[mizzpurplicious]

freakin big teeth dont even let him talk hahaha lolz buck tooth freak

[NickTony29]

I remember that ad and also eating that porridge. It was horrible and coarse and nothing like porridge made the proper way, so the little kid was right.

[furb393]

LOL I wonder how much shit that guy gets now, he'd be in his early 30's and probably still gets people saying to him, "thats NOH how you make porridge!"

[sdb4884]

My Dad hated this kid lol

[IanGorton]

I had a feeling this was the ad that they did a spoof of.

[XxNatashaxX1994]

OMG....

[Denyhn113]

dick

[spacehomo]

He must mean 'stir porridge'.

[drillbag]

i remeber my uncle saying at the time that he'd love to smash that kids face in!!!!! haha, fuckn funny

[Flinklehurst]

It sounds like your uncle had serious issues and I hope he has resolved them by now.

[gundigoogoo]

LMFAO 0:19 AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

[teargirl23]

hahaha

[67675656565655656565]

that kids a drug dealer now in kings cross

[easeone2]

thats no how you make crystal meth!

[TCFan25]

They had this on Fast Forward with Kym gyngell

[LebSista]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA!! ----> 0.19

[germanicelt]

Wow, how could I forget this one.

Actually just had porridge this morning and made it with almond milk. It was really nice.

[askalarium]

listen jimmy that IS HOW YOU MAKE PORRIDGE and eat it

[aliend7]

lol I just ate porridge and thought of this ad.

[thedlr]

Haha! I went to high school with him! We called him Porridge throughout HS.

[jamesplease1980]

I wonder what that kids doing now?

[yashi295]

I heard about 15 years ago that he committed suicide because everyone made fun of him because of this ad! No Bullshit!

[gi66on]

I heard that too but disbelieve it.

[brisrangakid]

Read one of the earlier comments... apparently he didn't commit suicide.

[annubis27]

thats a lie!!!!

[uraniumdeath]

I remember this back in 1990, and thinking, "Shit, he has huge teeth."

Classic commercial.

[steviebboy69]

i was just thinking that right now. i forgot about this add. as well as the g-o-gg-oo the go go mobile car add.

[uraniumdeath]

Not the dart!

[corycmrn]

he is alive i play cricket with him

[brettshears]

How does he feel when people bring up the porridge add, I'd love to see what he looks like now

[brisrangakid]

Hahaha excellent! About time someone had uploaded this!

[jarred160788]

I actually feel sorry for this kid. I bet this ad came back to haunt him BIG TIME at his 21st birthday party.

[v8supercarstv]

LOL

[divideandmultiply]

Im not 100% but I remember hearing he actually commited suicide, a few years later.

Am going to investigate.

[divideandmultiply]

Rumor has been ivestigated with a thorough 10min google search and seems to be false.

[clarrypaul]

i remember the Fast Forward version lol

[brisrangakid]

Haha, I have that.

[bluechilli]

wow i totally remember this ad... but not that kid's giant teeth!!

[GCA333]

Jesus Christ! Beavers' sampling cereal!

[redscot5651]

This wee boy is my sister-in-laws nephew. They need tae still run this ad as it's a classic. He's a man noo and I'm sure he'll never live this doon, but he should be proud o that accent, theres nae other like it...

[Gurrier]

I heard he topped himself cause of getting too much crap about the ad. I'm pleased to hear this wasn't the case and just some horrid urban myth..seriously

[caellison1]

Fast Forward did a spin off of this

[backtobelmore]

I remember this when I was a kid....unbelievable

[puggster]

haha check the teeth oot lmao

scot's Porridge oats are best :)

never heard of that one =/

[Mikeus2006]

anyone got the fast forward/full frontal comedy show version of this??? hahaha!!!!

[whitenerdymike]

I was hoping this would be on here, love it, I remember when it was on TV and everyone at school was going around saying "but that's nor howya make porridge"

[ruantengyi]

what happened to that child in the ad? he has an accent!

[xxMuseFanaticxx]

THATS FUKIN HILARIOUS,

ya'll should see my mum reanact this CLASSIC..

What a funny but cute looking kid.

xxXxx

[SevrinK]

Whatever happened to Uncle Toby's Instant Porridge?

[tomchristmas]

They still sell it, last time I checked...

[01DOGG01]

i ate some last nite

[MaNdYyYyYy85]

gosh that kid was a spazz lol classic ad tho lol

[Rodwin1980]

I remember this ad!

FUCK'N CLASSIC!! :)

What ever happened to this kid? Did he grow up to play Nudge on 'Hey,Dad!'

Did he ever learn exactly how to make porridge..??

[fytryt]

ah hah hah cracked me up!!! that was the playground saying for months at school what a flashback scarey though how fast time goes by

[metubeony0utube]

what's he mean its not porridge.WTF is it then?

[CybernautZero]

LMAO, fucking bust his skull. Dumb shit kid. LMAO!!

[SteveFizzer]

I wonder what that kid is doing today? probably got the shit beat outta him at school for doing this ad.

[labuff83]

This add is actually older than 1990.....i even have the video on my channel with other Video's from the same day. The video I have is from 1987.

[tomchristmas]

Yeah, I know it screened pretty much continuously through the late 80s, but this particular version came from a c. May 1990 tape recording, so...probably the last year this ad ever went to air....

[labuff83]

He is scottish?

[tomchristmas]

Probably...he could be putting on the accent, though...

[collossuss10]

@labuff83 yeo i know the guy he is definitly a Scot but he lost the accent a long time ago

[flemwad]

@labuff83 yep that's a scottish accent alright..different from my scottish accent though :)

[duyfken]

Memories! That's nooo how ye make porridge!

[ChuKaBi]

kewl this came out before i was born and also wanted to add comment cos there is one every month

[sonicUnison]

fantastic! trip down childhood lane :) Tis Nooo how you make porridge

[SmiertSpionem]

Lol, excellent!

[Kapitate]

Thass noooo how ya meeek poddidge!