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  • I almost felt bad about laughing at this. Almost.

  • th3y 4r3n't squ1dz, th31r 4w3s0m3! th4tz h0w w3 4LL r1d3

  • @japbikelover ... shut up.

  • @japbikelover your an idiot. squids like you make the rest of us riders look bad

  • @shadow0imposter 1'm n0t @ squ1d d1Lw33d, y0 @ fuck1n' squ1d 

  • @japbikelover me squid? i wear my gear. you probably dont even ride, look how childish you are. probably a pathetic teenager like most of the squids on here

  • @shadow0imposter 1 h4v3 @ 2005 N1nj4, b1tch. 1 w34r my gL0v3z, j4ck3t, n fuLL f4c3 h3Lm3t 3v3ry t1m3 1 r1d3 MY b1k3, 1dk 4b0ut j00, but 1 pwn my b1k3, n0t t3h b4nk. S0 sux0r 0n d4t, b1tch t1tz

  • @japbikelover haha only a 2005? i have an 08 R6S and a 2011 R1. both owned and paid for. so in your words "suck on that bitch"!

  • @shadow0imposter 1'm 19. n 1 h1ghLy d0ubt y0 w0rdz 1z tru3

  • @japbikelover im 23, and being a motorcycle tech i make plenty of money to pay for my toys, gear, ect. you dont need to take my word for it im content either way

  • @shadow0imposter L13z 0n t3h 1nt3rn3t? K1nd4 p4th3t1c

  • @japbikelover lies? ha you make me laugh. if i was going to lie about my carrer id choose something a little more high end than a tech! being that my passion is working on bikes, there isnt any need to lie. at 19 you probably dont have much of a job to brag about.

  • @shadow0imposter I produce an internationally recognized radio show. L33T was not needed for that one

  • @japbikelover good for you. hope you enjoy your career as much as i enjoy mine

  • People always have to find a way to be or think themselves better than someone else ... this is one of our many humanly flaws. Its nothing wrong with people riding without gear (with the exception of a helmet: full face helmet) ... they can do whatever the fuck they like.

  • Sounds like penis envy. 

  • i have had some people tell me a squid is someone who rides a suzuki. btw this song is trash.

  • nosquidding . com

  • is that guy at 1:30 wearing a diaper?..........awsome

  • Wear full gear if: A-you suck at riding and expect to crash at any moment that includes just going down the street to your grocery store at 35mph. B-you're a giant pussy than thinks that gear will keep you from getting hurt or getting ouchies that your moms will need to kiss to make better.

  • Nothing makes me happier than seeing some squid-f**k wrecking in traffic. NOTHING.

    Disgrace to two wheels, period.

  • @2003z1 click on 3:24 and listen to what you are.

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  • I had to mute.

  • @fenderlove01 then you didn't hear what they were calling you, you stupid mother fucker.

  • hahaha, f'n squids

  • A squid is someone who goes *SPLAT* on the road surface. Like the calamari would.

  • Okay, not wearing gear is only a part of what makes a squid a squid. A squid is also a person (wearing gear or not) that does dangerous things I.E. Stunting on highly used roads like highways, always weaving through traffic etc. Some of the people in this video were not squids but, majority were. You can also spot a squid if you see someone riding down the street with a mohawk on the helmet. That is a squid without even doing anything! LOL! I dont ride with people like that.

  • these idiots are going to cause motorcycles to be banned or insured out of reach of 90% of the populace.

  • @sl600rt hmmm..."cause motorcycles to be banned". Bit of an unrealistic and stupid thing to say

  • LOL at 4:58. Goldwing squid?

  • @JungleListSoldier thats a harley

  • 1:40 whitey tighties...hilarious

  • 2:57 Follow the leader. LOL

  • 1.50 Road Rash ...

  • the reason behind your increasing insurance rates...

  • Whats the second song?

  • wow some of these crashes look like they give some nice road rash

  • SQUID = Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous

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  • Ya I don't wear gear sometimes. One thing I wonder about you people that love running around yelling "squid!" at the first person you see without gear is if you're so concerned with safety, why do you even ride a motorcycle? You should probably be driving a car with a 5 star crash safety rating.

  • @Raxarax

    you fail at logic.

  • @Raxarax Exactly! Even though I never ride without gear. You're right on. Half the people that talk shit, only know the word squid and cannot even give a definitive answer as to what is really means. It's just the fact theyre trying to amuse them selves by putting down other people.

    My definition of a squid would be anyone riding a bike at a higher speeds to get massive roadrash w/o gear. But I dont go around bitching about riders being squids .. Just STFU and pay attention to your own riding!

  • ROFL @ 4:27 squids go airborne into the back of vehicles!! fucking noobs crack me up

  • The problem is, these guys are doing stunts very obviously well out of their skill level.

  • squid or not you got to appreciate a naked wheelie lol

  • Any bike crash is a bad one. wear your gear! wearing full leathers is a great way to keep your skin attached to your body

  • ROADRASH.... eeeaaa...

  • hahaha

  • fuckin puddle wheelies FTW >.<

  • Squids give the rest of us bikers a bad name.

  • The fat ass Harley rider going off the road at Deal's Gap aka The Dragon is freaking PRICELESS!!! I've seen it a million times and I laugh till I cry every time!!!

  • "Some people just dont care, does that make you better then them because you want to wear all of that homosexual looking leather? "

    So... racers like valentino rossi are homosexual because they wear full leathers? Yes it probably means I'm better than them because I have a one piece leather and wear it at a track. If you can do a wheelie your a God to some of these idiots yet none of them know how to enter a corner the right way.

  • @MeandtheWifey Haha Valentino Rossi Is Gay haha

  • @MeandtheWifey /agree

  • @MeandtheWifey Agreed, it does make you better than them. Anyone who does not recognize the importance of proper saftey equipment has either never gone down(which you will!!) or is an idiot.

  • No im better than you. 

  • Some people just dont care, does that make you better then them because you want to wear all of that homosexual looking leather?

  • 2:25 minutes is priceless

  • a few fags on stolen bikes, where's the excitement in that? Fucking jerks, hope they got hurt. Bad.

  • Squid's are idiots that give bikers a bad name. If you are doing something unsafe in an uncontrolled environment then you are a squid. It doesn't matter what gear you are wearing. If you are putting others in danger with your stunt then you are a squid. If you are stunting in the proper gear in a safe location then that is cool, you are not a squid.

  • thats true any good wheelie man can tell you personaly you go down once or twice before your good and you go down a hundred times to be great... , GUYS AT my work are always telling me im gonna bust my ass for parking lot 10 o clock little wheelies and im like maybe you would but i know what im doing, I ve been down 2 times

  • Any rider that ever got fast or learned to stunt has done some of this stupid shit. But check my vids, after a while you get purdy good. I retired from this shit only ride track now.

  • If you have one thing down packed like slow wheelies and thats all you do, then fine you might not "ever " fall. But i bet you once you try to turn your bars and pull of a circle, your feet, face, or shoulder is hitting the ground aka learning something new. Ive been in and out of the stunt scene for 6 years now, and not once did i see someone pick out a bike, learrn how to use the rear brake properly and not fall once.

  • earic23 , agreed, but your wrong about not crashing when learning how to stunt. I know guys that are considered the best stunters in the Greater toronto area, who know how to stunt better then walk and they still crash. I'm talking about real stunts like highchairs, circles, combos.

  • even better 3.17

  • rofl at 2.20

  • secondly, yes some of thoughs people were pretty new and stupid, like the guy riding without a t-shirt on the hwy, but alot of thoughs people actually are covering the rear brake and doing pretty good. and three, when you stunt, if your not crashing from trying new things, your not learning

  • you dont need to crash to learn to stunt. I can do wheelies as good as the next guy and Ive never crashed doing it. not all of these guys are squids, correct. I do my share of dumb shit, but doing wheelies past all of your friends on a thin road when clearly they dont have enough experience, is retarded.

  • First of all, the guy on the red bike, doing the high chair, then crashing under the bridge, that was stunter and founder of adrenilan crew, a stunt group known across america for being crazy and trying new things.

  • Let me set the record straight cuz everyone on here is guessing they know what a fucking squid is just by watching videos.

    1) Half the videos labeled squid on youtube, dont have any squid shit in them at all.

    2) You dont need full gear on all the time, but not wearing a shirt at all is a very squid thing to do.

    3) Someone who buys their first bike ever, usually a sportbike of any size, buys full gear, so roughly spends 13000 and then dumps it in the parking lot is the prime example of a squid.

  • the problem with these squids is that their bikes aren't set-up to do the stunts. Stunters spend more on upgrading their bikes than the bike itself.

  • your an idiot.

    The problem with these squids is that their wearing no shirts or doing wheelies on thin roads, near people, and near water, when apparantly they cant do wheelies very well to begin with.

    All you should have when stunting is a crash cage and gear. But you dont even need the cage.

    bike= 10 grand

    gear= $500 bucks.

    Not quite more than the bike itself smart guy.

  • Why the fuck would you care if they're squid or not. If they don't want to wear any sort of gear, it's their problem, not yours. They will die, you won't. I know squids who got more skills than you can imagine. You're basically saying that one shouldn't ride on the HW because the traffic is too fast.

  • you completely missed the point. maybe try reading what i wrote again, this time with your learning phonics book handy.

    I dont give a shit if they do or dont wear gear.

    But the things that would make them squids, is the fact that they are doing retarded shit in some pretty stupid areas, when they DONT yet have the skills to do them.

    SQUIDS DONT HAVE SKILLS, THATS Y THEIR SQUIDS!!

    So saying you know squids with skills is like saying you know a smart retard. COMPLETELY CONTRADICTING

  • Idiot. By your definition, ever biker has had been a squid, You don't learn to wheelie without ever crashing. And in case you didn't realize, most of the footage posted in the video does actually involve back roads and isolated HW's- the best place to do that kind of shit.

  • You are officially demoted to the level of dipshit. Every new rider is a squid to begin with, how big of a squid is the only thing in quesiton. Watch a new biker try and get on his bike from the wrong side, watch him hang his feet for 50 feet before getting them on the pegs after first gear. AND I have learned to do wheelies without ever crashing doing it, so there goes that theory too. Do you even ride? Are you basing your opinion solely on videos youve seen on youtube?

  • @ earic23: You couldn't resist telling the world that "YOU" learned to wheelie without crashing, could you? Like someone else said earlier, these squids didn't do all that bad. And no, every biker is NOT a squid to begin with. You can learn a lot from just observing others. As for me, yes I ride everyday, but I don't even want to debate on who got the bigger bowls.

  • uhh after you said that everyone crashes learning wheelies, no I couldnt resist telling you that I have never crashed doing wheelies. I havnt. You can learn what the controls on a bike do by watching others, but you could watch all day and still wont know shit about riding till you get on and ride. Every biker is a squid to begin with, they all do retarded squiddy shit in the beginning. if you disagree, thats fine, but I live in LA California and i see new bikers every day doing squid shit.

  • You filmed this off the TV screen fucking retard...and the video quality sucks...video squid

  • Oh great, just fucing jack a video and post it on youtube.

    Use a camera too.

  • ok, this shit isnt funny, every one messes up, every one learns

  • I think you missed the point. a "Squid" is someone who rides without protection. Soo, performing this kind of shit without leathers and helmet are fucking stupid.

  • @SGDgaming There is concept of making a honest mistake and learning.

    Then there are who disregard every notion of common sense, make a mistake, and will never have an opportunity to learn again.

  • A squid is someone who clearly doesn't value their own skin/limbs/bones/safety/life.

  • funny...thats wat most people say about motorcyclists : )

  • their squids because they are learning? their are some dumb moves but your the squid the dude doing the highchair on the freeway that loops it is kenny from ac dude didnt ride for a long time due to getting in trouble and has more skill than u

  • a squid is some1 who dosnt wear gear...... not some1 whos learning XD

  • @EdgeyForSure Not true. A squid is someone who doesn't understand the risks. It's a combination of lack of skill and lack of gear.

  • @EdgeyForSure I was about to see, or people who think they are "pros" at riding a motorcycle, plus adding without gear, LOL...

  • @bagandrag - Their squids because they are morons doing stunts without the proper protection

  • man, if you're gonna steal video, at least do it right

  • 2:54 - Dumbasses... "I'll follow you!"

  • can someone please tell me the artist and name of this song? thank you in advance.

  • i should probably add i was referring to the first song played.

  • 3:15 poor dual sport wanted away from that asshat and to go offroad. LOL

  • 1:50

    Was he naked? LOL, great fucking work there!

  • Ohhhh he was... DAMN, I don't even wanna think about that...

  • 4:26 holy shit! my god man, you could possibly find music that is any worse? my ears are bleeding

  • Mindless self Indulgence, Stupid MF!

  • squids arent guys who crash while doing stunts.

    squids are douche bags who think its cool to do stunts without wearing any gear(most of them just wear a helmet like the first guy)

  • 2:58 fucking outstanding work, you get the "woke up and didn't pull head out of ass award" lmfao

  • i guess truthfully all of the guys that are stunters looked like squid at some point or another. got to start somewhere i guess..

  • lol. some dumbasses. thats got to be the worst fucking song i've ever heard. matches the riding i guess.

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  • i thought SQUID stood for stupidly quick, utter idiots and dangerous?

  • wow...great vid....I always thought that a squid was someone who could just go fast in a straight line and had to slow down to nothing to make a turn...just like the ocean squids do....but after watching this it makes me think that a squid is someone who's limbs look like squid after they fuck up....lol

  • concrete dive at 60 mph at 3:45 lol

  • ...great video, shitty music.

  • I'm itching to learn how to ride despite the incredible traffic here.  Thanks to this vid, if i ever decide to learn, i know what NOT to do. Still, these people kill it for me. Thanks! :)

    Btw, I was in suspense at 4:15 waiting for that guy to fall with no protective gear.

  • Funniest is the naked guy who biffs on the freeway doin a wheelie

  • Looks like people still don't know what a squid is... You see all these kids on 1000cc bikes that don't know how to work a clutch wearing a tank top, shorts, and flip flops for protection. They can't REALLY ride so they swerve all over and sketch people out, like a squirrel. Also they're dumb kids that just have no brains... Squirly kids = Squids. Just one of the things that pisses me off about kids my age.

  • Amen! It's because of this behavior that everyone gives me "that" look when I tell them how I'm pursuing motorcycle riding. It irks me.

  • what should you wear. i'm not trying to sound smart, i'm gonna hopefully get a bike, so i need to know

  • helmet, trousers, boots, jacket, gloves. thats about it. but the bigger/faster the machine the better kit you want

  • should you always wear pants. what if it's hot

  • completely up to you. you can be a little bit sticky with protected legs or cool with less well protected legs. only person who's gonna suffer from it is yourself anyway

  • helmet, gloves, jacket boots, jeans, all being the best quality that you can afford, because you could be paying for your savior.

  • i thought SQUID stood for stupidly quick, utter idiots and dangerous?

  • youtube downloader ring a bell? if you wanna rip videos? Holding a camera up to the screen isnt realy effective.

  • hahahaha 3:09 fukin gay ass dirt bikes cant handle turns for shit lame fukers on dirt bikes needa stay off the road n leave it to the real sport bikes not the wannabes

  • The bike doesn't make the rider, the rider makes the bike. I have seen some pretty good riders on dirt bikes over taking sport bikes all day long in the turns.

  • thank god that guy had a helmet on. 3:45

  • u fucking suck dick

  • My favorite of them all was that dude riding wheelies in his boxers. I was like, I hope he fal.. BAM... skkkkkkkkkkdddddddd.

  • u ride em' u wreck em" heath? adam? mashburn? rasor? all crash f'in good times

  • haha great song

  • terrible video quality.. couldn't tell what was going on half the time!!!!!!

  • sportbikes kickass!

  • target fixation loves company...lol

  • We all have to start to learn somewhere but the second tune said it all really!

  • when people fuck up on motorbikes they look like absolute idiots, no sympathy from me if you hurt yourself doing stupid things

  • that was hella funny. What was the first song called??

  • Retard song by Dane Cook!

  • @jay06gixxer Sorry this is NOT Dane Cook, it's "Kill Normal People" by Bentframe. Still great song for this.

  • I dont' think the guy doing the highchair was a squid, it takes skill to do that, especially with no handbrake.

  • the skill isnt in question. he isnt wearing a helmet. helmet cant do its job strapped to the back of the bike. squid = no gear, no skill or both

  • tank stands in sandals, shorts, and a t-shirt FTW!

    squids make youtube fun for the whole family.. these vids should be shown in the MSF courses.

  • 3:08 is a perfect example of target fixation. . .lol

    3:18 = pwned

    4:26 looks like that fly that splattered on my windshield the other day

  • Good vid...but not ALL are squids. Some had full gear on and just layed it down stuntin. I love the idiot wearing sandles...WTF!

  • why do all the clips looks like you sat down with a camera in front of your PC

  • i feel like clothes hanging these guyz

  • Is it wrong that I am happy to see retards who think they can ride, crashing in shorts and t-shirts?

  • lol fantastic!! damn squids, stupid noobs!! yay

  • Thank you for putting this video together, I laughed until I cried. I may have peed a little.

  • hahahaha!! great vid! i love watching squids fall down. these irresponsible pricks make my day! no riding gear + no brain = happy times for me! my favorite part is the noises they make when they fall, and seeing their bones on the outside of their bodies! keep up the good work squids!

  • not happy times because it gives real riders a bad image

  • The idiot on the cruiser doing a wheelie into a huge puddle of water, was my fave hahahahah.... a TRUE squid other than the naked guy....was the retard on the giggy with cool guy sunglasses, shorts, cutoff tee, and sandals, standing on the fucking gas tank....squid, squid, squid!!!

  • 2:22 priceless

  • some of these people have full gear on and arnt squids they just had a bad day

  • LMAO 1:56 what an idiot

  • wow, he wrecked with no clothes on. FUCK that must hurt. Deserved it.

  • Now I know what a Squid is.

  • i like how u recorded it from you tube when u only nneded to take the video from you temp file LOL

  • S-stupidly

    Q-quick

    U-underdressed

    I-ignorant

    D-dumb

    S-shits

  • second song is "Stupid MF" by mindless self indulgence

  • or should i say was on a harley

  • lol @ guy on harley

  • What is that first song, that kills me!

  • Maybe wearing a helmet but no protective gloves, leather jacket, or boots, and trying dangerous stunts on a sport bike for no discernible reason...yup, that's a squid alright.

  • any1 know what both song's are called? rofl.

  • AHAHAHAH no helmets fffffuuuuuuuu.......

  • the last clip is the best :)))))

  • i believe in gear 100%  but the naked guy was funny

  • It seemed like a great idea at the time... I mean he looked cool right?

  • I love seeing this people, it is so awesome.

  • Nothing makes me happier than seeing the dumb ass idiots doing wheelies on their rice rockets with sandals and no shirt on wreck and turn into hamburger on the road.Their scars and pain make me laugh!

  • Damn, must suck living such a shitty life where your best enjoyment comes from watching others pain.

  • No kidding... bombdrop, you're a fucking loser

  • hahah gotta love these classics!

    unfortunately even with an activity as dangerous as motorcycleing, natural selection is still far to slow!

  • Fitting music. Hope the cameraguys got the LP numbers and submitted them to the local PD.