Cougar Lesbians - Cougar Lesbians Go To College

[shortylickens69]

I'm sorry, are you telling me in a Los Angeles college you could not find one decent looking girl?

[sassysarah434]

LOL!

[ciro8861]

I'm looking for the look on their face after i get them to lick my tw*t..........why are there only for episodes? this is hilarious

[SugarBudgie]

"balls" "or you know labia" LMAO!!

[KatRocks333]

"Hey, you wanna get back at your parents tonight?"

[WhoaKaela]

I'm so hilariously grossed out by this

[stevinie7free]

Haha. Do you know what number I'm making?

[Beejeification]

The one in the blue shirt reminds me so much of ellen page

[TheXimenable]

I'm never going out to parties after I saw this. Scared the shit out of me.

[JAMitUlimar]

Yeah, well, so what? In my plan I will have way better hair then those dudes. (Batter up.) And, besides, I did all my making-out with teenage drunk girls back in high school. Enough of that.

[BackBeforeDark]

wait wait wait

"I'm really good at journalism, but I'm also good at underwater basket-weaving?"



[doombuggy123]

@BackBeforeDark It's a phrase that refers to useless degrees/majors/courses.

[granddad2002]

I'm a a 50 year old white male; for some reason this is less creepy than 'bears'.

Old gay men used to cruise young men like this... but it seems so boring. Every rule i've ever heard about lesbian etiquette is so out the window with these women.... its refreshing.

[loloutloud86]

Oh my god, the short-haired lady's thumbs up absolutely killed me!!! XD

[LylohShoki]

I almost barfed when she said that at the end!

[Crimsonjett]

"I wish that when I was 19 a 42 year old woman had approached me." Rofl this is so messed up I love it!!!

[rvnclw13]

did that drunk girl say 'under water basket raping'?

[maston92630]

These women are hysterical! More videos please!!

[FantasiaMagia]

It's true, my first year at college a 40 something woman hit on me. She kept on offering to buy me alcohol. Uncomfortable? Very.

[BackBeforeDark]

One girl reminded me of Ellen Degeneres... :/

[alg1234567890]

lolwut? |D

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

LMAO...

[NerdFighterPro]

"I guess what I'm really looking for is that look in their face right after I get them to lick my twat"

[BelieveBeyond198]

Omg, I love your videos! Your hilarious! Keep making more! (:

[7889tristan]

nasty

[TheNicksSkitsShow]

im gay vaginas are ugly jus sayin

[corierobot]

me in 30 years.

[chuckyXtobi4ever]

iam bi but still cougar lesbians scare me alittle 0_0 maybe cuz there old lmao xD

[Demithehunter]

lol

[ancoraimpar0]

This is SO WRONG. Please...give me more cougar lesbian madness!

[salammx]

grab it by the labia, grrrl!

[somuchbettaim4u]

MORE COUGAR LESBIANS!!!!!! I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE!!!

[youngdjlawson]

lol wat the hell did i just watch



[biteme2367]

This is so wrong, even as a joke

[Ajayvortexx]

o will grab that title by the .... balls ... yeah or you know labia

[reesespeices100]

i felt raped after i watched this video

[UnleashTheVoice]

lol great video!! classic!! funny thing tho... when i was watching this... a justin bieber ad came up XD lol youtube knows its shit

[eksophia]

Ick, why are butch lesbians always portrayed as being synonamous with poorly dressed straight men?? Yucky.

[voodoo4936]

Okay, but did it have to be shrimp stir-fry? Really? Really.

[erinjolene420]

i guess what im looking for is that look in their eyes right after, you know, i get 'em to lick my twat

[thtktgrl]

I embrace it. I grab by the balls. Or, you know, labia

[kupu2pagi]

TAILS HAVE BALLS YÁLL FOR REAL

[Lyceius]

MOAR COUGAR LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!! this is hilarious.

[Miikaika25]

omg I hope I am not like that at 40

[startrekmakesmehappy]

@Miikaika25 I won't let you get like that. I promise. I've never met you but thise chicks are a liiiitle creepy.

[terryk1233]

0:55 face plant hard.. that kind of looks like the cartoon princess girl. I dont think it is though.

[hypedd007]

MORE MORE MORE

[voidlam]

Or, by the labia.

[KarmaIsABiznitch]

OMG ahahahahahahaha. wow.



[SillyNerdify]

I am an 18 year old lesbian and after watching this I am never going to LA... lol ;)

[Haties11]

" I am so proud of being a cougar lesbian, I mean I will grab that title by the........ " " Balls" " Yeah, or you know.... Labiya" Lmfao!!!

[oOoNeeCorn]

What does "cougar" mean? People always say it.. but I can never throughly get it. It is like a pedo woman?

[iheartnurdz]

@oOoNeeCorn No. Pedophiles like children. Cougars are women who like men/women that are significantly younger than them, but still adults.

[oOoNeeCorn]

@iheartnurdz

Ohh, I see. thank you very much.

[KaDaAlMo]

@oOoNeeCorn well literally, a cougar is a mountain lion or a puma. BUT in this case, the slang of cougar is a woman in her 30s or 40s who go after casual sexual relationships with young men. so yeah, you're kinda right lol

[oOoNeeCorn]

@KaDaAlMo

haahahah, thank you. (:

[monkey15iv]

@oOoNeeCorn cougar is an older woman, above 40s, that seeks a younger person usually under 29.

[DelunaGrl]

@monkey15iv they're female Pedophiles XD

[thepandatamer8]

@DelunaGrl Theyre not paedophiles if theyre going after 19yr olds...?

[naru24dude]

This was great, Go Cougar Lesbians.

[emmarocksaround]

the one with the black mullet wig kinda looks like ellen page

[indigoflame31]

hahahaha omg this scared me a little..

[xenafan15]

underwater basket weaving XD so funny

[taijacmonkey]

WE NEED MORE COUGAR LESBIAN VIDEOS!

[basiacomeout]

Needs improvement.

[zainadlr]

yurgh!

[rheaprinzmetal]

the end is lfmaoooewwwwwwwwwwwwww hilarious

[deadsirius12]

I don't understand why people think this is offensive. This is hilarious.

[ddmnlm0]

LMAO i wasnt expecting the end hahahahah

[cassheng]

LOL, I can actually see myself turning into a cougar lesbian, if I dun change myself another 10 or more years ot more from now. At present i start to wonder why guys do actually sucks :)

[shazam15]

I'm good at- me too, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. hahahahaha

[aishiteruyutosan]

L M F A O

[emparis7]

that was offensive

[destroyer4253]

@emparis7 oh get over it

[littleaprilroses]

@emparis7 That was funny and you know it. 

[CherryFairy02]

@emparis7 It was offensive, but at least it was less offensive than it could've been. :/ Small victories, I suppose.

[MrCrackerface69]

cougar lesbians are Amazing!

[musicrocksursox]

LMAO I love this. 

[mymateshane]

i LOVE cougar lesbians - thanks for all the episodes. Keep them comming.

Love from Melbourne Australia!

[TheBarbaraManatee]

I'm going to need to see more of this series. Please and thank you. :)

[Bobbinator17]

Speaking as a gay person, WE NEED MORE COUGAR LESBIAN EPISODES!

[UpToNoGood42]

We need more episodes!

[thedombrose]

Holy shit that was too funny!

[asurikai]

The intro is like "Watching cougar lesbians in their natural habitat" Now on the Discovery channel.

[ChuBluLuv]

Not really offensive. Women can become creepy during their midlife crisis just as easily as guys.

[ShantiSyndrome]

"I guess what I'm looking for is that look in their eyes right after they, you know, I get them to lick my twat." I lawl'd.

[LittleMissDarkBlue]

"I'm thinking about doing journalism but I'm...mmm...mghhhh...basketwea­ving..."

[windhamjk]

I find the whining comments about being offended by comedy to be offensive.

[14ocie]

First line: "I'm really proud to be a....cougar...lesbian."

[robustonut]

very creepy

[Chocolateaddict98]

OMG! the girl in the blue shirt that says "Fill'er Up" is that girl Lumen Pierce from dexter!

[rainstar999]

Im not a lesbian but this could be taken offensive...

[windhamjk]

@rainstar999 Well I am glad that no one is guaranteed the right to NOT be offended in this country - although whiney special interest groups try to make you think other wise.

[msaerofan]

Love Love Love this!!! ((and I am lesbian and it does NOT offend me...you girls who are all offended need to get a sense of humor....or a cougar lesbian - either one.))

[soliloquyxdreams]

I find this offensive because it normalizes and comedifies nothing short of rape.

[chelseybear1123]

Uhm. I find this slightly offensive. /: But that's really only because I'm a lesbian, and- this video is very stereotypical. One of them couldn't be decent looking? Or, I'm sorry, do all lesbians look like butches? Dislike this. Like SecondCity.

[Eseress]

@chelseybear1123 I hate people like you, and as a gay person, I hate people like you even fucking more. You can't laugh at yourself? You can't see the humor in a stereotype? EVERYTHING has to be open-minded and safe, right? Fuck you, you're scum.

[Madi096]

MORE EPISODES OF COUGAR LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rileypmht]

This is both hilarious and so very very disturbing...

Ewwww, girls... :P

[DakotaDangerwoman]

i'm thinking of journalism but i'm really good at underwater basket weaving

[jclynvk]

@DakotaDangerwoman

we have that class at Rutgers. I want to take it.

[mngarrison]

@DakotaDangerwoman Especially her comment, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter..."

[HiAdrian]

Hilarious! And kinda hot.

[timtheneumann]

Are there going to be any more CL webisodes? I love this so much! lmao

[mrspepper01]

i like how the woman with the short black hair looks like Christina Ricci in Monster.

[jrplan]

"It's like you try to eat healthy but every now and then you need a slice of pizza and that's what a drunk girl is"

LOL. hilarious.

[DamienTepps]

"Me too. It doesn't matter... it doesn't matter." LOL!! love it!!

[Coopmueller]

Well I guess what I am really looking for is the look in their eyes after I convince them to lick my twat

[bedllama]

Mildly amusing, the last part was funny. "I just wanna see the look on their face when I get them to lick my twat." lol

[TizzyLocomotion]

XDDDD This is funnier than Sassy Gay Friend.

[alliegalforeva18]

these women are great.

[MrHeslopian]

Middle-aged lesbians molesting college girls, duping them into sex whilst they're drunk... That isn't homophobic at all... Aspects of this video were mildly amusing, but it leaves such a horrible taste in the mouth, and on the whole it's just offensive.

[TheFernMC]

@MrHeslopian Your boring comment left a bad taste in my mouth. I was so tired by the end of your paragraph. Your lack of a sense of humor is offensive.

[bignickm27]

@TheFernMC

Oh, Fernando.

[TheFernMC]

@bignickm27 You know how I like messing with people Mr. Man will have to get himself a blues clue

[MrHeslopian]

@TheFernMC Reading a five line paragraph made you feel tired? You must have the attention span of a goldfish.

[TheFernMC]

@MrHeslopian Only when the paragraph consists of pointless babel.

[MrHeslopian]

@TheFernMC First of all, I think you meant babble. Secondly, so other people's opinions constitute pointless babble to you? I hate to break this to you, Fern, but not everyone agrees with what you have to say. I took the trouble to read your comments and respect your belief that this video isn't homophobic, so you should respect mine that it is. Oh, sorry, this message is obviously too long. Would it be better if I dangled something shiny in front of you?

[TheFernMC]

@MrHeslopian hmmm well my mistake for misspelling babble... it would probably be good if you at least tried to have a sense of humor. I never take these videos or their comments seriously. just a thought.

[MrHeslopian]

@TheFernMC I have a sense of humour. I just don't share it with either you or this video. Yours isn't the only sense of humour out there. I love SecondCity's Sassy Gay Friend series, because unlike this it doesn't focus so aggressively on negative stereotypes without irony.

[TheFernMC]

@MrHeslopian Well...fair enough. 'Twas a pleasure going back and forth with you on this and I can respect you for "keeping it real". Peace.

[bignickm27]

@MrHeslopian

If this had been three middle-aged men molesting college girls, duping them into sex whilst they're drunk... would that have been heterophobic?

[MrHeslopian]

@bignickm27 It would depend on the video. This sketch focused so intensely on the lesbian stereotype, showing them as butch drunken predators, with no ironic slant, that I thought it was offensive. If men were shown in such a light, then yes, I guess that would be heterophobic.

[norahsaurus]

omg hilarious

[AmethystEyes]

The last line was a thumbs down for me...

[shalora1]

@AmethystEyes whatt the last line was friggn hilarious!

[AmethystEyes]

@shalora1 It was just too much for me... lol

[ernestmacinderm]

This video is bad and you should feel bad.

[valekrucz]

hahahahaha gosh 1:00 that was so creppy

[14ocie]

haha i love when she says "im really proud of being a cougar lesbian"

[hypedd007]

HILARIOUS!!!!!! yesssss

[lunargaze]

The thought of a lesbian cougar has never crossed my mind! O.O *mind is now opened further*

[koatzz]

I guess I'm looking for that look in their eyes after I get them to lick my twat! lol

[tabychon]

This had potential, but rape jokes aren't cool.

[pinedaisy1]

@tabychon so when guys hit on drunk women, or vice versa or whatever, it's rape?  All I see are the cougars hitting on girls. Nothing more than that.

[tabychon]

@pinedaisy1 When anybody makes sexual advances on a girl that's too drunk to consent, it's rape. Which is especially the case when she's passed out or doesn't even know what she's doing.

[jojojojo23ify]

@tabychon relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax. it's not real life.  Relax... everyone in their right mind knows this is a PARODY of all of the shit on tv now. I personally think it's hilarious because of it's absurdity. just how far will we go with reality? It's a parody. A spoof. You are right, rape = not funny, this however is not about that,... it's a comment about the crap on television.

[kitsune720]

So... its the L Word but with ugly lesbians?

[totalnerd18]

HAHAHA this is brilliant

[StrasnusDude]

every now and then you need a slice of pizza. thats how a drunk girl is. im going to see drunks girls in a whole new level

[da3coons]

OMG LOL!!

[maximusdecimus888]

Those are some ugly ass bitches. Like they ever had a choice.

[bcrvideo]

That was hilarious!

[teemuruskeepaa]

I'm not that young anymore. I reject those student girls. I'm single and never dated.

[narutorocks1122]

Wait....there was humor in this?

[hallelovesdance]

hahahahaha, i know a little boy who has that "fill 'er up" shirt.

[wk3000]

go cougars!!!!.............NOT!

[Forsythia17x]

@eLLriDe420 Yeah, we're all pretty disgusting. :)

[eLLriDe420]

@Forsythia17x haha well i ment just ugly ones. you should try dick sometime.

[Forsythia17x]

@eLLriDe420 Well, you certainly are a dick but I am going to decline.

[EffLabels]

@eLLriDe420 It's tough to say they're all ugly because the femminine ones are less noticable as being gay. I am a lesbian, but very femme and get men hitting on me, but NO ONE would ever beleive iam a lesbian bceause iam not 'ugly' (as you put it) There are pretty one's, they just go under the radar so nobody ever knows

[JacindaBridger]

If a drunk girl is like a slice of pizza, does that make a drunk guy like a sloppy coney from Sonic? IDK:) that's why I'm asking.

[TaIithaCumi]

lmao ewww that was disturbing

[kennedythalexclusive]

The reason the world is so messed up is people take everything so seriously. I'm pretty sure the Second City Network does not condone rape. Gosh, people need to lighten up and just take a good joke.

[teahcrew]

Where do you find any humour whatsoever in the sexual assault of drunken young women by predators? Be careful what you conjure...the images you have created and watch will linger in the culture and add to the pradigm that woman are just fuck holes. Well, the joke is on you..for it is your emasculated little erections not this video that are truly the pitiful jokes of our sick culture.

[gummybrain]

@teahcrew Oh, clean the sand out of your vagina.

[kylielalala]

@teahcrew

its a funny FAKE video, dont go all hippy and ruin it, just enjoy it or shut the fuck up.

[whatsit2yas]

Rape is never funny. Not at the expense of lesbians or anyone.

[radtalks]

"me too... it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter!" lol

[jamesingtonthethird]

Grab that title by the labia lmao.

[DJHeroMist]

IM SCARED... this is not right on so many lvls.... im going back to lvl 1 where its safe....