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  • I was searching for alternatives to the idioms "sweating like a pig" and "sweating bullets" (because "ladies don't sweat, they glow"), and found this. It's amusing. Your viewers comments are hilarious. Half of them are reasonable responses, half of them were written with less thought then you used to turn on the camera.

  • One is, "let's kill two birds with one stone". ... that's just cruel, lol

  • "Neither here nor there" Uh... so WHERE IS IT, then, smart guy? In lala land?

    "Sweating bullets" ...Need I say more about that one?

    "Family jewels" ...Because we all know testicles are shiny, smooth, and worth lots of money. Well, if you're a porn star, maybe.

    "Leaking the lizard" WHY in the hell would you compare your cock to a small-ass green reptile? Are you TRYING to be made fun of?

    "___ up a storm" So you made dark clouds with lightning and rain randomly appear when you did said action?

  • "I don't give a rat's ass"

    When people who are real hungry in the WESTERN or INDUSTRIALIZED world where there's abundance of food say crap like, "I'm starving." ...Right. You're emaciated, malnourished, and you probably have something of a pot belly? Please.

    "The elephant in the room" Where did THAT one start? What kind of room are we talking about here? Certainly not a regular house one.

    "A splitting headache"

    "Can't see the forest for the trees" That one is just wordy and weird.

  • "We all scream for ice cream" Why? Just ask someone nicely for it or buy it yourself. Don't be some rude prick.

    "I don't give a shit" That one's not so bad, but why would you give feces to someone? That's just gross. We're not monkeys in the zoo.

    "Gravity-defying" ...LOL. Really? You or something went in the air for an extended period of time, and you're telling me you "defied' gravity? Yes... because we all know the laws of physics allow for NO ONE to leave the ground. Lol

  • @whoo689 "A totally organic experience" Yes, because it's SO HARD to say "orgasmic" on a fucking commercial. God forbid a few christian conservatives get all up-in-arms about Herbal Essences because they were blunt about it, even though EVERY THINKING ADULT knew the woman was getting a shampoo-orgasm anyway.

  • @whoo689 "The best thing since sliced bread" ...Really? Sliced fucking BREAD?  The most boring thing in the world??

    "The magic word" LOL. Magic's all an illusion, silly.

  • sweating like a pig. pigs don't sweat. that's why they roll in mud

  • haha I like your videos. your amusing.

  • going by that logic... nothing anyone says makes any sense...

  • Well, you said it without realizing, I think, but 'off the top of your head' has, in a literal sense, never made much....sense....hmmm.

  • What does it mean when someone says a language is fucked up? What does fornicating under the consent of the king have to do at all with irregularities in a language?

  • shat

  • Sick as a dog.

  • Phrases like "passed away" and "gone" piss me off because it implies that whoever died actually went somewhere, and you don't know where it is. Actually, they ceased to exist, and you know exactly what happens. It also confuses things when someone actually does get lost, remains alive, but is ACTUALLY gone.

  • Ive wondered about alot of these too, "Slept like a baby" is one that I had problems with in the past, couldnt agree more.

  • Laughed my fucking ass off-This is one I really don't understand

  • I've heard of one-Reservation style, i mean what the fuck does that mean?

  • do you really give a fuck about what shit comes out of peoples mouths, you must have been bored shitless to make this video

  • @beano1eye

    And you must have been 'bored shitless' to take the time to sit through a three and a half minute video on a subject you clearly do not enjoy, and THEN feel the dire need to comment on it.

  • @missygreendaychimp take the time? 3 and a half minutes...You obviously have fuck all patience if you think that is a long time!

  • @beano1eye

    Three and a half minutes is a long time to sit through something you couldn't give a crap about in my opinion.

  • Happy as a clam. I really doubt a clam is that happy, especially when its gonna get eatin.

  • "Thank God" for things having nothing to do with the almighty.

    "God Bless America" - Is this a command? A request? A suggestion? What the fuck?

    I might post others I think of.

  • Why do people who are pissed at someone say "suck my dick" when that is clearly gay?

  • @RiceManPro It isn't a gay request to them, but rather an assertion of their oh-so-macho dominance (usually). It is easily compared to when someone teabags your corpse in Halo, or when a strong dog faux-humps a weaker one. Males of countless species feel the need to tell other males in their communities that, "You're my bitch, bitch." Of course, saying something like, "Suck my dick," out of simple anger is likely more a random, poorly examined insult than anything, with no real meaning at all.

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  • this video is a stupid excuse for a reason to say i dont understand that thats weird....

  • i LOVE your accent XD

  • its australian u idiot

  • oh and btw , keep on ranting on stuff, you're fucking hilarious! xD

  • just watched the YTWDPWNS' video response to this , blunty dude you should really do something, man i dont care,and neither should anyone, about what this guy is talking about, your private life stuff and wife or gf whatever, but, thats not right, thats going in too deep in someone else´s personal life.

  • I never really got the term "Kill 2 birds with 1 stone"......

  • if you dont get that then ur an idiot

  • nice (Y)

  • I'm sure this has been said before, but I don't know why people say "I could care less."

    This case is different, because I'm referring to the fact that people don't know the phrase is actually "I couldn't care less."

    Two seconds' thought will tell you why. It's just that no one cares enough to spend that two seconds on thought. Sad day.

  • I bruse like a bannan really because I don't really think bannans can even bruse at all

  • dude they can u comeplete idiot whats wrong with you the black or brown spots on a banana is a bruise

  • "Finer than a frog hair" ?

  • jah language is f**d up ...

    like this one i just herd,

    " itz like Cows they eat Grass and Hay and Shit all day "

    we just youse thease terms without realy thinking what were saying huh ?

  • herd? = heard

    youse? =use

    thease?= these

    sorry , but that's really fucked up

  • how about the ...

    Like snot allover the beard

    PSST *whisper* no seriusley, you got snot in your beard.

  • Go teach your grandmother to suck eggs

  • By the way and on the other hand. They make no sense if you analyse them.

  • @GingerMouseIsBack

    Yes they do (well to me at least). By the way = beside the general flow of conversation... A tangent if you will. I random thought that is brought about triggered by the conversation or thought pattern, but often not always relating specifically to it.

    On the other hand:

    If I had enough space I could rant away about biblical rubbish including goats and sheep, but fortunately for you I don't.

    I'm a rambler so this will have probably made little sense.

  • Maybe horses aren't so tasty?

  • eat like a bird.

  • i dont know where this comes from but it definately doesnt make sense to me "cute as a button", and another i thought of while writing this "knee-high to a grasshopper"

  • sick as a dog is pretty befuddling, last time i checked canines arent more prone o illness han humans

  • I could care less?

  • i never understood 'benefit of the doubt'

  • how about "I am going to beat you like a redheaded step-child"?

  • step off i dont get that

  • how about "it was 'all but' [adjective]". It means the complete opposite of what it should. "They were all but composed" should mean that they weren't composed but it means they were?

  • hey blunty....here's some phrases i've heard from childhood onwards...

    hotter than a "n-word" on election day...lol

    don't mess with old blue hen's chicks...

    cuter than a speckled puppy in a little red wagon....my mum liked that one...lol

    more uptight than a hog come fall....

    go light somewhere....never quite got that one...

    squirming around like a worm in hot ashes....

    that's about all i got...lol...have fun....love yer stuff blunty... ;-)

  • hey brainremoval...scientifically speaking we are descended from primates though.....

  • We are primates!

  • another eating one is "i'm so hungry, i could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck"

    would be an interesting sight.

  • this is great when your high

  • The saying "I am going to fix his/her wagon'' That sound like something a pimp would say.

  • humans are not in the ape family you dumb fuck.

  • yes we are

  • @BrainRemovalD3vice

    Humans didn't evolve from apes, which is true. But we shared a common ancestor which in time began to form many species of hominids (the homo sapien, homo neanderthalis and homo habilis) but all became extinct except from the homo sapiens, which as it stands were the beginnings of humans. So I concur that... yes they are.

  • know what you mean. i hate the run like the wind, meatphor

  • you look like my dad O.o

  • "Yeah, Nah"

  • You seem to be forgetting about humans o___O;

  • the saying full as a bull

  • "i promise i'll never do this again" yeah everyone uses it and completely fails

  • I love you Blunty

  • stood like a stop sighn

  • its so fucking good! that sums it up!

  • what about "i sleept like a log"

  • Log's dont sleep

  • Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel tackled a bunch of phrases to see what value they had. For example, "Bull in a China Shop". In reality, the beasts of burden avoided the china at all costs.

  • I thout u were robert downy jr only reason i clicked but it was good lol

  • TIGHT

  • its fucked up.

    what so language is haveing sex upwards?

  • It's raining cats and dogs :O

  • Funny, I don't know any cunning linguists who don't know what an idiom is. Perhaps you should look it up.

  • Only if you'll do me the favor of looking up "for shits and giggles" and "if you take this video seriously you're a fucking moron"

  • Lol

  • i want to know where "hold your horses" and "piss like a race horse" came from ... both make no sense whatsoever

  • Drink like a fish

  • I've heard, "we fucked like STONE TEST bunnies" which, yeah. What? LOL

  • Hmm, I guess I will have to watch wait I say, I've used a few of those way too often.

  • well ive been really interested in words specific to certain regions lately in fact blunty or anyone else you should watch a video mattg124 made about words specific to canada its really cool i didnt know we were the only ones with these words also apparently in my city powell river in BC (right across vancouver island) we are the only ones who call rope swings zungas which i did not know but zunga is a pretty kick ass word.......why do we say kick ass

  • "Eat my dust" - What kind of people carry their dust around anyway?

    "The greatest thing since sliced bread." - What is so great about sliced bread?

    "Walkin' papers" - I got fired a few times in my life. Never got any walkin' papers. Nor any "pink slip" for that matter. All I got was an angry man saying "Get the hell outta here!"

    "In your own words" - My own words?

    "Legally drunk" - Thank god it's legal, otherwise we might have a problem.

    "More than happy" - What are you, stoned?

  • i never understood kiss my ass cause i really don't want anyone kissing my ass.

  • "I'm gonna hit the hay". - Hitting hay? "Blows my mind" - I hope not.

    "I sure could eat" - So could I, but I'm not really hungry at the moment.

  • mattresses used to be filled with hay. sorry to burst your bubble. (lol)

  • The word "amen" is the biggest joke. A billion people say this word everyday. It means the "secretive one" from ancient pagan days. Stupid Earthlings.

  • Actually it isn't Pagan, it is Egyptian, that is where the Jews were and since Moses was an Egiptian priest, saying Amen as an ending to your plea to god, the prayer is actually going to the Egyptian god A-Men Ra, more precicely it seems Moses's name in Egypt was more than likely Amenhotep. So prayers are going to both Amen-Ra the sun god and to the High Priest Moses

  • "Bite the bullet"

    While I'm sure that if you were about to be shot, it would be a useful skill to have, where the hell did this one come from?

  • it comes from the old days wen if someone was injured u would put a bullet in there mouth for them to bite while u stitched or operated on them as painkillers were not available to frontline medics, probably y it has been adapted to just get it done even if you dont like what your going to have to do

  • Ahh, makes more sense now :)

  • i think that one comes from a magicians trick where they load a old style gun with with bullet and gunpowder then the pack it down with a metal pole but the pole is magnetised so the bullet come out with it. the magician the stand away and the assistant fires the empty gun and the magician who has put the bullet in his/her mouth acts as if he/she has been shot at then spit the bullet out.

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  • I find it odd that we can't use the word sex like we use the word fuck. people blurt out "fuck" all the time, but they're hardly ever actually referring to sex.

  • Shit fire and save matches...why?

    A ton of bricks...why bricks?

    Colder than a witches tit. ..its a lie, witches dont have cold ones.

  • In wales we say cwtch instead of hug or cuddle, No idea why it start but i love the word

  • cwtch?

  • Yup, pronounced k -ot-ch

  • As an English major, I really appreciate this vid. I have little rants like this in my mind. I over-analyze words.

  • Don't overanalyze it, Blunty. You'll just get a headache :) Yes, indeed, the context that gives rise to these "euphemisms, slang and colloquiel expressions" is more important than the expressions themselves. For instance, what's different about this phrase: "You can't both have your cake and eat it, too." - that's right. Most folks say "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Which was the original?

  • "I just turned on the camera and started recording this basically, I didn't even really think about it"

    I hate to be pedantic (actually, that is a lie. I love it) but your channels tag line is "Help me cure stupid. THINK, THEN DO"

    to redeem this comment a little, how about:

    As thick as two short planks.

    This really depends on the planks now doesn't it. And planks, even short ones, tend not to be very thick in comparison to their length and width.

  • Needs more research Blunty, not up to par this time :/

  • Blunty... you must be bored, not the best video i've seen from you :(

  • Lol, never heard '' We fucked like bunnies '' xD

  • Must just be a aussie thing then

  • lmfao at "7 condoms" reference to last a bit longer. Also, I agree the horse one is pretty far-fetched. I think "I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a dead horse" is FAR more realistic :)

  • i'm going to ''run'' to the store. no your not. your going to drive.i need to ''hit'' the road. no you won't cuz that would hurt. or hiting the hey or i'm going to ''crash'' both are for sleeping but come on rely just say i'm sleepy. or if you come close to dieing they say ''i almost bot the farm.'' i live in the mid west and i here that crap all the time.

  • pull up here

    how can you pull a car up?

  • haha blunty your my favorite you commented me back nice it shows that you care about your commenters and subscibers

  • "bored as hell" i mean come on if your in hell i think bordom wont realy be a problem the same as those who say fuck instead of hell, if your having sex you shouldnt be bored...

  • by the skin of your teeth

  • Poor Horsey

  • I've always wondered about the term "jimmy-rig". I don't know if you guys say it over there, so the basic definition is something like this:

    Let's say you have a pencil that broke in half. If you put tape around it and say it's fixed, then it has been "jimmy-rigged".

  • my husband always says that he has to piss like race horse. and each time I reply with " Well if you did you would be peeing as you speak and walk because race horses go when they've got to go, even while they are racing." A and he calls me a smartass for saying that.

  • pointing out shit like that is just a drag on a conversation in my opinion, you arent smarter for pointing out technicalities and neither is blunty.

  • Well looks at mr Geroge Carlin impostor here.

    Blunty isee wut u did that I SEE IT!!

  • hung like a horse makes since cygnus

    ur cock hangs down

    a horses cock hangs down

    Hung is a term used to talk about ur penis

    so if u say hung like a horse ur saying ur penis is of equal size to that of a horse

    So stop being fucking stupid

  • @silentjay140 it just makes me laugh when I hear it because it would mean that a man would have a horse sized penis. Which in most cases is ridiculous!

    And by the way, I was merely making an observation. There was no need for your angry finish line. Have a wonderful day!

  • LMAO Well done!

  • How would you know you slept like a baby if you were asleep ? (If its todo with REM.. how would you know you were in REM a lot ? )

  • "Drink Like A Fish!" That one always makes me think of how dumb people can be. Other examples include...

    "Run Like The Wind"

    "Hung Like A Horse"

    "Piss Like A Racehorse"

  • Blind as a bat. Bats have eye site that is comparable with that of a human. Its just that tehy also utilise echolocation. Also the term "4 Eyes." Whenever someone says 4 eyes, i think jesus christ, i dont think its me that needs the glasses.

  • Its funny because i love to point out stupid sayings. I'm always pointing out the "slept like a baby" as being kind a stupid saying.

  • nice video Blunty, that was off the hook!

  • "Slept like a baby" is very applicable. Babies sleep nearly 2/3 of the day and do so with increased REM sleep. When people "sleep like a baby," they are experiencing a phenomenon called REM rebound in which they stay in REM sleep for longer periods of time because it is so vital to our sleep cycle - we naturally try to get as much as we need and make up lost REM sleep first and foremost when paying off sleep debt. Yay for Psychology!

  • "time to bite the bullet"

    do i need to explain its stupidity?

  • in the 1800s(and earlier prolly)

    before anesthetics were invented, when operated, people just bit a hard surface and took it

  • just lol

  • When people say: "Holy man!" in exclamation, i kinda wanna reply with "The Archbishop of Canterbury?! Here?! Where is he?!"

  • I think that the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" came from the Crusades era. The Crusaders did a lot of traveling, and they weren't that prepared for their long journeys. They rarely encountered pit stops to resupply. When they were without food or water/wine (wine was safer to drink at the time), they would drink the blood of their horses, and if they had to, they would kill the horse and eat it.

  • well before this time the nomdic mongolians used to survive following the same practices, they would also make an alcoholic beverage from fermented milk.

  • "I'm sweating like a pig"

    Ummm... sure? but pigs... don't... sweat, do they?!

  • "fuck you"

    eh...sure

  • i could eat a horse

  • when people say "Wow, is it ever cold in here!" I wanna be like "yeah, sometimes."

  • wow you did that accent really well

  • Mongolians are so hungry that they do eat their horses.

  • "It's raining cats and dogs." - Is it? Is it really?

  • 'What the fuck'

  • Well, those are similes, not metaphors.

  • gay

  • They say "I'm so hungry I can eat a horse" because horse meat really isn't for eating at all. So when they say the phrase they are stating that they are so hungry they could eat anything just about now.

  • in sweden we say "ska vi va?" when we want to do something togheter and transleted to english its "Should we be?" its just so stupid really should we be.. what? What du you want to be?!

  • On your/my person

    Whut. D: Do you have a spare person or something? ._. It means you have something, I think. :/

    Like a stuck hog or pig. Basically, it means you're in a lose-lose situation, to me. Beating a dead horse. It's dead. Why bother? -_- On the subject, Beat around the bush. I can see how in some instances, that would be useful, but mostly, why do it in the first place? It means staying away from a certain subject, usually quite obviously, & it can be from either person in the convo.

  • Hehe. You're almost comfortable in front of a camera.

  • "Colder than a Witch's titty." Not sure where that one came from.

    "I've gotta piss like a horse."

    "I'm wasted" - In relation to being sleepy, not hungover.

  • "I've gotta piss like a race horse." its how it goes lol

  • the one that confuses me is face the music i really don't get it music isn't bad i actually like music...

    BTW some people say I'm so hungry i could eat a cow just some of them

  • you shouldnt have to dumb things down if people cant understand you they can learn somthing new

  • "You"

    Use of the word "you" to mean 'some hypothetical person' has always kind of weirded me out. eg'

    "And then you went and stuck your face right in the".. "wha? What the hell, no I didn't!"

    Another one is where a married woman is sometimes refered to by her husbands full name, such as, "Mrs Darren Jenkins".

  • sometimes i or people around me say "im hot as balls". this statement is also weird because balls are external in order to be less hot than the body's temperature... so balls are technically cooler than a sweaty person

  • have you seen that george carlin video? he had like a 15 min show on current subject

  • Well,personally,the saying,"cool shit" has never mad much sence to me,for 1) I never personally thought as a secondary fecies as cool,and 2) it's not even cool as in temperature wise,It's stored in your body,meaning ins above room temperature.

  • I say I'm so hungry I could eat a kebab but sadly I can't.

  • I hate "I don't have a clue". In most cases, yes, you do have a clue.

  • They sell like hot cakes... I never got that one

  • I've thought about the meaning of our most common sayings quite a bit as well. When ppl say, 'be back in a second', I think, really, you think your that quick.

  • Cute as a button. I've never found buttons to be cute personally, and I don't know anyone who does.

  • "By the skin of my teeth" has always made me shudder a bit thinking about it.

  • "How are you?"

    Seriously, think about that phrase.

  • hey blunty :) good video

  • "That's cool as shit"

    and

    "Sick as a dog"

  • When people say "be" when they really mean "is" or when someone says something tastes like chicken. I've eaten things that are SUPPOSED to "taste like chicken" and instead tasted noodles or whatever I was eating. Honestly the only thing that I can think of that tastes like chicken that isn't chicken are frog's legs.

    And whenever people don't congregate the word "is."

    "We is"

    "They is"

    "You is"

    BLEH! It's just ignorant to do that. And on purpose, no less.

  • snake doesnt taste like chicken,it tastes like SNAKE.

  • Sweat like a pig.

    Pigs don't sweat.

  • I hear this one phrase from time to time: "Pay through the nose", like "When I sue those guys, they'll pay through the nose!" Obviously, it means "to pay a really big price."

    I never understood that phrase- when I think of someone paying through their nose, I imagine some bloke with coins streaming out of his nostrils like he just snorted a malfunctioning slot machine.

  • the proof is in the pudding.

    were playing clue im eating pudding and i suddenly look down and say MR GREEN IN THE LIBRARY WITH A WRENCH

    and you cdant have your cake and eat it too, im sure its pretty natural towant to eat your cake.

    adn ive never heard we fucked like bunnies :?

  • Here's a very common one. "Smells like sh*t." 99% of the time it doesn't.

    Or better yet, "Tastes like sh*t." Really? You know what that's like?

  • yeah i do, havent you ever eaten mcdonalds?

  • You've literally eaten sh*t? McDonalds is gross enough

  • mcdonalds is shit the only reason its hot is because somepimpley head prepubescent worm just squeezed it out his ass, also y do qlders call there beer xxxx, coz u cant put shit on the side of a can hahaha. get over yourself we all know wat shit tastes like beacause u have smelt it, to smell u must inhale a small particle of that product therefore it hits your tounge and you would know from the smell what it tastes like, so technically u have all eaten shit.

  • lol alright buddy no need to get so defensive/technical it was only a joke

  • i was joking before but obviously went over the head of a few people so i had to clarify, maybe intellectual style jokes no matter how dumbed down do not belong on youtube.sorry my mistake, i will go hit my head against a wall so as all the 15yrs olds can understand me.

  • I have actually tasted shit before.when I was about 5, my babysitter, she took my diaper and rammed it in my face. She was a horribl