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  • omg, I'm gonna kiss my boyfriend for the first time tomorrow. So nervous. this is my first kiss ever. uuugghh i like him so much tho :/

  • yes my gf had never used her tongue before and she suggested we should try, and she stuck her tongue really far into my mouth, and, her brother walked in on us and just stood there for like 5 mins watching.

  • lol. i tried to kiss my nephew on his head once and he jumped up and clocked me on the lip. that was the worst kiss iv ever had

  • until their noeyoeses touch

  • my worst kiss was i told someone to kiss my butt i bend down n thet literly kiss it on my right butt check! FML

  • um like once or twice lol i cant describe it lol

  • I had a guy who was taller than me and when he pulled me he just stuck his entire tongue down my throat. Literally thought I was about to choke.

  • and the price William and Kate kiss! very famous

  • my bad kiss would be when they tryed biting my face and my lips instead of kissing me

  • @dell taco

    

  • I'm forever alone D; I've never kissed anyone xD

  • yes i was at the park for something i dont no and i dint kiss my girlfriend yet so i went in and she spite all over my face and in my mouth but when i kissed her again a week later it was good but then we broke up 3 months later so sad but she was a dick

  • It was my first kiss. I went to a romantic movie on a date and I leaned in for a kiss and she didn't tilt her head

  • @ThatNerdyGuy3 Lol.

  • So,last night, I went to a movie with my friend, he kept rubbing my arm and leg, I felt REALLY uncomfy, so I left the theater, I came back, and he started rubbing me again, cuddling with me and trying to hold my hand, he came in to kiss me, I got pissed, smacked him, and he left....

  • No I haven't all of them were goooood.

  • whats ur last name ? :)

  • I LOVE these cardboard creations!

  • Never... Wanna Know Why??.... Kuz ive never kissed anyone!!!!! :(

  • theres also the chompers i once madeout with this guy who was seriously bitting my lips and they were really sore the next day and red ya not so much fun

  • yes ive had the worst kiss ever! it was so embarassing! and i wish it would have never happend.. oh wait it hasnt.. ive never kissed anyone, nevermind :/

  • YES i was like at the house with my bf n he goes to kiss me and sneezed on me :(

  • nope never, and the girl im currently dating is a great kisser

  • yes i call it the braces kiss like this boy kissed me and he had braces and he just slobbered and his braces kept hitting my teeth tht really hurt and then he was like tryin to dig something out of my mouth as you said he just did all the worst kisses at once and then he said wooow after tht and then he said i want another kis tht was amazing then i stoped him and told him straight up how it was lol

  • @ashpearsalljake92 LOL?!!?

  • never been kissed

  • mine was an awkward wobble as you called it in the video... it was like kissing a skull... not that i know what thats like... but hey subscribe to meh

  • i was going to kiss my gf... then an idiot pushed me into her and we fell.....

  • @carter10paul10 N KISS right?

  • Okay when your noses touch eachother before the kiss...it's horrible! also, the first time my old bf tried to make out with me...it was terrible because teeth were involved! =O but second try, it was perfect<3 In other words, in my whole life, iI've only had two bad kisses hehehe.(=

  • Its kinda pathetic to leave a guy/girl after a month or more over a bad kiss.

  • My first one was terrible. Well it was my only one. With my ex-bf.. It was the last year of 6th grade and my bus was about to leave he stepped on me i had sandals on... i was bending down and he kissed my hair... then we tried again and it was slobbery.. He yelled THAT WAS AWKWARD!! i cried :(

  • I kissed a girl one time who had no rhythm... apparently rhythm spans into kissing too. not just her chicken dance..... yeah.

  • sometimes my grandparents kiss me.. :l

    

  • Guy #1...

    Way too slobbery and his lips were so small I think I kissed his chin and nose ): He would go directly into tongue

    Guy #2

    Slobbery but not as bad. Soft HUGE Lips (; but went directly into tongue.. ):

    Guy#4

    PERFECT(ish) , a little slobbery.. I always had to wipe my face (EW!)

    Guy #3

    I always needed breath. He was too fast :o ! He was not AS slobbery as the last one. Always darted his tongue. RUINED THE MOMENT. He'd go fast. He would do it in public... (AHH!)

    Guy #Invisible

    I gave up.

  • i havent had my kiss yet sadly .......

  • Zoe, this is the first of your videos that I've seen, and you are so spot on!

    Worst kiss(es): attack of the tongue--The guy had barely reached my lips before his tongue attacked the inside of my mouth. He practically raped my mouth with his tongue

    The fish kiss--The guy's lips were wet, cold and slimy! He was lopsided, didn't turn his head, so his nose was squished against mine...not pleasant. So ya, those were my bad ones...

  • The "loud kisser"!! Ughhh, NOT okay! One time I told my girlfriend, "You don't have to make a noise every time you kiss." I went on to show her how to kiss 'quiet.' The constant "smacking kiss" drives me nuts. Don't get me started about her eating habits. Smacking galore. O_O Two months and I had to let her go. I feel like when you have to tell someone how to kiss you.. it's time to move on. LOVED this video! :)

  • My First Kiss ! Uhhh I Wish I Could Forget It, It Was Sooo Tarrible Haha This Guy Was Shorter Then Me And His First Kiss Too. Haha Then Of Course I Dumped Him 2 Days Later! ;D

  • @roxxie89able trust me i had tht b4

  • my boyfriend is shorter than me so when we hug he kisses my neck :P

    he tries to kiss my cheek but i get shy and duck out of the way :P

    it makes me feel bad but its just a reflex i have

    he now is trying to get a real kiss from me...

    if i duck when he goes for my cheek why does is make sense to go for the lips? lol

    but we have come to an understanding now and its all good :P

  • oh my jesus yes. Worst kisses....I was dating this one guy who I was his first kiss. He sucked in my whole face with his mouth his teethe were around my lips and some how his tongue made it into my mouth. I felt like I was being attacked by a face hugger. There is another who is a slobbery kisser with out tongue.....his lips would wrap around mine...and they were extremely wet. ::gag::

  • My boy friend isn't a bad kisser he just kisses alot !! lol i think its so romantic when i guy walks up to you and sticks his hand in your back pocket idk i dont like the ass grabing thing though or spanking that just seems odd and hurtful <3 !!!!!!!

  • Ahaha, * Kisssinnng & Nevver Wannntinng To Stooopp <3 (; *

  • Open mouth kisses...they wouln't even close their mouth unless I pulled away...I like lips to lips...It's way more romantic.

  • yes... ummm he practacly just sucked on my face and lips :/....

  • Everyone's first kiss is the same, with their parents ;3

  • I've never been kissed and I don't want to be until its with the man I will marry!!

  • @Phnanance agreed :D

  • @sofiaajpg Its okay, I feel your pain

  • i wz rly board on my first d8 evr but i rly liked the guy so i just kissed him and he got this look on his face and he tryed kissing me back or idk really what he was doing cuz he missed and got my cheek and i wz fucked off!!!!!! i yelled at the movie theters "exuse me! i just kissed u on the lips a desent kiss and u pecked me on the cheek back!!!!!"

  • My fist and worst kiss-- we were both smiling at each other awkwardly until I just leaned in and kissed him (a choice I will forever regret) but the thing is he didn't stop smiling when I leaned in so I kissed his teeth. Yuck.

  • My worst kiss was when i gave CPR to this kid, and he was actually in no need of it. I was pretty pissed

  • Yeah i kissed this one guy and he was like biteing my face not useing lips at all

  • And with Christmas coming up, Guys, hold that mistletoe above your head, not on your belt !!!

  • omg my ex suckkeddd at kissing!! he could not kiss me on the lips and he was really slobbery !! bleckkk then he cheated on me. ohhh welll lmao your amazing zoe!!!

  • hi im a new subscriber and i had an idea! i thought you can start to have fan mail via youtube! check me out....lainebabii99 or.......the three girlies!!!! thankkks bye

  • I was making out with my boyfriend (now exboyfriend) and shoved his tongue down my throat. Once, okay maybe by accident but twice no. I was done after that.

  • Pizza counts as a vegetable right? Congress says so.

  • my worst kiss was when my ex would act like he would use his tongue but never did...Even if he came in for a deep kiss, his tongue will just lie there, limp and lifeless....... like a dead fish.

  • she wears the same pants 

  • i have only kissed one time and it sucked i dont know what went wrong it was just wierd and bad help

  • 3:25

  • that booth is classic, like the one lucy uses in peanuts

  • well we weren't even dating, but we went in for the kiss, and (i don't know why) he opened his mouth at the last second so i ended up kissing his front teeth and his top lip was at the bottom of my nose. that was our first and last kiss..

  • my bf kissed me when we were on the beach and then he pushed me over a little boys sand castle... awks...

  • one time i was at the pool and i saw this cuple and they were makeing out in the POOL, and i have a little brother thats 5 and i dont think he wants to wach that................ i mean serousaly get a room! good advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • we were freshman. he was a wet kisser.

  • the little kids kiss! omg don't get me started

  • My most awkward kiss was a couple of weeks ago with my boyfriend. (It wasn't our first kiss with each other so it was kind of funny). But we both went in and then his head hit mine and I fell and then he had to help me up and yeah... It was... You had to be there. Ha ha.

  • seriously , that your opinion for kissing , but if the guy kissess oyu with a lot of tongue , and you like itt , then itss nott badd , IF YOU L;IKEE IT dosnt mean hes a bad kisser

  • My boyfriend cuddles me and then he starts to kiss my neck and cheek, yesterday he stopped and told me he couldn't make a kiss with the perfect sound so then he tried it on his hand and it worked...

  • The person was having their first kiss....and they kinda didn't even touch my lips with their's. They chewed on my face a little.

  • I ATE MY VEGGIES NOW CAN I HAVE A GOLDEN STAR ?!?!?!?!

  • The best is when your boyfriend awkwardly touches your lips to his and you sit there not knowing what to do cause it's your first kiss (or it would have been) and then you pull away and tell him that it's too wierd... yup... I'm smooth ;)

  • when i was leaning in, she was pulling a really weird face it was all scrunched up but her eyes were like cracked open, she didnt even tip her face so i bonked my noise pretty hard. oh and the mirror was quite cold

  • i would love to kiss your sexy ass zoe !!!!sincerely,alan

  • it was a straight up classic "tongue shoved in my mouth as if he was trying to gag me" kiss -.-............ yeah it was gross

  • I had braces. He got his lip stuck... in my braces, Zoe D:

  • @CrystalClearClara tht some funny stuff lol 

  • He was a decent lip kisser, but then I was all... hmm, let's give a french kiss a shot, eh? So, I started frenching him a little...then it turned into an OMG-I-CANT-BREATHE-GET-YOUR-TO­UNGUE-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH kiss. Yeahhh, I smelled a breakup.

  • @frenchhorntrumpet LOL love your explaination! Also I've had that, except I wasn't dating this guy.

  • The theeth thingie happened to me - _ -

  • mine was the washing machine kiss, if you gyys don't know what that is... well it feels as though your mouth in a washing machine for his/ her tounge. its rather gross and should be avoided

  • .. Nonexistent.

  • @Crowspirit1 same :'( XD

  • @xLurkFromAbove lmao

  • god yessss my worst kiss ever was with my ex boyfriend (now reffered to as kermit [had a squeaky voice]) but anyway lets jus say it was our first and last kiss....lol well he was an insanely slobbery kisser (dont think his tongue even made it into my mouth :/ ) and to make matters worse he told me he loved me after that kiss !!! aggg and pleassseeee zoe can yu put this in yur next video? it would make my day! EVERYBODY LIKE THIS SO SHE SEES IT!!!! PLEASE AND THANKYUUUU <3 love yu zoe yur amazing

  • love your hair! it's so pretty (:

  • The first kiss I ever got.... The person was Slobberzilla. I had their saliva all over my face. It was gross.

  • i was kissed for the first time in jk his name was austin and it was kind of a kiss and run hehe

  • I haven't been kissed yet.... Forever Alone...

  • @sofiaajpg awww, you wont be forever alone! :(

  • @sofiaajpg Ha dude, you have a long life a head of you! Dont be bummed, be a happy bum! You knowww! And if that doesn't work you will always find that -censored- And then you can kick him/her and run like the runner you are! :)

  • @sofiaajpg dude or girl just find the right persone tht u really love and kiss them it seems scary at first but its only lips u can do it

  • @sofiaajpg You will get your FIRST kiss sooon! :D BTW!!!!!! Your first kiss you will forever remember D: Lol

  • I consider you lucky

  • @sofiaajpg girll, we're in the same boat lol. I feel u

  • He was a biter. He kept on biting my lips while we made out.

    The occasional lip nibble, sure. I can get on board. But I woke up the next day noticing a cut by my lips once O_o

    'Twas baaaaad.

  • @mickiebee14 Can totally relate...I'm thinking, "Is he gonna eat me?" :P

  • he was shorter than me and it felt like he was giving my mouth a blow job..... e__e

  • he was really short so he had to use my shoulders O.o

  • Sniff...I've never been kissed...ever...

  • when i was a freshman i had boyfriend who was 6 foot 4...i had to stand on a chair to kiss him...

  • Okay, well lets just put it this way...

    we were riding our bikes up to this corner store by his house, and he leans in to kiss me. Well i see his dads mini van pass and i grab his shirt and pull him into the evergreen trees behind me... now his father thinks we were trying to have outdoor sex... We never did talk about this, we just ran. DX Talk about EMBARASSING!

  • My boyfriend loves to watch your videos just because you say eat your vegetables at the end.

  • He bit me, my tongue began to bleed and he kept kissing and I kept trying to say "hey!! my tongue!" so that wasn't fun.. then a few weeks later i broke up with him... he cried

  • this is ur 69th video... (;

  • My kiss was when I was at home, alone. I was watching t.v when, BAM! Dog tongue, all over my lips...Wait you want the WORST kiss? Oh...never mind, then. :)

  • boooooooooring

  • her voice pisses me off

  • He pratically ate my face, he just like slobbered all over my mouth, it was disgusting, and I left my charger at his house but i never wana see him again, FRICK

  • the worse kiss i have ever had was watching a movie with one of my best guy friends and he just reached over and stuck his tongue in my mouth i swear it felt like making out with a mop. i jumped up and moved to seats away from him.. lol

  • Slobber Kiss + Agressive Tongue (with bonus rotation) = my ex-boyfriend *gags*

    Also, kissing with your eyes open is kinda creepy...

  • @tanrioth kissing with your eyes open...is very creepy, had that experience. I sorta peaked when we were kissing and his eyes were wide open...like this--> 0.0

  • i feel weird wacthing all your vids cause i just read like the first 20 comments fromm this video and there all girls and im a guy so thts a bit weird...

  • @Baoots Same here

  • My first kiss was durning truth or dare and omg it was awful, it was my birthday and he like licked my teeth and then made out with my chin? Lol no it was so bad.

  • my first kiss, i accidently kissed his nose

  • ummm yea

  • my boyfriends kisses are unpredictable. there different every time. sometimes hes all slobbery, other times he has a quivery lip. one time he went to kiss me and he bumped my lip hard and made it bleed. :3

  • i kissed this guy once and his nose was all runny and he was like drooling. it was ewwwww. i nearly threw up.

  • I had a dream about a really bad kiss. It was with Paula Abdul.... Im a girl... and Im straight. and under 20.... ew.

  • my ex was and still is a terrible kisser. He's really a nice boy but he drools. We use to only french kiss but it got so.. wet. I think there was more spit on my face than in my mouth. So every other minute when I pretended to catch my breath.. I'd actually be wiping off my cheeks. And I know it isn't in my head because my best friend felt the same way about him.

  • do your lips have to be wet or dry or what?

  • @JazzBeatsXD not too wet, and not too dry...moist might I say?? like 50/50.

  • The first time I ever made out with my boyfriend. We were going at it, and I have this thing to where when I get nervous I sneeze. Right In His Effing Mouth. Ugh it was terribly hilarious...

  • No Tonsil Hockey! Terrible to watch!

  • Worst kiss? When my mom gets home. Awful. Just, awful.

  • why would anyone WANT to kiss a guy they have coootiesss!!! andd they are just very gross and boyish!!! jk i have guy friendsss.... ;)

  • im a kissind virgin....... so no bad kisses yett....

  • what's the point with the 2 dislikes? who could dislike this?

  • @barbiebratzdoll229 yeah... now theres 12.......

  • I've never kissed anyone but I hope to...soon!!!!

  • My big sister is turning 17 tomorrow! Can you please leave this at the end of your next video or just say it? Pretty please?? :D

  • My big sister is turning 17 tomorrow! Can you please leave this at the end of your next video or just say it?? ^.^ :D

  • i was at the movies with this guy, and he leaned in to kiss me, and we did like a peck kiss, and i guess he wantedd more..so he like licked my lips trying to french me! horrible. just horrible.

  • Oh god. I dated this guy once who had like these GIGANTIC lips, and when I kissed him...it was like he was trying to eat my face.

  • Well, I went to a foam party... Made out with a guy for about 3 hours... The kissing was good, but my upper lip hated me for about a month afterwards... :\

  • I haven't had my first kiss with a person yet.........

    But I don't hear any comlaints from my wall!!

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  • I always end up hitting them in the face somehow. Always.

  • i have had a kiss just not one that i could say i love kissing or one to say i hate it

    so i think i would say worst kiss would be from my dog when i was asleep

  • This one time, I was kissin my boyfriend (who is now my ex) when I called him spongebob to be funny, then he didn't notice and then he called me by his other girlfriends name. But other than that the kissing was fantastic!

  • My freshman year, me and my friend liked each other. So I kissed him. And he wouldn't open his teeth.

    So when he asked me out the next day I said know.

    Serves him right.

    Don't lock people out.

  • Can you make a video about your everyday life

  • it wasnt really a "bad kiss" but when i went in for a kiss my boyfriend jerked his head away and was like "missed me"...it was cute/funny the first 5 times.

  • My girlfriend used to be like inactive when we kissed, now she tries jam her tongue down my throat and makes me gag. No bueno.

  • Hey Zoe, Uhm, you should make a thanksgiving video =) Thanksgiving is less than 2 weeks away! What do you do for thanksgiving?? =) Do you like turkey? You should make a video about it, dressed up as a turkey =D It'd be AWESOME

  • i want to know how many of the people commenting are talking about each other.

  • .... Having this guy stick his tounge down my throat & almost choking... i pulled it off though.

    yeah.. he's a really bad kisser.

    or is it just me?.. nooo, its him.

  • Yes I have! I kissed this one guy and his lips were chapped and stuff, so the kiss felt all...hard. It was PRETTY awkward. :/ His lips were ANYTHING but soft.

  • Well, I've never kissed a guy, but once, I kissed my guinea pig because I was bored...and then my dad walked in...

  • First kiss. Smashed noses. Then... It happened again... Terrible.

  • the guy kept on biting my tongue-worst ever!

  • My pillow is the worst kisser ever...

  • funny video

  • OMG!! YESS!! I HAVE HAD THE MOST HORRORABLE KISS EVER! (and i am a guy and we are pretty tolerable on kissing) but anyway this girl well...lets forget a little slobber. She might as well have hacked a lugi in my mouth!! ...(shiver) and on top of that she had the "wobbling lips" i then told her that about a day later and she smack me in the face!! D:

  • I wonder how many people that watch this are wondering "I wonder how good of a kisser Zoe is."

  • I was expecting a closed mouth kiss for a first.... instead I got a tongue up my nose.......

  • @SchizoSanity my ex did tht to me....he said he was trying imitate japanese porn (dnt let my username throw u off ima chick) then i hit him upside the head

  • I had the worest first kiss ever. it was half mouth, half cheek and it was that type of slobbery inside lip kiss and, eww, just...eww. ack.

  • my first kiss was awkward... my BF half kissed my lips and half my chin... ya, he missed... lol i guess its funny but it was a little awkward... and his lips were really wet and really cold...

  • Worst kiss: No tongue, literally drooling into my mouth. . . VOMIT! DX

  • Not sure what she was aiming for but she bit my nose and licked my eye?

  • we were at his house and we were watching a movie and then he started making out with me, while his ENTIRE FAMILY WAS IN THE ROOM. it was mortifying.

  • what the hell! that guy really has no limits

  • You know um... Ive never kissed anyone. But i can imagine a bad kiss like... Falling off a building or something.

  • this guy just like made me kiss him then tried to make me touch his dick! i then kicked him in the balls

  • @CALLIEandINUYASHA thts kinda fucked up lol