Steven Seagal - I got Hoes

[MrStar1k]

The BEST man!

[sillamookton]

funny

[grillo1985]

is there something that Steven couldn't do?!?

[RaphaelDeLaGhetto87]

@grillo1985

Get out of a choke hold

[officialvangcreative]

putting a hero like sea gal together with a gangsta song is just so wrong.

[lloydbanks17ani]

Rip NATE DOGG

[ItsThoseWhiteKids]

I think 85 people were not baked. Because I thought this was hilarious.

[saints360row]

I thought this was stupid. I don't know how you all love this so much.

[slickone4706]

AHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck i love this AHAHHAA

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

rofl laughing my god damn ass off!!!

[r0nf0]

0:22 BIATCH!! hahaha

[behindlovelyeyes]

silly, you almost made me believe he was singing that for the first 5 seconds. lol

[bboysil]

lmao

[Empha84]

Man rest in peace Nate Dogg! Man its awesome with Steven

[Zanmato007]

0:46 Boss mode walk.

[harrow177]

Biatch..!

[Zodist]

0:43-0:51 That walk could kill.

[mikjon67]

Even Chuck Norris has HOES!

[fpa1996]

WHAT IS THAT ?? A SINGING PIG ????

[CertifiedGooner729]

Too bad he's the size of a house now.

[SuMxBoMbR]

RESPECT. 00:42.

[terzolilu]

Steven got BONES, a lot of.

[petr2234]

Steven Seagal is good master :) nice

[DOBERMAN7203]

Judo Gene Lebelle vs Steven Seagull.. SS says GL can't choke him out. GL puts the choke on and SS passes out. SS wakes up pulling the "I wasn't ready!" shit. LeBell gives his time to collect himself and ready his chi. Seagal says go, LeBell SQueezes, Seagal passes out... and shits himself.Seagal wakes up in a pile of his own POOP threatens to sue him if he ever tells anyone, and basically acts like a little bitch and fires GL from the movie set.

[BattousaiOfChaos]

Which movie is that from? It's definitely an young Seagal movie.

[13willywonka]

this song old

[LcplHabon]

Steven Seagal is gangsta!

[toophatpoyo]

0:40 Looks like he's really disciplining his bitch.

[ZimmermanTelegram]

This is possibly the best video ever on youtube.

[AngryZmey]

Sihan Seagal Rulezz!

[cultgm]

He looks skinny! I didn't know he had muscle, too.

[astroscorp2]

If we're gonna talk about him having 'hoes' in different area codes; why not show a lot more shots of the different women he was with in different movies? On the ship in Under Siege. With exotic Kelly LeBrok in Hard to Kill. I must say, it was funny until I was disappointed by lack of content...

[goldsworthyjosh]

haha, awesome!

[bigwhiteballs27]

Seagal is Pimp

[minitaurosanson]

yeah fuck chuck norris; seagal fucking rules

[sycova]

segal can fight.,,,, everything else... he is as nut job....

[MobliefighterJC]

That video cracks me up everytime i see it. Segal is performing his pimp run towards the bad guy trying to kill him.

[masterofrock420420]

hes got hoes

[toophatpoyo]

hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees...

[BeeAnimation]

When he runs I swear I hear him saying , " I'm gonna get you !!! Don't be so stoopid - stoopid !!! "

[cbnone1]

Steven Segal has Russian hoes!

[whitesongs73]

LMFAO. THIS SONG IS TRUE ABOUT HIM

[Youtubitiano]

Yes he does

have hoes

martial arts moves are bitches

[bronxrip25]

me 2 

[HKA25]

Damn Seagal was skinny in those days man!! :o What movies is that clip from??

[rufusbone]

@HKA25 Nico: Above the law.. his first movie

[cornholio530]

chuck is his "manager"

[TheNachaos]

YEAH

[Masterke85]

hahaaha lol 

[UniversalMinded]

what a lame ass ridiculous song LOL

[ZimmermanTelegram]

Seagal PIMP

[AD1TYA]

quite the handsome face eh?

[KILLASEASON000]

HOES BITCH

[KineticFrenetic]

0:23

[noodlez4me]

he punch that fat punch in the solar plexus hurts like a mutha!

[Sjones675]

0:07 is the funniest part. The grin on his face lol

[moe2744]

0:28 he look's like jackie chan

[762full]

0:29-0:33 Every time I see that I fall out of my chair

And everyone says the same thing, Seagal is the pimp who disciplines his hoe lol

[Sjones675]

LOL!

[MaffiaBiffen]

I honestly think this clip should get some award, love it <3<3<3<3

[KamachoMcSagget]

this is really one of the best things i've seen in my life

[generalzod4life]

hahahah Stevens Pimp Hand Be Strong

[N1nj4Dragon]

segal is a piece of shit with hes stupid movies in wich he cant get punched.

[TheAnnieBabe13]

@N1nj4Dragon what the fxk ever...ugh haterade

[PriusRider]

00:30 - with the BLACK top. MOVIE NAME PLESE!!

[victorrain]

@PriusRider

ABOVE THE LAW

[PriusRider]

@victorrain ah... thank u :)

[spookylocopv]

he don't run like a girl.... he running like a Pimp all he needs is a purple Gucci suit and feathery pimp hat and cane..

[mrpixelatingmonster]

@spookylocopv with a big diamond on the handle

[capsBeatz]

damn i never knew steven seagal had such a gay walk.. the way he flails his arms and whatnot.

[1251wire]

at :28 imagine this mofo running after your ass, look at the dude running from him!!

piss ur pants like!!

[nanosavvy18]

sigh.. I just LOVE thos bad boys!!

[Kabu1i]

FREE SEGAL!! they are accusing him of some foul shyt he didnt do!! the ladies should be thankin steven for his life lessons.. instead they come after him for his monies and dashin good looks.

[st4ngeI2]

bwhahahahaha - nice

[martinyalizee]

esta cancio no la encuentro

[ilikecheesebread1]

but it is my place, a am the people. I am one of many people in the world....and he's suppose to be an "actor" hence him being an "actor" the people ALWAYS have the right to criticize and whether people agree or disagree it still happens...so find somethin better to do than pick at my statement..lol

[gabor345]

oh shit what movie is that from looks old anyone knows? and great video ! 5*

[Ejespersen15]

Imagine a force, so vast so powerful that simply the creation of such enitity would destroy the universe, that entity got a name!

Chuck Seagal!

[Rene0020]

Awesome vid mate! :D

[ilikecheesebread1]

um, i think that explains it all

[ilikecheesebread1]

um, I think that pretty much explains it.

[ilikecheesebread1]

hes an 1980s reject that needs to cut of his pony tail an drop about 30 pounds.

[Sdeath34]

@ilikecheesebread1

Yep, a 80s reject who is one of the only western men to hold a 6th dan black belt in Aikido and the only Western man to ever have a dojo in Japan and teach the Japanses their own martial arts. A reject who was in charge of the personal guard of the Japanses emperor. It's not your place to critisize him.

[thebull284]

@Sdeath34 - I don't care if he is the only western man to hold a dojo in Japan (which is likely not true). He also starred in awful movies like The Glimmer Man and Exit Wounds. The dude is a joke in the US...deal with it.

[Sdeath34]

@thebull284

I appreciate your disrespect for evidence. When intelligent people think somehing is untrue, they go cross check it with the evidence. I understand you are to thick to do that, but oh well, all of us can't be thinking, rationalizing human beings. The fact remains that he is the best non-Japanese master of his art. There's nothing you can do about that. And by the way, have you ever seen "Above the Law." ? I recommend it.

[volt180]

@Sdeath34 Well look this up, Steven Seagal is now being accused of rape and owning two sex slaves from russia. I guess he's not above the law after all.

[ilikecheesebread1]

segals a fag

[ColonelChamberlain]

and your gay for him

[brandyglasshalffull]

i smell a hater.

[MattMystrieo]

Explain and expand, please.

[albondeb]

this is sooo funny

[VagMan123]

steven seagal is the shit

[otavio1956]

Stevsn seagal é muito foda tanto como ator , com em suas artes marciais minha preferia e principalmente o aikidor , é uma coisa divina jogar a força contra si mesmo parabens

si um dia podesse conhecelo seria um dos maiores prazeres da minha vida tirando o panico na tv q amo tb e sou reporte enclusive

[Kulexy]

Steven rules, HE IS a BOSS!!

[Steventhelol]

yea

[Sdeath34]

@Kulexy

He's not a Boss, he is THE BOSS. Unlike washed up faux actions heros like dear Chuckie Norris.

[SteffenAK]

@Kulexy Untill Gene Lebell makes him piss his pants.

[rey024]

look what he does at the part is it couz they like my gangsta ways LOL

[THENOSIDDA1]

that was amazing

[omg1836]

dude steven segal will show u who the man is

[niecxavier]

you funny for this

[khilo1000]

hey wat movie is that please?

[stownfire]

umm it was nico or out for justice..........90% on nico

[24rusguy]

nico (above the law)

[bide94]

Above the law, "Nico"

[ballm0use]

i handles my bees? lkos

[trickmastermonkey]

why was it called "Nico" in the opening credits of the movie if the title is Above The Law?

[ZimmermanTelegram]

it was felt that the phrase 'above the law' wouldn't be understood in Europe the way it is in America so they changed it to the name of the character. for the European release. above the law and Nico, are the same movie with 2 different names.

[trickmastermonkey]

oh well I guess that makes sense. thank you for the clarification, I appreciate it

[bide94]

Well Seagals name in the movie is Nico, and as you might know there is alot of movies that Seagal have done and some of them have 2 names .

[Gl0balfr33kNL]

thats his music video clip LOL

[PanayotiProductions]

ahahhahahahahahah skinny segal make me laugh my ass off every time what da fuk am i in a time machine?

[vdeferens]

@PanayotiProductions LOL when was he EVER that skinny? I think its CGI!

[ballm0use]

ya he let himself go

[victorrain]

You should post a full version.

[dustinrlawrence]

@0:25 made me lmfao...seagul has the craziest looking run in all of hollywood...

[speccwolf]

hate to say it but you are right.

[McFlanker]

@dustinrlawrence Seagal runs like a girl

[onetrashdancer]

@dustinrlawrence runs like a sissy mary , maybe because he is < fucking wittness protection plan = scared bitch

[dustinrlawrence]

@onetrashdancer what? i have no idea what your talking about...doe's it have something to do with seagal keeping sex slaves?? yeah that's some stupid ass retarded shit...keep sex slaves. i still don't know what the fuck that witness protection plan thing means. what is he in witness protection now??????

[dcornflak]

0:23 wuz right on

[mikecrevil]

I bet he got them chinesse hoes.

[HEITEKNEITE]

Steven Seagal Rules :D

Master Of AIKIDO

[YuLong9]

Priceless! LMAO!

[guiguiator]

Yeah ^^

[BlacksVideos]

What is the name of the song?

His video is LOL! ;S

[szogo23]

Ludacris - Area Codes

[jigga24351]

hahahaha, that made me laugh

[eaz9y]

What artist made this song?

[ChrissyT94]

@eaz9y Ludacris

[24rusguy]

the film is above the law

[Shaolin0871]

wtf..hahaha

[crispybacon100]

runs like a girl Steven ftw

[griever1223]

haha steven will kick your ass so easily :D idiot

[crispybacon100]

No Shit dumb ass i didn't say he wouldn't i did say Steven for the win so obviously i wasn't insulting him

[gnaaade]

isn't a "hoe" a prostitute?

[dinarama1980]

LOL

who the fuck is that?

[badturkali]

its steven seagal

american action film actor

[ironlung2004]

hahah

[shamim13333]

OMG look how young and skinny segal is that movie scene.

HAHAH anyone know the name of that fim we saw segal fightin in.

[irondrumwork09]

its "above the law" & yea he was actually fit in his earlier movies LOL

[gnaaade]

no it was "Out for Justice"

[irondrumwork09]

thanks for the irrelevant info since all his films are the same lol

[gnaaade]

I am a fan of Steven's but I cannot contradict

[LiberalNinja]

No, it was "Above the Law"

[shamim13333]

haha look at the part when he was chasin dat guy- HE looked like a propa stick lolzz

Can't belive how fat he's gone since

[Andylikesmuchmetal]

Above the law, though it might be called Nico depending on where you live in the world

[gnaaade]

the film is "Out for Justice"

[SaSouthSide210]

hahahaha ,the way he walks away at the end ,like he just cut one and is blowing it off

[seriouslybad6767]

ROFL- hilarious!

He really is a pimp.

[riffmaster1222]

It's Area Codes by Ludacris

[theGOLDDIGGERScom]

yeah this is steve

[supervideoman347]

its steven seagal but hes not singing

[masterassassin17]

steven seagal has hoes in diffrent area codes even inmovies and real life sucka steven is the man.

[scarecrovv]

steven is the man

[IndustrialFascist878]

Dude I can't believe Steven would make something so fucking stupid.

[IndustrialFascist878]

Lol I just figured that out like 2 hours ago. I had to look it up because if it was him, I'd never watch another one of his movies ever again.

[lolgepwnt]

Seagal is gonna beat the ever-loving piss out of you for not believing that he does infact have hoes in different area codes.

[flashlightbrown]

hahahahahahahahaha that was funny

[PanayotiProductions]

hahaha like to see him in thos jeans now rofl

[DrYenisun]

I dont want see that

what i mean is no way in hell he'd fit in those slim 80's jeans now rofl.