Top Gear - Nissan Cube Review

[rubberwoody]

when i saw the commerical for this thing i thought it was a parody of the scion boxes. Until i saw one on the road

[TheFuggedaboutit]

beeps!!!

[delawarespeedway26]

The cube in Canada is more aggressive looking

[maikeru01]

i didn't even know that they still made cars with bench seats.

[123Jokkmokk123]

i agree, the nissan cube looks special and i like that

[123Jokkmokk123]

i agree, the nissan looks special and i like that

[yaroslav1514]

The 7 people who disliked this vid owen a cube.

[thestonecoldandy]

the cube looks awesome

[TheGrassyBatter2]

lmfao the interior looks like crap.

[bertrab87]

japanese say nissan.. most of the rest of the english speaking world says nissan.. only americans have to be different and say knee-san

[ZomboDeZany]

I saw a Cube in town the other day... :/ some guy started his own taxi serve with it. good luck to him, is all I can say. he's gonna need it XD

[Chrispisz12]

@datommaster I still don't think so

[Firezen4ever]

There is another beep ! LOL

[bob2000and10]

Also to any other silly American who thinks everything in their country is "the best way to do things" again, you are wrong. Right hand drive cars ARE!!! better than left hand drive cars. Search left hand drive on wikipedia and it gives you a list of reasons why, I would post a link buy youtube wont let me

[willister54]

they say nissan right, it just sounds different. i wish i had a british accent

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

Right so Brits are horrible at pronouncing Japanese names, but we leave the accent off the 'e' in Coupe

[pampalass]

and another glove box for the other glove :)

[Chrispisz12]

@blayney24 really?

[Chrispisz12]

Yeah we kinda do. More people speak american English than british English so we win. And I'd rather have an American car over a British car any day

[StuKkanone]

The smooth sound of the Nissan Cube! :D

[gearspec]

Another glove box for other glove. LOL

[tanhockjun]

this car only looks good and work will in japan.

[Chrispisz12]

@tcookie93 ya we kinda do. And the uk is like the only country in all of Europe that drives on the left side of the road.

[Chrispisz12]

@tcookie93

[kyosho94]

any got a idea wtf he is saying at 3:19??

[bathellfire]

KIA Soul or Scion XB will eat this ugly POS for breakfast.

[burgandy25]

COFFINS square! Scary!!!

[Kryppton1]

I am so broke; if i had this car to drive to work, i would be one of the happiest persons alive, the Britts have life quite easy

[DK81344]

WORST CAR EVER!!

[sntg07]

and youre my hero

[sntg07]

@trento728  a ok . AND FUCK TOP GEAR

[NovemberThreat]

Coming from a Cube owner, that was too funny, but was completely right with everything that Britt said!

[sntg07]

@trento728 : APRENDE A ESCRIBIR IMBECIL!!!!!!!!!

AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!1

[Izaroth]

Das boot!

[Prostreetcrazy]

Rubbish

[sntg07]

FUCK YOU TOP GEAR AND VIVA THE MASTRETTA MXT.

[rowsdower12]

You guys have to realize this is the previous generation JDM Cube. So obviously not fit for the European or American market. The current one is more competitive.

[Chrispisz12]

@exiledrabbit ummmm no the pronounce it like Americans and they probably wonder why brittish people pronounce it wrong

[Pandahuie]

I love Bonanza! The best western that used to be on TV.

[akieboss2000]

people in trinidad & tobago love this car lol i allso have one

[SarahRexSteel]

I call it the Pube b/c its so horrendous.

[StuKkanone]

Would this be good for any large open country like the US or Canada no, not at all. The city maybe. But take that on the highway and you would be run down by a massive Dodge Ram 3500

[jp1nagoya1]

Hahaha

My mother has this car

[sandythebear]

@jp1nagoya1 Hahaha my sympathys to your mother

[pulsar540]

Looks like Clarkson forgot that country lane was'nt a race track, i would'nt like to meet him coming the other way, GET ON YOUR SIDE OF THE ROAD CLARKSON!!! The only thing wrong with the Cubes handling is that Clarkson is behind the wheel

[charger19691]

@SuzukiSJ88, I like Top Gear the tele show not the Nissan Cube.

[suzukiSJ88]

it will sound like there filming an episode of bonanza under the bonnet hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrGrog88]

ive been to japan and thoes things are everywhere

[Cleenz]

Oh my god! I think I die when the subwoofer kicked in! This video is so loud!!!

[SergeyVA]

Xb scion 1st gen was better! but cube Nissan 2nd gen is be better! i think!

[charger19691]

So many wonderful pocket rockets in the UK and the Nissan Cube comes to the USA. I wish we could have a much bigger selection of European cars in the USA that hard working people can afford. Europe has so many wonderful motors!!!

[suzukiSJ88]

@charger19691 this car sucks why do you like it 

[4000marco]

it makes me puke, i rather have the nissan juke!

[az015]

i want this car!!! does anyone else find it quite sexy?

[TheMikulover666]

@az015 I think this car is also sexy!!!

[tubilar111]

Hey! It's not that bad, just because Clarkson say so, it doesn't mean he's right. But I wouldn't buy one simply because I'm not a Nissan fan.

[Motorfordtoyota]

I hate this thing, I am disgusted that it came to America.

[Chrispisz12]

@monoceros4

No...I don't. I pronounce it like Jeremy Clarkson and those cars are so rear here that I bearly ever have to say it anyway

[theotherguy245689]

tinned salmon and sisccors...

[BBGenelie]

when he said nissan.... it made me crave some cup noodles.

[toyota420xp]

it might back girls happy

[MegaMrDamo]

The British pronounce Nissan fine, it depends on our accent. NissAn of Nissn, it depends, and I don't think it is fair that any American should tell a Brit how to pronounce and spell correctly. They can't even spell colour

[Monerasauce]

Such a dumb looking car. Hands down.

[OmNomOnSouls]

@Chrispisz12 technically, they are pronouncing it phonetically correctly

[ryushinn]

my mom fucking bought 1...this thing light as fuck.. i felt like i was going to flip this thing...so under powered steering is sensitive

[murry001]

so i guess i won't be buying one of these then? lol...thanks jeremy pfft

[Sevoverkill]

The nissan cube is arguable the most horrendously looking car in recent times and they are driven by ridiculous people too because whenever I see one and it's parked it's over the line, if you meet one on the motorway it'll pull out infront of you or over take you and slow down it's ridiculous!

[PopPrincess921]

I live in Warrington and I see quite a few around! It's quite an interesting and unique car.

[AyonRaven]

they needed the 'postman pat ' song playing during this.

[Chrispisz12]

Can Brittish people not pronounce Nissan right?

[PopPrincess921]

@Chrispisz12 I know right!

[KillanatorVids]

@Chrispisz12 Can american people spell british right?

[rock3tcat]

@Chrispisz12

And the American way is the correct way I suppose?

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ss-aaan

[gunner49061]

@Chrispisz12 Its 'Nissan' not 'Neesan'

[Chrispisz12]

@gunner49061 In Japanese "ni" is pronounced "nee" and san is prnounced exactly like they way it looks. So English people pronounce it wrong.

[SoupTech]

@gunner49061 its not 'Nissin' either

[toyotaprius79]

@Chrispisz12 Yes it's pronounced how it's spelt: Nis-san , not Knee-san.

[Chrispisz12]

@toyotaprius79

Well It's a Japanese company so maybe we should pronounce it like they do... Nee-san

[RRSAlabama]

@Chrispisz12 They can't say the letter Z right either.

[Chrispisz12]

@RRSAlabama

OMG I KNOW!

You would think that the people who invented the English language would be able to speak it less...wierd o_O

[RRSAlabama]

@Chrispisz12 I always thought the British like to fight Lord Zedd from Power Rangers because of the way they say Z. xD

[WHENSTUFFATTACKS]

@Chrispisz12 Daht-son lol



[exiledrabbit]

@Chrispisz12 they pronounce it differently. Japanese people probably wonder why americans pronounce it wrong

[Samuel117o]

@Chrispisz12 they do pronounce it correctly, are u american?

[Chrispisz12]

@Samuel117o I sure am, and I think the brittish way sounds so wierd

[doglifesss]

@Chrispisz12 like americans can??? haha....

[sexyboi142]

@doglifesss we actually pronounce nissan correctly.

[Kalablo14]

@Chrispisz12 Have you heard how they pronounce Subaru? I think that's worse...

But of course another great review. I've seen this before but I wanted to see this again, because I saw one Cube today and it really looks hilarious.

[tcookie93]

@Chrispisz12 do americans know anything about cars? no. at least we have the steering wheel on the correct side.

[0spike0100]

@Chrispisz12 called an accent moron

[cheesemaster1000]

Can American people not pronounce Jaguar right?

[blayney24]

@Chrispisz12 can you not spell british?

[bob2000and10]

@Chrispisz12 yes, its the americans that say it wrong, the British say it the same as the Japs, who own Nissan

[Chrispisz12]

@bob2000and10 Ummmm no because there isn't a Japanese character that makes that sound.

They have a character that is pronounced like the work "knee"

Sooooooo no...Brits say it wrong.

[bob2000and10]

@bob2000and10 no American, I was in Japan a few months back and I met a man who had a Nissan GTR and he refereed to it as a Niss-ann GTR, as did a lot of other Japanese people I met, not a single one called it a Knee-San, only Americans do that and just because you say it loudest it doesn't make you right

[datommaster]

@Chrispisz12 its not pronounced knee-san its nissan. they are saying it right :/

[maikeru01]

@datommaster no actually. in japanese 'I' takes on an 'EE' sound. You are wrong.

[roentgen571]

@datommaster Actually, the Japanese pronunciation is knee-son, with no emphasis on either syllable.

[nialli2000]

@Chrispisz12 yes we can thanks. pop over and we'll teach you how to pronounce "Aliminium"

[Chrispisz12]

@nialli2000 Ok that's fine. And then you can pop over here and teach you how to drive on the right side of the road.

[supertruck66]

i saw one in the middle of saskatchewan while camping once

[Niche79]

I cant believe they actually brought that shit to america last year, ive only ever seen 1 EVER on the road in my town! Ive actually seen more GTR's, a whoppin 2!!!! haha

[MrPetrolhead09]

Nice car :)

[djrno2]

i think that the cube was concept model in 2009 ?

[Niche79]

@djrno2 nah, like normal america gets all the foreign cars years after they hit elsewhere. Ex is the original Ford forcus or even the new ford fiesta, was in europe years before america.

[StuKkanone]

Lol, it's a rubbish car, you look like a fool driving it and I'm sure you'll regret buying it once you have. If you need a cheap car buy a used one or if your not comfortable with buying a used car there are much more cheap cars available.

[dottorrent]

'welcome back to the 70s with the smooth sound of the nissan cube'

XD

[saborde]

My Cube gets all the bishes, haters gonna hate.

[retrocircles]

It was bleeping because he had the driver door open, it bleeps to ensure you don't forget to take the keys out and end up getting locked out. same as almost every other car on the planet.

The reverse beep is because it is an auto, its telling you its in reverse in case you go to pull off and end up smashing into the car behind you.

You think he would know that.

The reason it looked ugly on this show is because all you could see was the wall of meat that is Jeremy Clarkson's face.

[MaximPodolsky]

@retrocircles The reverse beep is not because it's an auto, i.e. not every auto has a beep when you reverse it! I drive a nissan sentra and it doesn't have a beep. There are manual gear boxes in which the R is very close to the 1st gear and you can accidentally put it in reverse but there's no beep for that, so don't assume that you have the beep just because it's an auto and only in an auto you could put it in reverse by mistake.

[italia10588]

girl on richards left shoder is banging

[NiallatUTube]

How about names that reflect how it looks, like - The Box, The Square, The WheelyFridge...

[KarmerKurtz]

@0:23 - DIRTY NIGGERS

[DrClaw77]

@KarmerKurtz He said "knickers" as in panties/underwear. Let's not be gay and in the building here.

[yorrickwi]

its weird that the same car brand made the nissan gtr

[fetusman1]

british are always critical of anything not theirs

[biffmahon01]

the scarriest cheese is by far Swiss...those holes are shrouded in mystery!!!!!!!

[KPKonliner]

LOL my yaris beeps when you put the key/when u put into reverse gear

[ps3gamerOK]

ha ha ha , i had to go around in a nissan micra with a giant union jack on it XD and then a nissan cube :O

[CoOpStudios]

wow this was aired in 2004 and an here in the US we just got these ugly things like 2 - 3 years ago

[TheGel69]

this is made to be practical ...and have you not ever heard of: "it is so ugly it is cute?

I kinda like it myself....if only it was available in diesel.

[criticalcaleb]

There are better models.....

[IppatsuMan71]

No power lap ? I'm disappointed ...

[socue521]

3:42 Donnie darko ?

[UNDERRATEDMCS]

maby they are are top sellers in japan because they can stack em lol

[TheSheepherd]

Why they start selling it so late in europe? Would like to have one of the first ones...

[tallzdatank]

WORST FUCKING CAR EVER

[dragonestea]

@tallzdatank false, the worst car is the Prius. this one may suck, but at least it has personality. The personality of a blind 70-year-old hippie maybe, but a personality nonetheless.

[tallzdatank]

@dragonestea the prius has personality too, its got the personality of old hippies who want nothing more than to pretend they are saving the environment, compared to this the prius at least has good fuel economy

[PressAltF4OrElse]

Ah, the Japanese...

Isn't their batshit insanity just cute?

[CharethCStory]

shit yeah.

[meamjustme]

I think it looks cute XD

I would drive it couse it is so wrong to.

[Guitarvox44]

if you read the description its from 2004. so of course its not the new one.

[stephensoto154]

fuck all the haters!!!!!!

[BumbleBeest9000]

The new one in black looks a lot better.

[deathmetal1987s]

i dont know where jezza got the information from that in tokyo you can buy dirty knickers from a vending machine,cos ive been to tokyo and havent seen anything like it.yes,there is a vending machine every 50 meters in any japanese town or city,but is sells DRINKS jeremy!!!LOL

[DaytonaEggnog]

@deathmetal1987s it's called sarcasm/exaggeration

[tallzdatank]

@deathmetal1987s umm actually in japan you can buy anything from a vending machine, dirty underwear, spiders, pornography etc

[simon199418]

I have a teacher who has that and we call her ice cube

[scott8919]

You mean a glove box actually holds gloves? Get outta here!

[Andyilmatto]

Good Lord, this car brings the concept of anti-aerodynamic to a whole new level.

[hennaert]

funny how Nissan can make such a terrible car, but make the GTR, one of the best cars out there.

[CybertronianDestron]

I'd rather have a Scion Xb

[aaroxbeck]

this is the previous japanese model. USA have a newer one too...

[toyotaprius79]

I thought the prius is ugly.

[jDmCiViCs3DaNs]

they have the turbo model now

[m3erw]

There is one of these down my road now and every time I drive past I feel like throwing up!! It is hideous!!

[JENSDONT]

This is the funniest car in the wrld

[turbofish95]

i think that the beeps were because the door was open

[MDIVISIONRULES]

The definition of ugly is a Nissan i see

[WyPotter]

i can imagine jeremy was thinking this the whole time:

"I would've loved to been at the meeting where a man stood up and said, let's design our new car after this box"

[modtbod]

"can't take it shooting, the Phesants would die laughing"

"maybe that's a good thing"

[MyDarker1]

some cubes come with a cr14 supercharge

[slovakiboi]

Its the colour, and how to compare with ferrari, completly different league, market and needs design, why didnt they review a black/pearl white rider or rider 2

[psalm1604]

Words of thoughts: This episode was made: June 04. After 6 years, these cars started to get popular in the country i am living in... 6 years ?

[daltonklinkenberg]

wasn't clarkson complaining about the CTSV being too noisy? lol

[stroomie9]

i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that car!

[AdrianC12345]

Has the 3rd gen Cube caught on in the UK? It has in the states.

[MsFreddy14]

good video

But what a horrible car

[no7strega]

日産キューブは

トヨタのBbが売れました、スズキのラパンが売れました

そうかあの形なら売れるのか！の発想の元に作られた車です

[Fussinated]

Again ... any world in any dimension if there is a car called "smart"for two, any other cars pass the aesthetic test.

[HalfBreedMix]

We have had them here in the U.S. for a while now. Dorks (that don't mind be nerdy, and in fact like showing off their dorkyness) like them quite fine.

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

This is the ugliest car since the new beetle, it's not even normal ugly, it's like childishly ugly. As for the reverse beeping, that reminds me of one of the other ugliest cars of all time: the prius. It's like japanese car companies are determined to not make a decent looking car.

[stroomie9]

@JACKtheRIPP3R189

i think there's nothing wrong with the new beetle.

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

@stroomie9 To each their own.

[stroomie9]

@JACKtheRIPP3R189 yes, okay...

[ultralooter]

if it wasnt so ugly i wood buy 1!!!

[chokopinatta2]

if i was 50 years old man i`d take this car. becouse needs few petrol, is very practical and very good for family in normal drive conditions . :)

[fendero123]

remember when the boys talked about drivers who are not interested in cars?

this is the car for these people !

Only The hyper cube (movie one) is more frightening.

and g.w. bush.

[MachXX2]

How'd this get to America? It's disgusting!

[mikeverret]

@MachXX2 Seriously, dude, its in Canada! my wife just bought one.. we live in PEI.. I think its cool.. she just got the 2010 Cube KromEdition.. Look at my recent video I made.. I like it, but as the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[allamericandude15]

It feels like my eyes have been raped. This car actually beats the Toyota Prius in ugliness.