CH Labs: Wolfram Alpha

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

More!

[MissLFlechsig]

Pat is like... sexy...

[AdGarUK]

Unnatural obsession with baby teeth.

[selectyour]

Hahaha xD Wolfram Alpha does my Algebra homework!

[TacticalRainbow]

I'm scared to search my name

[TheQK007]

hey you guys this thing actually is real, but it's called lemonparty. org

[mercinaryre4]

HOLY CRAP..... patrick had a girlfriend?

[BloodTheSeries]

DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSLES!

[Deathaxel1998]

Is that real

[0sexiest0nerd0]

Awwww poor Pat :(

[RubberDuckiesUnite21]

its ok pat-I'll be your girlfriend ;)

[Melablood]

IS THAT A DYNAMITE?!

[gaara508]

if pat has a horse face then he should go out with sarah jessica parker XD

[Jennyfisch]

What are gumby arms?

[Denon333dash888]

I tried my name and just got nutrition and more scientific notations. XD

[MegaTight011]

Hes 27? He looks younger... Yes, I searched him

[roguesoftware4free]

Type in Patrick Cassels girlfriend cheating in wolfram alpha!

[Theblowgroup]

Wow way to be a bicth poor patrick she won't even say anything

[powerpuffbuttercup]

wow the time line of how long she was cheating, its over 4 years

[456chile]

lol look at the 3rd sex position

[gunther34567]

lol i wolframmed my name and i got:

Gunther is the German name of a semi-legendary king of Burgundy of the early 5th century.

better then getting cheated on

[salolamilainen]

@gunther34567 Haha it's fun to meet people named gunther

[fohos]

I bet I'm not the only one who tried this on the real Wolfram Alpha.

[terriermaxx]

whats that red thing in the last sex position

[TheVdogamez]

I Wolfram Alpha'd "Patrick Cassels"

[Tn4sh21]

i googled wolfram alpha Φ.Φ

[666imbored]

but he had 2 girlfriends

[leatherhero20]

what a shame..... and for the record his girlfriend was smokin hot.

[samisgoodatshit]

unnatural obsession with baby teeth lol

[FilmWolf11]

Is that supposed to be the "Superman dat ho," position? (Lmfao!)

I approve.

[GongFilms]

i should really be asleep but i still haven't seen EVERY college humor video1

[TheRidiSphere]

@GongFilms I feel you dude, the same thing happened to me...and Collegehumor came out with like 50 mire videos. Good luck!

[ubermensch826]

try "What does the scouter say about his power level"

or "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop"

[awbrothers]

Hey your birthday falls on the same date as mine!

[GMasonandPMTproduk]

It is wheelbarow mixed wit superman dat hoooooo lol

[fia2322]

0:44. the position on the end...is that a vaccum? a trashcan? a retro 1970s jukebox? I MUST KNOW!

[Rawbdog]

@fia2322 I think it's a cape, like superman wears lol?

[harrow555555]

@Rawbdog Nah it's the superman position - superman that ho!!!!!

[Dockofusa]

search engine WIN

User FAIL

[Tre00005]

'Was' a freak. lol

[joemunkey30]

lmao

[kharnage777]

Gumby arms! lol

[phatanita]

aww poor pat

[Duvi0]

@phatanita Sorry, missed Like.

[Zorfox1]

The search page brought up a link that cost .20 if I wanted him to take of the dorky goggles. My PayPal account is a little lighter now! lol

[FatMat426]

HA! Horse face gumby arms.

[pivot1022]

yeah hahahahh

[alexgeekcouk]

Not a search engine, ask it.

[kennyftwxd]

shit happens :P

[mnmkidd]

Sometimes, the truth hurts.

[naterjacke]

Patrick and all of the college humor staff, u guys r sooooo funny I love ur show

[dshizznitrb3]

shut your fuckin face spook

[FastJumpkick]

Hahaha girlfriend cheating timeline thats The best!

[bglad4life]

LMAO!!! What does he do with the baby teeth????

[XellosHelios]

Unnatural obssesion with baby teeth??? O_o

[liffaman]

I love it when the music stops...

LOL!!!

[mextor1212]

lol

[theretardofthenet]

my roflcoppter goes soi soi soi

[tcvondey]

xDDDDD pause here 0:08 / 1:02

[zeguitar]

Sorry man, it must be hard...

BUT I LOVED IT!

[katadishi]

poor pat :(

[i13m]

im sorry Patrick...

[randommadhatter]

"Unusual obbsesion with baby teeth" lol!

[irishpimp1001]

unnatural** lol

[RockJosiah]

Easily my fave CH Labs up to now.

Poor Pat xD

[kempnerboy07]

Horse face lol.

[brad123456789012]

FUCK GEICO!!!!!

[Sayincide]

Dude just press F5 whenever a commercial comes up itll restart ur page and the video will play with out the commercial

[lost524]

LOL loved it

[killer2611]

WOW!! i laughed so hard at the favourate sexual positions park xD

[dafilip94]

lol poor patrick

[Fe1ion]

Lol the website is real!

[shehzad27]

ofcourse... Type in "patrick cassels girlfriend cheating" and it actually has a small blurb

[deathofciro]

haha yeah it does

[y0ut00ber]

Was the last sexual position 'superman dat hoe'?

[dakkota92]

ha wierd

[TVFilmGameCritic]

LMAO

[tsamb7777]

mean ;p

[TnSupreme]

Holy crap those sexual positions were effing weird.

[MrFuckble]

wha ha ha

[LepaShandy]

ROFL XD

[EZ23TEHE]

horse face hahaha

[wolboatpo]

whuahahahahaaaaa thats cool man, hahah

[asiankids231]

horse face and gumby arms XD

[Riftlol]

Lol brilliant^^

[esGSlo]

hahaha that was so funny xD

[ebiL3288]

scary lol

[QuinnC92]

This really needs to exist lol.

[Nikster3000]

it does

[fikle]

MOAR CH LABS PL0X

[Dashbarr]

Wolfram is the German name for Tungsten, and its where it gets its Periodic Table symbol from (W)

[minka989]

Wolfram Alpha rocks. Who needs a calculator anymore?

[noelmsp007]

I KNOW!!!!!! :D

[apple26a]

lol last sexual positions.. SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!

[MuzikLuvaa]

LMFAO

[corrosiveCUPID]

I started using Wolfram Alpha because of this video XD

[randoguy101]

you can actually search this on Wolfram and it recognizes the video XD

[testing24215]

haha horse face

[deathcommulticom]

whats the last sex position

[Lorn4815162342]

donkey punch

[apple26a]

last one is "superman that hoe"

[KurosakiUchiha666]

haha XD

[Nicolee272]

Unnatural obsession with baby teeth ... haha

[huntedrasta]

LMAO

[lilmargin12]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO @ her favorite sexual positions XD

[ElderFish]

AHA! epic

[Dsln93]

Absolutely Awesome!

[Joe11yeah]

hahaha

[Noidunwannacookie]

What tv show?

[castman3]

... THE COLLEGE HUMOR TV SHOW!

[mj21619]

collegehumor had a tv show that aired on mtv

[jb4evrnckj]

Poor Pat....

It's okay, if you need a hug I'm here for you.

*FREE HUGS FROM PAT CASSELS!!!! WOO!*

[SobaniForce]

but i still hate mathematica

[SobaniForce]

lol thats awesome

[rodwill84]

LMAO!! OH SHIT

[slimorim]

ahahhahaha lmaoo

i love CH Labs

[Yatouh]

Love you Pat!

[jessicaisaliar]

i love you patrick.

[icypenguin11]

WolframAlpha is awesome I love it :) I was one of the first to know about it. Anyway it answers questions pretty much. Tho right now it can't do much. Let's hope it takes flight!!

[july7nyc]

HA. this website was supposed to take off a year ago. when i first went on it- like 6 months ago- i wanted to get state crime statistics for firearms. such basic, simple data and results: 0 various word reorganizing/combinations: 0 i wrote to them and 3 MONTHS later received a response saying they were working on it. LMAO! fail.

[Lightercutt]

OMG LOL

[Bokumaru]

most of whatever you seach it just links you to Google. lol..

[serendipitysoul]

OUCH.

[Gunriffun9mm]

Nice, that kind of search engine would rock.

Except it knows fucking everything and shares it with whomever.

[Betty5150]

That was the point........

[43056845]

Aw, Pat. xD

[FlameDevily]

The website is very cool, thumbs up for informing me

[xSergeantMINORx]

lol @ Superman sex position

[stoked166]

gumby arms lmfao

[Hanser19]

O_O

[thelizardboy]

Hahaha, and for 4 years too, look at the bottom of 0:50

[thinkingchaos]

hahaha :)

[ganggreensoldier]

you should poop on her face pat

[DennimRabit]

"Unnatural obsesssion with baby teeth."

Very funny.

[reapersrain]

Aw poor patrick. lol

[sf49ersrule]

lol omg how creepy would it be if the website actually knew your favorite sex positions...

[ExterminatorElite]

They know all. THEY SEE ALL. O_O

[moviedude22]

haha

[wrestling7girl]

i looked on wolfram alfa and they do know were you live!

[ExtraSpicy121]

stalkers O.o

[ExterminatorElite]

Wolfram Alpha probably uses your IP address to find where you're roughly located. Makes sense, but it's creepy, nonetheless.

[BushyHairedFellow]

i got gumby arms as well

[dominicj1991]

ouch

[darkbird87]

hehe

[lpfann]

lol

[Reelbigearth]

I am soooooo checking this out 0w0

[AbsolutMyS]

no way that his girlfriend is that good looking ;)

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

0:46 lol the last to are the best. Is it wrong that turned me on?

[punchrocker202]

Poor poor Patrick.

[theSMSlady]

fun

[dsgrendar]

Haha :P Wonderfull!!!

[tastethejace]

fuckin skanks

[Hududding]

weather - cool it actually works :P

[LightGreenMarker]

haha yeah I know I just tried it

[HolyXerxes]

Horse face!! xD

[horrorvictim]

0:46 okay... what the hell is that red thing on position no.4?! (the last one on the right)

[s4m5on]

i think its a superman cape

[TheMoiph]

He actually has a wolfram alpha page with various schtuff about him

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

The more you know! Thanks CH labs!

[BigOozie89]

Unnatural obession with baby teeth? LMAO, WAT THE FUCK?

[Allgreenstuff]

hahhah time line at the end=)))

like from 2006 she is cheating on him=)) hahahahah

[O0OSeverinO0O]

in sexposition 4 the supermancostum

lol^^

[xEllcrys]

Love it!

The search engine's great though :P

But Pat just made it so much more better

[shahherwan93]

0:46 love the 4th pic!!

[evaldez16]

lmao awesome

[thatbrownguy]

haha he was all sad at the end

[PhilipWitte]

best CH Labs I've ever seen!

[laf1024]

still freaking hilarious no matter how many times i see this.

[SmileFIN]

haha :D CH ftw :p

[jebbNholly]

I typed my girlfriend's name into WolframAlpha and it showed that she is cheating on me with Patrick Cassels! God damn you, you egotistical Gumby-armed horse face!

[Anduy]

horse face

LMAO