Ask Alphacat # 3 (Stabbed in the Hand!)

[82Jabrony]

Wht was ur worst akward moment

[kkmjam]

DETROIT!



[lovealana1]

4:19 hahahahah

[krazychick321]

Really Iman? Haha!!!-3

[king95MK]

Obamaaa!!

[XxxkyleweitxxX]

you sound like will smith

[Mrjones169]

Whats poping alphacat. If you was famously doing your proforments on youtube. What would you still be doing and why?

[Scottyissoking]

Detroit!!!!!

[MsThemey]

Hi Iman.

What do you think about vegetarians, and about eating meat in general?

I just stoped eating meat beacuse of the movie Earthlings, it really blew me away.

[guardWITcaution]

dogs or cats? and what kind

[xXxNaruhinaxXxchica]

Do you think its a shame that I have to explain to my 16 year old brother what the revulationtary war was?

[JasperineTheRogue]

hi alpha, i'm from belgium so english isnt my first language, so i suck at talking on skype to english ppl even when i know evrything i have to say, advice?

[Jalica1]

This dude is like. . .Drake's twin. Haha.

[lilmisbbblgum]

lol Iman its not smaz its sr-noz lol the rn looks like m loll

[shezymac]

he looks lik drizzy drake

[VideoRapers32]

what was the wierdest thing thats ever happened to you????

[OfficialYungbooba]

Haha 6:24 before bruh answer that had to look and see if she was still sleep

[ShntLLyXxUniqJonas]

Do you believe the world is going to end in 2012?

[theflavasava2]

Iman:

No?

[theflavasava2]

you just wasted your time on reading this question cause you thought it was a question, do you?

[eaglsfan92]

@Tharros24 thats exactly what i thought he sounds just like will

[babybull955]

@eaglsfan92 I know right I started noticing that

[Tharros24]

Ok in this video u sound kind of like will smith lol

[Jsouthwell2006]

girls arint that bright either, trust me ive met alot of women that werent that bright

[412majmun412]

will the supreme chancellor allow this

[StreetFighterMan4]

Denzel @ 4:18

[StreetFighterMan4]

@StreetFighterMan4 I meant Will Smith, sorry.

[MrsManassas]

when the person asked what was the craziest wildest thinq a qirl said to qet with you, before you answered, why'd you qlimpse over to lisa..? (which was so hilarious to me..)

[marissaaa52195]

I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand once too half way.. lol i had to have surgery because i cut my tendon. funnn

[BowsWifey87]

lmaoo

[porkboi]

its so cold in the d

[TheEpitomeOfPhail]

well it could be lemonade (not tryin to be smart) :)

[IzInb0undzI]

4:16 haha ur face!!

[956STOPHATIN956]

lmao dude ii swear ur funny u crack me up keep it up !

[Shr00mscross]

Lol, that question said Pet Peef - F!! Wtf is a pet peef!?.

[duscun57]

i wouldnt want to date wolverine either

[breezyqt]

would you take being called retarded as a compliment?

[TheCooltroy]

ur the coolest guy ever what is your next spoof

[hiwo91]

just wondering whats your favorite video game

[DuncanTalks]

hey alphacat! spell ihop and then say nis.

[XMsPerezX]

lmao What you heard??

[ItszMiszDattu]

lmfaooo you're so jokes i lovee your videos! :P

you're such a cool guy

[XTyLoAkAFatBoiiStyle]

lmfao..damn alpha u some hilarious dude!!

[lifesleepdeath91]

i dont realyl have a question but i would just die if you were to say my name on your 'Ask Alphacat' series. I would really like pass out and like die, im a huge fan and would love to hear my name on one of your vids. So please pick my question.

[takerfan123]

modern warfare 2 or battlefield bad company two

[takerfan123]

my querstion: are you gonna make any more obama videos?

[djaelove]

how do u pick what song to make a spoof of

[TKMT88]

@sixthdude and another few million people also......pfff

[fabe77777]

If someone threatened to kill you..what would you do?

[DaGreenLanternMdS]

yo alphacat, ive been watching your videos for two years now and i never got any response or anything from you my questions as in three are:

can you subscribe to me and/or mention me in a video please so i can get more subscribers?

What song will you spoof next?

and how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[AlwaysFabulous12]

DETROIT!!!!!! WOOH! :D

[gimmethat21]

AAQ:

Umm… is Lisa, as in Lisanova, your girlfriend?

[akpatel000]

@gimmethat21 no its the girl from the Kendra spoofs

[soulfulll]

Ask Alpha Cat Question:

Hey, will you be my sidekick to help me take over the world? If not... I'll have to dispose of you.

[donovanmcvick]

@TheTruthOf91113123

@masseyman14

@GV511

hahah i would seriously love to know the answer, someone needs to dedicate themselves and sit down all day and count the exact number of licks. HELP US ALPHACAT!!!

[titansfan3896]

Uranus..LMBO

[SammieDaKylez]

I Have A Friend Called Iman; She's A Girl Thoughh .

[cbancman]

hey Alphacat how come you haven't answer my question from your youtube email yet ?

[massseyman14]

have you ever played angry birds?

[donovanmcvick]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[massseyman14]

@donovanmcvick 3.

[GV511]

@donovanmcvick lol i dont think nobody knows they been showing that commerical since the 1960s

[TheTruthOf911131232]

@donovanmcvick THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW

[gamedude948]

Are you married

[zonioxs]

What's your favorite catchephrase.

[zonioxs]

What's my youtube account name?

[COBStudios]

What's good Alpha, what's your favorite thing about Lisa Lavie??? and how did u get into making parody music???

[icongnrl21]

alphacat i want to be a youtube star like you how can i be as good as you?

[Vegetego]

What inspires you to do your spoofs?

[lilpunmoses]

Who would win in a fight godzilla or king kong?

[SuckMySalad]

DO YOU LIKE EATING SALAD?

IF YOU DO THEN SUCK MY SALAD!

[187doozer]

why didnt u post up a video

answer our qustions it waz monday

june 7

[kpawesome]

Is this like your job or something?

[DatingGames2010]

PETE the PERVERT!! lol.

[ArSeNaLfOeVeR1]

are you part white

[boomerowns]

alpha i love you.

[TheAngel895]

who did you look up to when you were little

[TheMocitytx]

Did you get when you were little?

[MsJulijulijuli]

Why the name alphacat??

[187doozer]

alphacat did u read this ????

[smilz324]

before that craziest come on from a girl question it looked like you took a quick glance to see if Ms. Lavie was still sleeping lol cute

[xoJ3nni3xo]

my question is What do u currently work in or at.? like other than youtube what do you do and what are your future goals in life?

[xIGUNIxANGEL]

how do you feel about modern warefare2 xbox 360 not PS3

[civicrider2009]

What are your thoughts on the 2 year old kid that smokes 40 a day?

[Chasen14]

1) These are the funniest "Ask" videos on youtube, 2) You said you were invovled in martial arts in the last video, what kind of martial arts were you involved in?

[onnmycomp]

did anyone catch that is not smoz @ 1:44 its srnoz lol

[xoJ3nni3xo]

@onnmycomp lmfao. i caught it..lmfao. good eye..lol

[codyboy900]

whats your favorite thing about lisa?

[JBCcastro43]

damn dude.. you must really love ur fans to do this for them

Do u think any other youtuber bigger than you will copy this??

[HyperisabitHyper]

have you ever slipped on a banana peel ?

[icanSOdorandom]

question: My life goal is to be an actor, but acting is such a hard profession to be successful in and i live in an area where everyone wants to be an actor. still, I've never even considered anything else. i take acting classes and work with local theatres, any advice on how to get further along from there?

[HyperisabitHyper]

what's your most embarassing moment ?

[TB317]

Hey Alpha Cat, you just bleed personality through the camera, you're clearly a very funny and charismatic guy. Is that something you had to work at or have you always been that way? And is it possible to improve in that department if ur kind of a bump on a log like me.

[flameingneji]

Ninjas or pirates ¿

[JDogg368]

Ask Alpha: Hey Iman in the My chick bad spoof your family seemed very comfortable being in camera. Is your whole family outgoing like you?

[Floriis123]

Alright, so i know that you already talked about long distance relationships, and i followed your advice, and I live in Italy, my girlfriend in Sweden, but we try and call every evening, but every once in a while when were on the phone, there's this awkward silence.. any advice on what to talk about on the phone or how to avoid these awkward silences?

Thanks!

[doglova123]

HEY! Did you really break up with someone via an airplane banner?

[tgk0224]

What would you have written on your tombstone?

[tgk0224]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without taking a bath?

[tgk0224]

Have you ever had an imaginary friend? (or do you have one now)

[lol0594]

alpha cat you are my life how can i get you to feel the same way?!!

[TheAnimeGuy1111]

Alphacat can I be your bro?

[twinbees123]

How Do You Make Video So Good???

What Did You Use??? :)

[renegade5781]

wats ur favorite x- box 360 game of all time

[T1AOSK]

Name 5 things you couldn't live without

[SodapopandTwobit101]

What's ur favorite song parody to make?

[narutosonic99]

Hello ^-^

um....well...first off I wanna go on ahead and say I'm really sorry for not adding you as a friend or subscribing you till a couple of days later, and I've known you for....a year or 2 maybe? I'm really sorry....XDDD

anyway, How are you able to come up with these funny and catchy Lyrics to your Spoof songs?

[ripharley89]

alpha cat, i still live woth my moms basment and im going onto 33 yars old. my wife is about to divorce me cuz shes sick of my parents basement, what should i do alpha cat? casinoGPT

[CreativeKid2012]

How many fitted hats do you boyy How manyyy

[DorisMJFan]

What do you know about Eurovision ? XD

[AfroPenKid]

Did your mom approve of you dating Lisa?

Do they get along?

[evilways319]

ok who do u think u look more like? obama or drake?

or any other celeb for that matter?

[sunzr1]

what's ur favorite pick up line?

[SuPerFabAline13]

please answer this, im trying to lose an acctraction for this guy...i know its hopeless becuase he has a girlfriend. that he probably loves... and i want to just forget about him because it hurts too much. i dont want to go out with him. i just want to lose acctrtaction for him. how shud i do it or what shud i do...=/

[krieightive]

Iphone or Blackberry?

BTW the name is pronounce creative!!!!!!!!!!

[TheYoungCrusader]

Is this a dumb question? :D

[blazecyberman]

who do you like making videos about more Obama or Drake

[708wheeler708]

who do you think would win in a fight chuck norris or bruce lee???

[shakiz222]

Who is your favourite male artist?

Ans who is your favourite female artist?

[dan88990]

Hey Alpha who's your favorite rapper?

[truealston3]

Are you a Fan of Cod 4 mw 2????

[MasterT610]

Of all of the "Obama Spoof Songs" you did, which one do you consider to be your favorite?

[taylorlawrence333]

Perez Hilton in bet with u or in a bath tub with u?

[14himyay]

what do you think about youtubers making unofficial music videos instead of spoofs? do you have less respect for them? or does it all depend on the video?

[haliebug123]

That's awesome you were in Lousiville, that's where I go to school. And I live near Cincy! Hope you had an awesome time with the fam down here.

[Paulk328]

wat ju tink of masturbation???

[KittysLikeFishFrys]

are you on cheezburger? (the spoof website of cats & dogs...)

[TheAkizo]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!

[mikalamets]

how did it feel when you stabbed yourself?

What's the stupidest question someone ever asked you?

[mikeloluo]

what hand can u masterbate with quicker...left or right

[FinalHurricane]

Alphacat, what's the one Song that you'd want to spoof, haven't spoofed yet?

[TheSupahshow]

woooo D troit!!!!

[Elizabeth27584]

who do u look more like Drake or Obama

[Brittniesong]

Boston Or Lakers?

[Elizabeth27584]

@Brittniesong Boston

[ThePorsche18]

LOL @ 4:18.

[chrismaster02]

where was your best holiday outside America dude?

[prasad604]

that was actually really good advice for the guy who wanted to get the girl.....u went into the whole meaning of "be urself"

[Ash2334]

Do you watch the NBA? If so, who are you going for Lakers or Boston?

[brianah7]

when r u and Lisa gitting a dog

[lastnerve2000]

Hey Alphacat, love what you do! How did you get into doing what you do now?

[timalimmy]

Mac or pc?

[JakeDeMaria]

Marvel or DC?

[pascaletta]

Are u and Lisa planning to have kids one day??

[Gameoverlord74]

if you were in da zombie apocalypse what would you do? I would get like a gang and build a new society

[JayZel96]

lmao at 1:44 you said smoz but it said srnoz

[Ruldolphmaker]

i have one named midgette who is ... peep this a midget

[fredfan231]

i have 115 subscribers, do you have any ideas for me to get more?

[louie5997]

hey Alphacat, what's your favorite TV show of all time?

[TheLiham]

what would you do if you were stuck in silent hill with a nice but very stupid pyramid heads?:P

[vortok1234]

im a rapper and im scared to rap in fount of people what should i do?

[vortok1234]

i'm in Detroit  come see me rap haha

[JDogg368]

Whats good Alphacat! i wanted to know why you and Lisa stopped making AlphaLavie daily vlogs? HOPE THIS ISN'T A STUPID QUESTION.... I KNOW THEY GET YOU MAD.

[Stormtropper123]

Are you going to be making another Obama Song Spoof anytime soon?

They are my favorite btw.

[mrmazra]

ummm alpha cat how u meat your girl friend ?

[YungJerzizThaTrooth]

alpha how do you get subs cuz im tryin really hard lol btw sub me ;)

[jasmyn58]

alphacat

what does it mean if your boyfriend swears he loves you but he is constantly calling other girls beautiful?does he really truely love you?

[TheHunterLancaster]

How much money do you get from youtube -The HunterLancaster

[xXGeisterfahrerXx]

haha you make any question freaking hilarious

Q: What would you do if a zombie was chasing you down a pyramid while it was snowing?

[TheSupaplum]

Hey Alpha, you've probably mentioned this in a video before but I was wondering why your name is "Alphacat"? Do you like the greek language/culture or was it just a random creative thing?

Btw, your creativity is one of the reasons I watch your videos but I think a few girls will admit that's not the only reason ... ;)

[DRAPEDUP501]

do you like to get hammered? lol

[violinblman]

I know your beast singer, I was wondering if you could just do a crazy roll or riff right now??

when is your next kendra spoof gonna be???!

-Betacat