How To Get Money Out Of Your Parents

[sugarholic14]

Step 1: Beg

Did you know: the sky is blue

[vwerlingyahoocom]

I only get 60 $per month.:)

[Tony955555]

Fucking teens. I have NEVER asked money to my parents. NEVER.

My god, I have no life.

[robrocks229]

Not really helpful to 11 year olds :(

[SkyBuster3000]

Step 1: put money in your parents

Step 2: Take it out

Step 3: ???

Did you know? Your watching random videos of howcast

[lartkrin]

a girl's egg's can sell for 5000??????????????????????

im so totally visiting my sister this weekend :3 she wont know what hit her...

[Esorassen]

if you're a girl get your dad drunk and seduce him. then threaten to tell your mother unless he gives you money

[glitterprincess8896]

@Esorassen haha that's not fucked up or anything..

[thrufireandflame]

This video should be renamed as "How to be a Cunt and Mooch off Your Parents". How is jacking off for money and been tired supposed to make them feel sorry for you?!

[MrUlug89]

I spend 287$ per year

[ChildsViewReviews]

I'm 9 and wanted to buy Mario Galaxy 2 I don't think that would work.

[CrossfireHaxor]

or steal LOL

[99hockeynhl]

ewwwww sperm looks gross

[DkryptX3]

287$ a month pff... I get maybe 50$ a month... And that's including what I make. Other times down around 30$

[muchmaplevideoz]

Step One: MUG THEM

[jbloving17]

hahahahaha

[yoshi570]

#firstworldproblems

[nuthead611]

lol howcast are so stupid.

i couldnt get past step 1.

me: HI mum

mum: * hangs up*

[Danyelle2345]

Step 1: Go up to your dad

Step 2: Ask for some money

Step 3: Receive cash

did you know that dads are fuckin awesome?

[funhippo132]

@Danyelle2345 Yes..Yes they are!



[JamesDavidMaslow4eva]

@Danyelle2345 Not everyone has dads

[LekLekTheAsian]

Haha, my parents are Asian.

[xXDavidPierreXx]

ok im in middle school how the fuck did this in anyway help me?

[xoxokatynxoxox]

...my moneys in my parents!!??? they need surgery!

[TheLyric55]

or just tell your parents you need money or your gonna get kidnapped and rape

[SlapstickCoyote]

this only works if you don't live with your parents

[EWPBPSstealth]

or just get a job dumbshit

[fatsonic100]

go ps3 on 0:54

[BigSloppyHoe]

Step 1: Take money from mothers purse

Optional: Steal her wedding ring and sell it

Did you know? Triangles have 3 sides

[MellaRawr]

@BigSloppyHoe NO WAY THEY DO?! no wonder i failed my geometry test :')

[BigSloppyHoe]

@MellaRawr :)

[MrElken]

Was I the only one who missread? how to get money out of your pants?

[kayleedance613]

It's not lying, its "bending the truth."

[TaylaTGW]

I just ask my mum and say the never give me any money, so I always get some :)

[davee232]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 45-54 <<<<<Time to get a job guys ;P

[98avi]

@davee232 they could be parents watching this video

[maxisawesome12ify]

You guys are no help and wasted 99 seconds of my life

[411Leka]

lol i dont get pocket money :(((((((( i just get 2 dollars for food it sucks :(((((

[Litawwediva06]

I'm 13 doesn't help me xP

[krew8pops]

Thumbs up if you don't give a shit that I want top comment!

[PykohYT]

Steal it.

[Tashiihatesyou]

ew!!!!

0:40

[Tashiihatesyou]

@Tashiihatesyou 0:45

[ku42]

It's not so easy selling sperm ya know. 1.You need to be at least 6" 2. Need to have college degree 3. You need to be handsome 4. You need to produce a shit load of sperm 5. You might have 100s of children in the next 10 years asking for DNA TEST AND CALLING YOU DADDY FUCK THAT SHIT ,!,,

[555553611]

geta job



[cowboydude127]

i tryed this and when i said i am not comein home for the holodays cuz i am out of money they said good

[cloetv12345]

you can sell your eggs ??

well ahh doctor's trip for me

[yourhero33]

im 12 this dont help me

[Angelic963]

I thought this said how to get money out of your pants

[southeastside5]

Hahaha lol @isk8erboi dats the same exact reason I watched it haha pot heads now days..

[NoolieTheGreat]

I'm Asian. This doesn't work for me.

[SuperDownloaderMan]

i'm 11 , I need mpney for : laptop . phone , web camera , mp3 player ...

this really wont help , and my parents doesnt have money !

[xAsoulteZero]

You will need:

Parents that have a credit card or wallet.

Step 1: Wait for them to leave the house.

Step 2: Go in wallet/purse.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit!

[isk8erboi]

i just watched this cause i need weed

[sunspot82]

Most popular with:

Females 13-17

Males 13-17

Males 45-54

WDF!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

[BlackKatStudios]

and how would a 13 year old do this?

[JuliiannaCh]

51 persons are parents

[MegaPrincess1998]

I'm 13. This won't help me. I save my own money..

[mcfcMacy]

If you seen a purse/wallet

steal it

[TheTuttifrutti12345]

oh gosh i think i need to go back to bed with all this random clicking

[LittleMsBubbly]

nice shoes bro



[minerdude888]

if your 10 or watever then all you need is a gun a willpower! >:D

[chunkymonkey159]

step one: draw fake money there old there eyes wont tell the difference

step two: while there napping take there wallet and as much money as you want

step three:put the fake money into there wallet they wont be able to tell the difference

[gamerdonpaulsen760]

Why the fuck would I do this shit?!

[hazlenutcocoa148]

im 14 .......T_T u tryin to piss me of T_T

[KidDynomite786]

im gonna try that to get mw3

[24jerkin]

@KidDynomite786 the only reason i watched this is to get mw3 but im 12 so it wont work

[pataponhero129]

@greenpie891 me too

[ThePandoh]

what if im out of college and back living with my dad... lol :'[

[SweetNightmares100]

What if you're 11 years old???

[pivotmaster207]

@SweetNightmares100 Yeah! (P.S. Far-Five Oops I missed)

[brittanybug10]

Eh. I'm planning on going to college in 5 years, (not old enough yet) so here's what to do.

1. Screw how cast

2. Do laundry and wash your dads car for cashhh

3. Save yo money

4. Go to college and spend it

[EpicLink0]

are these supposed to be true? bcuz it's sort of not realistic

[hitlersucks101]

step 1: get a job

[lachproductions101]

im 11 and i live with my mom and my mam would probaby be pissed if she knew i was donating sperm

[candygirl4422]

Omg that guy looks like a guys from good luck Charlie !!!!!!

[hussain1420]

Holla! Have you tried the intellectus money maker (do a search on google)? Ive heard some awesome things about it and my work buddy made a lot of money it.

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

heh...trust me, selling my eggs will be much easier than gettingmoney from my mother :/

[TheYanislav]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx LOL ! HAHAHA

[wolfquestlover13]

Uhh yeah. What if you live with your parents?

[Hindustani28]

Thnx howcast

[MrFootballPizza]

@greenpie891 same here, but im 12 :(

[MySpecialCreations]

Who the hell would buy that hat anyway?

[cliffwalkinfool]

Hey, what's with all the "Free Christian Dating" ads? Are religionists, on the whole, such losers that they can't find someone at church? And are religious losers they such tightwads that they refuse to spring for a quality dating services like regular losers do?

[greenpie891]

im 10 this doent help me D:

[mscheerleadinggirl10]

@greenpie891 Im 12 and this doesnt help me either..your in 4th grade right LOL this is for people in college or someting

[greenpie891]

@mscheerleadinggirl10 no im in 5th

[mscheerleadinggirl10]

@greenpie891 oh yeah your gonna turn 11 :)

[greenpie891]

@mscheerleadinggirl10 yep this december and when ur in 5 th ur sopose to be 9 turning 10 but for some reason im gunna be the oldest in my class

[mscheerleadinggirl10]

@greenpie891 No...when your in 5th your suppose to be 10 turning 11..when you in 6th grade your suppose to me 11 turning 12...i just turned 12 so yeah you are the oldest one but it shouldnt be like that

[Paperman1347]

@mscheerleadinggirl10 im 11 in the 7th grade but im turnin 12

[mscheerleadinggirl10]

@Paperman1347 Thats weird...O.o your pretty younf for a 7th grader..you shouldnt be turing 11 you should be turing 12

[Paperman1347]

@mscheerleadinggirl10 im not turning 11 im turning 12

[greenpie891]

@mscheerleadinggirl10 well for some reason when i swiched to a new school it was 5th gradeers were sopose to be 9 turning 10 at my last school 4th graders were 9 turning 10

[sushiisthebest100]

@greenpie891  im 11

[greenpie891]

@sushiisthebest100 cool im almost 11

[gam3fr3ak179]

@greenpie891 im 12 i was 11 and this worked for me

[greenpie891]

@gam3fr3ak179 cool maby ill try it later my birthday is almost here so im probly just gunna get alot of cash soon but how did u manage to actully get the cash this stuff is for ppl in collage

[gam3fr3ak179]

@greenpie891 but i mean to say i did this even though im not in collage and im rich

[Gazus12345]

@greenpie891 howcast sucks right

[fernsqurrel]

@Gazus12345 how can you say that

[greenpie891]

@Gazus12345 yeah kinda but theirstill fun to watch

[bigryan2234]

i wonder does this wrk on a black famliy

[PerMaFreeZer]

well im 13......*goes into living room* HEY DAD! can i sell my eggs!?!?!?

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

...why did he buy a sombrero?

[LegendsOf2011]

how do you find the bit where it says this video is most popular with?

[Sutherfeild]

i live with my parents comon ehow!

[TechnoManiac2]

I usually go and take the money.

[PcGameHunter]

287 a MONTH ? MOM GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW !!!

[MeepAndii]

I my parents figured out what pocket money is... :l

[YouMakeSome0fMyDays]

Me: Can I get some money I'm going out to eat with my friends

Mom: Ok

Me: Yay

[Albanez39]

I need money for weed!!

[MySpecialCreations]

@Albanez39 wtf?

[Albanez39]

@MySpecialCreations You don't know what weed is ??

[MySpecialCreations]

@Albanez39 Sure i do... But still... wtf?

[Albanez39]

@MySpecialCreations so why do you say WTF...is it strange to smoke some bud ??

[lifeofanidiot]

@Albanez39 No bro, lol, but it is strange to say you NEED it :P

[TheDivadoll18]

Me:*Calls Mom* HI mommy

Mommy:How much money do you want -_-

Me:W-what i dont want any-

Mom:Sure you dont,by sweetie.

I olny call my mom when i want something so that was a give away :P

[DaddysGirl3181]

"Daddy..... I'm going to Kari's tonight. Can I have some money for the weekend?"

"How much?"

"20 dollars.... I'll give you back the change:]"

"Okay, we'll get some money on the way to her house"

Butttt I'mma teenager so it works lots better :]

[Semesto]

I normally just make my own money. :/ boring ikr

[MyLyricsVideosRock]

im 12 i dont go to college. -_-

[TheArgenis1]

OK.....Now i just need to get into college

[sjtom57]

This lame vid should be titled how to be a loser.

[Mario10053]

Me- "Your the best parents in the whole, wide, world"

Mom- "Ok what are you trying to buy?"

Me- "..." She knew right after I said that I was scamming her...

[jojolicoius00]

what if ur a 13 year old girl who lives with her family, has parents who never answer there phones, send credit to you on the phone only (not cash) and most importantly, never fall for there kids lies anymore cuz theyve been living with them for 13 years :) see how complicated my life is? and if u have a solution then plz tell me xP

[Mario10053]

@jojolicoius00 Well I have a suggestion: Work, such as, mow the lawn, feed the cat, feed the dog, do the dishes, load the dishes, unload the dishes, and the notorious lemenade stand

[jojolicoius00]

@Mario10053 i do all of that and i dont get anything not even a thank you

[Mario10053]

@jojolicoius00 Umm it seems alot like their doing way more for you, your lying, your 13 and have a cell-phone. God what meets your standards? If I was your age and I had all that stuff I would do all the stuff I mentioned for free

[jojolicoius00]

@Mario10053 in my country 13 year olds r treated like princesses and the problem is that i want money for new clothes my closet is the tiniest, most empty closest EVERRR so, yeah....... and here 3 dirhams makes a dollar so they spend around 10000 dirhams, that makes....... around.3500 US dollars :)

[Mario10053]

@jojolicoius00 What country do you live in? And even if your country supposedly is like that wht makes you think your parents are? Just because your a girl doesnt mean you should get 'special' treatment, toughen up and tell them you want to work for some money.

[jojolicoius00]

@Mario10053 ur in a mood..... and ill try :P i live in dubai

[mikepong121]

My mom owes me 197 dollars i need that much , i want to get a new skateboard set up , FACK , i need help this is useless info!

[cooly1v56]

this is only for COLLAGE STUDENTS D:< i watched this video to ask my mom for MONEY not donate sperm

[LittleMizzBrownEye]

so their basically saying, take advantage of your parents money.

[artis922]

it is funny how they chose an Australian to represent the strategies of money gathering from parents :D

[PirateDuckyy]

$5000!!! good thing I know that now, I was gonna get my tubes tied anyways now i can make a profit ;)

[IwillKillYourCereal]

$287?? WTF? I only get $20 dollars a week!

[MrSkaterdude2468]

@IwillKillYourCereal i only $6 dollars a week



[Flowerfunky]

omg its max! Jacksons friend from HANNAH MONTANA! How can people not know this?

[Coolstorybrolawl]

@Flowerfunky because no one watches hannah fagtana

[JCIheng]

0:29 I thought it said "Tell them the noise they hear is you rolling (penis) to buy food!

[cuppycakenomnom]

This. Is. Genius!!!

[ashy13241]

Now if only I lived away from my parents

[Irishgirl8222]

i dont think this would work casue im in middle school not collage

[RainbowAteZombie]

get a damn job

[DHessTv]

This was posted on my brothers birthday

[urkim22]

Oh great! That means I have to wait untill I move out.... :/

[TheNightsMoon]

Me: Hey Dad, can I have some mon-

-click-

[FreeKilla67]

step 1: BEG

[pekar101]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page!

[James22255]

@pekar101 those things make youtube free...

[DJAG54321]

10 facts about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video... And tommorrow will be the best day ever

[AndrewAMMay]

@DJAG54321 1 fact about you, You're a fag.

Get a life.

[jennyteenyful]

I'm 11.... Try thinking abou girls 2 dumb bum and younger people

[SaxophoneOfTime]

I would rather spend money of my own. It feels better when you spend your own money.

[KittenCP]

@SaxophoneOfTime lol, no! Lets say you want a hat. the hat is $35 +tax. You have $30. I'd prefer to ask my parents for $7 and get the hat.

[NinjaJoshish]

This video is teaching us bad thing!

[genericname97]

Get a job. . ?

[cupcakegretchengirl]

If you don't live with your parents anymore then you should get off your butt and get a job, not trick your parents out off their hard earned money.

[Divtunes]

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!!!??...

[Partyffs]

I use 287 dollars in 2 weeks and live at home.....I'm feeling rather spoiled xD

[joelmxl09]

You will need: Solving parents.

- Oh...

[VisigothicBerserker]

stopped at after she said solvent parents

[sowlbadguy]

yeah LOL try that on indian parents

[paladineXD]

How bout you get a job you lazy bum

[StevenKlen]

My mum walked in on me watching this. Welp

[lopdude121]

if he doesnt live with his parents, why would he still get allowance?

[TheS2pidmuffin]

0:25 her knife is upside down

[sharklover92399]

@TheS2pidmuffin no its not thats how it was made we have one just like it at home

[XManiiAkX]

@RandomDaVideos thats what i do lol

[mollysangelique]

i don,t like cheating parents cause theres nothing to get lol

[blitzter23]

Step 1: Get a Job

Step 2: Dont slack off

Step 4: Profit!

Dont forget step 3

[gavin220]

This is fucking stupid. Make money and be responsible with it.

[ScreamingAri]

Allowance? Pssh, I have to freaking work for my keep.