Added: 2 years ago
From: RecklessTortuga
Views: 326,407
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (1,600)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • what's with the neck movements, fucking hold your head still

  • Well just do what ya gotta do without a condom and just pull out whenever you feel like the...SEETHING WORM is coming out,worked for me.

  • lol...He is kinda not lying. I'm sure we all thought about that at one point or at least something similar.

  • Press "2" repeatedly.

  • Wanna see AIDS? Go to Africa.

  • Wow.

    No. Just...just no.

  • Yea fuck condoms........

  • Lol i managed to pause at a perfect time, and what fell wasnt his penis. It was something long and red.

  • I have unreal AIDS!!!!!!!

  • thats why i have a condom on at all times

  • AIDS and abortion arent funny :/ (and yes i realise he was joking, but still)

  • 0:18 feeding the pony?

  • Solution: FEMIDOM

  • @djazr my health teacher actually uses this video!! i asked her why and she said: it is a short clip and it shows how ignorent most peoiple are a bout stds and condoms

  • Press 2 again and again :P

  • he makes a good point I have never seen an AIDS O.o holy hell he's right!

  • I think maybe they should use this video for sex-ed classes

  • I laughed so loud my neighbours called to check if I'm okey

  • i think they teach about aids is to scare us.

  • have you ever actually seen aids?

    no because people die from it..

  • Did he take a shit?

  • omg my dik fell off.

  • lmao i love this guy

  • girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet then in your dick!

  • @chopthatpanda in your dick?? lol there's a good joke in there but I think it needs a little tinkering

  • its a joke PSA guys sheesh. lol

  • stds are fake lol

  • std's are real

  • Davan: Have you ever actually seen an aids? mhmm, i don't think so....

    Me: Have you ever actually seen your own brain?

    Davan: mhmm....

    Me: Therefore you don't have no brain :/

  • go here 1:15 ANd pause

  • 0:12 to 0:20 ... funny

  • this guy is retarded

  • have you seen an AIDS...?

    uh, no i havent

  • Press 5 then 8.

  • Don't protect your passion.

    Truer words were never spoken...............

  • press 5 repeatedly he sounds like Justin Beiber

  • push 5 and then 4 "babies, completely gone"

  • Don't want to put your D in that.

  • This program was made possible by viewers like you.

  • HOLD 2!

    

  • @reddeadredemtionfabl someone already said that asshole.

  • XD

  • LOL

    

  • press 5 ahahaha

  • 8 epic face

    7 epic face

    6 epic face

    5 jizz in my-pants!

  • in a better phrase....girls AND guys should always have protection.....girls, dont just always asume the guy as a condom, get your lazy on on birthcontrol....and guys, dont always asume girls are on birthcontrol...wrap your fucking dick....its not that hard, its common sense....if you dont want STD'S, then dont fuck a stranger...fuck someone you know, and make sure they dont have anything...

  • And then die, see what one piece of rubber can do!

  • so its his fault that all teenagers like that? (its a joke...)

  • Nice advice so true. LOL

  • child support court is always a good time

    'ever seen an AIDS' was hilarious though

  • Problem: Putting a condom on is awkward

    Solution: Have her put the condom on you using her mouth.

  • @narutowned problem solved, mothafucka! :D

  • @narutowned if u wanna put on a ripped condom then get her pregnant then hell yeah go for it.

  • the neck movement on this guy is crazy

  • is that a penis or did he just shit

  • @LeviBarros25

    You sir, are a retard. Congratulations.

  • @LeviBarros25 lol.

  • @LeviBarros25 I like how you probably have the most thumbs down of all comments on this video. 

  • @LeviBarros25 for the most part, I agree with you, but something that wasn't considered when you made this comment is this: What a women is raped, and becomes pregnant. What if a girl is out having fun with a guy friend who slips something in her drink, and takes advantage of her.

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • Idiot

  • remember when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard

  • Hot.

  • if you had breakfast for dinner, is it still breakfast?

    SMOOTH MUSINGS WITH KEITH STONE

  • I cried.

  • I love abortions! I have one almost every month.

  • @cantaloupefandangger did you have on this month because i wouldn't let you spoil the good work

  • @nicklas988 I dont know what the fuck you just said.

  • @cantaloupefandangger he asked if you have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, of course

    do you even speak english?

  • @cantaloupefandangger that is because ehhm coming that you eehm so that they would do you so much you could do anything

  • @cantaloupefandangger are u sure that's not ur period?

  • Lmao!

  • Facts, cold hard facts damn it!

  • LoL

  • i would be like holy sh*t if i lost my penis

  • so hes saying dont were one or were one

  • @COD6TEAMGHOST He's being sarcastic. He's not telling you to NOT wear one.

  • his penis was a small pink oval thing. lol

  • i know someone with aids

  • he has a red dick?

  • @sharsasuke01 don't you?

  • So let me get this straight; putting your "D" in something "dry as a bone" is gross, but having sex with a girl when she's on her period isn't?

    EW WTF

  • @sloaneVLOGS he didn't say anything 'bout period

  • @yoshimannetje I was referring to RecklessTortuga's other PSA, the one titled "Why You're Not Getting Laid"

  • @sloaneVLOGS the guy didn't knew about the red flagg in that one, and they didn't had sex.

  • That's why i keep a condom on at all times lol (even right now)

  • rolf so fucking much

  • i think that was a dildo :D

  • Note unprotected sex with hookers will make your dick fall of - believe me i know :P

  • 343 people got aids..

  • what a small red penis

  • @mithilag its not small , if u pause it its as long as a hotdog infact it is a hotdog

  • haha lol but i actually have seen an aids

  • haha these PSA's are completely misleading

  • 341 penises just made a bid for freedom.

  • I've seen an Aids.......I watch Tosh.0

  • This is so fucking true!

  • Abortion is as painful as fuck.

  • My friends watched this video about 9 months ago now they have little baby Tortuga

  • his knees are freaky

  • and you don't want to put your d in that! lol

  • i havent seen aids but i have seen herpies

    

  • lol now I know why its called reckless TORTUGA. did u see his neck going wild?

  • BEST PART XD 0:13

  • @TheJumper444

    i looked and right as it got to that point a comercial came on the bottom and drew an ear, but it looked like a vibrator right where his dick should be if it wasn't floating in his pants lmao

  • i got aids 2 days after i saw this vid, u my friend can go **** urself

  • @Vincent2478

    oh man. I hope you're joking.

  • @Vincent2478

    You don't get AIDS in 2 days. You can't even get diagnosed for HIV for 6 months. Anyone who has taken a sex ed course in the 10th grade knows this.

    You sir, fail at trolling.

  • Comment removed

  • @Vincent2478 Besides.. it's not that funny. AIDS is a very serious disease.

  • @Vincent2478 i bet you laughed like i did when you first saw this hilarious video.

  • he moves his head weirdly

  • even people wit aids, havent seen a aids

  • He kinda looks like David Tennant.

  • How about checking a womans menstrual cycle? And check where she ovulates to see when an egg is released. If it is dont have sex. Easy ...

  • I've seen an aids!

  • to much masturbation

  • i hate it when the 2 top comments are the same

  • his penis is red

  • press 2

  • probably not the best psa but stillfunny completley disagree but that why its a joke XD

  • No he has a point when he says have you actually seen aids. I mean I know they are real and stuff BUT Ive never actually SEEN it and I dont think anyone I know has actually SEEN it. Its actually true lol

  • and for the tards that didnt get it ,its called sarcasm u dumbnuts...

  • Am the only one that actually went back to see his penis fall off?

  • hahaha for the idiot who really think that he was saying that for real. no it was a JOKE.

  • I didn't even notice the penis falling off.. all I noticed was a ridiculously non-heterosexual tattoo.

  • pause at 1:15 for a hotdog

  • @ejforehand GET IT RIGHT IT 1:14

  • btw keep pressing 5 4 total babies

  • or u cud just wear a rubber all the time-worked 4 me

  • And Now You Know. :D

  • @LenaShowe And if you forget about it? Or if the condom pops? Are you saying that just because of a mistake or accident you should have a baby that you nor your partner wants? Give me a break... The world is overpopulated already, bringing another poor tormented soul without parents that loves him/her or whos parents cannot afford to pay the bills is CRUEL!

  • abortion is crueeellll

  • @sanatoqan No, having a kid which you don't want just because people think it's immoral to have an abortion is cruel, not only to yourself but also for the baby.

  • keep pressing 2

  • 328 people have an aids.

  • Im suing if they are lying :P

  • ...im confused!

    Shouldn't I agree to have that orgy with 5 beautiful models, after all, because bitches don't like condoms?

  • haha have u ever seen an aids

  • He's gay

  • LMAO

  • his penis just fell off lol

  • @ucheHapers NO SHIT MAN? HE DOESNT SAY THAT IN THE VIDEO? :O

  • That's why you fuck the bitch in her phat white ass. Problem solved.

  • I thought men put them on like before parties or clubbing, or in the morning, just in case they had sex. I know nothing.

  • @RaincloudPlay lollololol you fail

  • hehe the end was funny

  • I like the other ones but this video is fucking stupid....

  • AIDS and other STDs don't exist, as he just said. Now squirrel AIDS, that scary shit.

  • Thumbs up if you went back a bit to see if anything actually fell out his shorts lol

  • condoms break when i put them on. having safe sex just wans't for me.........

  • condoms break when i put them on. have safe sex just wans't for me.........

  • 317 people have aids

  • lmao

    

  • and thts why you practice safe sex everybody is not safe to have have sex with your penis might fall off

  • Have you ever seen an AIDS?

  • Birth Control Pills are the best thing EVER!!

  • hahahhahahhahahaha

  • He seems surprisingly calm for someone who just lost his d*ck.

  • thats why you always were a condom BEFORE you even start making out

  • I love how his "penis" falls off and he doesn't freak out. Almost like he is telling us it happens to him all the time.

  • hahahahahaahahahaahhahahahaaha­hahahahahaa

  • some stupid kids believes that ! take it more seriously !

  • aids isnt a disease, it stands for analy injected death sentence (for all the spackers out there it doesnt really stand 4 that)

  • LMAO

  • HAHA This is my favorite PSA 'And Now You Know'

    haha LOVE RecklessTortuga YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY LOL

    

  • I saw an aids in south park, they were actually pretty helpful

  • in other words.... HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!!!! :3

  • ur penis is red ? LOL

  • He's in a fraternity.

  • you fucking bitch ur an asshole talkin about obortion like that u shuld die u no what i hope one day ull feel the pain ull see what oborstion can do to u and ur life u fucking ass wipe

  • @mbluver1 bro i agree with you, but also remember this is for entretainment

  • @1lalomex3 uhh entertainment noo its not funny to talk about someone dieing someone that culd have made the cure to cancer or even gave the world peace so im sorry that i dont find saying lets have sex cuz if we get a baby the doctors will kill it entertainment but i guess im not a heartless human

  • @mbluver1 Speak fucking english then I'll take you seriously.

  • @imAbstriction u no what dnt get loud and im speaking in txt form cuz its faster