The Real "The Only Way Is Essex" - Totally Essex

[mike2k28]

mark wright has a fat arse

[pongomcsmeg]

these women are fucking horrible, the blonde one looks like a 40 years old tranny. a bad advert for essex, what a shithole

[Zoroastrianistic]

A lot of people from Essex seem to be hating on these people, they've become famous purely just for being from Essex (no particular talent), are you all jealous because you wern't given the same opportunity just for being from Essex?

[velocirupture]

I've only been to Essex once, and swore I'd never ever return. THE vilest place in Britain, no question about it.

[1dndubzlover]

@velocirupture shut the fuck up!

[lushiouspig]

they are totally retards

[platinumblondebiatch]

amy looks so different

[smokeybear69]

Hah, bunch of chavs...you couldn't make it up. Essex on the list of places to avoid.

[charlotte6127]

there the old characters lol x

[lizzieallan92]

mark wrights hair. LOL

[RaeRae080898]

Kirkkk<3<3<3<3

[SoIamGothica]

Until I found this whilst reading what inferiors had to say about it on the Daily Fail. I think it's safe to say that I am no longer a certified member of the intelligentsia.

[CassandraGbiv]

Wait. Where did all the black people go in the series that made it to air? Where is my ethnic variety!

[soonnic]

is this for real or are they acting?

[MmoInfo]

Do they know they're famous because they're complete, ignorant idiots? I'm from Essex, and this show is a JOKE!

[katiecos1]

omg whats goin on with dancing inbetween scenes! How cringeworthy! lol

[berlintreaty]

Wow, this is way trashier than Jersey shore. This makes the UK look like a filthy place to live.

[109lurnea]

I can't stop watching! Trashy & Brashy. They take natural beauty to a whole new level. Tell them to come to Sydney.

[Helcjones30]

i'm from essex and have a good grasp on british vocabulary, pale skin and no money. these people are not a true representation!!

[Mohrkai]

@Helcjones30

that's what i thought... i've always heard of essex being a shit hole.

[DellDoll15]

@Mohrkai dont say that about essex , there are still about 30 people who live in big houses , DONT wear fake tans and speack proper english.

[Mohrkai]

@DellDoll15

alright then

[NRGstudioz]

marks hair :L

[smithyy58762]

and people can have that live if they work hard enough instead of relying on ure parents!

[smithyy58762]

they are like every day people what have they got ?!?! being serious!

[OhGoodGollyMissMolly]

Don't forgot Skins USA, one of the worst.

[TheRammo]

what is Essex? Is it a program like big brother for hot people or ?

[MMOCallum]

@TheRammo Essex is a place

[JessyMay1234]

@TheRammo it's a county in england.

[Coruscant98]

These people are vile disgusting human beings, ITV really are scraping the barrel with trash like this on TV. Damn.

[samrussell1000]

wy is dat brian on there awckward noone even oes im

[j0eman96]

mark wrights a twat

[vaimende]

@easygoinbloke101 no nobody today is respensible what happenned hundreads of years ago and im also aware it was 10 islamic states who were the last to abolish slavery. its not about patronising with me, i just find it interestiong there has never been a single black and for the record there are more blacks in these areas of essex than chinese, eskimos guiatamaklians or watever.

[sawphiee]

I really dont like this program, it's fake, stereotypical and pathetic. I'm from essex and I never see anybody wearing fake tan, or talking like they talk where I live. I think it's stupid and not real. They are actors as much as it says they're not. Not everyone in essex is like that - I don't know ANYONE like anybody from towie. Of course there's some people like that, rich and fake, and stupid, but hardly any.

[Xapple09]

Check out the bits you weren't meant to see on the rare and unseen wedding scenes on my channel

[Rikitocker]

I love it when she says " It's not like I'm going to take it to the next level" ... yeah nice one, the next level is being on the game! *LOL*

[PaulBeaumont123]

OMFG this is sooo old, I HATE IT

[Zack37371]

They might be rich..they might own nightclubs..they might dress smart..they might own nice cars..they might spray themselves orange but end of the day there only people, like all of us..

[LucaBlightBadass]

@Zack37371 and then they die!!!

[EmilyRebeccaPOW]

Marks got a mullet!

[jules789]

To be honest Essex has always been portrayed bad, this show just changes the stereotype slightly, and not really in a good way. They haven't really done us any favours, but what can you do....

[SilverCharmbracelet]

I love the way Essex is portrayed!! Why does everything have to be serious?

[thelostlibertine]

I would like to thank "The Only Way Is Essex" for making the outside world assume the whole of Essex is full of talentless, egotistical self centred morons with more money than brains. The whole Essex boy/girl stereotype hardly needed reinforcing by these useless cunts, did it?!

[MrLooog]

What a bunch of fucking useless talentless twatty snobby bitchy no-at-all ignorant chavs. This show, these "people" this "reem" and "jel" bollocks is just a fad, it's going the same way as all the other fads "Cheryl Cole" "High School Musical" etc. where are they now? Hardly nobody cares about them anymore. There's more smarter, funnier more engaging programme's out there that need to win awards unlike this steaming pile of shit. It will get old soon, mark my words. Point proven.

[ImHighh1]

@MrLooog Get over it mate its only a programme

[Mohrkai]

@MrLooog

I disagree with you.

[DJExstremlyAdictive]

@MrLooog mate there acting.....mark has told the world hes a fake person

[bezale]

not indicative of Essex...it's a big place. "You know what Essex is like babe"...Utter B.S.!

I'm born & bred in rural Essex & my family & mates view these freaks as hilarious caricatures of themselves. Living cartoons...their teeth are like the teeth of Scooby- Doo characters.

Plastic, shallow, vapid & fake. But funny.

[vaimende]

yes england is mostly white and im not a racist btw

[TheNigerianScammer]

Mark wright's hair omg

[DDMAC351]

i didnt see brian belo on this show ,maybe he was sacked for being to intellegent

[hedbilll98]

Makes me sick. There not even rich. There just a bunch of cunts

[ParkLaneTottenham1]

HAHAHAHAHA, Brian Belo and Mark Wright pretending to be millionaires. It's brilliant...

Why does TOWIE portray Brentwood as an upper-class area? It's not a patch on Sandbanks, Dorset or most of Cheshire.

[XcELcallan99]

no joey! :O x

[mukhtar66]

haha the black guy said no tans to orange, How ironic!!

[Eastenderzz]

@mukhtar66 *too

[BelowDanny]

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[slinkpink885]

i like Amy with red hair.

[ripplesonablankshore]

This is a "pilot" called totally Essex, if ur gona make a show u make a pilot and it gets critiqued and adjusted to make it better before making the proper programme to clear it up for any1 wondering, thnk god they ditched Brian, the guys an ignorant stupid waste of life!! Sayin that he fits in with that bunch well haha this programmes good because it makes u feel better about urself, u realise how lucky u r to not b like them,A bot like going to Skegness hahahahaha

[TheCheweeRevolutions]

does it ever explain how they all got so fucking rich?

[pippimaxim]

i reckon mark suits longer hair

[ObviouslyUltraCool]

Brian doesnt go with the rest of the other Essex gang?

[GinaLuciaSpicer]

Right I love the only way is essex, but can someone explain what this is about? was this like a show before the show?

[speedx14]

they made a mistake about leaving out brian..he is like the black version of joey essex

[XeroRastaa]

I don't see why people are hating on this programme, it's so addictive and humorous at times. Also, I don't see why people are crying about it apparently not representing the real Essex, when these are real people doing real shit (Yeah, maybe some of it is staged or setup, but who the fuck cares, it makes for better TV than Coronation Street). And I've been to Brentwood, Chigwell, Basildon (Well I was born in Basildon) and think this is a great representation of (Some parts) of Essex.

[02molrac]

Amy seems slightly smarter in these interviews...and less orange!

[ImHighh1]

Well i would'nt say posh lol !

[agbr8]

fucking knobheads. the stuff that brian comes oit with is something else, fucking blind prick

[ImHighh1]

Film Southend in Essex MESSERS, This is just the posh parts of essex.

[Oravio123]

this makes me sick.

[CYPRiiOTCHiiCK]

Is it just me or are Mark, Kirk, Amy & Sam a lot more stuck up, and all about money in this more than what they are in TOWIE?

[TheUnreaI]

The girls they have got right because they're that dumb in real life too.

[kerryanne4321]

brain was in towie?!?!

fucccccccccccccck.

[petalrs]

How sad. But clearly their heads are as empty as their lives!!!

[derkhead87]

Brian is a fucking idiat

[natsyist]

brian bello way is he not in the only way is essex

[jobzagudn]

Imagine if a starving child from the congo saw this. shame on these parasites

[yettigod]

i would actually watch this if they still have brian belo and rachelle.

[whilzo]

I think that whole video clip is despicable. Young,brash, arrogant and bloody rich aswell! These people should understand that it's not a 'lifestyle' its not even a means of living at all, it's just pure insidious greed. I suppose that they'll understand one day, I just hope that in time that shall stop spending all this money on booze and donate money and aid people in 3rd world countries. It's not fair. :(

[redsnow08]

WANKERS

[bmort7013]

eklfmjaiksdnj

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@Hars77 as someone who has clearly never experienced it you sure make some ignorant subjective comments. They took off both white and black ANY fucker can see that. But they replaced the whites with whites and the blacks with blacks. People see race to fucking much, they should just pick roles depending on whos interesting, they made a deliberate choice to have an all white cast. If you dont find that an issue theres an organisation in East Lancashire thatll love to meet you, BNP. ::Im done::

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@Hars77 theres such thing as new racism, go and educate yourself about the history of racism then talk. Mouth open with no knowledge makes ignorance right? New racism consists of prejudice, their may not be (as much hanging blacks of trees) but discrimination still exists whether your ignorant ass sees it or not, its all a matter of choice."Why do we" we dont even talk about it enough thanks to minds like yours."Why do they always have to play the race card" you can only play the hand your dealt

[TheYoungHapps]

wheres joey :(



[freyamaytee]

It's Brian from big brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bubblegumsugga]

Was this the original thing then?

[mufcrulesable]

hear without prejudice should be called hear with PREJUDICE you judge the black people by saying they got cut how ignorent . they got cut becasue they werent good enough its not agasint the law not to have balck people ! whote people got cut to . yu proberly want black people employed on the color of skin rather then ability. you prejume they were cut for being black you are a clueless wanker

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

lol when people dont know we all where monkeys/full on animals LOOL

[scifipro]

love the way sam says porn... paaawwwnnnnnnn

[cAttwaters]

I wonder if these idiots really are rich or just in a lot of debt.

[theSmartieschick]

OMFG Mark's in a turtle neck..!

[chelsiegx3]

hahahaha LOL at mark !

[babycee303]

ya where the f r the blackpeople

[wikiactivist]

absolute trash!

[Wykesidefruitmachine]

Pricks.

[coollewis1]

rubbish !!!

[chocolat80]

To me it looks like they had style makeovers from experts, because these people look completely different now. I know they have grown with age, and mature but seriously they look so average, I mean Mark has a mullet for crying out loud, and wearing a polo neck HAHA

[chocolat80]

To me it looks like they had style makeovers from experts, because these people look completely different now. I know they have grown with age, and mature but seriously they look so average, I mean Mark has a mullet for crying out loud.

[likeastarbaby]

"Totally beautiful"? The only place where these people would be considered beautiful by someone other than themselves is in Essex :/ And no, winning a Nuts magazine competition isnt the same as being regarded as remotely attractive.

[aqua2012]

They want you perverted, Fight back!

They want you pathetic, Fight back!

They want you poisoned, Fight back!

and

Good luck on he next inevitable episode in history...

this life thing, is a big deal

[charliesacoolkid]

this programme shows everything that is wrong with British culture and it winning the BAFTA's peoples choice goes to show how much british taste has diminished.

[bubblin1986]

haha marks mullet!!

[joannedonelly]

who combed mud through marks hair?

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

Rachelle's job and her lifestyle are two different things - id like see your dull drab existence. How pathetic are you to look down on people. Plus shes beautiful so i can see why your mad...with your face like seabiscuit..ass

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

FUNNY HOW they kicked of two of the black people. How ignorant

[monsterSniffdog]

@HearWithoutPrejudice and two of the white people shut up

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@monsterSniffdog you shut up, freedom of speech you uneducated cunt. Only to replace them with two more to an already predominantly white cast, at least they could have had someone from an ethnic background, we are all english and they are in essex.

[monsterSniffdog]

@HearWithoutPrejudice nah fuck ethnicity, doesn't need it better off without it

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@monsterSniffdog This is the last message I will send to this video, you do not reflect a mentality that went to school or reflects the fact there is a black man running the free world, yes obama. "Better of without it" what an ignorant racist ~(yes you are what we call a new racist) where you may not be hanging blacks from ropes but you TRY to oppress with your words and your actions. Not going to happen, there will be full equality on tv and in the world whether cunts like you like it or not

[mufcrulesable]

@HearWithoutPrejudice they kicked out some white people people like you demand balcks on everything blacks dont make up alot of the uk you idiot do we need more balcks everywere its not racist not to have blacks. its almost racist not to have a black wife or husband or best mate accourding to you blacks people can fuck off you liberal cunt

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@mufcrulesable whoa lol its really funny how ignorance still exists to that level in this day and age. Freedom of speech you asshole. I am aware your not in university, probably never had an education, never had loving parents, on your way (or your already there) of being a hasbeen, love no ones opinion other than yourself. A BLACK GIRL headlined glasto, a black family in the WHITE house, a legend by the name of MARTIN LUTHER KING gave way to equality, theres a white man in my bed = your hell

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@mufcrulesable @mufcrulesable "you blacks are monkeys" is what your probably say next...no the common "nigger" once you've been spanked with knowledge & theres nothing left in your bony pale mouth to say, it must get you mad to see blacks and whites together happy, maybe U can just get a loaded 45, take yourself to london bridge, & in the name of Hitler, pull the trigger & be with the ones who fought against peace,once & for all..lets face it,noone(relevant) cares if you lived...or died. (Bye )

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@mufcrulesable they kicked of whites and blacks, yes, & replaced the blacks with whites, and the whites with whites. Or maybe should I use words you'll understand like"get me....BRAV" (chav-i-licious for you buddy?) Ignore race, who was best for this show, what would have made it fair/interesting is a variety of people, blacks,whites,hispanics etc, but you wouldnt understand it because your a racist. My white friends look at your comment and think you a shame to whites/humanity,you are a pig

[mufcrulesable]

@HearWithoutPrejudice you are racist against WHITES YOU FUCKER. essex hasnt got lots of hispanics its ok to have a tv show about white people this isnt bradford its essex there arnt any rich asians to film you idiot its the best of essex . next you will be saying a documentary about indians are racist as its all indians this is a tv show on essex rich people its ok for it to be all white and not racist you fucking idiot. you will say eastenders is racist to many whites !

[HearWithoutPrejudice]

@mufcrulesable = "cocaine is a hell of a drug" your race doesnt even like you..wonder why? seek help

[Harz77]

@HearWithoutPrejudice they also kicked off whites as well, im not racist but why do black people always have to relate to racism?

[TimbocClock20]

@Harz77 because its gets them far in life!

[vaimende]

@Harz77 because the fact is that whites have discriminated against black for centuries, why do whites like you get so offended when racism is brought up?, yes they kicked off two whites but the only way is essex is all white, they had two black people yet kicked them both off and no other black people are in the cast, the producers are clearly racist.

[Harz77]

@vaimende Someone's a bit touchy on this subject? And no offense that comment is completely rubbish, blacks always pull the racism card when it really isnt needed. There is nothing wrong with black people they are not mentally or visually disadvantaged against whites. So saying us whites get offended im sure your just trying to cover your cracks?

[jayc342009]

@vaimende Not being funny buddy but britain is a WHITE country. That isn't racist, just how it is.

[usernamealredytaken]

@HearWithoutPrejudice were they massive twats like the rest of the people on the show?

[TrueGoth1]

@HearWithoutPrejudice Dont play the Racist card you TWAT!!!!

[jayc342009]

@HearWithoutPrejudice Shut up about racism you fucking cunt, britain is a white fucking country.

[GRTMikey]

@HearWithoutPrejudice LOL. Are you joking?

[DELLAMIISTA]

@HearWithoutPrejudice

WHAT A WANKER.

[u7alll]

@HearWithoutPrejudice no im sure theres a reasonable explanation, in the UK you couldnt get away with that without getting the sack

[arrghgarry]

Just when you needed a plane to drop on a village,Gadaffi is tied up with other stuff,

[chrisgrw]

Rachelle works in. Saisburys, 'I would love that lifestyle too' lol

[TheBBBeth]

I'd love to know where this 'Chris' disappeared to!

[ChristmasTrax]

kirk and chris = bunch of twats!

[Denisewoei]

Living for nightclubbin'? Gét a life.

[StarscreamLuke]

Thank God they cut him from the cast, he is a right plank...

[summerdevon]

kirt dancing lmfao twaaaaattttt!!!

[summerdevon]

mark wash yr hair u greasy twat bag!!!!

[xoxamesxox]

AMYS HAIR :O

[TheMm440]

please,!! stop copying USA, you cant keep up with us, lol how ....

[Ell12Nell]

@TheMm440 how did you figure that one out? half of the shows in the US are based on those that started in the UK.

[CYPRiiOTCHiiCK]

@TheMm440 1 UK: Pop Idol THEN USA: American Idol

2 UK: Britains Got Talent THEN USA: Americas Got Talent

3 UK: X Factor THEN X Factor USA

4 UK: Gordon Ramseys Hell's Kitchen THEN USA: Gordon Ramseys Hell's Kitchen USA

5 UK: Gordon Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares THEN USA: Gordon Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares USA

6 UK: Shameless THEN Shameless USA

& Im sure theres plenty more! ..So get your facts right b4 u start accusing Britain of copying America's programmes in future!! ..Just Saying! :)

[SarahLB]

@CYPRiiOTCHiiCK Actually i'm sure America's Got Talent came before Britain's Got Talent

[CYPRiiOTCHiiCK]

@SarahLB Okay, i researched & yhh it did! Sorry. But i still do got a point with the other shows i mentioned though! :)

[InnocenceExperience]

@CYPRiiOTCHiiCK @TheMm440 who wants to be a millionaire, Skins and the Office.

[CYPRiiOTCHiiCK]

@InnocenceExperience EXACTLY!! :) That's even more proof!! :)

[CookieNightmares]

@CYPRiiOTCHiiCK Just to name a few more uk shows copied by the us The Office Dragon's Den Trigger Happy TV I'm a Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing Fawlty Towers Total Wipeout The Vicar of Dibley (they changed it to The Minister of Devine lol!) But to be fair shows like XFACTORUSA and AMERICAN IDOL were created by british people, simon cowell and simon fuller. so we cant reli blame the US for those in particular we brought it on them

[berealandstaytrue]

@CYPRiiOTCHiiCK na i think u got it wrong, the uk done these shows then wanted to bring them to america, the only one that has been copied is the office! america owns the entertainment business so dont forget that

[CYPRiiOTCHiiCK]

@berealandstaytrue

Yeah but still at the end of the day like you said "The UK done these shows."

So no matter what your point is I'm still correct in saying that it isn't Britain copying America's programmes. :)

[berealandstaytrue]

@CYPRiiOTCHiiCK na they dont copy america but they sure wish they was living in america and making the money that our stars get

[Ashs3906]

marks trim:L

[HoulihanFryingPan]

"totally essex" - it's totally shit

[MarcBeddy]

Cunts born with a silver spoon in their mouths.

Never been to Essex but I imagine it's not like this show, you get people like that in all posh areas of England, not just in Essex.

[jammin138]

Why is Brian in it? He's probably not even a millionaire anymore! I'm from Essex and proud of it. Unfortunately simple people think this is what Essex really is!! lol

[l0rr41n382]

@jammin138 Brian was the one with the idea to make a T.V show about Essex, then ITV took his idea and cut him out of the cast LoL.

[pjcoop]

Enough to make me puke....

[940kenneth]

This is not Essex.

This is a caricature of Essex.

Believe me, the girls and the lads in Essex are not like this shower of shit.

This is the Brentwood end of Essex: cunts.

Proper Essex is girls who don’t take shit and lads who will cut you the fuck up.

This is bollocks.

[nin456]

@940kenneth Wow, you make it sound so nice.

[Instinctdj17]

this is not essex this is normal rich ppl oblivious to the world around them !!

[JustinBworld]

LOOOOOOOOL....................­.....

The dramatic looks they give into the camera when they turn their head HAHAAHAHHA :')

[lucymeganpearson]

0:10 - mark - i laughed for about 5 minutes straight

[ollieflp]

People move to essex if they cant afford london and the well off ones live there becouse thell be average joes in london so ive been told by someone from essex...

[kennyrodgersbeard]

is Brian Cass Pennats bastard love child

[SuperHeroMan411]

"brian" wtf?

[LaSofia]

Why is Kirk in TOWIE but Rachelle isn't?

[LaSofia]

Wow. So to make TOWIE they just got rid of the black people? :/ Racist.

@LaSofia  whats towie?