I saw and reference to the octuplets mom and they mention Obama's stimulus package. They must've just made this video, because both of those things happened mere weeks ago.
You know what they should do? Get your LIVE connection to put real-world news on the radio and TV. How great would it be to run over innocent pedestrians, "whack off" guys with a baseball bat and then go home to watch FOX News?
Seriously, all the new achivements are dick jokes.
Starwind is actually correct on a Mission for Tom Stubbs where u have to kill his uncle u are in the room naked together and just before you leave it zooms out on him and you see his penis dont believe me buy it!
The Peanut bit at the end :L
:Lawl
ZackathuiaKawonga 1 year ago
Rockstar Games is the funniest group of motherfuckers EVER
just 0:18 "simulation. not real planet" cracks me up
HeeeyItsMachitu 2 years ago 4
Hahaha, Alderney not tacky shit says people who live there
Ps3GamerVideos 2 years ago
Lol
''BOLOGNA RECALL TOTALLY FUCKS MAN'S LUNCH PLANS''
LOLOL
Ps3GamerVideos 2 years ago 4
I really hope Rockstar does another special report like this one for the 2nd downloadable episode.
CaptainAlo 2 years ago
OMG the concerned citizen on the t.v that was just soo fucking funny (2:38 to 2:42)
stingerbringer 2 years ago
Hahahaha! This is funny! I mean they do it just like FIX.... I mean FOX News with the ticker at the bottom, and underlying titles.
bigtexansfan 2 years ago
i just looked down and saw, "MENSTRUATING GIRLFRIEND GOES SUPERNOVA" and cracked up hahahah
wgwigh 2 years ago
FAT GIRL CRYING IN BATHROOM lmao thats my fav
wgwigh 2 years ago
How about "STIMULUS PACKAGE INCLUDES VIBRATOR"?
XD
AMD64bitFOD 2 years ago
"war won with racial slur"
"parents group burn down librarty"
XDXDXD
gmodmoviemaker 2 years ago
"balogna recall totally fucks mans lunch plans" XD
maspoonistoobigg 3 years ago
ok, this is so fucking funny XD all of it. just the "simulation. not a real planet" at 0:18 had me lmaoing
maspoonistoobigg 3 years ago
'Bottle a wine good for health says liquor marketing board'
'Hearwarming movies may make you gay'
'Are peanut allergies turning your kid gay?'
DaanOFF321 3 years ago
"Teen Accidentally Sends Sexual Text Message to Mom"
ahahahahahahahahaha
Gotta Love Rockstar.
Grudgeman 3 years ago
Classic.
ZenP 3 years ago
"Stimulus package to include vibrator"
Oh snap!
ThisIsProjectBlitz 3 years ago
damn what a cool trailer haha creative
sohok8 3 years ago
I saw and reference to the octuplets mom and they mention Obama's stimulus package. They must've just made this video, because both of those things happened mere weeks ago.
You know what they should do? Get your LIVE connection to put real-world news on the radio and TV. How great would it be to run over innocent pedestrians, "whack off" guys with a baseball bat and then go home to watch FOX News?
Seriously, all the new achivements are dick jokes.
Starwind18020 3 years ago
And also the food recall, the recession, and more reality TV shows are all things that are happening in real life.
88FanNASCAR 2 years ago
"Teen Accidentally Sends Sexual Text Message to Mom"
"Anime Cosplay Incident Kills Obese Man"
Also......
THERE'S A PENIS IN THE LOST & DAMNED. I READ IT ON KOTAKU.
Starwind18020 3 years ago
yup there is cock in the game. During the cutscene they come close to you seeing it--then right in the end-boom---there it is. Horrifying.
SweetwaterMC 3 years ago
Starwind is actually correct on a Mission for Tom Stubbs where u have to kill his uncle u are in the room naked together and just before you leave it zooms out on him and you see his penis dont believe me buy it!
PsychoPully 3 years ago
its true
lilmcnessy 3 years ago
The "Toy Converts Children To Islam" was feature on the Lazlow Show.
Pothatuu 3 years ago
Great video...lol the ending was the best.
XlElementXl 3 years ago
Can't wait for the Lost and Damned. And I love Rockstar's humor. Like at 1:30.
tehkittehs 3 years ago
bologna recall totally fucks mans lunch plans.... lol
AngryNerdFan1337 3 years ago
lmao all the text at the bottom scrolling across the screen is fucking holarious
JamieBase1988 3 years ago 2
yeah to me thasthe funniest part. one just read "fat girl cyring in bathroom" lol!
BAGAKOOS 3 years ago 2
Amaze
pezzer123 3 years ago
pwnshwnfun
jaimitodc 3 years ago