Yogscast - Simon Plays! - Portal 2, 1: Is Geraldo on?

[zandona21]

0:15

Simon:"Gonna have to use mah... mah brain"

Simon Mind: AWW HELL NO

[tivolibar]

rubbish video



[TheBlixed]

simon has to get his own channel

[Double2Assaisins]

This whole time i was screaming "STUPID STUPID STUPID!" I'm sorry simon but if putting a portal on a wall to go up one level makes you think that hard you shouldn't play this game

[raqmarotemar17]

7:07 simon sound like a boomer

[sonofkhoaskrasher]

That room looks like the one from dead island

[SergeantMolt]

I love how they can't break through the walls with TNT anymore XD NO CHEATING FO U

[jonlukew]

Simon is so unbelievably funny.

[likeaboss997]

i almost killed my computer watching simon attempting to solve the second test

[Roxas0321]

wheatley: hey, you made it!

simon: steven!

wheatley: my name is WHEATLEY! >.>

[Roxas0321]

is it just me or do simon and wheatley sound pretty much EXACTLY the same?

[jonlukew]

@Roxas0321 I have to agree

[LeaTheMetallicLeozar]

Im starting to think that simon actually does have minor brain damage lol </3

[MrDfallout]

where can i find a thinking cube?

[ShadowLinkize]

GIFTED ME PORTAL 2!

[purpleminininjas]

your so funny simon

[firefox3306]

Wow y dont u use TNT oh this is not minecraft.

[mynameisntrosie]

lol Muriel =')

[MrNathansgames]

i have spent 12 HOURS on my laptop just watching the yogscast and im afraid my laptop will just shut down

[MrGabrielTheGreen]

@MrNathansgames

Are you the King/Queen of yognauts? ( >0_0)> WMW

[darkhart64]

@MrNathansgames lol i was the same way and when it did i ran for my charger

[bionicdragon5]

Announcer: When you hear the buzzer, look at the ceiling. [BUZZER]

Simon: FUCK DA RULEZ!!! *stares at the floor*

[bobingtonford]

I'm picturing Honeydew instead of Chell...

[TehHeatwave]

Simon: "No Lewis in this playthrough, just me."

Me: "Shit. This is never gonna end..." -_-

[butthead123456789ify]

10:00 FINALLY

[butthead123456789ify]

9:50 THE BUTTON ON THE LEFT DUMBASS!

[sham1products]

that there is jungle is that, chell was destroyed GlaDOS in Portal 1

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Balls.

[17colry]

Did anyone notice the first tests are the same as the 1st one, just old and rotten?

[TheBlixed]

@17colry that is the point

[MeeBeAndrew]

@17colry Well ya it's one of the old testing tracks to refesh your knowlage on how to play.

[gravyferry]

More than simons person had a minor case of serious brain damage he got it too.



[kristophize]

@kristophize The joke doesn't really cut it in written form, does it? :P

[kristophize]

look out for those trees. I've heard that they can be potentially leafal

[MaldroidX]

poor simon is lonely

[nlilli1]

Don't try holding shift this time ;D

[ashtin1071]

Simon:Is Geraldo On...

Geraldo:Is Simon On...

[buttholeinspace]

Wheatley is alot like Lewis...

[YumMeYumProductions]

@luigifan303oops I forgot about him

[RobloxTheVXXM]

Is it me, or is Simon playing as a girl? Just saying...

[cornmon]

@RobloxTheVXXM is it just me? or have you never played any portal game ever..

[MaraCDR15]

@RobloxTheVXXM In Portal 1 and 2 you can only play as a female character (it is part of the story of the game).

[BlackMoon9868]

Oh.....balls....



[YumMeYumProductions]

Why is every famous youtuber super bad at portal?

[luigifan303]

@YumMeYumProductions what about captainsparklez?

[YeahImANinja]

7:07 Madame Nubescu voice :)

[Tigerclaw1023]

The first button test was the first test of the the original Portal!

[MrRandomozzy]

I think Simon was high or something when he recorded this.

[editmangiffard]

"Smooth jazz will be deployed in.. 3...2...1.." *Cue epic sax guy*

[AltoSaxJazz]

Think about the hundreds of test subjects forever in their vaults... Creepy.

[Dexster5011]

Smooth Jazz will be deployed in 3,2,1 *epic sax guy music starts*

[MrRuukjis]

man ... how high where you when you played ?

[Kydraco3555]

and portal 2 is the future after portal. that is why in portal 2 is sooo tattered

[Kydraco3555]

I think portal 1 was when it was all of the stages are not broken

[LegoBrickDude2000]

@Kydraco3555 Ya Think?

[dakilla117]

Gonna have to use my ummm... brain

I wanna see this happen

[TheBigEyedKitty]

In Minecraft, you can't think out of the box.

[Annfrank5945]

@TheBigEyedKitty in minecraft you think with boxes

[124sparta]

wheres single player 6?

[levitator45]

aww simon i expected u would be faster:( but it's ok ur still faster than ijustin

[BadJellyman100]

when wheatley told me to hang on i went into the closet and held E for the whole trip

[Georgecg12]

O_O so...easy but so difficult

[stac0n]

I think Simon isnt good at logic games he is a dwarf

[atlantian120]

How did he miss that cube in the second chanber??? he walked past it about 6 times!

[JanembaDude72]

The first few tests are the test from the first Portal 0_o

[NDawgHoyt]

Haven't started the video yet, but Simon playing WITHOUT Lewis? This is going to be a disaster...

[JanembaDude72]

@NDawgHoyt

nah its happened heaps

[jaggerrai]

What's yout Xbox gamertag

[blargymink]

@jaggerrai you do realise that he is playing on the pc version. right ?

[doctorpepperbillies]

woohoo



[nintendocaresun2]

love yu vid's

[xModdedAngelx]

My name Gerald...

[Flowersim]

I'm so sad that Simon didn't continue this series. It would have been hilarious!

[GamingLegends99]

To bad there isn't any TNT to help simon

through this.

[BryceXO]

Lol Simon is going to try to "use his brain".

[Stjerne445]

This is not going to end well, Lewis is the brain and Simon is the muscles.....

[Stjerne445]

@Stjerne445 so yea....

[PsychoticTwinz]

U probably didn't play portal if u don't understand y it's all messed u. Lol u spun like Wheatley I mean his accent!

[TheNixy27]

is anyone but me disturbed my the titlle? "geraldo"? its GLaDos

[TheNixy27]

@TheNixy27 oops i diddnt hear the vid

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

@TheNixy27 Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Jesus, watch the video. 

[garrypan]

this aint minecraft -.- (as it says in the tags)

[TheNixy27]

@garrypan itsbecuase he PLAYS minecraft on his account

[mage11z]

omgomgomgomgomgomomogmogmogmog­mogmogmgomgogmogmogmogmogmogmm­gomogmgomogmgomogmogmogmogmogm­ogmogmoggmomogmogmogmogomgmogm­ogmogmomogmogmogmogmo

[nzbradley7]

Thumbs up if you would buy this just to watch Wheatly

[aquamarine0899]

no no don't believe in Wheatley !!!!!!!!!

[Pooky1991]

He got stuck on the first 2 puzzles already. Oh This is gonna be hillarious:D

[punn213]

IM A MUTE WOMAN AND IM SHOOTING A HOLE!

[124laptop]

i prefer hitlers version NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

[TheCrazyBrittish]

Wow your doing better than Ijustine!!!

[deadwoodluke]

Error 404: Cake.bat NOT FOUND Run GLaDOS.exe GLaDOS.exe 1.09a Deleting all viruses. . . ERROR! Chell.bat FOUND Unknown File: Delete? (Y) (N) Select: (N) You have selected (Y), I am %0.1 you chose that. Running Program: Neurotoxin.exe Chell.bat Found and deleted. Using Backup Memory to continue task. . . *Search Aperture Science* Searching for all folders named "Aperture Science" Files found: Cake.bat Bird.exe Turret.exe Wheatley.exe Personality Core.exe Credits.txt Chell.exe Rmving Cake.bat.

[zyberpoo]

@deadwoodluke short said - the cake is a lie

[omegakid12]

Awsome love the yogscast!!!!!!!!!!

[vili972]

I was wondering what program you use to film your series???

[MegaRattlehead666]

@vili972 A registered version of Fraps

[alggr1764]

that was a good ending ``balls``

[johnnyboc11]

IMA JOHNNYBOC AND IM EATING A BAGLE EATIE EATIE BAGLE IM EATING A BAGLE!

[Delocaz]

@jruler93 Linus Torvalds*

[jruler93]

to Delocaz: Who's that?

[MrKillertube]

aaaaaawwwww it's single-player

[redzion0987]

8:37 not nice thing 2 hear at dinner

[qwertyadfg100]

how is simon going to make it through portal 2 without lewis

[M1N3CR4Ft471F3]

WTF I SAW THE RATMAN JUST BEFORE THE SECOND LOADING SCREEN

 @__@

[zombadude]

EnvirONMenalL

[charlie23112001]

the turet is KING turet

[charlie23112001]

is geraldo on?!?!

[Scarifar1]

This started to be funny, but it turned annoying due to Simon's mental retardity.

[afk888]

6:28

I thought he sounded a bit like davechaos =o

[minecraftlover111]

U suck at this but I still love u

[infinity108able]

you know wheatley sounds like simon

[PortalBabeMimi]

Just a thought when you were saying about putting the portal on the mural....I thought the same thing when I played. If you put it to the left of where you put it,there's a blank panel that fits a portal.

So yep ^^ Just wanted to share that.

[xtreme666bio]

"Am... am I authorized?" *PSHZZZZZ*

[Dimentio36]

I noticed, at the beginning when the announcer welcomes you, you're in the old relaxation vault you were in at the beginning of Portal 1.

[duskanger1]

wheatly: say apple aapple ok nice and easy

chel: i am good jump

:p

[KSephirothXI]

Chell's Language System=Jump

[burfordpop]

I just realised why the intro music sounded so familiar - it's kinda like the Sims music when you are buying things

[Macintosh3745]

Balls

[BVBArmy95]

Oops my speakers were a little loud during the intro "OH SNAP, SON"

[24812311]

@BVBArmy95 that just happened to me to

[WMellema]

Never played portal 1? SAME F***ING LEVELS!

[PTNLemay]

Best intro to any video game I've ever seen...

[DukeNukemFl]

still hasnt done part 6 =/



[sammoreed]

lol loved simon dancing to jazz and doing his own tune, fantastic 

[bananamash100]

118 people don't know how to laugh

[aljr497]

The level with pressing buttons to open the blue portals took me the longest in the game. I didn't realize the orange portal opened behind you.

[dederrr]

yay simon plays portal

[rootbeerGamer42]

Before the announcer told you to look iat the ground, I said to myself what happens if you look down. Now i know

[sonGoku10100]

thumbs up if you saw another guy traveling through portals

[lichkinghell]

lol omg dont worry the char in the game is fine just simon has a case of seriuse brain damage lol

[wedoeverythinghere]

How cane u have a minor case of serious brain damage!? That's just weird to me

[XxBlessedSpiritxX]

I'm a lady and I'm shooting big holes! Shooty Shooty Holes! I'm making some holes!

[lawlor7100]

i saw a video made by gamexplane and he made a spoiler video about the end of portle 2 if you want to see the end look at gamexplanes video and you will seee why not to trust robots besides glados

[earlehank]

Is anyone eating cake while your watching this?

[LMK500]

@earlehank what about jaffa cakes?

[shadow6553]

@LMK500 if it has cake it's name, its cake

[CloverFuchs]

@earlehank Jaffa Cakes actually!

[TheJibbjabb]

@earlehank Jaffa cakes count? XD

[MrPandamills]

Just like your preforming brain surgery. LOL.

[MrSpacecowboy99]

wen i heard the nock i theoult somebody kockd on my door:()

[WhiteSunGroupoff]

I want a british accent, NOW!!

[zoarge]

What texture pack is this?

[hamburgare1000]

what is geraldo??



[canny259ROBLOX]

THUMBS UP SO SIMON CAN SEE THIS:

PLEASE continue this! We love the Yogscast, and we love Portal/Portal 2!

So it's OBVIOUS!

[EmilyOrpin]

The 1st level of portal 2, i tried to catch the girl and i finally realized it was me

[mcgoo721]

@EmilyOrpin Did you say to yourself "Welp. This is going to be one of *those* run throughs for me." I get that feeling when I pull that stuff in complicated games heh

[xamtheking]

The cake. It is in the cube.

Prove me wrong.

Glados made many cakes.

[pattonsrevolver]

if there underground how are all the vines growing?

[Omuraspencer]

He gave up......... He didn't even get to the stalemate（ーー；）.

[mrfail04]

LOL!!! as simon got the wake up call achievement, my besty caled me!!! LOL

[omega66683]

Kept crashing D:

[trevorrocks0]

WOOT I CAUSED LOTS OF REPLY'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[SmashBrosGamer17]

Every time wheatley spoke to me in Portal 2, I imagined it was Simon speaking to me.

[NarutoisSamson]

No it is in fact spelt whore

[Japanime20]

I have not played the game but what was the point of that first part in the video when you are doing what the announcer is telling you to do?

[trevorrocks0]

Thumbs up if u think yogscast is funny!

[jates513]

@trevorrocks0 shut up thumbs up whore

[trevorrocks0]

@jates513 im not a "hore" so you shut up and learn to spell

[ModCityTuTz]

@trevorrocks0 you retard... learn to spell yourself its whore!

[jates513]

@trevorrocks0 naw. and it really is spelled whore too! :D

I was suprised to see the top comment had so many views, so I went to comment that it is impossible to hold your breath and die, as you render yourself unconcious and start breathing again.