Random Liz Lemon Quotes

[anna16profiler]

It just doesn´t get any better than this... yeah.

[ycontrol1459]

whats the one with molly shannon

[ToManyPhones]

@ycontrol1459 The Fighting Irish - Season 1 episode 17

[ForeverYoung190]

"I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then i'm gonna have a baby, and then i'm gonna die… And then i'll meet a super cute guy in haven"

[AlexJunglist]

my all time favorite...

"do the worm!!"

[miamiwax]

tina fey is sexy as hell.. a sturdy frame and a sense of humor goes a long way with me :)

[twilightfreak3331]

shut it down!!!!LOL

[waynejohnson32]

search 'david melkonian'

[tumi]

lol!

[handhanh]

Good god liz lemon !!

[watermonsters]

I LOVE 30 Rock times infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever dislikes 30 Rock, SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!

[GeekyRickey]

liz lemon rocks

[OberKommando77]

You know what is incredibly ironic? I took a studio tour of 30 Rock. On the elevator down to the bottom floor (the end of the tour) I exclaimed in the elevator "I didn't realize this was the local!" (From the episode where everyone else thinks Kenneth is funnier than Tracy) Not a single person got the reference. :(

[sushi062000]

@OberKommando77 awwww! I would have laughed with u :)

[Chapas45]

ahh...lez lemon is great.

[ItzJennaay]

Because you do NOT cross a sugarbaker woman! lmao

[JazBlogShow]

god i love tina fey soooo much!

[partygirl209]

Tina Fey rocks!!

[GinoZump]

yeah, REALLY random.

[tbarton00]

I love me some Liz Lemon.

"You do not cross a Sugarbaker woman!" RIP Dixie Carter.

[L100Meganium]

"WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH MY LIFE??"

Hahaha; I loved that episode.

[theofficefan731]

she's fantastic.

[RebelFanzel]

"Cause you do not mess with a sugar baker woman!" lol!!

[DriveMeBanannas]

"this would work on ugly betty" AHAHAHA

[RebelFanzel]

u know which ep thats from?

[alpacinorulzzz]

@00bikeboy...are u odssessed..you know there are special places for you to go...i know she is very coooool and funny but dont jump to hight....your luck that she didnt saw that...=))

[Herfdurf]

@alpacinorulzzz

What's it like on your planet, and where might I learn your strange language?

[alpacinorulzzz]

that means????

[Herfdurf]

You type like a child, and seem to think YouTube comments are serious business. Clearly, we are from two different worlds.

[alpacinorulzzz]

ok i really cant get it and i am sorry if i mad you in anyway...

[Herfdurf]

I'm not mad... Why would I be mad?

[alpacinorulzzz]

@Herfdurf I dont know..:D

[00bikeboy]

I want to put my mouth on her mouth.

[thund3rdrift3r]

lol

[lacksmyorganics]

so funny

[Tammyrocks101]

i love tina i wish i could meet her

[FlammableDWMF]

I want to go to there!

[smldfw]

"Liz! That guy wanted to buy you a drink."

"I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me some mozzarella sticks?

[Doinitza1987]

what's the deal with 'do the worm'?

why does she tell Josh to do the worm? I don't remember that episode :D

[MankaychilD]

It was some kind of punishment XD

[Doinitza1987]

I love Tina Fey and this show!!! :D

[chelstheaggie09]

yeah, he was trying to negotiate a higher raise. :)

[allerschuerfste]

@Doinitza1987

I think he met the boss of another show to get a new job there.

Later Liz punishs him by telling him to "do the worm" and is agent had to "do the krab" and then "the krab" had to "fight against the worm". xD

[Doinitza1987]

thanks :))

I am glad there are other 30 rock fans out there!! ;)

[morganzz18]

lmao, tina fey is so halarious.

[Centronias]

1:00

haha.

[oriousblack]

"And you will never alter drapes in Atlanta again, because you do not cross a Sugarbaker woman!"

[bf2lover42]

[Tracy sees Liz with wedding dress]

- Oh no!!! Did some Corean die?

[Eliasl1983]

Where's my mac and cheese!!!!! You'll all have chins!!! I love Tina

[RevengeOfTheMojoWire]

"Oh no... oh no... oh no!"

[HaloFanKnowsChuckFu]

God! 30 Rock always makes me Chuckle!!! Great show!!!! "Yup. Thats what we look like....Shut it down..."!!!! =D

[9detroit9]

"What's your religion?"

" I basicaily just do whatever Oprah tells me to do?"

lol love that episode!

[thefrozencharles]

" This would work on ugly betty. " HAHA

[nataliaandnick14]

oh and sorry im commenting again but where is blerg she says it all the time

[nataliaandnick14]

I'm watching the designing women marathon one right now on dvd. when she breaks down that is the absolutely best moment in thirty rock. "You will never alter drapes in atlanta again because you do not cross a sugar baker woman!" lmao i love liz

[samuraichikx]

Aw, NERDS!

[chadboban]

Fantastic!... But where is 'I want to go to there'

[nora50]

ahahah yeah man where's "i want to go to there"?

[agentpissant42]

"...Because you DO NOT cross a Sugarbaker Woman!"

[obishaun]

"I will cut you like a tauntaun".

[flatout345]

"Hi I am liz lemon and i lost my Virginity at 25"

[pegleg747]

Tina Fey...class act if there ever was one.

[rachyns19]

yep, that's what we look like!

[Whoizcasper]

liz lemon and the slanket was too damn funny the whole show is too funny i have not watched 1 boring episode

[nataliaandnick14]

that was the best episode when whats her face was like "lemon don't you have a slanket to be filling up with your farts somewhere." lmao best show

[Whoizcasper]

and she kept saying the puerto rican when ever she saw salma lool

[pooky352]

LOL Liz

[pitzel321]

Tina Fey, A+.

[bzelig7]

I love 30 rock!

[Lordaramiz]

I love her, I just love her!!

[cyndifan1]

Oh my god... THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I LOVE LIZ LEMON! I remember this one time where Liz got really mad and she was like "That guy can eat my poo". I love her.

[jentn0308]

HAHA, because they forgot her onion rings! LMAO

[medicalgurl2012]

1:02 "what is the deal with my life?!"

xD!!

[CAMERO202]

Blerg, By the hammer of Thor, and I want to go to there are in my daily vocab cause of this show

[jentn0308]

Same here, I love it! I quote this show constantly..can't help it! LOL

[freechill25]

"I call the movie risky business risky it because it means business. lemon out"

[TheOtherChanel]

Liz Lemon could be my mom.

[christentze]

"Because you do NOT cross a Sugarbaker woman!"

"I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to..."

i love tina!

[Annietoons]

"I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby, and then I'm gonna die, then I'm gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven."

Sounds like my life plan.

[lawlz0r]

I WANT TO GO TO THERE!!! :)

[Wheelsgr]

That's my favourite Liz Lemon line eveeeeeer!!! lool!

[TheOtherChanel]

I love that, too. I pretty much quote it all the time.

It's perfect for any situation.

[93Hondax2]

there are so many things about liz lemon that i relate to.

[m2miley]

what episode is the designing woman reference from?

[ToManyPhones]

Season 1 episode 14 The C Word

[booklvr1256]

What episode is 1:10 and then the one at 1:34?

[ToManyPhones]

1:10 - Season 1 episode 20 Cleveland

1:34 - Season 1 episode 17 Fireworks

[lovelyspringweather]

i want to be awesome like liz lemon 15 years from now

[Kimbahley]

Dude, you're rockin' it with over 200 thousand views.

[obscurereference7]

she's totally my fav woman

[anonnemus]

blerg!

[mariahrose210]

"Lemon out"

"This would work on Ugly Betty"

haha

[phoenix95LP]

WOW!! nice vid!!

didn't know

she was soo crazy!

congratulations!!

[DoctorCanRhyme]

Risky It. lol. i'm gonna call it that from now on.

[buffyverse12]

Fey kicks ass

[oasislightning]

at 48 seconds I just realized that guy is in Ugly Betty too -he plays Jesse.

[Rosannna666]

"you do not cross a sugar baker woman"

haha

i love tina

[carytracypugh]

The "And you will never alter drapes in Atlanta?" is something Julia Sugarbaker either said or maybe would have said in Designing Women. Earlier Liz was watching Designing Women

[thatspunkrock]

OMG 30 Rock is easily the best, funniest show on TV! The jokes are so smart, and all-around funny! Tina is a genius, she's my idol, lol! Nice work, ToManyPhones!

(Is Tina Fey a lefty?)

[ilove30rockneverdies]

Damned, I looked in every single dictionary but I just can't translate the "alter drapes" sentence ! Please, can anybody explain what Liz mean when she says: "And you will never alter drapes in Atlanta?" Thanks

[ducksrevil]

Like altering, as in mending or repairing. I think it's a reference to Gone With the Wind where the main character, Scarlett, altered some fancy drapes to make a dress since she didn't have any money to buy a new one.

[whotohw]

It was probably a line said on Designing Women, a show set in Atlanta about a group of women running an interior design business. The main characters last name was Sugarbaker.

[ilove30rockneverdies]

Thanks to both of you =D

[haleyjustinkerri]

what episode is the ugly thing off of?

[Emokoi]

"This would work on Ugly Betty." LMAO!!! I watch both of these back to back

[ToManyPhones]

Maybe, just maybe it has something to do with the fact that The Office hasn't had one funny episode since the beginning of last season!

Now go away and carry on your Dwight Schrute induced orgasm.

See you at the Emmys :D

[ToManyPhones]

I have seen that last six episodes, and they've all bearly had one laugh throughout all 6.

[straightupkid]

Lemon out!

[futurestar94]

lmao

"im not rasict, i love u. lets get dessert.

death by choclate!"

hahahaha i saw that episode, so funny!!!

[tathya7]

hahah i love that part where she crawls to get out, "This would work on Ugly Betty." Spot on!

[amiry8]

In a land where Arrested Development was cancelled, 30 Rock proves that there is a god

[alicehermione]

SOOOOOOO TRUE!

[vcav22]

i call the movie risky business, risky it, cuz it means business!

[feyfreapoehlerbear]

"you DO NOT cross a sugar-baker WOMAN!" then she says "im so tired" and starts crying. thats friggin hysterical

[christentze]

"When I was eight, I had my name on a scoreboard. They, um, spelled it 'Lez,' but it was pretty cool."

hahahahaha. i've never seen a complete episode of 30 rock, but it looks like a really fun show. i guess i'll have to watch it from the beginning! and how cute is the name tina gave to her character? liz lemon. so cute.

[infogirl98]

"i'm gonna have a baby, then i'm gonna get the wedding dress, then i'm gonna die, and then i'm gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven"

Classic Liz Lemon

I<3 30 Rock.

[aemit31]

hi, im from austria in europe and we here never got to see 30 rocks - whats the show about? Pls answer!

Thanks

[ToManyPhones]

It's about the staff of a fictional TV show called TGS with Tracy Jordan.

[vcav22]

they work in the same building that saturday night live is filmed in. 30 Rockafella plaza. it's really funny and it's on the nbc network, except i live in ontario so it's on ctv here!

[darkershadeofme]

the best lemon-ism is from the Oprah episode when liz is dressed as Leia - "I don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury coz I can read thoughts..."

i literally pee my pants every time i think of it...

[ToManyPhones]

It's the text message alert on my cell phone. lol.

[bronte604]

Where can I get that ring?!

[alterego616i]

"That's right. A Jet to New York Citttty. Lemon Out" best line of the last show. 30 rock is so good.

[historyair]

"I want to go to there."

I love it!

Tina Fey you are my hero!

[yomommazx]

HAHAHA LIZ LEMON/TINA FEY= Love.

" BECAUSE YOU DO NOT CROSS A SUGAR BAKER WOMAN!" BAHAHAHA, lmfao.

30 rock is the best show everrr created.

tina is amazing<3 I LOVE HER.

[brockmanalec]

death by chocolate. no not that kind of chocolate

[HumaMorado]

Best clip- "I will fire you! And you will never alter drapes in Atlanta again because you do not cross a Sugarbaker woman!"

[imafunnyperson]

And then "I'm so tired."

HAHAHAHA.

[saycheeseanddieagain]

I cannot wait to use that myself.

[keithjoforever]

Haha 1:08

DO THE WORM~

[CanCinephile]

Do the worm! Do the worm!

[cutis1000]

Tina Fey comes across rather neurotic.

[luvstans26]

I love 30 rock! Tina Fey is genius.

[jedimaster235]

this show is awesome tina fey rocks

[4352297]

lmao!

[kelaltieri]

YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!!

[bklyangel]

That should be here.

[derekmok]

This character is reminiscent of Dana Whittaker (Felicity Huffman) from Sports Night, only funnier.

[eurasian7crustacean]

Tina Fey=Win

[lacey2013]

hahahahaha Lemon Out

[dancingstar1226]

what episode is the "Sugar Baker Woman" clip from??

[alicejane19]

It's called 'The C Word' I think. Great episode.

[tealish]

They're all great episodes. It's a wonder why their ratings aren't better than they are.

[ToManyPhones]

I know. 30 Rock is consistently the best show on TV, in my opinion.

[macsApples]

I believe it's from the episode "the "C" word" in season 1. Lutz calls Liz the "C" word so Liz tries to be nice, but then they take advantage of her so she gives them this huge speech and then falls asleep.

[bmrcutiepie]

SHUT IT DOWN!!!

[Silverkid0124]

I do basically what Oprah tells me to. Lol - just like her SNL bit. Nice.

Love you Tina Fey

[xXxCoolTjxXx]

FEY FANS! if u have a facebook please join my group its called Tina Fey Rocks!!! it has newws biography and lots of photos and stuff i appreciate your support thx!! <3

[CaptainSxSparrow]

I'm a Conservative Republican and i love this show, even if it does lean very left.

Lemonrox.

[violmend7]

Tina is AMAZING!

[musicaldramaqueen]

Tina Fey needs to run for God.

[manface124]

I really love tina fey. But there is one actor on the show I just can't watch. So I've never seen the show. But it looks really funny!

[irishman05050505]

You should just watch it.

[dukeoutlaw]

this is SARA PALIN LOL

[ccfc73]

Dear god, no.

Tina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier/more interesting/human than Sarah Palin.

[JayhawkerAM]

Yep that's what we look like. Shut it down.

[craigandpaula]

Tina Fey is brilliant.

[yrrehs04]

she's so funny i love her...

[katewalsh4eva]

what can i say?? i love that woman!

[JandMrock]

LOL!! Love it!!

[KitKat1990]

"DO THE WORM!" OMG she is so funny, I love her.

[moodyones]

tina fey....so amazing!!!

[haty24]

Death by chocolate! Theres a new season?

[Invad3r]

Tina Fey is BRILLIANT! This is a pretty nice collection, by the way. :)

[chatanoogagal91]

"I will fire you! And you will NEVER alter drapes in Atlanta again...because you do NOT cross a sugarbaker woman!"

Tina Fey is the best, ever.

"This would work on Ugly Betty"