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  • i like it at 1:28

  • The start is a bit boring but later awesome :)

  • the kraken did not show up to kill you. he showed up to burp in your face before he kills you

  • the last thing you know on god's green earth is the roar of the kraken and the odor of a thousand decaying corpses

  • in at worlds end in the psp game he told macus to call the KRAKEN he like said to macus summun the kraken

  • @TheRedd619 yea i played the same game on ps2

  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN! yells davy jones to his fellow crew member. as they turn the wheel the higher it goes until it hits the ground, creating a wave threwout the sea. The kraken lurks beneathe your ship and does not move on until its task is complete.

  • yo mama is so fat that you can see her from space! yo mama i so fat that when she walks by the tv you miss a whole season

  • 6:12 is where it's at

  • Honestly never seen so many bad Yo mama jokes in one place...

  • 6:12 EPIC

  • Your Mom's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

  • What we're here for ---------------> 1:49

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  • your mama so fat that when she fucked her husband she list him in her belly button

  • Your mama so fat that when she fell in love... she broke it @-@

  • your mama is a lezbo and if she had sex she would fuck herself

  • your mama has no clit

  • your mama is so cool she had sex with obama

  •  Your mamma's so fat

    [INSERT ANTI JOKE CHICKEN HERE] Moby Dick and Kraken were denied to play her role in a TV series due to lack of fat.

    Now back to 9gag, folks!

  • your mama is so fat she took an arrow to the knee

  • @wowawsome1 your mama so fat she just fat

  • your mamma so fat shes overweighted

  • Yo mama so fat, her picture heavy!!

  • 1:49 IT BE THE KRAKEN

  • i wonder what happens if you chuck a grenade in there, or a fire a cannon in it

  • Jack sparrow is the 2nd best pirate to roam the seas!

  • there another pirates of the Caribbean coming but there is no release date yet

  • giant pussy with teeth!!

  • @Submarine21 That's exactly what I thought! Lol! Jack Sparrow is eaten by a giant anus with teeth while an epic song is playing,

  • so if jack crawled into the kracken would he find his dead self

  • Reminds me of games of the years 1994 invented :)

  • 2 men

    1 pudding

    who will win?

  • "Hello, beastie."

  • Haha played this song during the last battle in exmortis 3... EPIC! XD

  • Davy Jones: ...release...THE KRAKEN!

    Bill Turner: NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • at 1:29 organ rises then it captures souls at 1:50

  • The Kraken..

    Looks like an Inadequacy...

  • hello beasty :)

  • Jack Sparrow was killed by a giant anus with tentacles.

  • Looks like a butthole with teeth

  • 3 people are going to be eaten by the kraken

  • I feel cool when I'm listening to the part from 0 to 0:40

  • Best pet alongside with Shockwave's driller :D

  • YEAH THE KRAKEN THE BEST PET

  • @MrOzzysabbath I want a Kraken. Give the US Navy a piece of my mind.......

  • FUCK MEGASQUID GO KRAKEN!

  • @emorulzforever ya know that the kraken is the giant squid?

  • @TheAngelofmusic12345 i know that and kraken would kick megasquids ass!

  • your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean even kraken runs from her !

  • i also find this hard to masturbate to

  • i would not want to stick my dick in that

  • @GERIDIUS I would. It's so sexy.

  • @Linkage1992 o0? lol?

  • Yer this be the best savey yer yer I be suchibing now

  • your mama so fat that if she sitts around the house

    she sits around the house.

  • Yo mama so fat that went she jumped into the ocean and split it in half she said take that Moses!

  • Okay... I usually don't do yo mama jokes but here's one : Yo mama so stupid if she was locked in a grocery store she would starve

  • No food for u be och

  • What's with all the yo momma jokes here?

  • Yo Momma is so Fat, she only made a Gmail account just for the SPAM!

  • 'ello beastie!

  • No u did

  • Go POW

  • YO mama so stupid She sold her TO buy a GAs

  • Your mama is so poor she cant pay atteniton

  • @Hurrican3AJ1 thats what they thought when jack and davy jones were fighting in the 3rd POTC but jack won and pwned DJ

  • @ZackMeisterStudios Well that's because he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • I like this song

  • The ppl that play potco music are pros...

  • The kraken was to glitchy

  • Sat on the toilet listening to this song while constipated. I yell "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!"

  • Too bad it died of herpes :C

  • 1:29-2:00 my favourite bit

  • @Ultradalek7 because you are a jesus freak!!! fag get a life!!!

  • the ultimate battle=Black Beard vs. the kraken!!!!!!!! actually i don,t know who would win the kraken is a huge mythical creature with multiple tenticals and Black Beard has a sword that can control his ship(Queen Annes Revenge)and monuvier it through the mass of tenticals.the question will never be answered. who will win?

  • @Tigerheart302 but you do know blackbeard turned the pearl into the queen anns revenge because barbosa says "he turned our own ship against us" so the kraken wud win.

  • @ZackMeisterStudios "he turned our own ship against us" does mean sth else.

  • @ZackMeisterStudios He says "he turned our own ship against us" because he used the sword of triton to attack the Black Pearl's crew with the Pearl's rigging.

  • @Relurek so wheres the pearl???

  • @ZackMeisterStudios In one of the bottles on the Queen Annes Revenge. At the end of the movie, Jack and Gibbs has it, as well as all the other ships.

  • @ZackMeisterStudios in a bottle

  • @ZackMeisterStudios in a bottle on his ship

  • @ZackMeisterStudios SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE BOTTLE.Blackbeard cursed the ship or used magic well u kno,and shrinked it into a magical bottle.In the end of the movie gibbs stole all the ships from blackbeards shelfs.They now own about 15 ships including the pearl.They dont kno how to get them out though. :)

  • @momgina thanks that explains the ending for me now

  • @ZackMeisterStudios but i thought that they still sailed the seas even when they where in the bottle??

  • @momgina1 pretty sure you break the bottle under water

  • @llamasatrandom maybe u jsut throw it and shoot it.The good old way :D

  • @Tigerheart302 to manouvre trough the tenticals blackbeard has to see the tentacles to steer his ship around them, i think the kraken can move em faster then blackbeards reflexes can see em since the kraken has multiple :D

  • Ohh, hard fight, i don't know, Blackbeard was a real son of the devil and tough as hell, but the kraken.. i don't know, it might be even beyond him!

  • From which movie is this theme?

    1,2,3 or 4??

  • @jolicooli 2

  • @ianiiasu ah okey thank you, now I know it's the second movie! :)

  • From which movie is this theme? 1,2,3 or 4?

  • I do agree 1:30 to 2:10 is the best bit of all of it.Thumbs Up :)

  • the best part is at 0:40

  • 2:47 ur mama so fat, the kraken is trying to take her down

  • dieteand35 won

    

  • 1 don't like, Jack Sparrow

  • Anus.

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  • 1:30 to 2:10 is the best bit.

  • @MrJeeOh yes its the best part in the movie to

  • Chuck Norris makes songs about his pets?

  • I LOVE THIS SONG..MY FAVOURITE PART WAS WHEN I PLAYED THIS ALL OVER AGAIN

  • Yo mama so fat the kraken needs to take 50 bites to eat just her leg

  • 1:50 fucking FAT tentacles crash the edinburgh trader.

  • Hello Mr. Bach!

  • CHUCK NORRIS THEME SONG!!!!!

  • Lol i just thought of this...

    your mama so fat, when the captain said anchor away the crew tied a rope around her and tossed her of the side.

  • ONE M0:00RE TIME!! XD

  • the perfect kind of epic music made for a giant squid monster known as... THE KRAKEN!! Luv POTC :D

  • Chuck Norris theme song!

  • ello beastie

  • The other kraken from the other movie is not a kraken it's the name of the monster it's a new monster

  • The part you came here for is ---> 1:49

  • This theme is heard when Chuck norris releases his own kraken

  • Yo mama so fat, when she went to a nude beach, this song played.

  • @MrFunnyvids2000 thanks i didnt know that

  • @ZackMeisterStudios Lol!!! Don't take it as an insult! I'm not saying it as a threat, i was just saying a joke

  • @MrFunnyvids2000 ik that u were jokin i was just messin with u

  • @MrFunnyvids2000 ur mama so fat, the Kraken has to take TWO bites lol

  • @dieteand35 then she would of sunk the ship before that

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  • @ZackMeisterStudios maybe she is the ship

  • @ZackMeisterStudios She WAS the ship.

  • @dieteand35 ur momma so fat she played the kraken in this vid

  • @dieteand35 ur mama soooo fat all eight of the kraken's tentacles combined can't even reach around her. !!~!! lolz

  • @freemanbeast your mama's soooo fat she saw the kraken and thought she lost 2 toes!

  • @dieteand35 Yo mama so fat, she ate the Kraken.

  • @dieteand35 Yo momma so small, Kraken cant spot her! NO offense, this is a joke. :D

  • @dieteand35 your mama so fat, when she gets up for breakfast she eats TWO krakens lol

  • @kioftor your mom is so fat, that she is the kraken!

  • @XxJvDxX fail.

  • @kioftor fail?

  • @kioftor agreed.

    

  • @MrFunnyvids2000 Everyone keep saying "Yo mama" thingies.

    Ok one "yo mama" shit for ya'

    Yo mama is so stupid

  • @MrFunnyvids2000 yo mama so fat , she does yo mama jokes -.-

  • does anyone know the music when he steps on the gun and then shoots.?

  • :D JACK IS BEING BRAVE! THT WHY HES MEH FAV GUY!!!

  • @l4dlordhaha ikr..... i still dnt see how he is in davy jones locker cause he got eaten alived...and then drowned when the kraken drowns the black pearl beneath the sea...but still brave

  • @l4dlordhaha hes my fav guy to!!

  • i like it

  • Hey, I'm curious. Did you download this from me? Just wondering. It's kool if you did, I don't mind. If not, I don't care.

  • @connorG1996 No i downloaded it from itunes and converted it with a special converter

  • the clash of the titans kraken could kick the shit out of the POTC kraken

  • Damn this is awesome, so freaking scary o.o

  • @lordzyilo Its not scary at all you want to see scary you watch Halloween 2 or Friday the 13th

  • @ZackMeisterStudios Lol...I ment its creepy and it's perfect for the Kraken. Also, those movies are just blood baths, not really scary.

  • @lordzyilo The original Halloweens are awesome (except 3). nothing like the remakes. i suggest you see them if you haven't already :D

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