Harry Potter in Five Minutes

[neonseacow]

I didn't joe family guy likes to watch Harry potter

[Cuppus94]

An American Harry Potter. Hmmm...

[readingisawsome]

Do u still do these or is this the only one that you will do? Cause I really like this and my mom saw it and she was wondering if you still do these?

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@readingisawsome I've kept performing at Harry Potter Cons like LeakyCon and Infinitus, but that's about it. I try to keep an eye out for venues or variety shows it would work in though.

[SakuraKid101]

this is hilarious like Yeah Harry Potter Rox!!

[SoapyheadWeasley]

WHAT THE HELL, EVIL LAUGH AT 4:06! aaahhhh!

[kylezo]

Ok, help me understand the Owl joke? and also, I really wanted to hear a doGfather callback at the end, that was one of my favorite bits :)

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@kylezo There really isn't a joke there... that's sort of the joke. the ATTEMPTED joke is calling... oh shit, I actually just thought of a new joke to put there. you know WHO. I have to work that in somehow... ANYWAY.

"What did he ever do to who!... you..." The joke is that I try to make a pun, fail, and then bring attention to it. or something. o_O

[kylezo]

@TheAwkwardLyricist I'll settle for 'who' as a shitty pun ^_^ I got to work with RSC workshopping their new show, Christmas abridged...they'd be proud :) And yea, your voice really does soudna lot like Adam

[jAmAiCaNsPiDeRmAn]

This is great. You remind me heaps of Adam from the Reduced Shakespeare Company. :D

I LOVE IT. C:

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@jAmAiCaNsPiDeRmAn Adam is probably one of my biggest comedic role models out there. So I take that as a compliment! thanks!

[kylezo]

DUMBLEDORE KENOBI THE GRAY!!! YES!!

[MidwesternDiva]

"Oh look, a generic wise old man"

[DontYouLikeJam]

one

two

three

pause

air air air

[bluefox99887]

I love this! ;D

[milaniffionmiatas]

what was the point of that i mean ... seriously it was stupid

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@milaniffionmiatas I think the point of this is pretty obvious. It really deals with underlying themes of angry and depression, and how to deal with them through art, communication, and hair spray.

I mean that's what everyone else is seeing, right?

[taureleafsilver]

Good reducing!

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@taureleafsilver Thanks!

[babybernie07]

LOL you're supermegafoxyhotdeathlyawesome­!!!!!!! xD <3 xoxoxo

[vlogapaLOSER]

So... I wanna marry you :). Just thought I would let you know.

[The123abc1994]

hahahahhahahaha man i love you........ you made my day, my month, my year lol hahahahaha I DECLAR THIS AS A MUST SEE :P

[iBrokenBMX]

1,2,3..... AIR! AIR! AIR! lol

[Tink11593]

XD this is AMAZING!!! and i'm only @ 3:05 i like it when he's like "i'm your DOG-father" "oh no! more dementors!" "what should we do?" "lets TIME TRAVEL!!!" dodododododododooo XD ur a bloody genius great job!!!

[GameWorkers]

its called the philosifer stone not the sorcirir stone

[dman19851996]

...Now I have an idea for a follow-up on my performance of "toast" at the next talent show in my school.

[iSpeakMagic]

you should marry me

[Lucyderidder]

HILARIUUUS !!! I loooove youu! !! %Your amazing !

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@Lucyderidder Haha wow thanks! I love you too. in a platonic YouTube sort of way. You know, so just thumbing and such.

wait. o_O

[Lucyderidder]

@TheAwkwardLyricist Haha ! Ufcourse! XD

[vampirelove75]

ah sad. i liked the other version of this that he did where book five is just sighs and grunts, but this was still funny as hell.

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@vampirelove75 agreed. this was my first time performing it, and I wasn't sure If a non-potter audience would get emo book five. I've learned much sense then. =)

[gothtigger92]

now it's 7 books for 7 minutes.. It may not be 5 but it's pretty funny

[coffeychild87]

This is really a brilliant piece of theatre.

[ZeldainPark]

That was hilarious

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

@chl03c0urage0us64 Haha excellent! That may have just made my day. =D

[AngelQ44]

this was amazing. :D ~ <3

[DjSicilia92]

thiis is amaazing =D!

[base753]

enjoyed your live performance of this at Infinitus last night!

[RunningWithTheGnomes]

Holy crap. That was amazing. I wish you went to my school.

[orlina]

OMG, all my nephews (5of them) came into my room when I was watching this to see if I was choking to death or something!

I laugh so hard I'm still shaking!

This is EPIC!!!

CassiaLenoir

[Ravenclaw2313]

Caleb this is the best! I've seen Charlie Ross twice and you're definitely working you way up there. I really hope you continue to do this bit at more shows.

[HaloLovingFanatic]

This is awesome, and you live in Ukiah?? How did I miss this?!

[MsHollyweirdTV]

i remember when you did this in Ukiah :)

[bruceashhicks]

Awesome job! That was hilarious!

[cofeeadict5]

XD that was epic

[Likeflames]

Hahaha! My favorite line was actually "You know what, basically, it's the same as book one, so I'm just gonna skip it."

: D

This was great!

[fiveactmusic]

FANtastic.

[MuffinMuffins2]

What does he say at 5:09?

Great job!

[TheAwkwardLyricist]

Right before the second port key ride?

"I'm not doing that flip again"

[MuffinMuffins2]

Yess perfect thank you.

[callmeemily]

Excellent, Caleb! Excellent...

[pixiestx]

Finally! :D