I miss my husband Liam, so I watched this and it made me laugh and miss him more. Marrying you was the best decision of my life. The pizza I'm gonna have for dinner will be the second best decision.
Even if my name WEREN'T Ari, this would still be among my very favorite Liam Sullivan videos... brilliant!! Would love to see more of this character!!
lol I absolutly love this video! lol everyhting "Ari" dose is freaken halarious! lol I coul'd and do watch this over and over and over and over! And I laugh so hard my stomach hurts and I get tears in my eyes. Great work! Hope to see some more"Ari Schoenberg Show" videos up :D
It's funny how I had a science teacher who reminds me a lot of Liam as Ari Shoenberg. Good thing I didn't see this video when I was still in this class, or I might've laughed at him.
I am sorry about identiftying wrongly the plant. It is actually a fiscus and not a ficus. Maybe. I think its an indoor fig. I dont like figs but love dates, but they are from a palm.
Dressing up like girls is WRONG. Ok if you are a girle its ok. I'm ugly, but I have never had any money. Send me hair products. Liam has my number! I really like herim?
I suffered great embarrassment about my neglect of botanical knowledge on my last notes. So now I will rely on my Ophthalmology input about todays show. Ari Showengurg is suffering from near sidedness, abrupt penis envy, and chappy lips syndrome. He should be ok if treated before the next presidential election.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARYBECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
I wore 3 sets of glasses once and I fell into a dish cart and busted 175 dollars of shitty dishes. I blamed the short waiter and he shot off an M-16 at a party 2 weeks later, in the desert. He wasnt shorter than me. I'm sorry, nobody got hurt that I know of but the Tucson Police sent out a helicopter. He had it in his trunk of the the car. What an ass hole! I sent this to LIAM and then said: hey, This is cool! send this to others
this is by far my favorite character you play...i watch this almost everyday and i laugh every time!!! i think you should interview all your characters you play. like kelly and aunt susan! hah it would be really funny!!!!!!
Thats like an indoor fig plant, Poison ivy is not that large. Maybe its poison oak best known for its ability to cause allergic rashes after contact, especially the nuts.
LIam Sullivan, you have to be the funniest man I have ever watched your humour is so dry I love it! Keep making great sketches.......Tack, Nack, Sack Gallifinacus! AWESOME.........................What if you where a women? LOL so good
@christiancornerJC7 I have no idea what in this video warrants an invitation to Christian ideology. Maybe you are a fantastic comedian, and I'm just not getting it?
Liam is from my town! No joke. Tiny tiny town in New England. He is super talented, and my friends and I couldn't believe it when we spotted our high school's jacket in Shoes! Go Liam! Way to represent KP!
I laughed so hard! The glasses!!111 What's with the glasses? I can't help it, it's just so weird! Hilarious! I'm having an attack, a fit, tie me down before I explode! YeeIiihahahahaha! I love "Shoes" too!
"lady parts like a mammary gland, fallopian tubes, instead of YouTube, you know? what if you had a menstral cycle?"
How do you get yourself to appear double in the camera? Like your sitting right there, but then Ari is you as well is it not? I wish I knew that trick :)
OMG I love your videos. Ari Schoenberg is awesome. MAKE MORE PLEASE!!
Rikicki 2 months ago
very entertaining. liked.
LightningIrving 3 months ago
TO OTHER PEOPLE!
mindstormmaster 8 months ago
I miss my husband Liam, so I watched this and it made me laugh and miss him more. Marrying you was the best decision of my life. The pizza I'm gonna have for dinner will be the second best decision.
thefunclub 8 months ago
that looks just like my friend mark
crazykids177 10 months ago
Even if my name WEREN'T Ari, this would still be among my very favorite Liam Sullivan videos... brilliant!! Would love to see more of this character!!
voicetube 10 months ago
he is actually really sexy in guy form...
sexybunny1111 10 months ago
it's so funny how he clears his throat at the beginning too. just the simple things that makes it sometimes
RandomActs0fKrod 11 months ago
WOW that is the best with all those glasses... he shoulda got more.........
RandomActs0fKrod 11 months ago
Make more of this show!!
Jgunm9mm 1 year ago
"What if you had a fallopian tube instead of a 'you' tube? its a joke" lol!
horsepower101995 1 year ago
the bob tulap videos make me laugh, susan walker, and kelly, and of course this one...he just rules
costasawlove 1 year ago
MORE KELLY VIDS
sharkbite1122 1 year ago
I peed myself at "mammory gland"
LikidySplitz 1 year ago
Pro
francescokhaja 1 year ago
hes kinda hot no matter what.
and he is one of the most talented ppl on youtube. one of the few.
redell09 1 year ago
These are for reading, these are for..uh..who knows what these are for.
UT0013 1 year ago
lol I absolutly love this video! lol everyhting "Ari" dose is freaken halarious! lol I coul'd and do watch this over and over and over and over! And I laugh so hard my stomach hurts and I get tears in my eyes. Great work! Hope to see some more"Ari Schoenberg Show" videos up :D
SomeOne247 1 year ago
This is really great<3
POOHSMYDUDE1 1 year ago
rofl this is actually funny
CZnoob 1 year ago
i love the glasses. morrissey's glasses.
simonesmiths 1 year ago
This would be funny if someone else was in it and not this guy.
Walrusonaraft 1 year ago
oh i get it you try too hard
TubeYourFace 1 year ago
I at this point, ZACK left alone, if he doesnt want the plant, I will will buy it for 30 US dollars. How would you deliver?
bogus67 1 year ago
It's funny how I had a science teacher who reminds me a lot of Liam as Ari Shoenberg. Good thing I didn't see this video when I was still in this class, or I might've laughed at him.
TeamColemanberg 1 year ago
Actually I like dried fruit better than dates, most girls want tons of stuff. Sorry for the conf=usion.
bogus67 1 year ago
I am sorry about identiftying wrongly the plant. It is actually a fiscus and not a ficus. Maybe. I think its an indoor fig. I dont like figs but love dates, but they are from a palm.
bogus67 1 year ago
Liam you re so manly! Well, not as manly as my gf.. lol but still! Oh, but I don't like facial hair on you.. it hides the Kelly in you (.
4evergreengirllovin 1 year ago
The glasses are classic!
j2the69 1 year ago
It's so fucking hilarious the way he looks at the camera & says "SHOES" at 2:52!
FatMat426 1 year ago
Liam has such pretty eyes ♥
The vid is quite amusing. Love it :]
DonTouchMyShades 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahha
Roxy777cute 1 year ago
Very Leigh Bowery.
musenheddo 1 year ago
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I really wish you would make more Ari schoenberg shows. I could watch this vid over and over. Hilarious!
willyboyblueisme 1 year ago
I really wish you would make more Ari schoenberg shows. I could watch this vid over and over. Hilarious!
willyboyblueisme 1 year ago 32
" gallefinacous, rolls rite off ya tongue, but idk the frst name, idun understnd "
lmfaoo yuhkno is sad as fuckk buh he kinda rite.
OliviaaBoo 1 year ago
ari reminds me of my stepdadXD
mangacrazycatlover 1 year ago
you play that ari character like jerry lewis would have done it...well it reminds me of jerry lewis movies somehow.
YourPsychoanalyst 1 year ago 2
fuckin love this vid
chewycell 1 year ago
Who are u married to?
cmart1997 1 year ago
@cmart1997 He's married to me!
thefunclub 1 year ago
he hasnt made a new video in long time...... :(
cotton2222 1 year ago 2
this is totally funy if your high!
regulator2delta 1 year ago
lol
Branwave 1 year ago
Ari Schoenberg is more jewish than two Hasidic Rabbis complaining about bagels in a Kosher deli.
hitbya2x4 1 year ago 6
Dressing up like girls is WRONG. Ok if you are a girle its ok. I'm ugly, but I have never had any money. Send me hair products. Liam has my number! I really like herim?
bogus67 1 year ago
he;s acting......
cooleobrad1337 1 year ago
The fuck? XD
IngridBerg 1 year ago
lol im sooo jealous of those glasses! Nawt! but rele punnie!!
ThePaigey625 1 year ago
why he wares so many glasses!!!!??? ROTFL!!!!
ChikoOstra1401 1 year ago
you're married????
MXGWAPS 1 year ago
I suffered great embarrassment about my neglect of botanical knowledge on my last notes. So now I will rely on my Ophthalmology input about todays show. Ari Showengurg is suffering from near sidedness, abrupt penis envy, and chappy lips syndrome. He should be ok if treated before the next presidential election.
bogus67 1 year ago
You truely are great Liam. Always leaves me with a smile. Thank you.
themacross 1 year ago
damn, this guys good.
Ashatokka 1 year ago
Quote from Ari: "Like a 'santa' sack?"
5 stars for keeping that comment rated G!
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Reedynn 1 year ago
You know, for a billion views/video, this guy isn't funny.
drzip1993 2 years ago
@drzip1993 To each his own.
awesome220 1 year ago
"I'm impressed."
Delphanious 2 years ago
It has to be Liam Sullivan :D
cool:)
loved it :D
marisabellegrech2 2 years ago
I mean the part at 3:43
awesome220 2 years ago
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awesome220 2 years ago
LOLOL
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I wore 3 sets of glasses once and I fell into a dish cart and busted 175 dollars of shitty dishes. I blamed the short waiter and he shot off an M-16 at a party 2 weeks later, in the desert. He wasnt shorter than me. I'm sorry, nobody got hurt that I know of but the Tucson Police sent out a helicopter. He had it in his trunk of the the car. What an ass hole! I sent this to LIAM and then said: hey, This is cool! send this to others
bogus67 2 years ago
congratulations, does she know... know what. hahahaha
jangofet555 2 years ago 2
What is LeeAnne? LEEamme? What is this? Lee I get but Ann? Ann is a GIRLY name. Lianne? What if you were a Girl? Lee iamnne? I dont get it.
bogus67 2 years ago
LIAM SULLIVAN.
IngridBerg 2 years ago 2
this is by far my favorite character you play...i watch this almost everyday and i laugh every time!!! i think you should interview all your characters you play. like kelly and aunt susan! hah it would be really funny!!!!!!
CScott511 2 years ago 2
@CScott511 Great idea!
I second that emotion.
voicetube 2 years ago
My friends and i have been quoting this guy for like two months now. So damn hilarious
francophile823 2 years ago 2
it must be fun to play with yourself on youtube
TheJenaynay89 2 years ago 2
i play with myself... in my room.
mysoteria7 2 years ago
this is my plant, i love this plant!
B1NGLES 2 years ago 2
Love it!!!
getsomefortune 2 years ago
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sammyboy1234 2 years ago
I laughed out loud throughout this entire video. This Ari Schoenberg character is genius. More, please!
PistonHonda22 2 years ago 2
You are absolutely hilarious.
xoxsugarsweetoxo 2 years ago
Thats like an indoor fig plant, Poison ivy is not that large. Maybe its poison oak best known for its ability to cause allergic rashes after contact, especially the nuts.
bogus67 2 years ago
especially TO the nuts or FROM the nuts?
ZintheHood13 2 years ago
@bogus67 It's not a fig plant, you idiot.
awesome220 2 years ago
your so funny!!
yayi0218 2 years ago
they look like the same person DDD:
HolyCow3000 2 years ago
@HolyCow3000
They are the same person. lol.
mower2009 2 years ago
<3 all the glasses!! <3
SupaDupaDucky 2 years ago
aahahaha menstrual cycle
I LOVE LIAM SULLIVAN HES SO HOTTTTT DIVORCW YOUR WIFE AND MARRY ME LOL
koalamoney 2 years ago
@koalamoney wait hes married? hmm who is she?
Jelloxox 2 years ago
"Congratulations! Does she know?"
"Know what?"
ROFL!
sarty 2 years ago
SHOES lol!!
nonmom123 2 years ago
Liams kinda hot with a beard ...
CoralChannel 2 years ago 38
his face! " XD ur not making any sense XD"
mangacrazycatlover 2 years ago
This is so funny! I love it when the second pair of glasses falls down when he says, "What if you were a woman."
4YouProductions 2 years ago
is this poisin ivy?
MooTelevision 2 years ago 2
Congratulations on your marriage! :)
hahaahh shoes :)
LBGRLatHEART 2 years ago
LIam Sullivan, you have to be the funniest man I have ever watched your humour is so dry I love it! Keep making great sketches.......Tack, Nack, Sack Gallifinacus! AWESOME.........................What if you where a women? LOL so good
19dan80s 2 years ago
love this! :D
31BridgeWorks13 2 years ago
you have alot of glasses
mangacrazycatlover 2 years ago
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Jesus loves and cares for YOU!!!!!1
mesaage me if you want to know the truth about God and the Bible.
christiancornerJC7 2 years ago
@christiancornerJC7 I have no idea what in this video warrants an invitation to Christian ideology. Maybe you are a fantastic comedian, and I'm just not getting it?
UserIDisUnavailable 2 years ago
haha fallopian tube
raquelle08 2 years ago
um whos he married to ?
risikofire 2 years ago
His wife i assume.
sugarhigh100 2 years ago 3
@risikofire Ilana Cohn
autumnshaymartin 2 years ago
My name is ari. :D.
Funny shit dude.
Feltrider001 2 years ago
lol great one liam!! :D
Peaches10308090 2 years ago
Liam is from my town! No joke. Tiny tiny town in New England. He is super talented, and my friends and I couldn't believe it when we spotted our high school's jacket in Shoes! Go Liam! Way to represent KP!
amyd46 2 years ago 2
LOL!
00oNotAnyMoreo00 2 years ago
Just so you all know...i'm in this video(i'm the plant...and Liam is soon going to break out into very serious hives)
GardAltair4 2 years ago
Funny!
kmbrco 2 years ago
so did u actually get married?, well gratz if you did =D
OneMoreNick 2 years ago
I know who you remind me of! TJ Thyne from Bones. You kind of sound like him.
2sdInCommand 2 years ago
Liam will you marry me?
ListenToProphetSix 2 years ago
are you really married? If so then congrats!
artistictalent 2 years ago
lmfaoo
gizasparkles 2 years ago
This is seriously the best video on youtube. It makes my day every time I watch it. :)
moonbelle98 2 years ago
is this poison ivy? lol
TheAmericanArts 2 years ago
Awesome Liam
Anticitizen051 2 years ago
damn liam is one sexy ass beast
craaazaaay 2 years ago 11
I thought I was the only one that thought Liam was kinda cute Lol.
LaCantante94 2 years ago
hahahhahaah this makes my life
jonaslovexox3 2 years ago
I love Zach Galifianakis. Epic beard.
perogieluver 2 years ago
I love how he said "shooooes", like he knew everyone was pretty much waiting for it.
trishalovesfy 2 years ago 5
Liam, if you wanna make it in this business you are going to stop playing against more talented comedians. Ari totally stole the show.
jonesym33 2 years ago 4
I am glad you mentioned the "Between Two Ferns" connection. I thought for a section it was unintentional...and the name conversation is best part....
Angelamerrill73 2 years ago
I laughed at the "Does she know?" question! Hopefully no one commented on that already, otherwise I am shamed.
SpookyHelder 2 years ago
omg this host is a riot! too funny!
supasta3 2 years ago
Haha. Epic. All of the types of glasses.
SupernaturalSushi 2 years ago
if i was him i wouldnt tell anyone i was married lol most celebs that do that get downsized in popularity.
lavendarcharm 2 years ago
He's a comedian, actor...sex...etc...
SailorBurtha 2 years ago
Married!
OH! I'm so sad.
(congratulations though.)
hailvishnu 2 years ago 4
wasnt liam in 8 simple rules?
truangel101 2 years ago
couldnt wait for it to be over
jaebaben 2 years ago
the edge look he does look like edge
Tmasters123 2 years ago
Men actually have mammary glands.
Quizoid 2 years ago
OMG he is hilarious! Didn't know Liam got married :( Damn, and I was saving myself for him
stacyb139 2 years ago 4
i just wanna see how many pairs of glasses he can fit on his face xD
emoholza95 2 years ago 2
Liam you are so funny!!! I love all of your characters!!! especially Dr. Ulee!!!! Peace
MochaDeLoache 2 years ago
I laughed so hard! The glasses!!111 What's with the glasses? I can't help it, it's just so weird! Hilarious! I'm having an attack, a fit, tie me down before I explode! YeeIiihahahahaha! I love "Shoes" too!
"lady parts like a mammary gland, fallopian tubes, instead of YouTube, you know? what if you had a menstral cycle?"
"You have a lot of glasses! Shoes!"
Congrats on the marriage! Happy Holidays!
\A/
Awwa1 2 years ago
haha
seenkale 2 years ago
the more that u spend the more attractive u are TO OTHER PEOPLE! lol
cyber4tron 2 years ago
Suck!
jimmybryght 2 years ago
your married! :O
CianThEfuR 2 years ago
Hahaha...if the Ari Schoenberg show was real I would watch it RELIGIOUSLY every day...this is AWESOME.
moonbelle98 2 years ago 2
i luv the way ari starts with sayin his name then smilin then smiling its hillarious x
bembly 2 years ago
LOL. not for those kind of ppl who sit infront of the TV eating a bag of doritos all day. For more intelligent ppl, Very funny tho ;D Glasses <3
TheKatesx 2 years ago
say no more i am the man of your dreams
TheAmazingAnarchist1 2 years ago
Damn, this is super funny!!!
lP0P 2 years ago
hahahahaha BEST YET.
you're so fine, liam.
stfutiffie 2 years ago 2
'instead of a you tube, you could have a falopian tube' lmao
randomsummergirl 2 years ago 2
haha.
ari: "congrats"
liam: "thank you"
ari: "does she know?"
liam: "know what?"
ari: "nevermind"
good stuff good stuff.
briarrose456 2 years ago
It would have ben funny at the end if he said, "Where are my glasses?" xDDD
Genesimmonsrocks 2 years ago 2
i love all the glasses. =D
mirandaanda2 2 years ago
Did Liam ever mention who he got married to?
Press1ToParty 2 years ago
Holy crap, that guy reminds me of my ex D:
AlkalinePowered 2 years ago
It's weird 2 hear his guy voice, then his kelly voice!!
amy96525 2 years ago 3
@amy96525 Yeahh true true lol
valpalbaby 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha the glasses thing
linorf 2 years ago
Congrats on the wedding! Lol!
Kimbelle10 2 years ago
This was great! Lol!
Kimbelle10 2 years ago
bring back bob tulap
ThePereginPigeon 2 years ago 2
Congrats Liam! :D I bet he got married to the girl who plays Heather X'''D jusk kidding :3
Jill4ChrisRedfeild 2 years ago
I like the glasses gag. I don't think I've ever seen that kind of a gag before. Quite original. Cheers.
dovargas 2 years ago 3
"If you have a YouTube, you could have a Fallopian tube, y'know?"
persephone750 2 years ago 2
this character is just annoying
SpongyOLlama 2 years ago
My name is Ari xD
I'm a girl though. . .
happyturtl 2 years ago
you're a very good actor, liam, love the nonchalance you show to yourself as ari :P
desertdragonme 2 years ago 5
Step aside, Larry King.
FractalHelix777 2 years ago 2
=] ,lol at All the glasses, and " I might be alergic to this" haha loved it, good work, btw I like your normal voice here..if it your voice :O
go1chase1the1sun1set 2 years ago 2
Liam's glances at the camera remind me SO MUCH of Jim on The Office.
silverarrow379 2 years ago 2
Those glasses that look like there isnt any glass in them are the Cunnigham Muffins glasses. Liam even slips into that voice too, FUNNY shit.
bogus67 2 years ago 2
Not EPIC like the sex therapist but very good still. I like the fact that their arnt any props (except the plant) and he pulls it off as a talk show.
bogus67 2 years ago
I LOVE this video AND... my name happens to be Ari, so ... 5 stars and favorited (hell, why NOT!)
voicetube 2 years ago
How do you get yourself to appear double in the camera? Like your sitting right there, but then Ari is you as well is it not? I wish I knew that trick :)
gshave 2 years ago 2
@gshave he films at two different times but move the camera so it lines up with eachother. then he then he puts the audio into both videos
joshberke 2 years ago
Yeah I knew that, but at the beginning, lol.
gshave 2 years ago
Hardest hitting questions since Granite MacKenzie.
HouseFantastic 2 years ago
Lmao, Ari Schoenberg <3
More videos with him!!! :]
This was hilarious.
blondiexx137 2 years ago
I didn't think it was possible, but this made me laugh even more than Mother Grandma. SUCH A WIN!!! I LOVE it!
lavendarluv3 2 years ago 2
show-whoa-whoa-oh-oh hahaha goodness.
WittyStix 2 years ago
I love laughing.
WittyStix 2 years ago 2
WOW FUNNI
megalilmam1818 2 years ago